#assistant noah

[assistant-of-drama]

RAAAHHH! I JUST REMEMBERED SMTH...

Molotov and assistant Noah friendship :D !!

I like them a lot.

Yeah, those two would totally bond over working for the same insane boss! XD

#td noah #molotov #assistant noah #assistant noah's world tour #total drama

[subaquatic0mess]

Assistant Noah AU: What if Alejandro tried to kiss Assistant Noah after the 'London Adventure'?... But Noah playfully covers his lips with a hand and says: "Did you think it was gonna be that easy?"... How would Alejandro react to this? 💋

Ok so I somewhat hc Noah to be visibly disgusted with pda and I don't think he's comfortable with having someone show him physical affection without warning.

So during WT Alejandro slowly realised that Noah truly disliked being touched by people he's not close with. Owen and Izzy he allows tho. He also doesn't mind if Chef ruffles his hair but don't tell him I said that.

Going back to the ask.. Because of these, Alejandro wasn't suprized by not succeeding on kissing Noah.

He was however suprized with the way Noah teased him about it.

Was Noah flirting with him? Who knows. With his monotone expression it's hard to tell.

Alejandro did however feel a tinge of hope as it seems the cynic is starting to warm up to him as he didn't even physically recoil away from his touch.

Let's just say Alejandro ended up internally screaming when Noah moved away and even more when he teased him. For some reason his brain turns into mush when Noah is even remotely nice/flirty with him.

If Noah remained as close as he was to Alejandro he would have heard how fast his heart was beating. He wished he still was.

#did i use this as an excuse to make Alejandro a flustered loser? #yes. #also alejandro is good at flirting and at receiving praises/flirts until its Noah who does it. #the he'll become a complete mess #noah td #td noah #total drama #alenoah #td alejandro #alejandro/noah #tdi #assistant noah

[total-drama-brainrot]

been thinking about assistant!noah using malicious compliance to get out of singing.

#yes it's that one alastor meme. i have an awful sense of humor what can i say? #this is so lazy. considering i rushed it out in about an hour and a half. #assistant!noah doing everything in his power to make chris suffer (without losing his job) is the ideal version of him #that includes regularly testing the show's language censoring department. gotta keep 'em on their toes. #is it obvious that i have no idea how comics work? #total drama #td noah #chris mclean #assistant noah #ophe doodles #memes #shitposting #tw suggestive

[braindos]

Assistant Noah doodle ^_^

#practicing lighting guhhh #artwork #total drama #total drama fanart #Noah total drama #td #tda #tdi #assistant noah #td fanart #total drama noah fanart

[ver0nica985]

MORE ASSISTANT NOAH 🔥

#chris mclean #total drama #tdi #total drama fanart #total drama action #total drama noah #assistant noah #chris looks so cunty #art #artwork #td noah #td chris

[noah-be-silly]

Some All-star Assistant Noah doodles ^^

Ramblings under the cut beware I am delusional :3 Also my grammar is atrocious-

Probably takes place after RR cuz I would of loved the reality TV pros last line to mean something we were R o b b e d

Noah takes up the offer to be Chris's assistant again and decides to start making his way up the Hollywood ladder :D. He's working hard and we love that for him.

After world tour Chris kinda forgot he put Alejandro in the Tdm so he was converted into a break room table :b. Noah's really busy and kinda needs his own assistant to keep on top of his assistance work, so he cleans him up for simple requests and stuff. He gets a star sticker if he's done a good job :D (WDYM Noah's totally not humanising the robot naurrrrr-) Surprisingly it's his most competent and friendly coworker :b

Noah then gets promoted to Assistant/director/animal handler/robot handler/host for the All-stars season, mostly because nobody is willing to work with Chris again after the last couple seasons (he is so overworked and tired he's in his natural habits,aka on the brink of collapse). I'm not gonna take away the interns tho we love the interns. MENTOR INTERN NOAH OMG THE INTERACTIONS IM INSANE IM GOING IN THE DOME.

