#anyway vote cecil

[lieutenant-columbro]

"gee whiz! this is a beautiful lil town ya got here, i tell ya what. that big glow cloud in the sky really brings it all together! ya know, my wife always says ta me, ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD. WE ARE BUT SUBSERVIENT PAWNS OF ITS GREAT POWER. boy, isn't that somethin'? she's a real character, mrs. columbo. matter of fact, it was her idea ta stop by here! see, she's big into the whole "blogging" thing these days. me, i couldn't figure it out ta save my life, but she loves it. and she tells me, sir, that on her favorite site... they're holdin' a, er, uh...sexy man poll? i asked her ta vote for me, but she said that it was down ta just some fellas named reigen and...cecil, that was it! and so she wanted ta stop here in town and maybe get ta meet him somewhere. well, i'll be a son of a gun! you say you're cecil? boy, if mrs columbo were here right now! she loves your show ta death. i hope ya win your funny little poll, sir..."

#im sorry i havent listened to night vale in years the glow cloud is the only meme i know #anyway vote cecil #columbo #welcome to night vale #cecilsweep

[charlie-artlie]

Whenever nightvale comes up i feel the need to repost one of my only Cecil drawings from 2013, which is just a bunch of tentacles in a hoodie

[ID: a drawing of a couple thick purple tentacles in the shape of a person wearing a black hoodie, waist up only, drawn messily in marker. He’s leaning is tentacle head on his tentacle hand and there’s a little heart next to his tentacle face.]

#welcome to nightvale #cecil palmer #cecilsweep #arts #you do not understand how tentacle obsessed this website was in the 2010s #this is not reflective of me but of the culture i grew up in #anyway vote cecil #edit: fixed the tag 😶‍🌫️

[srslyarts]

#CECILSWEEP

#Welcome to Night Vale #wtnv fanart #Cecil Palmer #tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexyrematch #cecilsweep #saph draws #fanart #I HAD TO OK HES SO IMPORTANT TO ME <3 #i can’t believe he got this far! #ON MY BIRTHDAY TOO LIKE 😭🙏🏽 #ANYWAY VOTE CECIL OK THANK YOU <3

[notebookpapers]

cecil is both a fashion disaster AND a fashion icon they CAN COEXIST okay consider: you ever met that one person who pulls off the most ridiculous combinations even though no one else could???? you ever see a celebrity wear an outfit that would look ATROCIOUS on its own but when they style it & wear it you’re like “oh this slaps actually”???? THAT IS CECIL ENERGY, MY MAN!!! THAT IS OUR GUY!! LEST WE FORGET THE FASHION ORB DEEMED HIS OUTFIT WORTHY?????

#fashion disaster Cecil and fashion icon Cecil are FACTS that can and SHOULD coexist #anyway. vote Cecil in the worst dressed fashion tournament #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #cecil nightvale #night vale #wtnv #welcome to night vale #nightvale

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

POV: Kevin crawls through your window at 3am, covered in blood. He wanders around your house aimlessly a bit before stopping at your room door.

Slowly and quietly, he turns the handle, opening the door. He crawls into your room and silently slides into bed beside you and your husband. Whether he falls asleep after that is unknown.

It is morning. You wake up to the gentle embrace of your husband, life is good. Good until you hear an obnoxiously cheery and familiar "Good morning! :D" coming from your other side. You look over. What the fuck.

(Original image below the cut)

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #carlos the scientist #kevin wtnv #kevin wtdb #cecilos #kevcilos #<- technically not that but im tagging it anyways #suggestive #suggestive cw #gart #i have commited a crime against humanity!!! again!!! #anyways. yall voted for this one so.... i hope you all.... enjoy? #anyways when i saw this sc i immediately thought. thats kevin n cecil n carlos. 100%. #ALSO. Kevin doesn't have much body hair cause. strex shit #what he has there is pretty much all he can grow. it doesn't really grow anymore which is </3 #but yeah that's how my kevin looks like.... shirtless... whoopie #also this sucks. so sorry!!! but i hope you all enjoy!!! yay!!!!! #explodes and dies i am never recovering from this

[inkedmyths]

This one goes out to anyone who's being introduced to Welcome to Night Vale via this wild venture

#welcome to night vale #cecilsweep #cecil palmer #wtnv #art #ink arts #my art #just a silly lil sketch for now since i have bigger projects i need to finish but i couldn't resist #anyways VOTE CECIL!!!!! #eye strain #do i have a set cecil design? absolutely not. its part of the joy of this man

[encyclop3dia]

WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE, BITCH!

#CECILSWEEP #im so happy that he's in this vote... was he even in the first vote? #idk if twitter people know who he is even #they are different #anyways cecil 4 life #sans ily but cecil will win <3 #tumblr sexyman poll

[blumele]

i would like to apologize for the person this tumblr sexy man tournament has turned me into. it will happen again

#unfortunately i am very petty and seeing people be like ‘who the fuck is cecil who is voting for him’ is only fueling my rage #anyways #CECILSWEEP #tumblr sexymen poll

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

If Glenn wins, I will devour the earth. Y'all, Night Vale built the house you live in!! Queer podcast would not be where they are without Carlos, they were gonna have Cecil's instant crush be a one off joke (you'll notice Josie also falls in love instantly) but Carlos was SO hot they made it canon and it redefined the entire medium!!

