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lowkeyrobin · 30 days

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Platonic Ghostbusters x social media manager! Reader?

oooo hell yeah!! ; thanks for requesting and I hope u enjoy :)

GHOSTBUSTERS ; social media manager

summary ; you run the official ghostbusters social media platforms

warnings ; language

word count ; 746

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Podcast wanted to run the official Ghostbuster social media's but was quickly turned down at that. They needed someone who could actually be on top of that kind of stuff and whatnot. So, Stanz made a deal with Podcast that they'd get a social media manager, and he could act as their teammate with that, basically. Giving them ideas, giving them video clips and extra details, etcetera.

Most of the others didn't see a real reason for a social media manager, but as long as it wasn't their money.

Trevor offered to just do everything himself, but that was obviously turned down as well. The teens all agreed not to let the adults run the account either. They didn't need millennial - Gen X / Boomer humor flooding the whole account and making them look bad.

And that's where you came in.

surprisingly, Pheobe was the one to find you. she's seriously the most chronically offline person ever so the fact she ever opened Instagram was a miracle in itself

lots of talking back and forth and meeting the original four three ghostbusters to get input, then meeting callie & garry and the teenagers

you actually figured out that you used to be friends with Lucky as well, damn

you had managed social media accounts before, but you'd recently quit a few of those because of labor laws being broken so, yknow

you quickly formed a bond with Lucky, Trevor, and Podcast. you were kind of close in age to all three of them and they were all invested in the public image for the brand

setting the Instagram up was genuinely the funnest thing ever

the four of you were chilling in the living room in the firehouse (since sleepover stuff, pheobe was in her room reading) and you had your laptop in your lap and the three of them over your shoulders

the amount of laughing and cackling got some scolding from callie upstairs

it took everything out of you to not make the first post a video of trevor being soaked in Slimer's slime (which had been recorded by Lucky just by coincidence as they were investigating the attic again)

the first three posts, which were pinned, all lined up to be like a banner kind of logo with the theme song in the back, and they all played the same video, clips of the og ghostbusters and how they grew and then the new ghostbusters

the tiktok is its own thing, you allowed trev, lucky, podcast (and pheobe) to run it, but everything had to be ran by you first because pr shit

but thankfully no boomer humor or slang is ever being put on those accounts

most of those people don't even know wtf the internet is anyways lol

stanz has a personal vendetta against you /hj after you posted a .5 of him for relatable promo. he had no idea what you were doing but it was criminal that you made his forehead look so much more bigger than it already was

Winston gives you a bunch of old pics to post to trending angst sounds as well LOL

let's not talk about that tiktok where you, lucky, and trevor dance to/remake submissive and breedable by smosh ft bbno$, okay?

^podcast and pheobe were behind the camera cackling the whole time

lots of random pic posts on the insta as well because why not (most of them are the teens looking awkward, callie, gary & lars trying to look like cool scientists, or venkman, stanz, zeddemore & melnitz being classic, sassy old people)

the socials are never professional whatsoever, it's fun but it's not heavily controversial or obvious that you're there as a pr manager basically or just to manage the socials

like man they don't have the time to look at all the comments, take all the advice, reply to fans, etc

I mean that wage ain't that bad either LMAO

trevor is always bitching about how you make more money than he does /lh

you're not just a representative to them, you're actually family. you're just cool like that

"bro y/n is such a mc I hate them" and you'll reply on your personal w a "says you, reality shifter" or smthn LMAO idfk

always reposting ghostbuster edits / fanart etc because fandom culture 🙏

also I can't get over the fact the ghostbuster theme song is canon now either. yk damn well that shit is plastered everywhere thanks to you 💀

"do the ghostbusters respond??" "stanz said he loves your dog" "HELP HSEIJDLAKE"

