hfdjkshfdsjklah my home parish is advertising some city-wide catholic women's group thing, and as if the phrase 'dynamic catholic women's group' wasn't bad enough to raise my hackles, they're like 'oh special guest speaker tammy p*terson wife of j*rdan p*eterson' AND mass presided by former archbishop cardinal c*llins.
yall i cannot make this shit up. this is smthn ppl are proudly advertising. and then they demand why i dont want to be even remotely associated with my coreligionists. *mr incredible voice* IM NOT AFFILIATED WITH YOU
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me seeing a depressed guy who has a weird relationship with the women he meets and has a Weird Gay Thing going on with another guy and hides his issues with humor and charisma and keeps putting himself in danger for his loved ones because he doesn't care much for himself: no fucking way. he is just like me fr
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just got to the stupid zaharas chapter and went through dimi and claude's conversation and my god
they really did not use a single quarter of a brain cell when putting that conversation into ag
"your issue is with the church, not with faerghus?" eh wot hootie tootie claude never had a problem with faerghus and hasn't been acting like it. makes it sound like they've been fighting each other (i.e. this is meant to fit gw but and they just copy/pasted the whole conversation bc it just makes no sense).
"we have nothing to gain by fighting you." yeah, you... haven't been and never said you were planning to.
"we could've been friends." and whhhhyyyy can't you? there is an entire zero bad blood between y'all and lorenz has already pretty much said this whole second half of the war thing has been proof of the friendship between the kingdom and alliance soooo...?
"had i joined with you" uh um but you literally did this has been ongoing for half the war now
additional funnies are claude just being so butthurt that dimitri is like this might endanger your life and claude is like aw shucks my life has been endangered since i was born i'm basically an endangered species!
also, dimitri saying it brings guilt to do the things claude would do bc he's been there. lel. claude had no guilt in gw tho (for killing rhea and all that shit).
but fr tho, it just seems like gw claude and dimi got warped into zaharas and the ag ones are just passed out in the normal world having the same yeehaw ass fever dream LIKE
this entire conversation legitimately makes worse than zero sense. i can only imagine how confused people were who played ag first and got this conversation bc it like, legitimately has no place in this route. this is like a fever dream on steroids that were laced with drugs.
i was lucky i was playing ag while simultaneously watching the other routes on youtube or i would have also been absolutely bonkers confused.
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Gojo “I drank my baby girl’s strawberry yogurt and got pulled by the ear and scolded by my wife” Satoru
(I just got bitten by my sister for drinking almost all of my niece’s strawberry yogurts 😞)
lu i never knew you were so gojo coded 🧍♀️
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the whole season 7 mac getting fat thing is so odd bc the idea of satirizing sitcom characters becoming conventionally attractive once the show is more popular is good but it could not have read like that less. and then in fucking s13 rob mcelhenny literally. did the thing he became super buff for no reason so its like ok now you look like a hypocrite what was the point of all that
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Every few months when I’m feeling down I reread the story a friend from high school wrote about me, and then I read his confession to me from like 2 years ago. The story was AFTER things ended between us, by the way. Then it snaps me out of any sad feelings I have because of dumb boys. Like this guy literally said “i want to be yours. I want to be someone you would be honored to have, and I am willing to make the change for you to feel this way.” WHAT????? And then he wrote a sweet heart wrenching story about me when I was feeling down. He reminds me to never settle
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weird random stream of consciousness, but I'm on mobile so I can't do a readmore
I'm watching new girl and Nick said something about how it sometimes is REALLY not fun to be there for schmidt but u have to do it anyway. and im like...these characters are all so crazy and quirky like. Nick has to be SUCH a pain to be friends with. Schmidt has to be SO annoying. They're all so high maintenance in their own ways and they have to take care of each other....and they do it ?? Like and they don't really consider one another to be burdens even when they need a LOT of help and attention. and it just......makes me think. yk?
like im always..so beyond terrified of asking anything of my ppl bc I don't want to be a burden. i don't want anyone to have to deal w my problems and i always feel really bad and uncomfortable when they do, and they do a lot !! bc I have sooooo much going on. and it's too much for me to handle but im sure it's too much for anyone else :/ but idk. it just makes me wish i was in new girl lmao
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