#because EM was like “NOPE”

[glitteringcrab]

"Just don't force me to improve on the design" suggests Evil Morty will not even bother building the Omega Device (he disapproved of it because it was so bulky lol), and will only deign to devote any of his time to it if he catches whiff of them trying to track him down (I mean... IF he is to be taken at his word; he IS a huge liar, after all).

...Which in turn suggests he will be monitoring them periodically or something.

So everyone be on the lookout in the next season for our protagonists (and by that I mean Morty) being badly cornered in a battle with no way out and then the enemy robots (or spaceship or evil A.I. or whatever) suddenly starting to malfunction, killing each other instead, and some little on/off light on the back of the robots' heads turning discreetly yellow.

#and I like to imagine Rick figuring this out #and (knowing EM is likely still monitoring him) later going back by himself to the place where EM helped Morty #and leave a box of Morty's favorite ice-cream behind #thinking it probably is EM's favorite flavor as well #but when he goes back to the same place a few days later to check the box of ice-cream is still there spoiled #because EM was like “NOPE” #(I know in reality this would never happen because EM is way too discreet but a fan can dream) #evil morty #rick and morty #morty smith

[keefechambers]

OJ treating Angel like a horse.

#oj haywood #angel torres #nope #nope 2022 #daniel kaluuya #brandon perea #a bonus em also being treated like a horse in the last gif but it's funny because angel Does Not Know This Man #especially with the clicking thing he's just like 'oh i guess this is how we talk now' and just goes along with it #angel x oj #nope spoilers

[1very1fancy1doilies1]

I love being absolutely delusional about eremin

#delulu #eremin #erearu #there's SO MUCH #so many different ways to appreciate their dynamic #I was hyperfixated on them specifically for a solid 2 years #I'm glad my brain has allowed me to attach to Mikasa now too #i love that it can be a fluffy ship or a toxic ship #or both #“such and such is canon” do you think I care #I like em as it is in canon #but as a couple?? nope #but I feel eremin could actually be together long term in another universe because their goals align #or maybe I'm just hoping that the type of relationship I'm drawn to can be healthy rip #me when I followed my childhood bestie around before befriending her and then developed a crush on her just like eren fr

[kafkaguy]

character wrapped 2023 💥

tagged by @davidtennantpussytulpa ^-^ i didn't know how many to do so i copied tara and did top 10. i know the severance guys are Four Of Them but i can't separate them theyre all equally important to me

will graham (hannibal), em haywood (nope), aziraphale (good omens), mark & dylan & helly & irving (severance), hawkeye pierce (mash), martha jones (doctor who), ivan karamazov (the brothers karamazov), kim kitsuragi (disco elysium), stewy hosseini (succession), ruescott melshi (andor/rogue one)

i will tag... @fagician @britomart @libraryfag @roadwhores @majorbaby @globuspolski @hadleyfraserfaggot @tenderscience if u want to ^-^

#and now i will explain them all in detail #cos i started watching hannibal back in like. january or february and will immediately set up camp in my head and started to settle there #*I* pay rent to *HIM*. he lives there permanently. sweating and monologuing constantly #em was not only the character of 2022 but also of 2023 and of 2024 and the rest of the decade and all decades to come #she had such an impact on me keke palmer's performance will live with me forever and i love nope so fucking much #i almost didnt include her because nope was more of a last year obsession. but she lives on #aziraphale.........no comment #severance.......i love them all so much and at first i wanted just irving and then just helly and then i realise i cried over mark this week #and then i realised i couldnt possibly leave out dylan when hes probably my favourite character. so then i settled for all of them #hawkeye is my fucking wife. enough said #martha... well i knew i had to have a doctor who character. i thought maybe the doctor but then i thought their companions mean more to me #sometimes at least. i did have a fourteen icon for a while but then i was like but Donna..... and then i thought. well #these past few months at least martha jones has been eating away at my heart. i go batshit insane when i think about her #her impact. her grace. her power. so she had to go on the list.it was a toss up between her and donna for sure though #then i figured i had to include a karamazov since reading that book took up half of my year. and ivan was my favourite of the 3. so <3 #kim goes without saying. literally nothing to be said hes the character Of All Time. to me #stewy also goes without saying ive had so many Stewy Save Me moments since the beginning of season 4 all the way to the end of the year #i miss him every day. he is the moment. i wish there was more of him all the time #and the last one is a bit of a wildcard cos all my insanity abt melshi has been on my andor sideblog. #but rest assured ive been thoroughly Not Normal about him. he literally side appears in 4 episodes and has 11 total minutes onscreen #but i love him. so much. and hes occupied most of my thoughts since september. once again his impact his power his grace. his homosexuality #enough said. that's all. thanks for reading. this was a great year for autism and madness #tag game #🍪

[huevobuevo]

I STILL FUCKING LOVE NOPE!!!!! Ever since I finished watching it I got straight to drawing fanart for it!! It was fun experimenting with colors again, the cinematography was PHENOMENAL and offered a lot of good inspo!!

