#anyway movey good!!! | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

transsexualjoanofarc · 6 months

Note

if I was an al pacino character who would I be

this is incredibly difficult but im trying my best & ive come up with a few options

•serpico (autistic swag, very strong sense of justice, great style BUT hes a cop + yr a better partner than him. actually that applies to all of these guys. just assume thats a factor in all of these lmao)

•arthur kirkland (once again that extremely strong sense of justice & amazing hair, BUT hes a lawyer)

•sonny wortzik (when we watched dda you said in another life hed be a great revolutionary & i agree with that with regards to the fact that yr extremely passionate about what matters to you & anti-establishment & gay, but he doesnt have the same extremely strong moral code & sense of justice you have)

•jimmy hoffa (prominent union organizer for the teamsters & did a BUNCH of shit fr workers back in the day! genuinely interesting historical figure & if you dont already know about him id be surprised. however he also worked with the mob & allowed them to take money frm the teamsters & did a bunch of other shit. disappeared under mysterious circumstances his body was never found & i dont think they ever really found out what happened to him but the most prominent theory is frank sheeran killed him & a book was written about it which got made into the film the irishman in which al pacino plays jimmy hoffa)

•sorry i got distracted talking about jimmy hoffa Do you still think im hot.

•honestly these are the ONLY ones i can think of that are anything like you the rest of them suck way too much /hj you just have a very distinctive personality which is why i love you so much! but if pressed id probably say a solid combination of arthur kirkland & sonny wortzik

HONORABLE MENTIONS: satan ‘God’s an absentee landlord’ thedevilsadvocate, tony ‘you know what capitalism is? getting fucked’ montana, & michael ‘where does it say you cant kill a cop?’ corleone. for those specific lines.

#me.txt #correspondence #🪽#al pacino #this was HARD.#i also considered a few others fr a few other reasons like carlito from carlitos way cause you guys have & i mean this is the kindest way #possible escapist fantasies. like a very extreme desire to become a better person & escape frm yr shitty circumstances. kinda like michol.#i also considered bobby thepanicinneedlepark because hes a noo yawk citay boy who commits crimes on occasion & hates cops #he is also abusive as fuck. so i vetoed him.#i now realize there is a huge gap in my al pacino movey knowledge cause i looked up his imdb to see if i forgor any big ones & nope but als #he has so many fucking Moveys. that i have yet to watch. what the fuck is a manglehorn jesus christ.#i also might be misremembering the scarface quote / out of context because indont remember most of that movey #ANYWAY this was a good quastion & i agonized over it a lot & would be happy tew talk about those choices with you :)

11 notes · View notes

virtuaquarium3d · 1 year

Text

MY MUSIC IS FOR PHOENIX! ONLY SHE CAN SING IT! ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES DIES!

#phantom of the paradise #winslow leach #artists on tumblr #blood #ask to tag #Jsut a sketch thing i did after watching phantom of teh paradise for the first time. (Actually maybe the second time.#I rewatched it quite a few times.)#Anyway good Movey.#draws #2022

10 notes · View notes

bataranqs · 10 months

Text

5 Happy Things

June 27, 2023

1. English assignment got an extension

2. Insects! Insects that are big and insects that are small and insects with wings and without wings and loud and quiet and doing valuable things by existing on this planet!!

3. My mom <3

4. Snowdrops (and how they’re bea’s favourite flower)

5. Soy milk

BONUS: Psalm 119

#5 happy things #yeah there was a very big and movey bug in my room being loud and freaking me out for a bit there #so i kneeled and read a lil of the psalms and opened my door and prayed a bit and it flew right now #then i went back to finishing the psalms #and i had a very good time of it #it was really nice bc i was actually really tired this morning and slept in an hour or so #and so i didn't get to spend any time today in the bible and probably would've forgotten if it weren't for that bug #and i've been asking people to pray that i'd consistently read the bible every day and !!! bam! the bug came! so i think it was a blessing #definitely heaven-sent #reminded me a lil to be thankful for bugs even if they scare me and make me scream a lil #anyway went through psalm 119 and it's so insanely good i forgot how beautiful it was for meditation like yeahhhhhhh #side note have not been very on top of things - including responding to people - but it's okay i think #i'm gonna try to sleep better and try to do good and work hard where i can and hopefully we end up alright eh

1 note · View note

girlsg1rl · 26 days

Text

ALONE ᰔᩚ

warning: eh.. smut, daddy kink, c1mming, f1nger!ng kink, eating out (ifykyk), praise kink, preggie kink

i dont like smut. ion kno why i am doin this as a Christian lmao

anyways probs my first n last time but hope u like it, ya freaks:

minors dni !! 18+

- - - - - - - - - - -

characs.

