#barney my beloved

[ghastly-poltergeist]

My contribution

#i love this trend #half life 2 #barney calhoun #my little pony #fluttershy #original art #ghosts art #barney my beloved

[peach-s0up]

EZ2 thingy from lambdagen and a barney<3<3

#entropy zero 2 #half life #barney calhoun #barney my beloved

[willowwhirll]

"You trying to work out if im a vampire?"

"Wait are you?? Oh! That would be so typical!"

"What?"

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE

#BARNEY MY BELOVED #THE GAY VAMPIRES WIN AGAIN #dead end paranormal park

[keysvdssstuff]

I've started watching Dead End: Paranormal Park. It's perfect, I love it. The representation is absolutely great. I'm so glad I was searching Netflix randomly.

#dead end paranormal park #dead end netflix #lgbtq+ #Barney my beloved #hopefully it doesn't get cancelled after 1 season #it's kind of relatable ngl

[xgeborgenheitx]

I,,, may or may not make dead end fanart because I'm so obsessed with this show I cannot wait for a second season to come out. As a gay trans autistic little fuck I literally have all of my representation in this one fucking show and I WILL RANT ABOUT IT AND YOU WILL ALL LIKE IT /hj

#lucca says dumb shit #really dumb shit #im so soft #and stupid #barney my beloved

[ch1re1denn]

i love barney so much i wish white men were real 😭😭😭😭

#half life #barney calhoun #hl2 #barney my beloved #my art

[dalekinapaintedparadise]

John Wick + outfits

#john wick #keanu reeves #john wick 2 #john wick 3 #john wick 4 #john wick movies #johnwickedit #john wick chapter 4 #john wick chapter 3 parabellum #myedit #i was tempted to gif just the suits #but he does actually #wear other clothes as well #but mostly suits #insert a gif of barney stinson yelling: #'YOU'RE WEARING A SUIT!' #chapter 1 leather jacket my beloved

[canneddolts]

unforeseen…….dining

#THIS IS BARNEYS VA BTW. SECURITY GUARDS + BARNEY HL2 #and gman giggles #i love when vas have roles in kids games bc they say. the weirdest stuff #notable mention IM a RECYCLING BIN :D #audio is mike shapiro from Big Thinkers: Kindergarten #(as ben brightly) (thx imdb) #half life #dude does this even count as hl anymore. /j #hl1 #barney calhoun #but like blue shift im so sorry for clogging the tag…… #barby&gorin #halflife #my stuff #half-life #auto tag my belove #ALSO IGNORE THE CROPPING I DRAW RLY SMALL WITHOUT A BORDER & DID NOT THINK A SINGLE THOUGHT #idk if the captiom makes sense also #idk how to use unforeseen in a sentence #BTW. #GORDON IS HOLDING A SNARK I HOPE THATS CLEAR ENOUGH #cover the bug

[saltycharacters]

[ID: Artwork featuring characters from Dead End: Paranormal Park. The first drawing is digital, with Norma Khan and Barney Guttman drawn from the bust up and Courtney, Pugsley and Gourd drawn fullbody. Barney is holding Pugsley while trying to toss off Courtney, who is perched on his shoulder and grinning. Norma is shielding her head with a book, looking up in wonder at a green specter eminating from Pugsley's eyes, as Gourd also balances on the book. The 2nd image is traditionally drawn, featuring a fullbody of Courtney as she poses and reveals a toothy smile. Below her is Zagan, drawn from the bust up as she poses dramatically with her left arm outstretched. End ID]

Some recent Dead End art I made, as a homage to one of my favorite shows of all time :]

#dead end #deadendia #de:pp #my art #norma khan #barney guttman #pugsley #courtney #gourd #zagan #it was devistating to find out it was canceled after the 2nd season im gonna maul Netflix executives #anyways Dead End cast my beloved

[monkeychief1904]

GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR FREEHOUN THOUGHTS

HI SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I WAS BUSYYY

Ok so I told you most of my thoughts already lol

I was recently thinking about maybe how they first met. I think them meeting because Gordon got lost in the vents trying to help Kleiner with getting into his office would be really funny. Gordon wanted to be helpful and Kleiner mentioned how some guard named Barney would go in the vents and help so he tries and gets lost. Barney goes in the vents after and Gordon accidentally scares him and they get to Kleiners lab together. Then after this encounter they slowly become friends and the next time Kleiner loses his keys Gordon is able to get them before Barney since Barney showed him the way, and their races in the vents become a thing they do.