As soon as I hit Jupe I had to pause cause I got hit with like a WAVE of projects, so I ended up not being able to post it for a whole MONTH 💀💀💀

#ALSO SIDE NOTE JUPE’S IMAGE IS CROPPED WEIRD BECAUSE THAT SIDE ENDED UP WITH REALLY WEIRD COLLRS AND I COULDNT FIX IT #SO LIKE. SLAY IG? #I HATE FUCKING TRANSFERING DRAWINGS… #nope #nope fanart #nope 2022 #oj haywood #emerald haywood #em haywood #ricky jupe park #🌻huevo art

[greatdisaster]

triple nope

#lamazep x jordan peele collab when? #sorry i aint draw anything in like a month #this image has like low quality because its a screenshot of a 700 x 400 pixel canvas. this is how it is sometimes #nope #nope movie #nope film #angel torres #oj haywood #em haywood #emerald haywood #brandon perea if youre out there *blows kiss at the clouds*

[cool-abed-filmz]

look at them,, the autistic trio /hc

#nope film #jordan peele #headcanons #no one : #me watching any peice of media : #OOOOOO YOU WILL BE AUTISTIC YOU ARE AUTISTIC NOW #evidence ? because i said so #but also #oj is very quite #definitely like semi nonverbal #related when he was avoiding eye contact with the crew at the beginning and was very nervous and unsure what to say for the meeting #although that is definitely a metaphor for how your not supposed to look at jean jacket aka the spectical in the eye #the spectial in that case being all the camera crew / hollywood #i love em so much #at a young age her spin was definitely horses due to her being v e r y upset when her dad #had oj tame jean jacket instead of her #and once that rejection kicked in she sidelined horses and became more interested in acting #i mean the girl literally memorized her fathers speech for safety meeting on set WORD FOR WORD #idk man angel just reads as autistic to me #his spin is 100% aliens and the paranormal #and of course technology #very obvious #oj haywood #em haywood #angel torres #owen rambles #autistic headcanon #edit : OJ not looking at the crew who was literally mostly white is definitely related to him as a black man being uncomfortable around #white people i just wanted to add this on cuz it’s been a while since #i made this post and i’ve had more time to think about it and see other opinions on it

[blog-of-reaction]

The amount of times Seth said “Shut up, Richard,” in just one episode is hilarious. And yeah, Richie done be crazy. But that doesn’t mean what he sees isn’t potentially real. Also, was the lady at the beginning already a vampire or whatever or was she just a regular human before she was thrown in the pit with the snakes?

#I binge watched the first five episodes a few years back before I decided the gore was to much for me #but I have now come back to it #also I dont say this lightly but seth gecko is hot af #poor ranger guy (I feel bad I don’t remember his name) #I hope he get ‘em #but also not #like I hope he kinda gets revenge but I don’t want either of the geckos to die #because I love seth #and I love Richie #the guy is just unhinged #also I thought seth was supposed to be the younger one? #but he’s very much giving exasperated older sibling vibes #anyway yeah I was going to watch either this hemlock grove or b99 #three very different shows I know #and I figured I’d watch the pilot of the first two before deciding which one to watch #but nope they have my attention #s watches from dusk till dawn #one thing I find really intriguing about this show is like #Seth and Richie are brothers and they love each other and it’s them against the world #but also if I remember right #(which tbh is questionable I when I originally watched the first season I had already been up for 24 hours) #then richie kinda goes off the rails #and like #the conflict with this person is family but they are also crossing to many lines and seeing how seth will respond to that is interesting #not that he’s necessarily a pinnacle of good morals though #also is Richie the same guy from the kings man movies or is it just the glasses?

[pastafossa]

falling down the Nope rabbit hole for like the 5th time and I reeeally wanna hear your thoughts/take on the movie

also hope you are starting to feel better!

I'm feeling a little better tonight, thank you! I took yesterday and today off and wound up just spending 99% of it sleeping it off so much for my fanfic catchup list cause damn, that shit hits like a freight train. But we're coming around it now!