10/10 experience

#lowkeyrobin #ghostbusters frozen empire #ghostbusters afterlife #ghostbusters x reader #ghostbusters #trevor spengler x reader #pheobe spengler x reader #trevor spengler #pheobe spengler #podcast x reader #lucky domingo x reader #lucky domingo #podcast #gn reader #gender neutral reader #they/them reader #gn!reader

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ahbeduo · 3 months

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Do u have any subject 2 headcanons? 👀

I DO ACTUALLY!!! I think I've mentioned some in another ask, but uHHH I will put them here again cuz I might have changed some since last time🤔 I will put em belowwww Because I will not shut up about him /lh

REMINDER THIS IS ALL MY HEADCANONS! I ain't saying they're correct and true at all! There's so little screen time and crumbs I had to cook my own bread

Note: If it's not in any Aeruby AU (Aether x Rubedo but i and my friend like to call him Ruby haha) then he will forever be subject 2 in my head

I had HC Subject 2's real body underneath the Albedo imitation has multiple large jagged scars from when Durin had eaten him. Those large sharp teeth probably had pierced through his body once or twice before he was sent down the esophagus. That's why some parts of his body are so damaged he can't feel anything there

Another thing is that his hair.. I HC it to be black as opposite to Albedo's pale blonde-ish colour since Albedo is considered free of impurities and Subject 2 isn't at this point? Marinating in Durin's blood has GOT to do something right? Right?

This isn't exactly my HC, but of a friend who I always throw my brain worms at. They say his hands and feet has a bit of darkening, like a siamese cat's paw 🥺 It ends at his forearms and shins

Mentally, he is a child because I don't think Rhinedottir had allowed him to grow and develop so much. So yes, he doesn't have as much control over his emotions as Albedo. He isn't patient either compared to his successor. His relationship with their Master is complicated. He hates her, yet he refers to her as his mother. Mommy issues ayeeeee lmao

"You are my magnum opus" Rhinedottir had said to him. He had been proud to be her work of art. So he didn't expect to be thrown away for failing. What did he fail at? He didn't know. He was never told.

other simple stuff

-He won't get a vision -Has an interest in plants and animals -He's physically stronger than Albedo since he doesn't have a vision to rely on -Is very willing to get his hands dirty and commit murder for his benefit ((not surprisinglol))

All in all he gives feral stray cat energy that just wants love but would rather replace his successor to get it than to start his own life.

#ask #anonymous #thANK YOU FOR ASKING ABOUT THE FERAL MAN #long post #but i hide it anyway lolol

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asiandra-dash · 24 hours

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Hi i saw u wanna rewrite akikasa hcs PLEASE WRITE ME SOME I BEG /nf /lh

HJKJSKDKHS AKIKASA anyways I was referring to a short story I wrote a while ago but THIS!!! IS (I think) MY FIRST AKIKASA RELATED ASK!!!! I MUST WRITE!!!!!! All I have to do is figure out which thoughts are based on canon and which ones are AUs-

I took 18 days to finally post this because I kept getting ideas and had to force myself to stop because this is way too long 888 words man this ain't fanfiction also if this is illegible I'm sorry none of my headcanon posts will ever be organized no beta or read more we die like my grades after my orchestra field trip

Starting with basic shit Akito is SO so in denial about his feelings and when he's finally fed up with it he chucks it down to infatuation (It is not)

And Tsukasa is an oblivious idiot to everything even though he has a stupid crush on this ginger he just refuses to say anything because he still thinks Akito despises his guts

My guy every little bit of physical contact you make with carrot head makes him look like color hex #ff0000 RGB 255, 0, 0 how do you not notice this

Tsukasa fell first, and they both fell harder >:)

You know Tsukasa'a 1* card where Akito saved the poor man from a spider or something that's when it happened Tsukasa didn't know at first cause like haha who the hell falls in love with someone over something so small I barely even know the guy

If Akito confessed first, after a long moment of awkward silence and Akito wishing the floor would eat him alive, Tsukasa is suddenly hugging him and crying (That's a yes btw)