(original) kimberly fatu

joshua fatu

jonathan fatu

trin fatu

joe anoai

montez ford

bianca belair

jade cargill

___________________

desccc: the gng come over to kim n jey's house for a game night. jey wants to get up to sum else.. whatchu thank happens??

"Mmnn, Jey, c'mon", Kim said, Jey leaving sloppy kisses down her neck as she applies her blush.

"Nah, ma, you lookin a bit too fine, what's goin on?" He said, sucking her neck.

Kimberly moved from him before he could leave a love mark. "Is it so bad that cho girl wanna look good today? Leave me alone boy", Kim giggles. "Stop playin games, woman" Jey says, giving a quick smack on her ass and walking away.

*15 minutes later*

The doorbell rang for a good minute before Kimberly shouted at Jey.

"Daaanggg! I'm getting it, shoot.." Jey says as he rushes towards the door. "Heyyyy!" Trin squeals as she rushes into the house, sitting the wine down on their kitchen island. "Wassup, dawg?" Jey greets Jimmy with their 'secret' handshake.

"What's good?" Jimmy returned his energy. "YEET!" "NO YEET!", they said at the same time. Jimmy glared and mugged at Jey, Jey does the same thing, and enters the house.

Jey walks over to Trinity and gives her a short hug. "What's up, Trin, how y'all been?" Jey questioned.

"I'm good. We been good." Trin says, smiling at Jimmy.

"Yurrr" (means u heard fa da non vernacular ppl) Jimmy added.

"That's good."

"Where's ma girl?" Trin asked.

"Oh, uh, BAE!" Joshua called out.

"ONE SEC, BOO" Kim called out back.

After a few seconds, she finally walks down the left stairs and runs over to Trin.

Trinity does the same thing and they give each other a huge bear hug. "Girl, I missed chuuuu!" Kim speaks, pulling apart. "Not more than me fa sureee!"

They all laugh and joke around until a knock on the door and a doorbell is heard.

Kimberly gets up to open the door is is surprised to see Montez and Bianca with a new face. She lets them in, greeting the new girl politely but looking over her shoulder at Trin who seems to be skiking at the girl. They all sit down after saying their 'hello' s to eachother and Bianca began to explain.

"So this is Jade, she's new on Smackdown and we are in this lil' group thang or whatever. She's really cool and sweet, we have a feelin' you gon' like this girl!" Bianca beamed.

"Oh..heyyy, Jade!" Kim stuck out her hand for her to shake.

"Hiii, they talk about chu so much, my gosh, I'm literally so happy to finally meet chu!" she smiled.

Eh.. maybe they will get along.

*30 minutes later (roman finally gets there btw)*

"Okay y'all, that was fun!" Trinity says.

"Yeah, it was but I'm feeling for a more.. I don't know.. movey.. game?" Bianca calls out.

"Yeah, me too. This alcohol is running through my veins like crazy, gettin' me excited or whatever." Jade added on.

"Uh, what about twister?" Kim suggested.

"Sounds fun to me" Roman replied, shrugging.

Joshua's hand reached Kimberly's thigh and started to rub in and out. She looked over to him but he just ignored her and talked to Jimmy and Roman.

"I'll get the game" Kim said.

"I'll also change my panties 'cause DAYUM these wet asl" she thought to herself.

She walks up the stairs and goes to her and Jey's shared bedroom, she goes into the drawer and starts looking through their board games.

Kim can hear footsteps coming towards the room. Before she had the chance to turn around, Jey had already given her a slap on the ass. It was easier for him to do so as she was bending down to look through the drawer. Kimberly let out a quiet Yelp and turned around.

"Boy, quit playin wit me and go downstairs to entertain out guests, damnit!", she complained.

"Would rather entertain you." he says playing with her hair.

She tuts and attempts to walk away, the game they were waiting for in her hands.

Joshua pulls her by the waist towards him and they both landed on the bed because she fell on him. "What is you doin'?" she asked and got up but Jey put a stop to that because he pushed her back down on the bed.

