I am foaming from the mouth
My autistic ass can't take it anymore
If I have one more person come onto MYYYYYYY posts outside of tumblr and tell me SSL and SS were better then SSO ever was I'm going to start mailing pipe bombs
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detroit become human is my fucking white whale.. every time i think about it for even a fraction of a second my brain just explodes with all the ways it could have been a good game. and then i have to move on with my day because well. it isn't a good game. it sucks actually
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Reminder that actively posting hate towards celebs you don’t otherwise follow because you don’t think they deserve the fame/recognition they get only hurts their fans.
And I get that might not mean much to you because you’re an asshole but at least acknowledge that you’re being purposefully hurtful to people who - on a whole - are minding their own business because your posts are never going to reach that celebrity.
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it’s so gross when girls hate on other girls, it’s ok to not like something they’re doing but openly bashing them and putting them down is just gross behavior it’s so icky
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If you think I'm a blog solely dedicated to The Outsiders or Scream,, you are sorely mistaken. Just wait till suddenly out of nowhere I stop being obsessed with either and move onto something else. Just wait till I get back into Marvel/Spider-Man you'll wish I never made an account on this website 😭😭😭😭😭😭
You are SAFE
For now,, [evil emoji in emoji section]
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you ever read a fic where a character canonically speaks like a massive snob, all fancy and what not, and you can see the author trying so hard to match it, but they're just using fancy synonyms of normal words in a sentence where those synonyms do not work at all, and all you can feel is a deep sense of 'good on you for trying, honey'?
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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cashier: ok that'll be $20
me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!
cashier: where's all that blood coming from
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the thing that bothers me about dragon riders is that the dragon absolutely does not have to let you climb on its back. your ability to 'ride' the dragon is entirely dependent on the dragon allowing you to do that. it could fly just fine without you sitting there. which means you are not a dragon rider, not really. that beast is not your pet. you're the dragon's pet. you're its trophy wife.
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Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
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no judgements at all here. i was thinking about the possibility of moving out and wanted to know what age other people did
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my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.
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