Not much but uuuh OWEN OWEN IS AN ALL-STAR OK I LOVE HIM HE DESERVES IT ITS HIM MOMENT HE IS THE MOST snunujsunINIJS

But like seriously I want Al and Owen to bond over being younger brothers (hc Owen is a middle child with two older and younger brothers since both have been said in canon) like just let them talk about being left out and ignored but still having responsibility and expectations put on them. Give me Owen who went on TD so maybe his parents could just remember he existed. Give me Alejandro and him getting along ok it could be great I love hating but CMONNNNNNNN ajidjijsijs

I'll probably write more in another post but I'm drawing blanks rn so shuhushhshuhauuhshshsjis

#total drama #noah td #total drama machine #noah total drama #tdas #total drama all stars #assistant noah #tw swearing #potential alenoah depends on how things turn out lol #your honour he is tired get him a blanket and hsm2 on dvd stat #hc that noah listerns to the td songs ironically but then unironically cuz thems a bop #OWEN 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 ALL-STAR #alejandro td #heheh peanuts reference #tdi #redraw on the third one #alenoah

[orgaanmuncher]

Monday, Nov. 13th | Alternate Universes

Assistant Noah / College AU / Vampires

Day 2 of Noahvember! Some Assistant Noah for the gays.

#noahvember2023 #noahvember #total drama #tdi noah #noah #noah td #fanart #total drama island #total drama action #assistant noah #assistant Noah td #procreate #speedpaint #timelapse

[artistzjay]

I MADE HIM AN ACTUAL SMART, EVIL SCHEMER:

HJHKKJJVG)X- HE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL, WHY DUD THEY SCRAP SO MANY COOL THINGS ABOUT HIM OR WHAT HE COULD’VE DONE ??.?

We could’ve had him and Heather in an absolutely KILLER alliance- Like DUDE WTF????

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HACK THINGS- HE LITERALLY CANONICALLY HAS AN IQ OF 180- ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW??!?!?!

SOMEONE HAD BETTER MAKE A FIC OF THIS BEFORE I DO BECAUSE I WILL HURT SO MANY CHARACTERS, MAKE SO MANY CHANGES TO THE GAMES, AND PLACE SO MANY HEAD-CANONS THAT I’LL MAKE CANON SEEM LIKE A BUNCH OF HEAD-CANONS.

#tdi noah #td noah #total drama #total drama island #total drama fanart #tdwt #noah sterecra #td heather #heather total drama #chris mclean #chef hatchet #td chris #td chef #assistant noah #alejandro burromuerto #alenoaheather #alenoah #aleheather #heanoah #td alejandro #new fandom #total drama action #total drama world tour #total drama revenge of the island #total drama all stars #total drama pahkitew island #total drama presents: the ridonculous race #td #tdi #tda

[celinedioncardboardstandee]

Alenoah week day 2: First Encounter

Featuring assistant Noah

#total drama #td fanart #alenoahweek2024 #alenoah #td noah #td alejandro #assistant noah #not gonna lie boys i kinda hate this ine but whatever

[curiositycryptid]

yippieeeeee

Look if Noah could hack into a company at like four (wait he did do that right? I don’t think I made it up) then he can totally be a secret agent at 16

#total drama #tdi #total drama island #tda #tdwt #total drama world tour #art #drawing #art style #my art #Assistant noah #noah tdi #noah sterecra #chris tdi #chris mclean

[luk4-luk1]

Little au where instead of Bridgette and Geoff. It's Noah and Alejandro and Noah is apologizing for calling him an eel and making him mad at him

(and headcanon: while being the assistant to Chris, Noah gets chris' old suits)

#alejandro burromuerto #alenoah #total drama #total drama noah #these dorks are so in love it makes me ill actually #gay #td alejandro #total drama alejandro #td noah #noah td #assistant noah #alternate universe

[assistant-of-drama]

Assistant Noah's World Tour!

After Jamaca...

Noah screamed into his hands as he sat in the confessional, blushing like crazy.

He felt hot. Both in anger and in lust. Anger that Alejandro's latest scheme to eliminate the final member of Team Victory almost got DJ sent to a hospital. And lust that Alejandro's evil brain was so brilliant. It didn't help that the manipulate charmer somehow looks even handsomer, while he was being so deliciously devious.

Oh god, does Noah seriously have a thing for bad boys?!

And did Alejandro seriously have to wear a speedo of all things?!?

The dude might as well be in his underwear!

No sane person would wear that type of swimwear!

Noah shakes his head and splashes cold water from the sink on his face.

