#anyways THATS MY WIFE !!!! I LOVE HIM !!!!!

[socialbunny]

 Skip has always found a way to work through his problems and turn them around with relative ease, but the sudden death of his wife, Brandi, has brought his mostly carefreeness towards his children  to a stand-still. With two freshly traumatized children and a newborn under his belt, can Skip juggle turning his shitty ass life around for his family, or will he crumble under the weight of his past mistakes?

Darleen hasn’t been the same since her husband, Darren, died, though she’d be quick to argue with you if you said anything of the sort. She’s FINE! She misses her husband, undoubtedly, but she’s not going to let that very, very, very tiny thing wreck her whole life, and she’s not going to let people give her grief about ANYTHING. Sure, she got fired from her job a few months back and hasn’t made any strides to find a new one, and she’s losing touch with her son as she goes and squanders all her responsibilities by partying and drinking on par with younger years, aaaaaaaaaaaaand the almost obsessive idealistic crush she’s developed on her neighbor is clouding the second half of her judgment, but she’s bounced back from worse and knows everything’s going to come up Darleen :) …………. hopefully

#POSTING THIS BC IVE HAD IT DONE FOR 2 MONTHS KINDA? i kept feeling uninspired andiffy abt it tho so it just made me not want to finish it #posting this before i change my mind i hate darleens desc but its the only one im rockin with at the same time #ANYWAYS BASE D ON A SEMI AU IDEA IVE BEEN THINKING OF. WTV. DUSITN AN DIRK WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE YOUNGER FOR THIS AU TO MAKE SENSE. but #idc it just for funsies #common skip and darleen l's tbh #i support my alcoholic delusional wife in these dire times. #💙 #other names for these pics: #pls dont ask skip and darleen where their children r bc they dont kno #the painful ass crick darleens about tohave in her neck when she wakes up #skip doesnt know how to hold a baby apparently and its not bc there was something wrong with how i rigged him nooooooooo #gordon pls leave ppl alone and get a life #in my maxis dev 04 era the way these pics r so lazy #POTRAYING DARLEEN AS A GIRLFAILURE honestly. love fail darleen i need to do it more and show it more. #thats all if u read these tags i think ur in love with me and we should kiss

[crescentfool]

graduation day 🌸

#persona 3 #minato arisato #makoto yuki #lizzy does art #HELLO EVERYONE... i humbly offer a minato in these trying times... are you all prepared for the wave of march 5th art bc aha! im sure not #i looked at the promised day tag on twitter and GAAAH THE WORKS ARE ALL SOOO BEAUTIFUL #truly it touches my heart that soo many people are still drawing fan art for this important day even 16 years after the game has released #this is my second time celebrating it! and i couldn't be more grateful to have met minato and see his story.... #genuinely though his growth throughout p3 is sooooo loooovely and it's rlly hard to put in words. but like. god. i love my wife #dont look @ me for calling him that. i have seen other ppl call him wife material in the tags. they're right btw #oh and uh if u want u can look at my art for last year its smwhere in my art tag.... i like to think i hav improved... LOL #anyway thats all i have to say... i will rb and cry and sing to kimi no kioku tmrw since its still the 4th where i live. take care everyon!

[mrkanman]

ahem. mah wife.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #scarab the god auditor #scarab adventure time #kant art #face horror #gore #ask to tag lol #anyway i love the scarab so so so bad thats my bug wife #hes so scringbly i dont care if hes the coworker no one likes #id talk to him on our break and ask him about his tamagotchi collection

[plan-3-tmars]

Is this what Happiness is?

- hey so I haven't seen an interpretation of the bar scenes in Half that I fully agree with, so I wanted to throw my own two cents out there into the void and pray that it makes sense !!!

so, in the bar scenes in Half we see what I interpret as a hangout with old friends (or, hangout with old friend + his wife.) These scenes used to be the biggest piece of evidence for the cheater theory, but now that that's been debunked by the man himself, I have a new way of looking at them

~ before I go any further, I just wanted to say that I'll be calling the brown-haired woman whiskey for simplicity's sake

In this scene, Kazui turns to look at Whiskey, saying the lyrics:

"laughing together, side by side, this distance in our relationship is misleading me, is this what happiness is?"