If Tsukasa confessed first, it would take a bit (probably a few days or weeks) but eventually Akito with the support of everyone finally accepts his feelings for Tsukasa (He didn't tell anyone about the confession btw it was probably Akiyama or one of Tsukasa's friends that told everyone also the threat of Rui was probably another reason he couldn't deny lmao)

Every date, and I mean EVERY SINGLE DATE, Tsukasa will always bring or buy some cheesecakes or pancakes for Akito

And if he doesn't the next time he brings lunch for Akito he'll bring him more cheesecake than he usually does to make up for it

When Tsukasa found out Akito's favorite flowers were sunflowers, he sometimes brings one for him too :D

Tsukasa probably got a pair of sunflower clip-on earrings too (Or whatever they're called)

Tsukasa loves to tackle hug Akito and it never fails to make the ginger laugh <3

Tsukasa borrows Akito's jackets a lot (At least twice a week).

Akito complains about it but let's be honest he loves it when he gets it back and all he smells on it is Tsukasa's scent

Tsukasa loves giving gifts to Akito even if there's no special occasion, usually some type of jewelry like earrings and the next day Akito's most likely wearing it

Obviously, they invite each other to their shows, and sometimes their other bandmates too

During WxS shows Akito's supportive and is internally loud but during VBS concerts Tsukasa is HOLLERING Akito's name and singing along if he knows the lyrics it's embarrassing but if you look closely enough you can tell it hypes up Akito a little more and he tries even harder (An has taken note of this and teases him nonstop about it)

Neither of them are a huge fan of PDA but if you stare long enough you'll probably miss a sneaky little kiss when you blink

That or if Tsukasa's in a really good mood he'll practically cling to Akito (Which is like 50% of the time tbh)

That one post I made on my side blog is real and so is the first tag

Yes Ena and Saki are supportive but holy shit Akito wants to fucking strangle Ena whenever she brings it up (This applies to An too)

Tsukasa helps Akito be more open with his feelings and Akito helps Tsukasa deal with negativity better

Around people, Akito still treats Tsukasa how he would (if Tsukasa isn't being clingy) but once they're alone Akito acts like he's touch starved and refuses to leave Tsukasa alone

Akito sometimes helps Tsukasa with practicing for his shows. He's obviously not as good but he's trying and Tsukasa appreciates his efforts

Tell Akito to say wonderhoy and he'll look at you like you're fucking insane but have Tsukasa tell him and he'll say it as unenthusiastically as he can manage

And then Tsukasa will look at him all :((( and Akito does it with more energy and "jesus fucking christ the things I do to make Tsukasa happy" (It's just a wonderhoy idk why you're so pissed /hj)

I do not understand Japanese and I am not caught up on that one event story with furry Akito so correct me if I'm wrong (about the italicized part) but before Akito gets over his fear of dogs Tsukasa always made sure they would steer clear of them and if one suddenly appeared this blond pink theatre kid is going to protect his pathetic fucking boyfriend with his life

Rui: Is that a hickey? | Tsukasa: No! It’s just a mosquito bite. | Akito, walking into the room: Hey, guys. | Rui: Hi, mosquito.

Whenever one of them stays up really late when staying over. the other tries to convince them to go to bed and cuddle/snuggle with them and it works.

Tsukasa practically begs meanwhile, if possible, Akito hugs Tsukasa from behind and basically just collapses onto him half asleep mumbling into his ear (Can you tell I'm tired it's 1 AM and I got 3 hours of sleep yesterday I'm running off of a power nap rn)

Obviously, Tsukasa can't do anything with Akito like that so he basically carries Akito to the room of whoever they're staying at

Akikasa supremacy WHO'S WITH ME AKIKASA!!!!!!! (I'm dying on a hill please)

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nerdylittleguy · 1 year

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just my rambling about the new alignment chart and poster, mostly in relation to Breakdown, but there's more in my head then Breakdown's arms spinning in circles. trust me im sane!!