And oh my god, listen - I've wanted to see this since I saw the first trailer ages ago. I trust Jordan Peele to make a good movie out of the gate at this point, I'll see his movies without knowing a goddamn thing about them. AND IT PAID OFF, I LOVED THIS MOVIE SO MUCH. I'm going to try and do this without too many spoilers so people can see it.

For anyone reading: if you havent' seen this movie yet, go watch the trailer and then consider seeing it! It's an amazing scifi/horror film!

Like first off, on cinematography alone, this movie is stunning. The shots blew my mind (OJ opening the truck and looking up, the blood rain, Ghost charging across the pasture, the entire horse chase scene), and as someone who grew up in Los Angeles, I also can't easily recall anyone who's so wonderfully captured the dry, barren sort of beauty of the scrub/deserts in the area. It's the perfect place for a freaky scifi horror movie like this because it allows these huge, massive, open, terrifying shots that you can't get with a bunch of trees and buildings in the way. It's a reminder that there is nothing to stop you from falling up into the sky (which you know is relevant in this film).

Second off, something I found hysterical is the number of times your chain gets yanked in this movie. These moments where you're sure you absolutely know what's going to happen because this is what you've been taught by the genre to expect and he just rips the rug out from under your feet. It's a move only someone who loves this sort of film can do because they KNOW you know what should happen and so they're able to play on your expectations before throwing in a twist.

Third: THE HUMOR IN THIS GODDAMN MOVIE OH MY GOD. I did not expect to laugh as much as I did, but holy shit. Angel's a gem, and then the genre aware moments, moments when weird shit is going down where you'd absolutely want to go 'fuck this, not doing this, nope.' Even the HORSES do it. And of course OJ calmly closing that truck door after looking up is one of my favorite moments. I love Daniel Kaluuya to death and back for his expression because this will become a gif staple for me whenever I see a large bug outside.

THE CHARACTERS. I loved our main cast, even if Holst was a dick. OJ was a fucking badass (AND ON HORSEBACK NO LESS), Em was 10 kinds of amazing (and gets an AKIRA MOTORCYCLE SLIDE OH MY GOD), Angel is a precious dumbass bless his heart. Jupe was also a dumbass but like... Jesus it's kinda hard not to understand considering how fucked up he was by what happened to him (also that scene - not the first one, but you know... *waves up* that scene is going to haunt me for a LONG time). BUT I AM STILL MAD AT HIM FOR THE HORSES, FUCK YOU FOR THAT JUPE.

And FINALLY. The message. I love the message of spectacle, exploitation, and how it destroys, and I love how that carries into every part of this movie - OJ and Em's grandcestor, exploited as a black jockey, so much so that people don't remember his name despite him being IN THE FIRST MOVIE EVER. Their chase for fame/fortune is even the most understandable since they're also just trying to survive in a cutthroat business - Hollywood - that is all about exploitation. And an additional level of exploitation - despite Haywood's horses being used in western films, westerns are incredibly whitewashed and lack the true diversity the profession had. Meanwhile, Holt is chasing after the perfect film shot, exploiting the moment, even when it makes no sense. Jupe is over here thinking he can exploit and control the uncontrollable - even after being traumatized by exploitation that leads to literal death (for god's sake, STOP DOING STUPID SHIT WITH WILD ANIMALS). The TMZ reporter - HOLY SHIT the kings of exploitation, being more worried about his CAMERA.

And the beauty of it all - how do we save ourselves? Stop looking. Aka: the one thing humans just can't seem to do whenever there's some train wreck going on, even when it'll get us killed.

Anyway, that's *waves* my review of Nope, I've seen it once and now I'm really desperate for a rewatch and am eagerly awaiting it being available to buy so I can keep it on my metaphorical shelf! I have some things I want to look for in the second go round cause it's definitely a Watch More Than Once movie with all the clues and little things Peele slips in and I know I missed things. But it's now in my top 10 for both scifi and horror. FIVE STARS ANGEL. FIVE STARS.