With my guess (cuz that's really what it is there's no evidence for it) that Whiskey is the Bartender's wife i think this scene is Kazui being conflicted with what he's been told is true, that marrying Hinako is "true love", versus what he feels is true, that marrying Hinako has brought distance into their relationship.

He looks at Whiskey, a woman happily married, and wonders why his relationship with Hinako isn't like that.

~ shout out to @prisoner-000 for the following screenshot

in this post he points out that Hinako and Kazui's rings are silver in Cat, not gold like they were in Half, yet Bartender's ring colour stays the same.

For the sake of this writing I'm going to go with the first meaning they put out, that Bartender's ring is gold because his marriage is genuine.

But wait!! I hear you ask. This is Half and Kazui's ring is still gold in Half!! EXACTLY MY FRIEND!!

Kazui's ring IS still gold in Half because at the time of these scenes he's still fooling himself that this relationship is good, that he will eventually garner real romantic feelings for Hianko.

"laughing together, side by side, this distance in our relationship is misleading me, is this what happiness is?"

Remember this lyric that plays during the Whiskey -> Hinako scene. You know what other scene in Half this lyric reminds me of?

laughing together, side by side,

this distance in our relationship is misleading me,

is this what happiness is?

He's beginning to doubt if what he believes is true, he's beginning to believe the feelings telling him something's wrong (and remember, the scene right after this one is when he confesses (?) his secret to Hinako) ARE infact true, and that maybe the logic he's been following for so long has a couple holes in it.

I think these scenes are meant to show Kazui gradually realising that his relationship with Hinako will not work out. It just won't, no matter how hard he tries.

He's able to laugh together and talk with Whiskey because she's his friend, yet he can't do the same with his own wife? Even though, according to his gold ring, their relationship is supposed to be real and true and genuine?

#thats not even getting into the gay theory implications btw #bar kazui staring at audience kazui with the lyrics “all these memories and you / only if i could erase them” #because his crush on his friend literally haunts him and his relationship with hinako (the green apple) #confessing his love to his friend “just so its out in the open” because he so desperately needs to get it off his chest #most likely having his feelings not reciprocated as his friend his married and staring at his wife #who then transitions into hinako / wondering why he does not feel the same happiness with her than he does at the bar #because he's lying to himself and he's lying to her #he *knows* that their relationship is not happiness and yet he hides in denial #because it's not like he will be able to find his happiness anyway as his friend is already taken #sorry #this doesnt rlly make sense and i'm aware of that i wish i could beam what im trying to get at into ur head #unfortunately its nearly 11pm and when i was brainstorming this idea i had a nap and NEVER WROTE MY THOUGHTS DOWN (biggest mistake ever) #someone with a bigger vocabulary pls come and pick this up and explain it better thank youuuy #anyway just hope you get what im trying to say #thats all #sorry for the ramble in tha tags but also this is my house so #milgram #kazui mukuhara #hinako mukuhara #milgram theory #ig i never know what to title these

[b1adie]

blade is so fucking edgy like he’s literally so embarrassing to listen to and its hilarious. kafka and silver wolf are like 😜💥 and sam is like 😶💥 and then here comes blade like Every waking moment of my deplorable and endless life inflicts more ceaseless torment upon my corrupted wretched husk of a body….. like yeah ok grandpa anyways we’re going to space mcdonalds do you want the 4 piece mcnugget happy meal or the 6 piece mcnugget happy meal.