i am going to add a 'keep reading' to keep the rest of you unsuspecting mortals saner than me! /lh

okay! so here are some notes i made throughout the day, edited to sound more coherent and structured because i was loosing my marbles today! (these are about the alignment chart btw!)

tarantulas... evil? i'd say true neutral or something because he just wants to be alone, not cause anyone any trouble. leave my guy alone he just wants to do science!!

skullcruncher... chaotic evil? has he even had a voiced line??

grimlock - well, we haven't seen him, either. maybe this hints at his personality? i haven't seen many grimlocks yet (bits and pieces of cyberverse, RiD2015 and G1) but he's always seemed more chaotic than lawful, or just in the middle. eh, what do i know?

the most lawful good character i can think of in earthspark is Optimus, or if you asked me to think fast and name an LG character, optimus would come before bumblebee, that's for sure. i've seen lots of people say - and honestly this sounds very likely - that optimus is being isolated from other transformers by GHOST, so they can manipulate him. perhaps that would/ will shift him away from LG?

before we get onto my main event - Breakdown, of course, anyone surprised? - i'd like to quickly say i'd love one of these for the humans!! it'd be cool i think. calling that agent Croft would be lawful evil, or even neutral/ true evil.

okay, fasten your seatbelts, you're in for a ride! maybe. a ride of my rambles!!

it seems that this chart, for better or worse, had defined the good-evil scale as an autobot-decepticon scale. fair enough, that could be the basic idea.out of the three neutral characters, we have one we've seen nothing of (however, grim still has his autobot badge, so he's not with GHOST. maybe he's more of a rouge from the autobots, not decepticons?), we have megatron (who switched sides onto the side of 'good' - autobots and later GHOST, but that's falling apart pretty fast ain't it?) and breakdown (whose heart seems in racing more than fighting).

based on that, the alignment chart could be:

good - autobot/ main characters who are obviously good

neutral - rouges, side-switchers and unenthusiastic fighters

evil - decepticons lmao.

alright, alright, but what about BD??

here's my line of reasoning: if he's dead, why has he been on both the new things released? there's a lot of characters missing from the poster - hashtag, nightshade (who's on the chart), jawbreaker and tarantulas (who, despite being put as NE, did the Maltos more good than breakdown.) etc etc. so, why put a dead man on these two new releases?

if whoever was making this alignment chart was just 'ticking boxes', so to speak, and needed a CN character, why breakdown? okay, so who else could be classed as chaotic neutral?

if our scale here truly is autobot - rouges/ side-switchers/ whatever breakdown's loyalty is - decepticon, who could be neutral?

it's kinda a short list, but here it is:

sky warp and nova storm no longer work for the decepticons. it even sounded like they considered joining the autobots, but (curiously sounding in episode 9/10) didn't for fear of ghost. technically, they're former decepticons who would take a better chance if it was presented to them. on the scale, that might be considered neutral. and they certainly have an air of chaos

laserbeak and frenzy, mostly for those same reasons. yes, they do currently (? well, last we saw, anyway) work for mandroid, but they're former decepticons and they're very chaotic. additionally, from a realistic point of view, they're more likely to be alive than breakdown. we didn't see their limbs hanging around, they're small, and laserbeak and fly. they'd get out of that brawl no trouble! therefore, if breakdown is dead, laserbeak and frenzy could have been placed in CN.

here's the conclusion i wrote down: Breakdown is alive! why would he be in the poster, and on the chart, if he's dead? what the heck would be the point of that?? especially becuase he's so popular...

oh? what's this? i haven't mentioned arms yet? well, i'd hate to disappoint. here goes!

in both the new images, one of his arms (the left one, which was seen hanging in mandroid's lair) is out of sight. unfortunately, my digging has lead me to the conclusion that the image from the chart is not new, it's from the moment when breakdown leaps, transforms, and attacks GHOST agents.

note the red lights underneath his torso, and behind the letters. apologies for the awful episode screenshot!