#ask response #Nope (2022) #Nope review #those are my thoughts on Nope #and basically i'm in love with this movie #it was SO good #the former LAer in me loved the scenery #OJ busted me the hell up on a regular basis #and he's a badass and i loved his horseback scenes like those are some amazing western-ish moments #em's akira slide was a thing of beauty as was her big moment well played girl #(I just realized A QUARTER TO BEGIN AND END SO IT BOOKENDS WELL PLAYED JORDAN) #angel was hysterical #Jupe I'm sympathetic because oh my god no one deserves that but FUCK YOU FOR THEM HORSES JUPE #lucky is the purest horse to horse he is the best horse and he is obviously the luckiest horse #the screaming haunts me i'm not going to forget that pre-blood rain scene anytime soon that's nightmare inducing thanks jordan #anyway i loved it i am happy i want to shove it in people's faces #the end

[emchovy]

Happy Yuri Day, everyone!! Gonna try to read as much yuri as I can today, to celebrate. I'll reblog with what I finished, later.

(Also, if you have any recs, for manga/anime/webtoons, comment or reblog with them!)

#em noise #makes me curious about yaoi day #I'd say August first because 801 #but Japanese people don't do their dates like that...maybe January 8th? #nope just looked it up it's August 1st. my instincts are good

[wanderrghost]

Also just an FYI to Fandom at large: the phrase "filter out smut/kinks if you don't like them!!" Only works if people. Yknow. Tag their shit.

So writers. Please.

Tag your shit.

#cant tell you how many fics ive backed out of #cause they had some form of untagged kink in em #not everyone wants to read about getting choked or beat during sex. fucking tag it so we can filter it. #'i cant tag x/y/z because if i did i would spoil the fic!!' cool i dont care tag it anyway #i always nope away from the latter fics because im not chancing it #but its especially egregious when stuff like that just. pops up with 0 tags or warnings #people are generally good about tagging smut when its in a fic #but ive run across many fics were certain kinks were never tagged and its annoying as hell

[snazzi-strawberri]

Wouldn't it be NICE if headphones and Earphones didn't HURT MY DAMN EARS FOR ONCE😁😁😁

#headphones squish my head and it makes my head ache and squishes my ears and hurts em... #i put the headphones in its max biggest lenth but NOPE still too tight #i tried stretching it out with big objects but its STILL NOT BIG ENOUGH #as for Earphones the outsides of my ears where the earphones are usually are start to hurt and it feels like theres a bruise there #So theres Always a PAIN either way i use headohones or earphones #AND I CANT NOT USE THEM BECAUSE MY LAPTOPS SPEAKER IS BROKEN!!!! #UUUGHHHHHH #im just so frustrated #but earphones are the lesser evil though. atleast my head isnt being squished #buuTttt GUESS WHAT. THEY FRICCITY FRACCITY BROKE!!! AND NOW I HAVE TO USE HEADPHONES!!!! AND I AM IN CONSTANT DISCOMFORT WITH IT!!!! #AuuuGGHHGGH #I JUST.. WANNA HEAR SHIT MAN....WAAGHHH

[griddlebutch]

The way that the alien in Nope's final form looks like an old studio camera. The way the opening credits take place inside its stomach, shown as an endless darkness framed by billowing sheets - the blanket-like hood of an old camera that the photographer hides under. The way Jupe calls the alien The Viewer. The way Jupe makes stuffed animals of what he imagines the aliens inside the "ship" to look like subconsciously reference the camera magazines on the set of Gordy's Home with the body of a monkey. The way that Jupe was only saved because the table cloth kept him from looking Gordy in the eyes. The way that OJ and Em signal "I see you" before the final showdown. The violence of attention. The all-seeing eye. The panopticon. The camera obscura. The dark chamber. The spectacle.

#nope #nope 2022 #jordan peele #jordan peele is such a fucking genius this is his best work yet and thats a high bar to set three times in a row now

[chaussetteblanche]

UGH UR LUKE ONES ARE TO GOOD😣😣imma new reader of yours but there to good do u think you can do a a child of hades with luke and maybe its a grumpy x sunshine type of thing😓☺️

thank you so much baby !! and thanks for requesting, i hope you like it !!

sweatshirt

pairing : luke castellan x child of hades!reader summary : a few moments of your relationship with luke word count : 1.4k warnings : none, fluff

"Baby, have you seen my sweatshirt?" Luke's voice brought you out of your thoughts. You closed the book you were reading and placed it in your lap, looking up at him as he approached. "Which one?" "The grey one, you know, my favourite. I've been looking for it all morning." He sighed and ran a hand through his hair, tousling it slightly. "Nope, haven't seen it, sorry," you shrugged apathetically and returned to your book. Luke pursed his lips and placed his hands on his hips. "I could've sworn I left it in your cabin the other night, d'you think your brother maybe took it?" he asked hesitantly. "Nah, that's not like him." You brushed him off easily, trying to concentrate on your book.