#and i love him. of course. #thats my guy. i help him write emails #would love to chill with him in the same room and not talk to each other #blade hsr #honkai star rail #hsr #blade #stellaron hunters #i do desire his dragon wife though. Yea carnally. anyways

[veenoms]

There are so many things wrong w this but i spent like 7 hours trying to finish it and i love him sm actually so fuck it

(Tap the image for better quality)

#Isou.. save me isou... #anyways THATS MY WIFE !!!! I LOVE HIM !!!!! #I sound insane holy shut #anyways #Nanbaka #nanbaka the numbers #nanbaka manga #nanbaka anime #nanbaka isou #nanbaka art #my art #art

[sieglinde-freud]

been thinking about the tharjabelle family unit a lot. i think maribelle spent five thousand years scraping through ye olden baby names textbooks in her family’s library and was like “We shall name our daughter Noire! It’s a lovely name, a reference to your love of the dark arts and [wikipedia etymology section] while still being classy. Just gorgeous. Now, what shall we name our son?” and tharja goes “brady.” mari’s like ???? fym brady what the hell is that and tharja goes “oh its traditional plegian” “Oh, really!? 😄” “no”

#ann plays awakening #domestic tharjabelle i am molding you in my mind #i still have no idea why on earth maribelle named her son brady #there’s nothing wrong with that name. bradys one of my favs #but im lookin at maribelle and im thinkin ur kids name should be remington charlesworth von themis the fourth #or some shit #i mean this positively #i love maribelle #but i can only conclude she was NOT the one who named him #she wouldnt… #unless its like a nickname. what could brady be short for #i dunno. bradworth? thats not a name. #maybe its his #WHATEVER anyways tharja named him. in my head <3 #also and these tags r j becoming my tharjabella hcs extended edition #but also idk i think maribelle wouldnt actually mind if brady was a plegian name. i think she’d like it actually #in game she seems not all that knowledgeable about plegia and is rather hostile #for obvious reasons. i wouldnt like the ppl that kidnapped me either #but i think taking a plegian wife would let her want to learn more about it and especially since later on chrom starts to bridge the gap #between their nations a bit more and by the end of the game while im sure things arent GREAT theyre probably on the way to gettin better #and i just think she’d want tharja to feel more at home in ylisstol so the whole gesture would j be sweet :) #not sure how much tharja would actually care but she’d probably appreciate the effort #wish i had more info on house themis but whatever. i’ll start makin shit up idgaf #fuck you awakening world building

[laesas]

Pathetic!Kimhan truthers rise up 💕

#baby-dom chay you are my confidante my best friend my silly rabbit. #for legal reasons this is a lightheated jokey post :') #but it is also what I do every time 💀 #I dont know if its because it orders them Chay/Kim on ao3 so when the dom/sub tag is there im like OH MY GOD YES FINALLY LETS FUCKING GO #rare dom-sub variations my beloved #alas.................. people look at kim and think ''hot.'' instead of ''sopping wet pathetic little meow meow'' #the power that d/s chay/kim has. #Kimhan 'needs to be in complete control' Theerapanyakul #utterly picked apart by Porchay 'broke down all of Kims careful defenses by accident' Kittisawadt #it just makes sense!!!!! #credit to tumblr user kinnbig for the meme #negative credit for being too much of a puthy to post it tho 🙏 #that said my wife does have significantly more followers than me to be angy in the inbox and she does not want that smoke💀 #I however needed this on my blog more than my peace and sanity #anyway sub!kim is my hill to die on #youre telling me you dont look at Kimhan Theerapanyakul and want him held down by the throat?? #you think he doesnt deserve to be pinned to a wall??? #thats like enrichment for him??? he loves it #its perfect. Kim finally doesnt have to be in control and Chay finally gets to!! its just such a neat exploration of trust!! #something something eroticising vulnerability after years of being forced to be stoic and invulnerable and emotionally cut off 💕 #the fandom can barely handle sub!Kim so let me stay completely silent on my sub!Vegas thesis....... but like...... 👀 #anyway!! babygirlify that man #put that man on his knees agenda 💕

[fearyandear]

*sobbing* I don't care what happens with Mahiru's next trial music video, I'm voting her innocent!!!

