chapter 7 of I'm Your Man... it's one for the girlies that's for sure
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Good morning to sleeping Australians, to Italian lawyers, to social media admins, to Schrodinger's Formula 1 contract, to the entire island of Mykonos, to my contract with McLaren, to petty old men who decided to take revenge on an entire F1 team, to unseasoned Spanish dishes, to Greek yachts, to American football teams, to f1twt, to junior drivers, to IndyCar drivers, to Mark Webber's morning [REDACTED], to Pierre Gasly's empty bank account, to twink farms, and to crying team principals.
But a special good morning goes to Oscar Piastri.
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what we know from the book so far:
- William got physical with Harry in 2019 in NottCott
- Charles asked William and Harry to not make his final years a misery after Prince Philip’s funeral
- claims William and Kate laughed when he told them about the n*zi costume and encouraged him to wear it.
- he is said to talk about whatever was going on with Meghan and Kate prior to the wedding, so far it was revealed that Meghan told Kate she had baby brain because of all the hormones. Meghan was reprimanded for talking to Kate like that considering they were not close.
- he calls William ‘Willy’ throughout
- William and Harry ‘begged’ Charles not to marry Camilla. Harry claims meeting her for the first time was like an “injection” and he wondered if she would be like the evil stepmother in the stories. Claims Willy was suspicious over “the other woman” for a while.
- he calls William his archenemy and polar opposite
- Harry, William and Charles held a meeting after Prince Philip’s funeral close to King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson’s graves (fucking ironic if you ask me)
- claims the Queen was the one to call him and tell him “grandfather passed away”
- Harry comes for William’s baldness (as if he has a full head of hair) and says the similarities to their mother have faded
- great piece of dialogue here y’all:
William: “You left, Harold”
Harry: “Yeah, and you know why”
William: “Honestly, no. Harold.....not really”
- I need actual confirmation that William calls him Harold now.
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Hey man me again, it’s nearly 3am and i was curious. What would theoretically happen if someone (say a human bully, or a lesser uninformed demon or smthn of the sort) were to put down and talk absolute shit about Dipper with the anticipation of Bill joining in and/or being impressed and agreeing cause here’s this super cool and sexy guy surely he also thinks Dipper’s a useless freak right? How would Bill take this kinda confrontation about his husband? Would his reaction vary depending on wether or not Dipper was there? (I lowkey think it would but I’m just a worm in a bait bucket uk) (also sorry this comes across like a fucking critical thinking question from a middle school textbook)
At best someone talking shit about Dipper gets a long lecture about all the reasons Dipper is way, way cooler than them! And some broken bones. That's Bill's husband, he picked a great partner, and he is not going to pretend otherwise for someone else's ego.
The rant's absent if Dipper's around, but frankly? It'd be better for the bully/demon if Dipper was around to hear someone dissing him to Bill. In that Bill would refrain from the most gruesome acts within his mortal's sight.
Though if they're smart, they'll notice the way Bill's looking at them, and take that brief amount of time to run.
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Girl what is the Carlos/Charles gossip everyone is talking about these days? I’m so out of the loop 💀
Charles was papped with his gf, and pictures were published on an Italian gossip rag, which sparked a bit of a debate on whether or not paps were called on purpose etc etc.
Carlos was also papped with his latest girl, and as soon as the pictures dropped, said girl turned on the subscription feature on her IG for exclusive content - fans (?) thought it was a bit of bad taste to do so etc etc.
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okay so the bad news is that my wifi is out (in that it is very very slow most of the time rn) and i have very little data and don’t really wanna buy more so that’s why i’ve been less active. the good news (for Me) is that netflix still mostly works so i’ve been watching through the entirety of yugioh duel monsters so like at least i’m not bored and stuck in 144p youtube land. the great news is that i’ve decided that i think it’d be fun to try and make my own trading card game. because all i’ve been doing for the past two days has been watching an anime about a tcg. this is a very good idea with no flaws
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Any update on Lovers 101?
a ha ha.....
ok let me explain.
september has been a ridiculously busy month for me. between working on a trial, regular work, traveling for starcatcher shows, traveling to see my friends, and being sick during pretty much most of that, i've barely had time to even think about writing. I've also been traveling more than i've been home this month.
things have calmed down a bit (if you saw me ranting yesterday about having 8 attorneys on my roster rn, you know i'm probably wrong about things calming down, but I'm hoping they will) and I have four tabs currently open with different fics.
so lets take a look at what I'm currently working on:
Lovers 101, chapter 4 (which will have smut with professor jake)
Siren Song (a potential new mini series about Siren!danny and Sailor!sam for @ofthecaravel )
Untitled danny fic (sex pollen danny!! we're all excited for that!!)
The Ultimate Sin (my genuine attempt at angry sex with sam. this is tentative. we know I can't write solo sam fics bc he just really doesn't do it for me)
i also have about 3 WIP danny fics, 1 for jake, and 1 pairing the reader with danny, jake, and sam that, if actually written, will be tremendously filthy. I mentioned in a reblog recently i'd been working on a knife play josh fic a few months ago that i never finished. i'm still not like suuuuuper comfy with writing my own josh fics, but i'll see if i find inspo to continue it.
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i did remember your url used to be bugvarchie but i kind of thought it was more of a joke i didn't know you shipped all four of them together
to be clear i don't ship betty and archie if we're being technical my endgames were specifically bughead & varchie but i do support the ot4 ending even though i stopped watching that shit at some point in season five lmao
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