Noah was tempted to buy Alejandro a pair of regular swim trunks… but then the Spainard might see it as his handsome body finally getting to the Cynic… and flustered Noah refuses to give in.

Noah looks in the mirror, ignoring the confessional camera and begins to take deep, calming breathes.

Noah quickly bangs his head against the bathroom's mirror to get rid of those thoughts of that stupid, evil man.

With a sigh, Noah leaves the confessional after finishing what he had to say and cleaning his face, then putting his sunglasses on. When Noah returns to the beach, he decides to enjoy while he still can.

Noah wants to stay as far away from stupid sexy Alejandro as possible, taking a spot at the other end of the beach. He'd rather focus on the beautiful view and the warm sun on his skin than on the Spaniard's charm. It didn't take long for Noah to sink into the soft sand, watch the sea and letting the sounds of it wash over him.

Alejandro however had different plans. His gaze locked on the dark-haired man on the beach. He smiled to himself, feeling a thrill run through him at the thought of teasing Noah again.

As the flirty man approached, he gives a playful smirk. "Hola, Noah. You seem to be enjoying the beach." He says, leaning down to place his towel down beside the other man's. "Or are you just avoiding me?"

Noah glances over at him, keeping his eyes away from the speedo. "Is it that hard to believe that I want some alone time?"

Alejandro begins to casually stretch his muscles in front of Noah. The cynical assistant is able to keep his face stoic and blush-free. But not even he could stop the passionate, burning, fire-like feeling inside his heart and body.

"I don't know…you seem to be avoiding me a bit too much. Don't you like me anymore?" The charmer asks with a playful pout, running a hand through his wet hair.

Noah chuckles sarcastically, rolling his eyes with a small smirk. "Oh please. I never liked an eel like you."

They both know that was a lie.

Alejandro smiles at Noah's retort, enjoying the way the other man's cheeks flush under his tan.

"Oh, I see. So you don't like me because I'm an eel, huh?" He asks, his voice dripping with fake hurt. "Well, that's too bad. I was hoping you could help me out with something."

Noah glances over at Alejandro, arching an eyebrow. "And what's that?"

Alejandro grins manically, his voice dropping to a husky whisper. "Well, you see, I've been in the water for quite some time now, and I think I've gotten a little…overdone. And I was hoping you could help me out, rub some sunscreen on my back. Maybe give me a nice massage while you're at it."

The taller man lays on Noah's towel, revealing the toned expanse of his back. Noah feels his heart skip a beat as he takes in the sight of the Spaniard's broad shoulders tapering down to his perfectly sculpted waist. Even his back is attractive. Alejandro smirks at Noah's obvious hesitation, his green eyes sparkling with mischief. "Will you help me, Noah? I'll put sunscreen on your back, if you do mine first."

Sighing, Noah drops to his knees beside Alejandro. He takes a deep breath, trying to steady his racing heart as he reaches for the tube of sunscreen. His fingers brush against Alejandro's skin, sending a shiver down his spine. He can feel the heat emanating from the Spaniard's body as he slowly rubs the cool gel onto his back.

Alejandro moans softly in satisfaction, arching his back and pressing closer to Noah's touch. The feel of the charmer's smooth, warm skin beneath the cynic's fingers is almost unbearable. Noah's heart pounds in his chest, his blood flowing hotter and faster as he continues to massage Alejandro's back.

Noah can't help but wonder what it would be like to feel those strong arms wrapped around him, pulling him closer.

When Noah was finished with Alejandro's back, Alejandro told Noah to lay down, so Alejandro could return the favor.

As Noah lay on the towel, he felt Alejandro's strong, warm hands begin to knead his shoulders with sunscreen. It was such an intimate, sensual feeling that Noah could barely contain himself. He let out a soft moan, arching his back slightly into the touch.

Those strong, warm hands moved everywhere, massaging Noah's upper back and then down to his lower back. The cynic felt a shiver run down his spine as Alejandro's fingers dug into his flesh, eliciting a deep, satisfying relief. It was as if the Spaniard was trying to wring every tense cell in the muscles loose.

Then when Alejandro was done, he flipped Noah over on his back and began playing with the smaller man's soft chocolate hair. Noah felt too relaxed to stop him. Noah and Alejandro gazed at each other, with peaceful smiles. One laying down, while the other was sitting. Their faces were quite calm, their bodies were more relaxed, but their hearts were pounding.

