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#aph.... poutine
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watching Himaruya personify random stuff before other countries rlly makes me question things
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paro-art · 1 year
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NO FUCKING WAY
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APH POUTINE REAL
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maryeve-the-bitch · 3 years
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No one:
Québec: You put shredded cheese on poutine?? You put that disgusting inferior mediocre cheese on MY CREATION? Oh! Oh! Jail for the anglophones! Jail for the anglophones for one thousand years!
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purple-iris · 2 years
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Based on the ponyo meme
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ask-oppa-korea · 6 years
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What do you think of Canada?
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He’s a bit quieter than America…other than that, he’s super nice and I love his poutine!
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in pt br when we see weird fandom banlists we don’t say people are going overboard, we say “às vezes a pessoa tá louca na problematização” which roughly translates to “they all need to chill” and I think that’s beautiful
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Just wanna say: I'm a filthy american but I visited Canada and tried poutine and I think I ascended it's so good
oh hun don’t speak so lowly of yourself I’m sure you’re great! I’m glad you got to try poutine! it’s heaven *q*
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good but not everyday or else your body will hate you TuT””
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aphdrabble · 5 years
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APH Canada Headcanons
He’s not a morning person. Like, he’d literally rather die than be up before 9:30
He needs about three cups of morning coffee before he becomes un-zombified
He’s like, a super unhealthy eater but no one ever seems to notice
He’s only able to cook about two things, pancakes and poutine, but he’s really good at making both of them so yeah that’s good
He’s quiet, and a lot of people think he’s a pushover but he really isn’t
He’s sassy and sarcastic and can put almost anyone in the ground with his pure savageness
He’s fluent in both Parisian and Quebecois French
And uses them to piss of respective people
He’s the type of person that, if forced to take a language in school, he’d take French, pretend to struggle a lot, then only get caught by absentmindedly answering a question in literally perfect French 
He also swears a lot, but only in French
Literally everyone assumes that he’s sweet and shy and everything, but no he’s not
He’s a little shit
M E M E S
He can and will kick your ass if you piss him off enough
He owns more hoodies and sweats than should be legal
His fashion sense is basically just Emo With Colour
H O C K E Y
He’s an optimist
It actually does take a lot to piss him off
But once you do…
He probably won’t forgive you for a long long long time
He’s very stubborn in that aspect
Family is very important to him
But he won’t hesitate to call out their bullshit
He has super bad posture
Like, really, really bad posture
He’s also the type of person to make pancakes for dinner, after spending all day scrolling through tumblr, wrapped in a blanket, with both a hoodie and sweats underneath
Cold? Never heard of her
But seriously he’s always wearing warm things
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hetaliareaction2p · 5 years
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Aph America - "aw I'm all out of fries.."
Aph Canada - *eating poutine*
Aph America - *leans over*
Aph Canada - *holds knife up*
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Aph America - "n-never mind.."
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Random APH Canada Headcanons
Since I’m coming back soon, I felt like thinking about headcanons to get back into the swing of things!  o)   Matthew is an animal lover. You hand him a pet and he will spoil it rotten. He will gladly pet sit for you if he has the time to do so.  o)  He’s passive aggressive and he’s aware of it. He’s mastered the art of being ‘the good, polite one’, while actually mentally screaming curses.  o)  Matthew has come to accept his lack of presence, and he’s learned to use it to his advantage. However, sometimes being ignored still hurts. He’s learned how to cope over the years.  o)  He’s secretly mischievous and loves pulling the occasional prank (and he’s rarely caught)- however, he doesn’t always react well when he’s on the receiving end of pranks (it depends on the situation).  o)  Matthew can speak both French and Quebecois French, and he’s aware of the differences. He’s usually careful to speak only France’s French while around the other nation, unless he has intentions of aggravating him. 
o)  He cares deeply for those he considers to be like family, and can be rather protective of them. 
