Me: ok ok so basically it all started when i was listening to Cool As I Think I Am yeah? and im like omg Peter Spankoffski is literally everything and more that Jeremy Heere from Be More Chill tried and failed to be
Them:
Me: like Cool As I Think I Am? that's LEGIT literally just the Chad version of Loser Geek Whatever
Them:
Me: AND THEN. I'M LIKE WAIT. NONONO. ALL THE CHARACTERS LINE UP BRO. like you have the sidekick that the fandom immediately adopts as their favorite little queer icon that makes constant references and has one of the saddest scenes in the show and deserves better? MICHAEL AND RICHIE
Them:
Me: a really quirky out-there girl that loves musical theatre? CHRISTINE AND RUTH BRO
Them: i-
Me: AND AND AND. A BULLY THAT'S LIKE OBJECTIVELY A BAD PERSON THAT THE FANDOM CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE BECAUSE HE SHOWS ROOM FOR KINDNESS YEAH??? RICH AND MAX MY DUDE
Them: uh-
Me: AND FINALLY IT CLICKS. NAH MAN. IT'S NOT JUST THE CHARACTERS. IT'S THE PLOT TOO.
Me: nerd guy and his friend(s) getting bullied and used to it, when he decides he's going to finally change the status quo because there's a girl he likes. then the bully intervenes and changes the status quo FR FR. it's all your standard high school drama and THEN a supernatural force intervenes and turns shit dark!!
Them: well-
Me: LIKE LIKE there's a party thrown where everything horribly goes wrong!! everyone starts being nicer to the nerd and you think it'll be fine but then nerd guys friend's start getting hurt and suddenly the entire school/world is at risk, PLUS the dream girl is at risk, so nerd guy is like SHIT gotta fix things
Them: i mean-
Me: THEN THE SHOW HAS A SUPER HAPPY UPLIFTING CHEESY ENDING WHERE EVERYTHING IS FINE BUT THEN. LAST MINUTE. THE SUPERNATURAL ELEMENT GETS TEASED AGAIN AND YOU'RE LIKE *GASP* IT'S NOT GONE IT'S STILL A THREAT WAIT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT BUT THEN YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW
Them: so um-
Me: LIKE IT ALL LINES UP. THE MIX OF CLASSIC SHOWTUNES SOUNDTRACK WITH A POP/ROCK TWIST. THE SLIGHTLY OUTDATED TEEN LINGO. THE UNDENIABLE HORNIEST OF MOST OF THE CHARACTERS. NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE IS LITERALLY JUST THE BETTER VERSION OF BE MORE CHILL!!
Them: were you-
Me: BUT THEATRE KIDS AREN'T READY TO HAVE THAT FUCKING CONVERSATION YET SO I JUST HAVE TO SIT HERE, KNOWING I'M RIGHT, SWINGING MY BAT AT THIS HORNET'S NEST, TRYING TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD, BUT THEY HATE ME FOR SPEAKING THE FUCKING TRUTH
Them: ...
Me:
Them: ...
Me:
Me: OH MY GOD. OMG. I'M SO SORRY I'VE LEGIT JUST BEEN RAMBLING HAVEN'T I
Them: ...
Me: ughhh that's so embarrassing lolol okok so anyways
Me: i'll get to the point lol sorry
Me: ok so um basically i was interested in commissioning you to make like- basically think of it as like an episode of Nightmare Time but it's like Pete x Michael ok?
Nick Lang: um.
Matt Lang: that's not really how this...
Nick Lang: yeah, we don't really do that
Me: oh :( cause you guys are homophobic?
Matt Lang: OKAY-
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Esme @itsallaboutbl tagged me!
10 BL Characters That I Want "Carnally"
What I'm gonna preface this with is I have no carnal desires for anyone, let alone any of these darling little freaks. My relationship with sex isn't complicated, it just doesn't really occur to me. That being said, based purely on physical/characteristic appeal and my own biases.
1. I would let Ray (Only Friends) ruin my life for a little while. It'd be fun and we'd do drive-thru rehab on the way. It'll be grand.
2. Also Ayan (Eclipse) and this is very apparent that I just have a thing about Khaotung. Who'd'a thunk't, with a username like mine.
3. Alan (Moonlight Chicken). Stable jobs and fruity shirts are tremendously sexy to me. He's also the only one on this list other than perhaps #5 that I would ever concievably trust in a room alone with my stuff, so he should probably actually be #1.
4. Will burn a building down with Sean (Not Me). Will burn anything down with him, honestly. For him.
5. Ink (Bad Buddy) I don't care that she's not a BL boy. She can do whatever she wants, forever.
6. Vegas (KinnPorsche). Don't ask, shan't explain.
i don't have a gif for vegas and i'm too lazy to go throw one together bc i don't have a kpts download so imagine him being a freak here.
7. Neo (3 Will Be Free). Idk I just appreciate a giant man that could probably carry me around without breaking a sweat. Also his tiny t-shirts delight me.
8. Prapai (Love in the Air). He's got money, he's pretty, and he simps hard. I'm not a very complex person.
9. Inspector M (Manner of Death). I'm out of ideas and he's pretty. He's a cop but we all have our flaws, I spose.
10. I'm going to put Sand (Only Friends) here purely because I'm fucking struggling but I have dated/fucked/worked with way too many fucking hippies musicians to ever actually consider him.
I did this off the top of my head so I'm sure I'll reread this in an hour and think SHOULD'VE SAID I'D PEG THE FUCK OUT OF YOK but we live and we learn, such is life and all that.
Bonus Yok gif because I didn't do a Vegas one, and I made myself laugh there.
Not tagging anyone because I absolutely did not do this the way I was supposed to :3 but if anyone wants to, pls feel free to say I tagged ya ♥
Ok I'm tagging @mushiemadarame bc it occurs to me that this is the kind of nonsense she'd love
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I've been playing Luigi's Mansion 3 blind for the first time despite having had the game for three to four years and i just want to say i absolutely love Luigi. I thought this when i played Luigi's Mansion 2 and i think it now this guy is so brave. Like he's just a little guy and he's got a resting happy blank face and he's so so scared but he's being so so brave about everything, people don't give him enough credit. Guy is a scaredy cat and still chose to stay in the haunted hotel where everything wants his ass dead just to save his friends and family. And he's doing a damn good job of it too, King Boo and the other one are getting increasingly pissed every time i see them <3
Anyway yeah if my brain wasn't already occupied with like three different blorbos he'd be a great candidate for one. Luigi my beloved (*˘︶˘*).。*♡
(if he gets paired up with someone i'm glad it's Bowser. He deserves someone how treats him right and we all know Bowser is the guy for that)
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I'm half asleep and running basically entirely on hyperfixation fumes so this thought process might be literally nothing but I'm thinking about how we as the viewer don't get to start making decisions in the Markiplier Cinematic Universe Canon until after the DA's death in WKM. We experience the entire series through their point of view and it's presumed we continue to inhabit their character throughout the canon (at least through date and heist, I'm ignoring space for my purposes bc my grasp on how that fits into the story is fuzzy at best on a good day lmao) but it isn't until after the events of wkm have played out that we start making decisions on their behalf
But anyways something something at the end of wkm they die at the hands of Wil, and they give up their body to Damien and Celine, and their story to Mark, and their autonomy to the viewer. Someone who isn't eepy as hell turn this into a more coherent line of thought for me
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