Luke trudged forward and leaned down on the armrests of your seat, bringing his face close to yours. The pleasant smell of his body wash reached you as he moved closer. "Good morning, sunshine." He tilted his head to the side, smiling softly at you.

"Morning." You looked up at him, unimpressed but holding back a smile. He'd come up with the nickname when you'd first started dating. It was entirely ironic and you hated it. Well, you didn't actually hate it but you acted like you did, which made Luke love it even more. He pouted and pressed a chaste kiss to your mouth. "Will you tell me if you see my hoodie?" "Sure thing. I'll see you later." "Later, baby." He pressed another short kiss to your mouth and walked off. When he was a good fifteen meters away from you, he turned around. "YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TODAY, SUNSHINE!" he hollered. Everyone in the vicinity turned around to look at you and Luke, chuckling. Your cheeks burned and you hid your face behind your book, grumbling to yourself. "Good luck finding your sweatshirt after that, Castellan."

You crossed him on your way to training. He beamed when he saw you and jogged over, running a hand through his hair. "Hey, sunshine. Gimme a hug, yeah?" "Clingy, much?" you asked as you opened your arms for him. He chuckled and wrapped his arms around you, burying his face in your neck. "You okay?" you questioned into his hair, one hand coming up to run through his soft curls. He nodded and lifted his head to look at you. "Just tired, is all. You?" "Yeah, I'm okay. I'll see you at capture the flag?" "You sure will, babe." He pressed a kiss to your cheek and jogged off.

Later in the afternoon came capture the flag. You always ended up on the same team because people knew it was useless to put you in opposite sides. You simply wouldn't even try to fight or stop each other.

"Y/N, what are you doing? Go after him! He's got the flag!" Your team captain growled at you, gesticulating wildly. "No." Your arms were crossed as you leaned against a tree, watching him run off after you'd basically handed him the flag you were supposed to guard. You bit back a smirk, feeling proud of him. "I can't believe this," your team captain mourned, throwing his helmet onto the ground with a clatter.

"Luke, she's getting away!" Clarisse cried out as she reached the tall child of Hermes, out of breath after having chased you through the forest. You'd slipped right under all their noses and grabbed the flag from her. Luke watched as you turned around, a rare smile playing at your lips as you raised the flag in victory, laughing loudly. "Goddammit," Luke groaned, running a hand over his face, "that smile." He shook his head, a lovesick look in his eyes. Clarisse cursed loudly. "YOU GET 'EM, BABY!" Luke yelled before you were out of earshot. You flashed him a brilliant smile and he swore that he could have died right there and then and been happy. Clarisse stomped her foot, positively fuming as she cursed Luke out.

You had both been stationed strategically by Annabeth. You were near the river, supposed to stop anyone on the other team from crossing. Luke rested his head on your shoulder, stifling a yawn. "I'm tired," he all but whined, rubbing his eyes. "I'm tired," you repeated in a mocking voice. He pulled away from your shoulder, faking an offended look. "Are you making of fun of me? How dare you? Your chivalrous boyfriend, exhausted from the trials and tribulations of his hard life as a half-blood and you-" "Oh, shut up." You pulled him closer by the leather straps of his armour, pressing your lips against his. He effectively stopped talking, pulling you closer to him by the hips as he kissed you deeply. You tilted your head to the side and parted your lips, tangling a hand in his hair. He let out a small groan and went to deepen the kiss when you were interrupted.

"YO! LOVEBIRDS!" a voice called loudly, followed by the sound of rapid footsteps. You pulled away from Luke with a groan, turning around to find a member of the opposite team holding your flag bolting towards you at full speed, followed closely by a boy on your team. You stuck your leg out, effectively tripping the boy on the other team. He fell harshly onto the ground with a groan and you pulled out sword, pointing it at his neck. He cursed and dropped the flag onto the ground. You looked at the boy from your team, who was doubled-over, catching his breath. "Yes?" you deadpanned. You heard Luke laughing behind you and cracked a small smile.

That night, after dinner, you accompanied Luke to his cabin. He swung your intertwined hands back and forth as you walked. "How come you were so tired today?" you asked softly, turning away from the sunset to look up at Luke. He shrugged, not giving you an explanation. "How're you sleeping?" "Not much," he confessed quietly. "I go to bed and I just lie awake. And when I do finally fall asleep, I get them, y'know, nightmares." Your heart ached for him and you squeezed his hand. Every half-blood dealt with nightmares and sleeping problems, but some more than others. Luke had it the worst. He didn't like talking about it either and you were often forced to overlook and keep your mouth shut about the dark circles under his eyes for the sake of preventing an argument. When you reached his cabin, you stood on your tiptoes and pressed a kiss to his lips. "Sleep well." "Thank you, baby. You too. And thanks for walking me back." He kissed you once more before letting go of your hand. You watched him enter his cabin, your stomach churning at the thought of him spending another sleepless night.