o)  Speaking of being protective- Mama Bears are protective of their cubs. Matthew will literally fight you over Kumajiro if he’s under the impression you have hurt/mean to do harm to his bear.  o)  Kumajiro is the same way about Matthew. They’re best friends and have each other’s backs. 
o)  Speaking of Kumajiro, Matthew has used his zero presence ability to sneak the bear onto airplanes with him on multiple occasions. (He’s also been caught a few times too, much to the horror of those around him who don’t know the bear). 
o)  Kumajiro is incredibly smart. I mean, obviously, since he speaks human languages fluently. He can sometimes act as another set of eyes and ears for Matthew, as other’s don’t expect him to be so intelligent. He still, however, mostly eats food that normal bears would eat, as Matthew insists it’s healthier for him. (There are a few exceptions- Pancakes, Poutine, KD, etc.) 
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allbeendonebefore · 7 years
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@ask-aph-acadia, @lilcutiebear, I’m making a new thread to reply to you both here p:
lilcutiebear: I took French immersion from k-12 so I’m very much in support of learning a second language and not monolingual. Personally I think there are two big factors in animosity towards French immersion in the west that have nothing to do with dislike of francophones. One is that I have seen articles complaining that it is like having a private school within the public school system (I’ve seen articles like that from basically every part of the country not just the west). More particular to the west is that many ppl here aren’t French Canadians or English Canadians and think it would make more sense to teach another language like German or Ukrainian or Chinese or Cree since more people here have those kinds of ancestry. So sometimes it feels like the east is pushing its linguistic divide onto us. I also feel like Anglophones here are different from Anglophones out east because a lot on Anglophones here are only Anglophones because their ancestors were forced to attend school in English rather than their native language. (I.e. My grandpa’s first language is Polish and even though he grew up in a community that was evenly split between poles and Ukrainians (with most kids understanding at least part of both)and his teacher was Ukrainian she wasn’t allowed to teach in any language other than English).
yes absolutely, this is another aspect of the issue that gets totally glossed over in the anglo/franco division. I don’t know about my personal family line but certainly people with my ancestry were discriminated against, forced to learn English, and also put in internment camps for their heritage and speaking Ukrainian. Canada making everything into a Catholic/Protestant or a French/English binary really does not evenly apply to the history of the West in particular but also can cause similar rifts elsewhere. Like we recognize bilingualism is good but 1. our educational systems are often garbage and 2. finding exposure to a native speaker of a target language can vary wildly, and learning French across Canada can be difficult if you are learning International French at School and Quebecois, Acadian or backwater prairie French at home. and 3. it’s always been grating that French (and English) are always prioritized over languages people already speak- we recognize Canada is a bilingual country, but there is not enough motivation or access to materials or native speakers in all locations unless you’re Really Super Determined to get a government job and can afford to move to a city with the programs. Canada is also a country of immigrants, and multilingualism should be celebrated beyond French and English.
ask-aph-acadia: For the criticism: I do remember seeing a few people draw the territories with darker skin, but since I couldn’t really see a big difference in their traits and the other provinces’ in the old art, I really had a hard time seeing if they were white or not, even though I know that First nations and Métis can have paler skin ( One of my characters is actually Métis and has pale skin, but I tried to make it easier to see with the other traits. ) I should maybe watch more of the ProCan videos though, just to make sure I don’t say things that were changed.
Lol i mean good luck, we basically do one video every three years and the projo has come to a standstill but yes Attempts Were Made 
I think that if PEI didn,t exist as a province at all I wouldn’t have had that much problems with NB and NS being a couple. I remember thinking that making it this way was excluding PEI from Acadia ( I can’t really say the Maritimes for this situation, since Newfoundland doesn’t have much to do with all of that ), forgetting that it’s been a part of NS too, maybe for a smaller time, but it still happened and gets forgotten a lot in designs for Acadia. PEI was also there when NB and NS talked about becoming one colony, so again seeing them as a couple made me feel like the smaller one was being kind of forgotten. I usually see people making PEI Nova Scotia’s sister/brother, while leaving NB and NS as a couple and I’ve always wondered what made them that different from Prince Ed for other people. 