#mahiru milgram #milgram mahiru #milgram #milgram trial 2 #I DONT WANT HER TO DIE #i am always back and forth with her cuz i keep belittling her crime but no like yeah that shit was bad and unhealthy #I CANT HELP THAT I LIKE HER and that i think it's bullshit that kazui was voted innocent #I know ive been wrong before in my theories but imagine if it turns out he thinks women are disposable now and thats why he #didnt help mahiru #and why his next song is Cat #i think him 'loving the memory of his wife' and his sad act is a cover :/ dont trust it #anyways #free mahiru and get her help please #fear me

[blueiight]

Sometimes u think ur a crazy fujoshi but lestat literally says

#yn. #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #and i still think the tenor moment is sympathetic #cuz FUCK BAD MUSIC! #and the tractor salesman noticed lestat’s blood on his cuff before louis bumrushed him so that is LESTAT’S COAT louis got on ganger #my second critique of amc iwtv— ep2 moves a bit too fast. but thats okay! #(my first critique was bailey’s yuckmouth. but after april it just sounds mean. sorry bailey) #louis’s moans drinking off damek .. blcd when #i love an uke w a deep voice. #anyways. #e2 ending with daniel likening himself to lestat.. i liked my wife’s oddly colored eyebrow. maybe lestat liked u idk? #LOL. #tho this is the ep where he says ‘white master black student equals ina dark’ so hes not miss congeniality but i liked that. #daniel ur chronicling some good yaoi u bet recognize

[elisedonut]

you know lips of an angel actually goes pretty hard when you think about it in the context of like someone in a relationship they don't want to be in but feel like they have to stay in *cough* pureblood politics/royalty aus

or "a someone they cant have situation" and are with in their perspective someone who would never be enough so ofc they'll always be tempted even just a bit by the one calling

#percy weasley #because i was thinking of ships involving him with this because ofc i was #a few different ones but #Flintley #for sure for sure totally not because ive been talking to someone about him cheating on his wife with Percy for the last few days #it is actually #that sounds weird and ooc for Percy but it makes sense with the context that i will not be giving #source: trust me bro #if i was also thinking of my very specific ver of Draco/Percy that lives in my head then thats my business #anyway #i love forbidden love songs but most end up being cheating because people are boring #like is that forbidden? yes #but is it also boring and lame? also yes #give me a vague forbidden love song that i can meld to my whims and needs in my head #like i already have a few but they're all like vocaloid/anime songs

[cherry-shipping]

thisis. embarrassing It was embarrassing 2 make and its been sittin in my drafts for like a week. but anyway Hi 👋

#suckiest caption ever btw. im too tired to think of something good or witty or whatever #ANYWAY…!!! this wasnt gonna b posted originally But my wife encouraged me. peeks nervously through my fongers 🫣🫣🫣 #cherry chats #bf (bone friend) #doodles #remember ages ago when i made jokes about how i could make uf sans feel uncomfortable and borderline unsafe. this is what i was referring to #these psychos and their unmatched rizz bro ✊💪💯 #said rizz consists of being gross weird creeps. lol #i really love my uf selfship Those guys are so fucking weird and insane. i love them #that post thats like ‘i could fix him but whatevers wrong with him is way funnier’. thats me w these losers #lol. lmao even

[huraiyra]

"why is angry Bob sandwich icon posting so much Dungeon Meshi content" bc I'm weirdly attracted to every single character in the show. for no reason. Laios. Marcille. Chilchuck. Senshi. Falin. Kabru. there's something about them. help me.

#laios being a monster fucker is so MOOD i love how normie he looks and how WEIRD he is. absolutely obsessed. #sorry monster feaster. whatever 🙄 we'd get along i think #marcille is cute and funny and sensible and also gay #chilchuck idfk im obsessed with every short pissed off old man who looks like he exists in a bubble but actually he got a wife and kids #falin is just pretty and also A CHIMERA?!??!?! i need to meet her rn #everyone says kabru is a little shit. i love that. also brown #SENSHI??? dude loves food. thats it. also he is cute to me. crazie ab him #more animes need to have weird women i feel like im failing as a lesbian and it's THIS SHOWS FAULT #anyway i rest my case. bye #dungeon meshi #pipe down moppet