That night, you who couldn't sleep. Thoughts of Luke, his insomnia, his nightmares and more clouded your mind. You twisted and turned for hours before finally getting fed up. You got up, rubbing your eyes and steadying yourself on the wall as you put your shoes on. You quietly exited your cabin and made your way to the Hermes one. The door was open halfway, as it often was. So many people sleeping in the same room left quite a disgusting smell if the air didn't circulate. You slipped inside without a sound and headed for Luke's bed. It was a trip you'd made many times before and you knew exactly that he was the on the left bottom bunk four beds away from the front door. It was dark and you couldn't see if he was sleeping or not. You started taking off your shoes, not making a sound.

"Sunshine?" he asked, his voice gravelly, as he sat up in bed, the covers pooling around his hips. "I couldn't sleep. Kept thinking 'bout you not being able to sleep, so I thought I'd come over and we'd help each other out." Your voice was quiet as you spoke and you pulled the sleeves of the sweatshirt you wore over your hands. You shuffled on your feet next to his bed. "That's actually really sweet, sunshine," he cooed before lifting the covers and scooting to the side. He knew he always slept better with you by his side but had never asked you before. He didn't want to be a burden. "C'mon, pretty girl, get in."

You didn't have to be told twice before you slipped under the covers and slotted yourself comfortably against him. He wrapped his arms around you, kissing your cheek. His warmth and the weight of his arms comforted you immediately and you could feel sleep already weighing on your eyelids. "Good night, sunshine." "Good night, Luke."

You were just drifting off to sleep when a few minutes later he spoke again. "Is that my sweatshirt?" You froze, suddenly wide awake. You didn't say anything for a few seconds before answering. "No...?"

#luke castellan #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan x y/n #luke castellan x you #percy jackon and the olympians #charlie bushnell

[redshoes-blues]

Got a fuckin 24 hour bug and had to cancel my therapy session today which really sucks (also have an exam and paper to do so love that for me)

#it sucks because my anxiety symptoms are very similar to a flu #aka Stomach Issues #so I assumed it was just anxiety that we could work through on the call but very much nope #I feel bad for having to postpone and it’s probably not good for my anxiety brain that convinces itself I’m sick when it’s just anxiety #but my therapist was very kind about things and is going to (fingers crossed) waive the cancellation fee #I was gonna push through the call but she was like uh #anyways major oversharing here on my part but yeah it sucks #already missed a week of therapy because of exams and now I have to wait until the weekend is over #I’d also like to thank my brother’s gf for bringing a stomach bug with her from america. agh #personal #em rambles

[kissmefriendly]

Since June I’ve been trying to get the letting agency to send someone to fix my windows. Had to go down there in the end and say in no uncertain terms that it is now a health and safety issue. I’m cold, there’s mold in from the rain, I’m sick, I can’t afford to turn on heating and that anybody with a ladder can climb in and get inside. Which is especially an issue with how many Air B&Bs I’m now living next to and how many people come in at 3am on a Monday night drunk and have locked themselves out of the house.

So I’ve been having fun. Turns out they’ve been putting it off because they wanted to replace the windows entirely - no idea why, I just need them to close. In news that I’m sure surprises no one, landlords suck and if you want something done go and make sure it’s done. They said they’d call by the end of the day

#holy FUCK #I’ve already been broken into TWICE because of these windows you’d think by now they’d have worked it out that I just need them to close! #new windows??? #youre gonna take off my current windows NOW? when I can’t afford HEAT?? #side note but FUCK double home owners #and especially fuck them when they sell one of their homes like a hotel #and a TRIPLE fuck to them when their B&B is down what is basically an ALLEY where privacy is already an issue! #also fuck em for fucking up the local economy so badly that the largest income is tourism #but that’s a whole ass other story #living in Cornwall - it’s best if you don’t #after this I’m moving out of here. I’ve lived here 4 years now #I’ll either go and stay for a while with my family in America or move up to Scotland coz at least the rent there is affordable #im out #which is sad because I love Cornwall it’s gorgeous it feels like home even after only 4 years #but nope #not with all these second homes and such #jesus mary and joseph