Obviously I’m not a Maritimer, and I do tend to have my reading of the history shaped by what people have done in the past so I can absolutely see that there’s ambiguity in those relationships. I can’t speak for Sherry’s interpretations, I can only attempt to justify them in my own readings. I did get the sense that PEI has a very strong little sibling vibe i.e. the strong independence streak without wanting the responsibility, but I can read NS as the long suffering big brother figure for either of them. I think it’s the strong Scottish heritage that tends to tie NS and PEI together more than NS to NB, but I could be wrong.
As for Alberta and Saskatchewan, I think a lot of people see them as “sister provinces”, me included, and that’s why we usually see them as siblings, without mentionning the project of “Buffalo” ( I think that’s what it was called? Correct me if I’m wrong ).
Buffalo is correct: nowadays we tend to see each other as sister provinces but it can also depend on the reading of the history- Wilfrid Laurier dividing the provinces up can be seen as completely arbitrary with little regard for the people already living there, as an eastern imposition etc, but it rubs me the wrong way to just throw them together because they share a birthday (because I’ve got a personal Dislike of using Confederation as a literal birthday rather than a symbolic birthday and I really don’t like AB/SK portrayed as identical and interchangeable twins (even though lately our politicians have been playing that game loll a story for ANotHER Time). It’s definitely a close relationship that I tend to at least read as adoptive siblings since I’m Not a fan of literal biological relationships- they are definitely the closest out of the former Rupert’s Land territories fam.
For Poutines: I can tell you that when the cheese curds are fresh from today, it’s even better. I live in an area where the milk industry is very big and we’ve got that company called Chalifoux that makes the best cheese curds I’ve ever tasted. A lot of our restaurants use them in their poutines and it’s amazing. I know a few people that prefer shredded cheese but they obviously didn’t taste the best poutine in the region.
Another day another reason to be sad and lactose intolerant ToT and yet i regret nothing
For Alberta: I see that Quebec and Alberta have a very different version of the story. Honestly, I never saw Quebec as a province that tried to bother Alberta, we’re so concentrated on our own politics  that we hardly notice what happens in the rest of the country most of the time. I think the last time I heard about Alberta in the news was during Fort Mac’s wildfires, and a lot happened since it started. But again, we’re so focused on complaining about Phillipe Couillard that we don’t even see what he does, for the most part ( Doesn’t change that he’s a shit PM to me, but that’s a story for another day. ) The only other time I’ve heard about AB in the news was for the pipeline and I can say it’s at that moment that I’ve heard the most people going against the prairies. 
That’s regionalism for you, most of us tend to only focus on our own affairs until the minute someone releases some bad poll data about how much one hates the other online and then everyone goes ballistic. p: Pipelines again are a nuanced issue and while I personally am anti-pipeline i understand the reasons AB doesn’t see it that way, again we just got over a long 44 year political dynasty headed straight towards economic dependence on a single resource that our current government is trying to undo, and frankly it’s overly simplistic to just paint us as the bad guys because we’ve made some dumb decisions and backed ourselves into a corner here. We’re dumb, we get it, but don’t say it to our faces lol. Again if you are interested in this stuff I try to reblog news articles frequently on my personal blog under the yeah y yeah alberta tag  (my political bias is Obvious)
The other part of the story is the federal government is built on pitting regions of Canada against each other, and right now the West is the favourite scapegoat. Former PM Harper did not help our image at all in the 2000s-2010s and I take IMMENSE satisfaction knowing that he’s now got to answer to a Muslim mayor and a New Democrat premier, you have no idea. But it’s fear mongering like that where ohhh the west is all about oiiillll and then ignoring the history of Eastern Canada literally just taking it from us and the federal government making it our current major export etc etc is really hypocritical at best (the scapegoating Alberta for the oil and saying ohhh it’s so baaad and unenvironmental and then wanting to live off the profits is something that really is an easy way to piss us off, and the federal government does it all the time. 