"JEY, we ain't finna do this rn" she said, laughing a lil bit.

"You ain't want this?", he asked pulling out his 6-inch cock.

Her jaw dropped as if she had never seen it before. She says to herself, 'why is it that everytime he brings it out, it gets bigger?'.

"You ain't want this dick?" Jey asks as he slaps her face with it.

"I-.." she was lost for words.

He gave her a light smack with his hands. "Speak up, ma"

He walks over to the door, dick swinging and all, and locks it. "Tell me you ain't want this dick rn"

She shook her head at his request. "Oh okay so you do want it?" Jey laughed as his dick starting getting more and more hard and hit his stomach. "'cause one thang fa sure, I know it sure as heck wants yo' ass."

She crawled over to him from the middle of the bed to the edge where he was standing. Joshua places the dick on her tongue and she took him as a whole, balls included. Joshua let out a groan as she pulled away, catching her breath. "Keep doin' whatchu do, ma" he told her.

This time, she played with his balls whilst spitting on his cock and deepthroating him. She began to twist and bob her head on his dick, making sure to add in the tongue whenever she possibly could.

"Yeahhh, mmn, just like that, baby" he moaned. "Keep doin' that stuff, huh."

After around a minute later, just as she was about to make him nut, he pulled away. Kimberly frowned but later got rid of that face as Jey ripped apart her panties with just 4 fingers.

Dang, that man is strong.

"You like this stuff, hmm?" He says whilst dipping two fingers in her. "MMNN, UGHH, J-JEY.."

"Shhh, you ain't want them to hear us, huh, 'specially not cho new fren" he shushes her.

He begins to speeded up the process of fingering her wetness. "B-aeeee, ooouuuu, mnnnnn" she moans, quietly and her legs start to tremble. Joshua holds her to make sure she don't fall.

"Ouuu, you so good, daddy, mmnnn" she scream-whispers.

"Say that again"

"Ooo, yesyesyes, DADDYY, I-M FINNA C-" she squeals as she releases all over Jey's fingers.

"Well dang, that ain't take long, hmm?"

She is shaking.

"Answer me." he says as he shoves his cummed-filled hands into her mouth. Kimberly nods and slurps her nut.

"Turn around" he says out of nowhere.

Nevertheless, she does as she's told and turns around. "Arch for daddy". Once again, she does he instructions instructed to her.

Joshua sticks his tongue up all in dat phat. He swirls his tongue over her clit as he hears her pleas and her cries. It makes him even more turned on so he opens her lips with his fingers and starts to like the sides and all over her clit. He licks inside of her pussyhole and his sharp tongue reaches a certain small spot. "AARGGGGGHHH, JEYYY, MMNNNN RUGHT THERE BABY, OHHH!" she screams out, tears and mascara running down her cheeks.

As he does what he do best, he starts to slap her ass. For every slap comes every moan. "Keep yo' sexy ass down, yur?"

"Mmnn..."

"ANSWER ME" he says giving her a harsh, hot slap on her ass.

"Y-yes..Jey- yes!"

"Yes who?"

"DADDY! MMN, YES DADDY! AHHH!" she says excitedly, still struggling to speak though as she reaches her peak.

She let's loose all over Jey' beard. He moves from under her ass, her juices falling off of his hairy chin. "Y-you..so-s-so good, papi" She collapses onto the bed.

"Uhn uhn, you want this dick right?"

"Yes, daddy, yes please"

"You said you ain't want it though." he says, stroking himself.

"I-i do!"

"Beg for it then" he says smirking and winking at the poor girl.

"UGHH, PLEASE DADDY, PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR DICK, MAKE ME DICK DRUNK. MAKE ME SQUIRT AND CUM TILL I CAN'T BREATH NO MO'. LET ME HAVE YO' BABY, DADDY, PLEASE!" she begged. She arched her back in the air higher than she ever had befo. She knew her back was finna ache in the morning but she was getting that good cock. Who gives a donkey's ass?

"Since you asked so nicely..." he mocked before slipping into her wet disaster. He messes her up till she came and squirted all up on him. It went like this:

"Ohhhh...damnnn, good dickkkk, gooood dickkk" she whispered and moaned.