I still can’t decide if I prefer that they dated pre res-cas or not cause the office romance is sooo cute BUT the idea that they both had what they thought was an unrequited crush and neither being able to get over it. Barney because everyone kept insisting Gordon was coming back, hard to get over someone when everyone’s talking about them and you’re wondering what could’ve been. And Gordon because for him it’s been like 2 weeks (idk the freaking timeline) so he’s still got it bad. The idea that they both confessed their feelings and then like, didn’t start dating or didn’t talk about it properly is also just mmmm drama. Still adore all the pre res-cas stuff people come up with tho so freaking cute.

I also love the idea of Barney only knowing a tiny bit of sign language when he first meets Gordon, then taking time to learn it properly so they can talk easier. Barney still knows ASL after the combine and everything cause being able to communicate without talking is very helpful for a rebellion that doesn’t wanna be discovered. Since most of the rebellion leaders worked with Gordon they all knew at least some sign language, but Barney was the one who was the best and maybe got fluent in it? I’d imagine they’re all pretty fluent/good with it by hl2

OH I didn’t say much about post-canon ideas cause I don’t have many but basically Gordon and Barney are just fun uncles to Alyx and they hang out often. Alyx definitely overdramatically like gags or goes “ewww” when they kiss or whatever as a joke lmao but they know she’s just messing with them.

I really love Gordon being like an older brother to Alyx btw they’re friendship is sooo well done in hl2 specifically the episodes.

#ask #half life 2 #alyx vance #gordon freeman #freehoun #barney calhoun #headcanons #half life #I get so worried about posting ship stuff idk why #I think it’s cause people can get so heated about shipping sometimes #Alyx Vance my beloved #I need to make more fanart of her #but I have no time!

[simmonsized]

Weekend in a hotel for our tenth anniversary!!!! Hell yeah brother!!!!!

#we are traveling 90 miles south #iykyk you know #we could've gone to vancouver instead but i am going to see my beloved barney at the aquarium sl #it is a priority

[this-should-do]

been obsessed with @sepko1 ‘s its only half life, so i did redraws of sum of my fav scenes :]

#gordon freeman #barney calhoun #gman #half life #half life 2 #griggs #sheckley #eli vance #idoindeeddraw #its really good go watch it #and the griggs/sheckley rep is for real #also barney my beloved #and gordon having a tough time my fav type of gordo >:]

[oxventurequotes]

barnaby: some people thought that i was going to die, but in the end they died!

barnaby: a simple misunderstanding!

#gross misuse of italics is very personal to me #my beloved himbo malewife blorbo etc etc etc #i wanna put him in an empty pringles can and shake it #putting barney in my brain centrifuge #barnaby fortescue iii #oxventure #oxventure blades in the dark #oxventure in the dark #outsidexbox #oxbox #the big score

[68spidey]

I'm not sure how they did it but Valve made me fall in love with all the ally characters, including the funky little vorts. What the Fuck.

#my god alyx though. my fucking beloved #half life 2 #barney calhoun #alyx vance #vortigaunt #im going to propose and marry alyx and barney and gordon #watch me #art of koi

[butchbarneygumble]

he is like a creature to me

#barney gumble #my beloved #extreme goober energy

[qm0ri]

“just keep it to yourself, darlin’.”

anyways WATCH DEAD END PARANORMAL PARK ON NETFLIX PLEASE

#pauline phoenix #dead end paranormal park #deadendia #de: pp #lmao de pp #fr it’s so good #barney and norma and badya and logs and puggsley AND COURTNEY and temmuculus my beloveds