We really saw Alberta and Saskatchewan as the big bad guys and a girl I knew started to DESPISE the provinces, even though she also hated Quebec? ( She’s the one we had drama with when creating our version of the provinces, she hated Alberta so much that she wanted my character to die… That’s a lot of hatred, but that is also a story for another day. ) I think a lot of Quebeckers are not over that yet, it’s probably time for us to go complain about something else than that ahah.
This is one of those touchy subjects and it Really Pisses me Off when people like to use aph Alberta OCs as their stereotypical villain character without ever considering our perspective or history, it’s happened enough that I’ve not been seeking out ocs for my province anymore for that reason. We already get that enough in mainstream politics, and all it does is make us angrier and act even more out of spite. I’ve seen Quebec and Ontario both treated the same way, of course, but QUON is such a popular pairing that more often than not its just Oh here is Loud Obnoxious Alberta Here To Ruin Everything for Us Once Again. They’re all such good and nuanced characters that it makes me real sad to see them reduced like that. I’ve always seen the relationship as playful banter/teasing between the three of us (and really four because BC is up there with us) and I kind of feel partially responsible for my adlibbing in old IAMP episodes being taken Too Seriously.
Also hating a character is once thing, hating them to wanting them to die is beyond rude, and hating an aph oc for representing a place with real people is Beyond offensive to me, sigh... 
For French: I can get why a lot of people complain about having to learn it, it’s a hard language, even for native speakers. We’re also guilty of blaming the “anglos” for making us learn English. I do see how Quebec and Ontario look like they have been working together, but we don’t see it from inside Quebec, since we complain about Ontario as much as we complain about the rest of the provinces ( Ontario is actually our biggest target, it’s easy to do, since we’re so close. ) I don’t mind people complaining about French outside of Quebec, but it’s when people do it inside the province that it bothers me. I already see so many people choosing to speak English instead of French, thus loosing what’s supposed to be their native tongue that I and a lot of other people get on the defensive when we talk about language issues, like when we don’t know what language to speak in in Montreal. Remember when I talked about Phillipe Couillard? Well, he recently asked for English people to come back in the province and I can tell you that it wasn’t welcomed as a good thing by most Quebeckers… ( I could rant about Couillard for hours but I think it’s better if I stop it there) We’re welcoming of tourists but when we hear them complain about how everything’s written in French, it’s at that moment that we get a lot more like the stereotype.I would love to visit one day, and maybe these English class will finally be useful somewhere else than on the internet ahah
(of course once again see Amy’s response above for the western perspective on this issue) 
there’s a lot of common jokes that the only unifying thing about canada is everyone’s hatred of ontario and that the best thing to solve everyone’s problems would be if ontario were to separate and leave the rest of canada alone xDD but of course at the end of the day it’s still nothing personal and as much as I can’t quell the Stereotypical Albertan gut reaction to shake my fist at all things Ontarian, I am very fond of this place and have been treated exceedingly well whenever I’ve visited and I hope my good fortune will continue. But of course I understand wanting to protect French within Quebec, and I do really wish it was a more accessible language in other parts of Canada. But yeah, travel, education, all that gives me hope for the future (too bad Canada is so Damn Big or I’d be all over it already). 
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aph-manada · 7 years
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Right now redbubble is having a sale where if you buy ten stickers you get 50% off and I’m a poor artist who would love to have extra money to go out to eat bc I’m a glutton and you guys still love classic Manada so have some Mountie stickers. Plus the watermark is removed on redbubble so you get the full deal™. Just wanted to let you guys know if anyone was interested (also sorry I interrupted the M!A for this)
Poutine Manada: https://www.redbubble.com/people/doritoreos/works/26126903-poutine-aph-canada?asc=u ____
Ripped Sleeves Manada: https://www.redbubble.com/people/doritoreos/works/26127040-flex-aph-canada-manada?asc=u
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purple-iris · 2 years
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More Québec and Romano
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purple-iris · 3 years
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Romano and Québec~
They are in love your honour [click for better quality]
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