"Yeah, gotchu looking like a dick-owned slut, ain't we? Yeahhh, you the slut." he groaned, thrusting into her, holding her hips.

"I'm the slutttt, your sluttt!" she moaned.

"Who own this pussy? huh?"

"Y-YOU, DADDY! YOUUUU OWN THISS!"

"Say it again!" he moaned, slapping her ass.

"You own this pussy. All. Freakin. Yours" Kimberly says as she begins to throw it back on his dick.

"Ughhh, ffff-...mmm..keep doin' whatchu is doin', baby!"

"You like this?"

He held onto her hair to bring her head back as they moaned in sync. Honestly, they could care less about who heard them. The sounds of their sweaty, wet skin against eachother and the sound of their moans and groans filled the whole room. "You want my babies? All that talk. You gon' have my child." he says, thrusting up in her even more rough and harder. He raises one leg up and starts to pound all in that. "AURGHHH, DADDYYY!!" she uses her hands to push him away but with that no avail.

"Nah, you was talkin' 'bout 'ion want this. ion want it.' but chu here actin' a fool now" he chuckled. "Don't try run from this 6 inch machine, baby"

"I'm gon' MARK YOU UP, BAE! YOU READY TA BE THE MOTHER OF MY KID, HUH, HMM?" Joshua questioned, his dick twitching inside of her and his dick getting sloppy. She was unable to speak. Weird sounds came out of her mouth as she came and squirted down his cock. Her legs shook.

Jey groaned loudly as he released himself inside of her also. Dang, that was some great sex. His dick slid right outta her with some of his cum dripping out of her too.

*15 minutes after*

Trinity speaks up, "Ha, yeah, anyways, y'all ain't wondering where the power couple are? Hm? They been gone for long.." she says giving Bianca and Jade 'the look'.

They return that look.

"Yeah, no, no, I've been wondering too" Joe answers.

"Maybe they still lookin' fa the game, y'all" Jonathan's stupid ass shrugs.

"No, dumbass, she got that diiiickkkk- ouch!" Montez talks before getting hit in the back of the head by Bianca.

Jade is very obviously uncomfortable. "Well, what a great first encounter, huh?" she jokes. Some of the others nervously laugh at the joke, whilst the others shrug or ignore her.

Finally, the couple that everyone's been talkin' bout came down the stairs, hand in hand. "So, where y'all been fa a hour straight?" Joe asks, Montez looking at his watch, Trin looking at the clock and the others looking straight towards them. "Yeah! And where's the game?" Jon asks. This time, it was Trin doin the lil hit on the back of the head. Jey stares at him, so do the others. "Damn, ay, ain't got it? That's cool.." he whispers to himself, rubbing the back of his upper neck, his eyes facing the floor.

Kimberly blushed uncontrollably and bit her lip, saying nothing as she didn't want to speak in that moment.

"We just needed some...time, that's all." Jey spoke up finally. Kimberly Fatu just nodded, not wanting to say anything. "Yup, a hour's time, oh jeyyyy, oh daddy, cu-"

"UH, ANYWAYS, really, y'all should go..thanks for coming, have a good night, goodbye." Jey says, letting go of his wife's hand and pushing everyone towards the front door. "We'll call yo-" Bianca and Trinity didn't even get to finish their sentence before the sound of the door interrupted them.

"Well... I guess we were loud?"

"Oh, really? Dumbass.." Kimberly smiled, showing off her dimples as she walked toward her husband.

#fanfiction #smut #jey uso #wwe raw #wwe #ocxjey #18+ post

21 notes · View notes

stillbornedprincess · 2 days

Text

ya kno there’s loads of moveys that touched my heart but none pushed and kicked at me more than the midnight cowboy movey . I’ve seen it only once on a dreary day it was crazy woke up dead and everything at the end of the afternoon walk that day there was a choir singin celestial tunes at the supermarket and the way the market was built it echoed and really punched the air was truly etheric anyway so I got home and already downtrodden will all sorts of tricky questions this movey really did make me queasy good gReif and I’ve been thinking about it a lot today and yesterday too think it’s time to find the book somewhere and read it