Alejandro slowly lowered his head, his eyes locked on Noah's lips. The taller man leaned in, his breath warm against the smaller man's skin, as he prepared to close the distance between them. Noah felt his heart race, his body tense with anticipation. He could feel the heat emanating from Alejandro, could practically taste the Spaniard's mouth on his.

But then Noah turned his head last minute, so Alejandro would only kiss his cheek.

"Nice try." the relaxed Noah whispers, pleased with himself. "I don't kiss people that injure animal lovers."

Alejandro simply smiles back, and they continue to peacefully gaze at each other. "But you're willing to let them massage your back?"

"I'm not a perfect person." Noah says softly, with a small shrug.

But Noah actually was perfect. At least to Alejandro he was. The Spaniard couldn't help but feel drawn to him, admiring the way he handled himself, his intelligence, his boldness, and of course, his sass. It was refreshing, a much-needed breath of fresh air in a world full of people who only have a few braincells.

So, when Alejandro felt that Noah was turning his head to avoid the kiss, he felt a little disappointed, a little rejected even. But he wasn't going to let that show. He understands why Noah keeps rejecting him.

Noah doesn't want to be used. Which is fair, cause Alejandro did want to use him at first. But now, the thought of using Noah makes Alejandro feel sick and he doesn't know why. He doesn't feel shame when using others. Why is it different with Noah now?...

...And why does Alejandro want to kiss him, without getting anything in return?...

...Anyway, the charmer glad that the assistant is willing to be friends, or at least friend-like acquaintances.

Noah's friendship should be enough for Alejandro… right?

#assistant noah's world tour #assistant noah #total drama #total drama world tour #td noah #alejandro burromuerto #alenoah

[froznwater]

Noah is the best and worst assistant ever, at the same time. Will he do everything you ask? No. But you don't know that. Everything still gets done, even if it's some other poor sucker of an intern. Does he listen into every conversation you have, slowly collecting information? Yes. Does he tell other people? Not that you know of. Some of it, the unimportant bits, he's just using to shit talk you. But the other, more critical, stuff is being filed away for another day to use against you. (If he can get around to caring enough.) And yeah, he's good at not giving a shit. So if you wanna go an make a bad decision, who is he to advise otherwise? Attitude? He's learned just the right amount to piss you off but not get fired over. He's just here for the credits. The experience on his resume. And he's going to get it with as little effort and investment as possible.

#total drama #total drama noah #assistant noah

[niyebex]

#total drama #total drama fanart #art #td #doodle #td noah #doodles #chris mclean #assistant noah

[subaquatic0mess]

Can you create dialogue on how Alejandro would react to Assistant Noah trying to warn Owen about the Spanish Charmer, by calling the Charmer an 'eel dipped in grease'?... Would Alejandro be salty that he can't vote Assistant Noah off, since Noah isn't a contestant?... Would Alejandro flirt harder with Assistant Noah? XD

Honestly I'm not sure how he would react. Ideally he'd want to distance himself from Noah simply because of spite.

Can you imagine the one person he genuinely liked tried to warn the person he can stand the less in the whole cast?

Honestly I think he'd try giving him the cold shoulder but end up quiting after realising how little it affects Noah. (Noah's just glad to have some peace on the plane for a while. He needed it from being overworked)

After a while I think Alejandro would confront Noah about the comment and Alejandro would probably realise how much Noah knows about him and Noah would realise that Alejandro truly cared for him.

So they would make up (and possibly make out?)

Noah would still call him an eel tho. That won't change but Alejandro would slowly get used to the insult.

Either that or to simply spite Noah he would flirt with him to his breaking point (where he basically snaps at him)

Maybe in this scenario Noah would kiss Alejandro just to shut him up leaving him baffled and confused. And extremely happy.

Noah would then refuse to ever talk about said kiss ever again.

#In short they either would end up fighting and making out #or Alejandro would flirt with Noah out of pure spite until Noah does the same leaving Alejandro flustered and confused #noah td #td noah #total drama #alenoah #td alejandro #tdi #alejandro/noah #assistant noah #your honor they are in love

[ver0nica985]

assistant noah posting once again

#hes trying his best to hold back that laugh. #he hates chris so much #total drama #tdi #total drama fanart #chris mclean #tdi art #art #total drama noah #assistant noah