the angle and zoom on the chart made this hell to pinpoint, and i still don't feel perfectly confident, especially due to his head's angle - something just feels off about the images, but maybe if i'd pinpointed it better it'd make more sense. and obviously the above images are not perfectly pinpointed, but it was hard to find a frame where it wasn't all blurry! maybe someone can get a cleaner image?

the image from the poster, though, it's bugging me. he's literally a few pixels on it, but...

that other arm is bailing me out here! as far as i saw during ep 14, i didn't see him raise his arm like that, but that could be just me. also, here's a shot from later in episode 14:

it has paint scratches on, and because the poster-breakdown is a few pixels, i can't really see if there's scratches there, but there might be a little bit of discolouration in similar places. so, either the poster is like... an unused image, or the paint is there (painting... knockout?) or (so??) it is a new image. whoohoo! he'd... be alive, then??!!

and would it really be one of my rambles without a little diagram?

no i cant do proportions. next question--

anyway, i'm sure i've missed something, or made a massive leap, but it's been chewing away at my mind all day, so enjoy! feel free to point out stuff that i have missed/ assumed. thanks for reading :)

@transformers-earthspark, you seem to enjoy my madness. /lh here's more overanalysing!

(funfact: i have been rambling about this to my family. my dad joked about a wanted/ missing poster...)

the search continues i guess!

#transformers earthspark #earthspark #earthspark theories #tfe #tfe breakdown #earthspark breakdown #maccadam #transformers earthspark spoilers #earthspark spoilers #just in case i guess? its stuff from the newer eps so #will i ever stop all these theories?!

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shirogane-oushirou · 3 months

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AAAAAAAAAAA RO!!! BESTIE!!!! YOUR TAGS ARE DESTROYING ME RN /POS

I just had to send you an ask in response because oouughghghhhh... my feels... 🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

I actually never realized how much I look like Java until I put our faces next to each other on that moodboard!!! The resemblance between us is so uncanny - but maybe that's why they've been giving me such good gender vibes lately ☺️ Amber resembles me quite a bit as well according to another friend, which is awesome to hear as an aspiring non-human shapeshifting critter!! Seriously, I'm so thrilled that you guys see it, too!! My gender euphoria levels shot THROUGH THE ROOF when you told me that...!!!

YOUR COMPLIMENTS ON MY PHOTO TOO... *SNIFF*... 😭🫂💖 I really love how my glasses look on me!! Last time I went to the optometrist, I tried to pick frames that I felt suited me, and that happened to take me into the men's section!! My mom was a bit confused by it, but those frames spoke to me right away 🥰 I didn't care that they were supposed to be frames for prescription sunglasses!! Besides, my lenses tint in the sunlight anyway so 😎✨️✨️✨️

I saw the tags you left on my art comm too, and I SO AGREE WITH YOU. I TOTALLY GET IT. I have a ton of Rockstar gifs and screenshots saved to a folder, and I adore the shit outta them all, but... ever since I discovered my guy's gender identity, if he doesn't have scruffy facial hair or a fuzzy chest patch, or those soft, hairy limbs... or his precious top surgery scars that he's so proud of?? He feels kinda like a different Cookie to me LOL

Basically, if he ain't hairy, transmasc or genderfluid, then he ain't my husband 😌💖✨️✨️ I think my version of him really suits the voice he has in C.R.K too!! A rough, rugged old man with passion and energy to spare, but who's finally starting to settle down a bit, too... he's not quitting the rock scene, not by a long shot - but he is a bit more inclined to blow things off and disappear if Java needs him (or if he misses them enough ☺️💖). He's an absolute menace in such a playful way, and I'm so attached to him, honestly... my handsome rock beauty 🥰💖💖💖💖

AAAAAAAAAAANYWAYS. This has been my involuntary Rockstar Supremacy ted talk!! Thank you for attending since you had no choice 🤣 /lh

And as always, I appreciate your tags and comments on my stuff!! I get so happy and flappy when I see that you rbed my stuff cuz I get to read all your awesome thoughts, hehe 🤗✨️