5 notes · View notes

calebwittebane · 2 years

Text

i had a dream i was chewing on minecraft slimes AND that harry potter movies 7 and 8 were so sooo so so much worse thn they already are because there were horrible like ensemble musical scenes of wizard people in the streets singing and dancing and they were AWFUL and nonsensical and the real reason they split the book into two movies cuz they were taking up so much screentime. and they were like progressively getting worse as the plot went on. like becoming absolute sensory overload like 100% complete insanity. and in one of thm ron weasleys dad became really large and started levitating and like chanting some evil shit in foul languages of demons. the songs were also getting progressively more racist. like by the time movie 8 hit the 20 minutes mark it was just an absolute overwhelming hell, it felt like being submerged in boiling water, and the reason i was seeing all that is that i was forced to go to a movie theater by a mysterious giant wolf and watch the moveys. the wolf compelled me and threatened to curse me. anyway the movies wwere so fucking horrible. absolute hell. and like once they were done i walked out of the movie theater with other people and i was like jesus christ. jesus fucking christ holy shit. jesus. fucks sake. good lird. like i was giving other people walking out this like absolutely shell shocked look like oh my fucking god jesus christ what was that. like i was so shaken and exhausted and feeling like a piece of paper. and they were like idk it was fun. let people enjoy things

11 notes · View notes

nighttimepleasehidemyeyes · 2 months

Note

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it ou-

What

“bee movei…”

What

1 note · View note

cherchezlafemme · 9 months

Text

Whatever I'm writing my diary entry here I'm too tired to handwrite it. August 6, 2023. So I woke up before 9 which was great and I took another concerta so I only have 3 left. I have my appointment on the 15th and hopefully work won't be too tiring so I can make it through the day. I played skyrim for a little bit and the bodygen mod I fiddled with does not seem to be working which is extremely annoying. I will work on it on wednesday. Fuck I also forgot to think about what I wanted for lunches. I spent another 30 dollars on a mobile game to get a skin for the castle which is so fuckinggggg stupid I don't know why I keep doing it. I hope another charm event comes soon I have been saving up items for it. So anyway I got a strawberry crepe from Denny's but I saved it and I hope my brother doesn't eat it because I would like it for breakfast. I also have to get more monster, I have 2 cans left. Is there any hope for getting a new job. There's nothing for college dropouts. Not even on base. No one wants data entry sluts :( so yeah then I decided to start modding stardew valley, I just cannot wrap my head around all of these new content patchers and alternative textures mods. I just edit the tilesheets themselves idc. I'm pretty excited though! I also watched the new Spiderman movey and it was good but the audio on the site I was on was Not good. And there were no subtitles. Oh and also brad slept on my bed last night and spent the day in my room! He's so cute. I did 2 loads on laundry and I would like to wash my sheets and remake my bed. I have to start saving up for a queen size bed. Also hopefully I can get up early enough to exercise tomorrow. I was also going to dye my hair but I kept forgetting. Okay so yeah good night.

#personal

0 notes

rocketandonuts · 10 months

Text

Trying to figure my characters out short fic:

“Just making sure” you asked the boy next to you, who’s currently tangling his arm around yours, resting his head on ur shoulder, “… you’re not making a move on me, are you?”

You guys were sitting on your bed. Before this moment, he was just comfortably curling up to you as he watches his little video on his phone. It was an animated video explaining smth biology, and you can tell that he was really trying to watch it by the way he kept rewinding repeatedly whenever smth came up that he didnt follow.

Now the video is paused. And he’s looking at you. His eyes. Widened. Whatever he was trying to consume probably all got thrown outta the window bc of your impromptu question. You feel a little bad.

Next moment, he let go of your arm.

“S-s-sorry! Am I too close? Am I gross??”

“No no it’s fine it’s fine! Im just asking!”

He hopped off your bed, panicked. You followed by, grabbed him, and sit him down back to your bed again.

“I’m just curious… cuz it always seem like you really like to touch me? A lot?” It’s hard to not make that sounds hella awkward. He gets what ur saying tho.

“I-I’m just a touch-starved dumb loser dude! I really like you you’re my friend and I thought you’re fine with it-“

“I Am fine with it!” You pull him into a hug to reassure. You really are fine with it. More than fine, actually. It’s kinda adorable. Like a puppy.

“Im not grossed out, alright? See? Not one bit. Was just wondering.”

“Heh… heheheh…” he laughed nervously. “Silly! Ofc i wouldn’t be making a movey move on you when- … you know! I-I told you about th-the-the guy from work-“

“Yeah yeah I know about that guy. Jules. That guy is srsly wayyy too old for you!”