[lobotomyladylives]

people often assume when we all go out together that I'm my half brothers mom (I'm 20 years older than him) & that his parents are his grandparents & it's so funny bc I know it bothers them. old ass idiots

#my dad was 49 & his wife was 45 when they had him #the story behind his birth is actually extremely fucked up like everything else about their relationship #so my dad left her like a million times to try to go back to my mom (who kept telling him no unless he sorted out his issues) then he #would always run right back to her & she always took him back. anyways i guess he said smth along the lines of #''my wife (he was still married to my mom) will always be the love of my life bc shes the mother of my kids'' #and...she went off bc & on fertility treatments without telling him. then shes pregnant & he is still saying he wants to come back to us #so she said he will never see their kid & her son from a previous marraige THREATENED MY DAD AT GUNPOINT #and said if you ever leave my mom again ill fucking kill yoi #so then the divorce was finalized & they got married & my half brother was born. rest is history #for the record i dont feel sorry for my dad at all it was his fault too. the fucking hypocrite was having sex before marriage #and he knew she was nuts & far too attached to her #what a fucking idiot. all he had to do was get on meds & in therapy & admit he was wrong & he could have stayed with us #but he needed constant validation & to be in charge of everything & thats what his new wife gives him. she converted to his cult & now they #raise my brother in it. and she just does whatever my dad wants & lets him treat her like shit. i would actually feel sorry for her if sh #if she werent such a fucking awful person. and she tries to be all nicey nice w/us despite being a literal homewrecker. #and doing things like telling my dad he cant spend more than 50 dollars per year on each of us #while having him buy her a third car & a 1500 dollar fur coat. lol #theyre so much better off financially than us that its unreal. my mom doesnt get a penny despite how much we are struggling #but if i want a relationship with my half brother i just have to pretend none of this is weird or wrong. #anyways i just hope he never finds out the circumstances of his birth bc god can you fucking imagine

[bluebellhairpin]

KYOYA OOTORI THE MAN THAT YOU ARE.

#HE WAS MY OG. MY ONE. MY POOKIE. MY ANIME BLORBO BFORE I EVEN KNEW WHAT AN ANIME BLORBO WAS #forst anime crush from my forst anime no one can top him #also i think. hikaru and kaoru. id tell them apart. as long as they didnt speak in sync. #and MORI. HUSBAND. #plus a tea party with huny and usachan would be so much fun. i love cake also. #i dont care much for tamaki #i like him and haruhi too much i think thats it. theyre not for me bc theyre for each other #anyway #do u think kyoya would marry me? that i could be a smart and pretty wife??

[todayisafridaynight]

still obsessed with how whenever you look up nakai you just get adachi front and center instead of arakawa or like. anyone he's actually played

#snap chats #im never mad about seeing adachi tho.... hello old man... #this isnt even to talk about the gorgeous cover picture they use for him. why the fuck is he on a horse looking like shakespeare #anyways i just got done watching a nakai movie- 'Hit Me Anyone One More Time'- i started a month back but forgot to resume #i was actually gonna post a cap from the movie since nakai was in a cute frilly apron and i was bouta make an arakawa joke #BUT let's just wait for me to draw it lbr LMAO #movie was cute if you were wondering... nakai plays as japan's prime minister Keisuke Kuroda who used to be a major dickwad #but after getting hit in the head with a rock he has a real Phineas Gage moment and does a whole 180 #it was lowkey real cute cause like. kuroda's just Confused 70% of the time but he's also really earnest and trying to be good #and he loves his wife. a lot. i mean his wife hated him for most of the movie but its ok they're cute at the end #this movies cute. weird to say about a movie about a politician but its true #since im weening off my tsutsumi binge im legally allowed to say its funny how they both played men named keisuke #it's really not common that i see names repeated- like in american films its common to run into 'bills' and 'toms' and that sort of thing #but its rare that i see a name pop up more than once in jp media. i mean unless it's sega and 'makoto' then jesus fucking christ ENOUGH #THATS ENOUGH MAKOTOS #anyway im going to bed. bye