“Hey! You! Quit following me around!”
Laios: Im so sorry, it’s just your tail. I wanna touch it.
Asbestos: Oh Hell no! Go find some else’s tail to poke for fuck sake!
Laios: Forgive me, but it’s just that yours has a quality to it-
Asbestos: Look! There is this woman you should meet. She’s got a great tail and would love to show it you. Her name is Ho’olheyak and -
Laios: We’ve met. I saw her feathers first and they were so beautiful and cool and then I saw her tail. She seemed amused by my interest and squeezed me with it. I thought she might kill me, but the pressure was actually really nice. That reminds me of how I want to know about certain plants back home squeeze-
Asbestos: Dude like shut up. Seriously. I ain’t listening to this shit. I get you’re weird and you like things but I ain’t the one to be talking to about that.
Laios: I’m sorry. I can never tell if I’m being annoying or not unless people tell me.
Asbestos: …
Asbestos: *sigh* One touch. ONE! It makes me extremely uncomfortable when someone does though so I say when you stop alright?
Laios: 🥹
Asbestos: Oh don’t make that face! Get it over with already before I burn you! Also never speak of this to anyone!
Laios: Alright. Hmm. Is it always this moist?
Asbestos: Please don’t talk out loud about my tail…
22 notes
·
View notes
Asbestie ♥
691 notes
·
View notes
This is my wife, she's stinky and nasty and with detestable personality and I love her very very much.
409 notes
·
View notes
For the tail rating: Asbestos (arknights), Ho'oleyak (arknights) and W (arknights)
HEAVY HITTERS RIGHT AWAY, HUH??
okay, so like. i want to be fair, right? i'm less interested in ranking tails *against* each other so much as I am in appreciating the variety of them.
but like. if i had to choose the best tail in arknights. IF WE'RE ALL BEING HONEST HERE,,,
yeahhh Asbestie would win this one absolutely no fucking contest. It's long. It's got volume. It's dexterous. It's WET. if you try getting your grubby little paws on the thing she will bear no hesitation in kicking your fucking teeth in for even thinking about it, so on top of all these amazing qualities it is also FORBIDDEN. lord knows there is only one person on terra who knows how it tastes, and I bet she's addicted to it.
Asbestos tail rating: i need to choke on it
Next up is- wait oh my fucking god jesus fuck. ign christ holy shit.
sorry to be such a lesbian but. god. fuck. focus here gubby.
okay like i said i'm not really ranking tails against one another here, but ho'ol would certainly give asbestos a run for her money. it definitely would win out in the length department, because christ look at this thing
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
it's long as fuck. it's swift and silent, imbued with terrible strength. in her spoken voicelines she DIRECTLY references the doctor (u) choking on her tail. not from her tail or otherwise implying some kind of choke-hold, nonono. ON. this thing is going down your fucking throat and you are going to like it.
...i wonder what it tastes like.
admittedly i did not finish lone trail before the event closed, but even from what i saw, the written descriptions of ho'ol's tail. some lucky tail enthusiast had a field day describing how her tail moves about in detail so intricate i can only describe it as fetishistic. and that is a COMPLIMENT goddammit. if this tail does nothing for you then i am sorry bb but there's no saving you.
Ho'olheyak tail rating: i need to choke on it.
and i suppose with that it's time to bring things back down to earth, because, okay if i'm being honest w's tail is. fine? but like. man given the previous two this just doesn't hit the same way...
The barbed shape is kinda neat, but in general this thing is pretttttty thin. If you know me at all then you know where i stand on the whole thin vs. phat tail debate, so I can't say W's tail impresses me all that much. Very thin, but very light and I imagine pretty quick. I wonder how sharp the end of that thing really is, but I'd guess that's it's likely safe to touch. I'm still in chapter 6 and admittedly don't know much about W as a character yet, but I imagine she'd either cause petty mischief with it in some way or alternatively get all embarrassed pissed if it's accidentally touched. I wonder what it tastes like.
W tail rating: i am probably going to step on it (by accident)
161 notes
·
View notes
Microscopic salamander
⊘ NO NFT, REPOST, or AI ⊘
Instagram | Pixiv | Twitter
108 notes
·
View notes
Asbestos arknights my beloved (I am praying her English voice gets the most Australian accent ever)
114 notes
·
View notes
Lamps
347 notes
·
View notes
728 notes
·
View notes
♫ SILVER AND GOLD ♫ WON'T SAVE MY ROTTING SOUL ♫
80 notes
·
View notes
If you’re still doing them how about Cambrian Asbestos
I SAW THE OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE HER A SNOWBOARD AND WENT FOR IT
Cambrian 1099 New Winter Collection/Mountainside Shredder. Warm yet mobile, the perfect outfit for snowboarding. Extra care was taken to make sure it was warm, as Savra don't do well in cold environments.
BTW PLEASE STOP SENDING IN OUTFIT MOCKUP REQUESTS I'M NOT DOING THEM AFTER I FINISH ALL THESE
56 notes
·
View notes
16 notes
·
View notes
if you're still takin requests.... let's see some asbestos!!!!
THANK U SM FOR THE REQUEST asbestos is great and i LOVEEE her skin....
400 notes
·
View notes
Commission requested by Dornan. Asbestos is bestos.
46 notes
·
View notes
Are female operator heights in Arknights really weird or did I just grow up with a bunch of giant white women?
So about a few months ago I saw a post on Reddit comparing heights in Arknights and I noticed the women heights were way shorter than I expected. Let’s take Mudrock, for example. You’d think the giant-hammer-wielding warrior woman in fucking combat armor would be like, I dunno, 5′8″ at the very least, right?
Nope, she’s 5′4″ (163cm).
Here’s a fun game for you: who is taller?
Ceobe, the borderline feral young woman with a entire armory of weapons on her back?
Or Beanstalk, the gardener lady (if I remember her lore correctly)?
It’s Beanstalk. Ceobe is barely over 5ft. (153cm)
Let’s play again: who’s taller.
Kjera, the Snow Pope Lady’s chief maid?
Or Gavial, the warrior chieftess capable of beating monsters to death with her bare hands, the woman so good at smashing things she got bored and became a doctor later?
It’s Kjera, at 5′5″ (165cm). Gavial is a full inch shorter than her.
Last but not least, I can send an entire group chat into howls of anguish whenever I bring up that Asbestos, who I always thought was like 5′7″ or so-
Is in fact 5′1″ (156cm).
What the actual hell Hypergryph.
100 notes
·
View notes
Asbestie sketch
39 notes
·
View notes