♡• @rockstars-babe •♡

NO IT'S SO REAL THO!!!! i pogged when i saw your face next to java's akjsndfkjnsf like?????? oh they're LITERALLY just reffie ok ok ok LMAO. and i can definitely see you in amber too!!!! idk i just feel like your s/is fit you so clearly despite having such drastically different designs, it's Wild!!!

god, i really need to take that approach when i start looking into getting new frames sometime soon ;;; that's such a nice way of thinking about it. like. if you're going to put that much investment into something you're expecting to wear for a number of years straight, may as well get some that are cool as shit KJNDFKJN and have the most comfortable vibes, gender be damned.

it's so odd, bc i've mostly known rockstar through you, and 90% of the time it's been CRK rockstar... but as soon as you really 'discovered' him, it's like a switch flipped ksjndf. it just fits him so well!! and i'd especially trust that view from someone who knows as much about him as you clearly do, from all of your talk about the new game >:)

and the voice thing!!!!! that's so odd too!!!!! when i was doing that "give me a series and i'll find an f/o" ask game, i listened to a couple of his voice lines for curiosity's sake. and his voice was like... it felt like it could grow on me, but his visual image and his voice were just a little... out of sync? if that makes sense? they weren't quite lining up w each other. but as SOON as you posed the topless comm of him i was like :0 OH. THIS IS WHO THAT VOICE BELONGS TO. JKNASFKJN.

i love reading your gushes about him; you have SUCH passion for him and for everyone who makes up your cookie family with and around him. 😭 it's why i like to really consider what i say in the tags; i want to match that energy! and it's why i look forward to when YOU rb stuff!!! you put just as much passion into appreciating everyone else's ships!! you just have so much passion in general and it's something i admire about you 🥺🥺🥺

(though i would 100% be behind if you decided to not pressure yourself so much KJNSDKFJN ;; you're dealing with so much outside of selfshipping, and you should feel able to come on here and Just Chill without feeling like you have to put 200% effort into replies and tags ;w; )

#sorry if this is ramble-y i am very eepy and out of it KJSNDFKJN.#fr tho i've read this ask a number of times now and i get so happy seeing you express your love for your f/os. all of 'em.#you've put so much of yourself into your s/is and your f/os and the worlds they all inhabit; it's comforting to see how much love #you put in and how that mirrors all of that love back towards yourself! that's that Good Shit!!! 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻#idk ilu (/pl) and appreciate you so much and love seeing you around as you show your love for your beloveds!!!! 💕😊#how many times can i say love in one tag KJANSD ;;;#📌 [ my posts. ]#[ asks. ]#[ oomfies ; reffie. ]

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grapecaseschoices · 4 months

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But I'm glad you're having such a fine time, who is your tav going for?

I do have some problems with the game, but overall it's fun to play. Probably wyll or laezel. Initially I was gonna go for shadowheart bcs I really liked her character design and my tav also hs that similar kind of dry sarcastic sense of humour. But after having her for a while in my party, she got on my nerves real quick. I tried out some races and she almost always had something to say about it. Im not thst far into it and I like astarion but the fact that he can leave ur party if ur character kicks him in the nuts sent me and now I can't take him seriously. I think my tav enjoys messing around with him. I just keep throwing spells at him and reviving him and he hasn't left yet so he's a trooper. 😂

I was playing as a tiefling originally but they kept having stuff to say about them being a tiefling and it got kinda annoying so I changed it to something else. /lh 💀

Playing as a Sorcerer is so much fun I can just make shit explode. Idk how to use astarion though, I just make him throw arrows and hide, he doesn't really do much in fights, but he's funny so I keep him around. I might get rid of shadowheart, but she's also a cleric and provides good heals so idk. She's so fine but she's really got a poll stuck up her ass so idk. Some of the remarks she makes about certain races and some of her actions towards a certain character because they are that race (don't wanna spoil it) just kind of put me off especially with her being white. I'm aware it's fantasy and stuff and I haven't finished the story, but anyways we'll see, maybe she'll get better. 😅

Wyll is my fave so far, he's super underrated!! I do wish there were more romance options of color though. I think so far I've only met one which is Wyll. 😭😭

sorry for the late response! i have not been my best the past weekend!