Okay but this tournament is not about finding the most important, historic, influential, best, or even favourite fictional podcast character. It's about who the voters think is sexiest. And for some people, a messy disaster of a rockstar who sings Christmas music in an overthrown Hell and hit a child-abuser with a deez-nuts joke before dying to a deez-nuts joke and now has nothing (including neither wife nor son) does more more for them than someone with perfect hair and teeth like a military cemetery who has a labcoat for every occasion and is touch-averse* and hid from everyone who loves him that he spent a decade in the Desert Other World. Such is life, we all have our own tastes.

*EDIT: Mod forgot þeir own rules for no book-sourced propaganda for a moment there. Ignore that bit.

#Also like they were going to have Cecil gay from the beginning. Like always. I don't think it was supposed to be a joke. #The fandom blew up only after season one. I don't think Cecil/Carlos was made canon *for* the shippers. #Anyways my brother has been aware of this tournament since Glenn vs. Taako but it was only today or yesterday when he found out it was #about which character was *sexier*. I explained to him that a) there is a historical context that I *could* explain but I imagine he isn't #interested in and b) I have to give you fuckers (affectionate) *some* criteria to base your vote on. #Imagine the chaos if this was a ''Best Fictional Podcast Character'' tournament. #Not A Poll #Ask #Anonymous

[sonknuxadow]

Literally who the fuck is cecil are they just another one of those random guys that gets labelled as a tumblr sexyman just because theyre from a popular thing and some people think theyre hot even though they never had the power and influence of actual tumblr sexymen like bill sans the onceler etc. or have i somehow missed a whole era where this guy was the big tumblr sexyman

edit Ok ok i get it he was a sexyman i just never noticed i guess . in my defense for all of the others i was either actually on here for it or i saw it happening in passing/heard about it later which was not the case with this guy somehow

#becuase like with most of the others on the poll i can say i know who they are and have seen a lot of people be weird about them #but who is this guy. how did he make it this far #he doesnt even have a face theyre just using a generic picture of the podcast (??) hes from??? #yes ive been keeping an eye on the sexyrematch poll i just havent been posting about it #anyway ideal final matchup would be reigen vs the onceler becuase 1. i want the final matchup to be different from last time #and 2. idk who cecil is so i am automatically compelled to vote for reigen instead even though ive never watched/read mp100 #but. realistically sans is probably gonna beat the onceler and idk whos gonna win the other poll

[grimbeak]

somthing very very funny ab carlos telling Cecil hes bringing in an old friend to help with the lubelle problem and cecil being all excited to guess who it is like oooooo is it your old English teacher? shes very nice or ooooo is it your former next door neighbor from where you grew up? and then its just kevin

#cecil: #cecil: steve gimmie your gun #cecil being genuinlly worried for carlos but he and kevin seem to be friendly if a little tense #and like. during the middle of it like if carlos and kevin r captured by lubelle or smthn #THATS when cwcil finds out about it being ten years #either nilanjana tells him or he liatens to the recording of 200 and puts it together #carlos bring adiment that they need to save kevin too #*being #cecil doenst tell carlos he knows but cecils avoiding him slightly and carlos doesnt know why #agh #kevin wtnv #cecil wtnv #carlos wtnv #anyway vote cecil instead of that anime boy

[the-gothmother-writes]

Low-key love Welcome to Night Vale so much. Gateway to horror for me. I hope the sexyman polls draw in a new generation of WTNV listeners. Such a great podcast.

#sexyman tournament #I voted for Sans because I'm loyal to my comfort character #but I'm also happy for a Cecilsweep #cecilsweep #sansweep #Cecil invites Sans onto a radio show and interviews him about how he killed the Queen #Sans gives him the sexyman crown #it was kind of useless to him anyway haha

[trans-xianxian]

nawt the tumblr sexyman polls making me miss wtnv....

#podcast of all time nothing beats it sorry #anyway everyone BETTER be voting mr cecil gershwin palmer 😤 #ghost posts #text

[weaselishmcdiesel]

im so upset we didnt get #reigensweep 2.0 like what the hell even is a night vale ! this poll has roused and riled some recondite fandom from the ashes like awakening an old god, and i bet half of the votes just wanted to see reigen lose

god forbid women do anything 🙄

noooo thats not the issue night vale is a very prominent podcast and one of the first fandoms in all of tumblr i dont think cecil SHOULDNT have won, i just think reigen should have won no matter what. honestly i think the rekindling of the fandom is also going to encourage cecil to win the finals too 🤷

#believe me people know about night vale. its fans have been berating me since the start of the fucking poll #whether they voted cecil to spite me.. well yes some of them did that #but idk i knew about night vale since middle school i just wasnt into it #no hard feelings it's all good fun anyway! #weasel speaks #asks! #but god forbid reigen does anything

[dubiousdisco]

Me if cecil doesn't win

#futebol tag but this coach got a red card for this today shdjdhehehdhhsdj #anyway VOTE FOR CECIL

[endlessfurore]

cecilsweep will be a landmark event in the 2023 tumblr year in review

#cecilsweep #shoutout to everyone who doesn’t even know wtnv but is voting cecil anyway for the upset