#because brelly!ben is savage

[tua-braindump]

Luther: okay I called a family meeting because...

Ben: oh my god here we go again, what is it this time? Did you lose your favorite mug? Did someone put the toilet paper the wrong way again?

Everyone stares at Ben while Klaus tries not to die laughing.

Ben: ah fuck, I forgot y'all can hear me now.

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #tua imagines #tua incorrect quotes #because brelly!ben is savage #he forgets he's alive now

[savagebrellyben]

Sometimes I just wanna slap a child harness on Five. He's like a feral toddler.

It's not his fault, but still.

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #tua #tua headcanon #tua incorrect quotes #because brelly!ben is savage #savagebrellyben #ben hargreeves

[tua-braindump]

Allison: alright guys what pizzas do we want?

Klaus: cheese!

Viktor: spinach!

Diego: meat lovers!

Luther: Hawaiian!

Ben: I did not come back to life to be subjected to the torture that is Hawaiian pizza Luther, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Luther: it's delicious!

Ben: I'D RATHER DIE

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #tua imagines #viktor hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #because brelly!ben is savage #no love for Hawaiian pizza #sorry

[tua-braindump]

Klaus: Ben meet other Ben

Sparrow!Ben:*smugly*I heard you were number six, well I'm Number Two

Umbrella!Ben: well I'm the number one Ben because you're a dick.

#tua #the umbrella academy #tua incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #double ben #because brelly!ben is savage #sparrow!ben stands no chance #tua imagines #brelly!ben would take no shits

[tua-braindump]

Klaus: whatchu reading Ben?

Brelly!Ben: none of your damn business

Sparrow!Ben: he's meaner than me why do you guys like him

Brelly!Ben: if you want to be mean to them, you gotta die first

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #sparrow!ben stands no chance #because brelly!ben is savage #tua imagines #tua incorrect quotes

[tua-braindump]

Klaus: what's the best part of being alive again?

Ben: not dealing with your bullshit 24/7

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #because brelly!ben is savage #tua imagines #tua incorrect quotes

[tua-braindump]

Klaus: BENNY BEN BEN

Ben: what

Klaus: my favourite sibling, best brother of all time

Ben: what the fuck did you do Klaus

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #tua headcanon #tua imagines #tua incorrect quotes #because brelly!ben is savage

[tua-braindump]

Five, making a fluffernutter sandwich while sipping coffee

Ben: REALLY? you still eat those? What are you, seven??

Five, completely serious: no, I'm Five. *Blinks out, leaving the mess behind*

Ben: what a dick

#the umbrella academy #tua #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #because brelly!ben is savage #five is just as bad #tua incorrect quotes

[savagebrellyben]

Sometimes when I'm bored I leave half made fluffernutter sandwiches in the kitchen so Diego will go shout at Five.

Very entertaining. 10/10 would recommend.

#tua #the umbrella academy #tua imagines #tua incorrect quotes #tua headcanon #ben hargreeves #because brelly!ben is savage #savagebrellyben #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #fluffernutter #let chaos reign!

[tua-braindump]

Diego: hey Ben have you seen my knife?

Ben: you mean this knife? *Casually cleaning his nails with the knife*

#the umbrella academy #tua #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #because brelly!ben is savage #ben has zero chill #tua incorrect quotes #tua imagines

[tua-braindump]

Ben to Diego: where you going?

Diego: patrol

Ben: in that?

Diego: it's fine it's not even cold out

Ben: not what I meant

Diego: ???

Ben: I mean, that outfit is less discount batman and more discount leather daddy Bruce wayne

Diego: *sputtering* what the fuck?

Ben: I clearly spend too much time with Klaus

#the umbrella academy #tua #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #tua imagines #tua incorrect quotes #because brelly!ben is savage #and spends too much time with klaus #discount batman

[tua-braindump]

Luther: hey Ben

Ben: NO

Luther: but I didn't even

Ben: I said no

Luther: you don't even know what I wanted!

Ben: I know I'm gonna say no

Luther: will you just listen???

Ben: *sighs* fine. What do you want Luther?

Luther: I saw Klaus smoking something do we need to be concerned?

Ben: what the fuck Luther it's just weed calm the fuck down.

Ben: LIKE I SAID THE FIRST TIME, NO. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LUTHER.

#the umbrella academy #tua #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #because brelly!ben is savage #because klaus is doing so well ok #tua imagines #tua incorrect quotes

[tua-braindump]

Klaus: here for a good time, not a long time

Ben: bitch, you're here all the damn time

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #because brelly!ben is savage

[savagebrellyben]

It's disturbing to think that Five spent 45 years alone in an apocalypse and he's still better adjusted than half of us.

Like damn, Dad could you do any worse?

#tua #tua incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #because brelly!ben is savage #savagebrellyben #thanks Reggie #sir reginald hargreeves #dad of the year award #lol #we all have issues

[savagebrellyben]

BRB hiding in the closet because Klaus is being so fucking annoying RN.

He'll never come back here.

#tua #tua incorrect quotes #tua headcanon #the umbrella academy #because brelly!ben is savage #savagebrellyben #ben hargreeves #haha closet jokes

[savagebrellyben]

Honestly if I looked like this in my own timeline I might have let the horrors take me sooner.

Like dude, what the fuck is going on with that hair.

And that sad, sad excuse for a moustache. Like, come on my dude, really?

#because brelly!ben is savage #savagebrellyben #best ben #sparrow ben who? #tua #the umbrella academy #tua headcanon #tua imagines #ben hargreeves #emo ben #he sure is number two ben #because im number one ben bitch