I do have some problems with the game, but overall it's fun to play.

Me a salty, hater: Feel free to share~~

. I tried out some races and she almost always had something to say about it. Im not thst far into it and I like astarion but the fact that he can leave ur party if ur character kicks him in the nuts sent me and now I can't take him seriously.

DOES SHE?? I have done an half-orc but she hasn't said anything?? Unless I wasn't paying attention. Who does she say shit for? I know Giths for sure, and I imagine drows. Also ROFLMAO. I mean TBF TO HIM! hahaha

I was playing as a tiefling originally but they kept having stuff to say about them being a tiefling and it got kinda annoying so I changed it to something else. /lh 💀

omgoodness. the druids right? omg so like i have a druid tief and i thought it might be like double the fun bc of the grove, but whew. literally every breath like: WOW YOU DEVIL YOURE SO EDUCATED FOR A A DEVIL. WOW HAHA DEVIL. it's like dude. 1. not a devil 2. heard the joke the first three times, ain't yall tired? so far proving to be worse for my half-drow but havent made it far.

Idk how to use astarion though, I just make him throw arrows and hide, he doesn't really do much in fights, but he's funny so I keep him around. I might get rid of shadowheart, but she's also a cleric and provides good heals so idk. She's so fine but she's really got a poll stuck up her ass so idk. Some of the remarks she makes about certain races and some of her actions towards a certain character because they are that race (don't wanna spoil it) just kind of put me off especially with her being white. I'm aware it's fantasy and stuff and I haven't finished the story, but anyways we'll see, maybe she'll get better. 😅

i mean he's good for picking locks. that was actually his sole purpose for me for the longest. then is tarted respecing him/multiclasing him thus he became my lock picker AND my arrow man in certain PTs. or my arrow man/shadow man. i am sure i dont use that to the full potential bc i am such a newb but wte. so you're not alone.

lmao i mean if you get a paladin or a druid or you multiclass someone else ... but honestly i havent really dealt with her racism outside of lae'zel -- which i do admit really annoys me. lmao. i remember i had a PT where it was lae'zel that saved her but she gave all the credit to astarion and im like ....... is this a glitch or is she just that ... bad re: giths. and nah, it's still annoying. the fantasy racism.

also i feel i under use my sorcerers bc im still figuring out the meta magic stuff but i do like them. are you wild magic then? both mine [i ended up respecing my durge to multiclass paladin and sorcerer] are dragon ancestory bc everyone and the mom says its best and also bc im a sucker for that shit.

Wyll is my fave so far, he's super underrated!! I do wish there were more romance options of color though. I think so far I've only met one which is Wyll. 😭😭

He is LITERALLY the only one. I know people wnat to include Karlach bc of what Larian did with her features [some people said she was modled after Gemma Chan] but I do not, because her voice actress is white. IDC. She is white. She a white woman who got surgery. Blame Z----l, if it makes yall feel better. She got a fetish or something. But Karlach is WHITE.

But Wyll is. [You know why. But also because Larian gives him so little but ... YOU KNOW WHY.]

It is one of my many issues with the game.

#grapecase answers #grapecase plays bg3 #long post #anon

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leafcabbage · 10 months

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Watching y'all talk about sneeg's and ranboo's friendship in both the hunger games au and now apparently in drdi it's so funny to me cuz I barely ever seen the guy so every time I hear tall going on about them the only thing that pops in my head is their origins skin (I wanted to sent a pic but internet ain't interneting)

So you got this tall ass, sleep deprived, scrunkly and/or been dragged to hell and back looking teenager and then BOOM lancer from fucking deltarun.