You couldn’t help but roll your eyes. Your lovely friend here kept developing fruitless crushes at his part time jobs. So far there’s been 2 straight guys, a lesbian, and now this “Fine gentlemen who shows up on Sunday mornings and one time accidentally spilled his coffee.”

“I know I know! I just think he’s kinda cute! I’m not making a move on anybody! You know I never had done that anyway!”

“But… Idk I just wonder...” if he likes you and likes to touch you, then what really makes it different? “Like, why aren’t you into me the same way? Am I not your type? Not into fat chicks?”

“Y-you’re my best friend, Ricky! And you’re great! You look good… okay fine! Since you wanna know so bad I’ll tell you!” He cracked, flustered.

“I-I probably did have a lil bit crush on you before! But it’s not like you’d actually like that…!”

“Huh.”

“And I wouldn’t wanna risk changing anything between us, okay?? I like being friends with you!”

“Aww hehehe” you went in for another tight hug “That’s so sweet of you, bud”

“… I really like being friends with you, Ricky.”

“Me too” your best friend is so warm. You decided to turn the fan on for both of you. “Tbh I wouldn’t be too mad if you like me that way. It’s just would be a shame that i don’t think I can reciprocate it.”

“Pffft yeah yeah you like being the charming asshole don’t you? You know you would be uncomfortable if I’m still harboring that type of feelings towards you!”

“Huh? Why would I be uncomfortable?”

“Cuz you’re not into me, obviously! Dumbass! You just said it yourself!”

It’s strange. There’s nothing “romantic” going on between you two, but you kinda get the feeling that he may be hurt a little by your wording earlier. The air is feeling kinda dense.

Even more strangely, you’re also feeling a little heartache.

“… But here’s a thing, man” you’re a bit bothered by this… idea. You don’t want anything between you two to change, either. But you’re willing to share a little bit more of yourself to heal this thing as for right now. “I think I could kiss you. Probably.”

“…W-W-WHA-!”

He’s once again trying to squirm his way out of your hold. You make sure he couldn’t.

“STOP PLAYING WITH ME YOU BITCH!!”

“I mean what I said! Geez chill! I think about kissing you sometimes jules what about it!!”

“But-but- … why…???”

“Idk. Why do you watch science videos when you often get outta them still totally confused and unsatisfied?”

“C-cuz I’m curious…?”

“There you go.”

You smile at him. His face is all flushed. You felt the air has shifted to another kind of denseness. The kind that you don’t really hate that much. The kind that somehow would put even more smiles on you when you’re already smiling. Maybe you are a little bit of an asshole indeed.

Not to mention the positions you’re currently taking. Thats pretty damn cliché.

“So do you… do you w-wanna… t-try it? … Now?” He said hesitantly, eyes closed, wrinkles between his eyebrows. This would be a hell of a time to pull a godawful prank, but you managed to hold it back.

“…Nah man, as much as it’s tempting. Hehehe~” instead you helped him sit up again. “I don’t have the heart to steal your first kiss out of pure curiosity. I know how much you’d value those junk.”

“… Ha. Haha.” He laughed nervously. Half-relieved, half-disappointed, but didn’t look too upset “Coward.”

“Ah Jules. My man my buddy. I hope one day you’ll get your first time with someone you have a hell ride of a romantic crush on with each other.”

“Hey let’s not get our hopes up…” this time, he took ur hand. “Hey wanna still try smth?”

“Hm?”

“Im curious too!” He said as he started to play with your hand. He made u do a finger gun gesture, with ur index & middle finger aligning together.

Then he pressed his lips on them horizontally, giving them a peck.

“Haha dude! what was that??”

“A simulation of kissing on the lips, obviously!”

“Couldn’t u just do that with ur own hand?”

“Then you wouldn’t be able to get a feel of my hot juicy mouth! …how did it feel?”

“Dry and scratchy.”

“Oh really? Oh now let me rate yours then you ass! Close your eyes!”

Sure. Why not. You closed your eyes and waited for his groundbreaking virtual reality romance simulation game.

And that son of a bitch pinched your mouth.

#2nd person is the easier to go it’s the homestuck in me #oh bro I went hog wild #I’m surprised tumble app didn’t crash when I keep going on an off for the past hours writing this long as oc fiction

1 note · View note