LMAO thats really funny. tbh at this point lancer deltarune could just show up in ranboos life and theyd be like. fine. fucking fine. sure. this is happening. fine... in fact they could go through the entirety of undertale and be like. sure whatever.

dont worry you will love sneeg. because i say so (/lh). he is my oc now. genuinely hes odd because like..... i guess i could say im pulling from origins or whatever, i did give him his axolotl, but honestly. honestly. hes kinda my oc. he made his way into other aus i had with someone and then i went. well i need him in drdi. i took sneeg. took all his traits. and said "this is my oc his name is also sneeg and he acts like that guy but different backstory and everything dw"

#cabbage answers #space-mothkid

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maxemilianverstappen · 2 years

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Are people here who claim to be Seb fans even his fans lmao... I followed blogs in hopes there'd be photos/gifs of Seb and discussions of his career... Had to unfollow a bunch of them after one them typed out a whole ass essay mentioning how the two drivers have become friends overcoming their rivalry and even though Seb got beaten... And I was like hold up, I didn't know Seb has only been in the sport since 2015 when he started driving for Ferrari, and that F1 has only existed since 2014, because according to quiet a few Tumblr users there is only one driver capable of winning races🥴 like darling, some of us saw Sebastian Vettel win 4 championships in one of the most competitive eras of the sport while fighting off multiple world champions, including the driver you think is unbeatable lol, and on a grid where the difference in pace between the top 3 and sometimes top4 was less than 4-5 tenths of a second, and not like the hybrid era, where even this year while Mercedes and Red Bull were within a tenth of each other on most race weekends, everyone else behind them was slower by over half a second... like with most of these Seb's fans or those who claim to also be Seb fans, I feel like they also probably believe the bullshit the media has fed the audience... Literally saw someone claiming to be his fan quoting Fernando Alonso from his interview with Lee McKenzie in 2013, and I was like babes, nando was just jealous and talking out of his ass, why are you using that as the parameter to judge someone you claim to be a fan of??

Most of these people are definitely here for the grid dad vibes lol, and to fetishize him, like I wouldn't wanna kink shame people, but if the entirety of your Sebastian Vettel fan existence is just making him an object of your own shipping fantasies, and then acting all baffled and offended when he does not give fodder to your delusional ship, then may as well not call yourself a Seb fan blog and confuse people into following you.

Most of them just gave me brain rot, and it was even more hilarious seeing some of them type out PSAs about how they don't agree with what Seb has to say and give him a benefit of doubt, and he is saying it because he was a RB driver... And I am like, man he just named the driver he'd like to see win the championship, why are you lot acting like he has just given a statement on something worldly important that is problematic and is harming a community? Get a grip... Team LH and Sewis ain't any minority 🤭

And the buffoons saying he is jealous, sorry honey, my man wanted to fulfill his childhood dream of winning a championship with Ferrari, and not statpad wins and poles, and rejected Mercs advances in 2017/18&19, with a signed pre-contract being thrown in the bin... He is much happier and content with driving for the team he wanted to since he was a kid, and not for a team that comes in and leaves the sport depending on the head start they can get over the others so they can build dominant machines and lobby regulations according to their whims.

Anon, absolutely all this and then some more!! I am sure most of these people are new fans who have no idea what the hell has gone down between Seb and all his rivals in the past. Or if they really claim to know it all, then they just don't care about it and ship people for the aesthetics and brownie woke points of it.

Look, I seem like I am hating on those Seb bloggers and the sudden Seb supporting LH fans because S/ewis is popular here and I don't like one part of the pairing due to reasons. True, this is a reason, but not the main one. I hate some other Seb pairings just as much, but most of the Seb bloggers from that side and the ''sudden Seb supporting LH fans'' are creating a narrative and not only believing it but also are serving it as the truth to the other new fans. And that's a huge disservice to Seb and how he actually must be feeling after everything that has ever happened.

They ignore history, they ignore blatant happenings of today and past and say that "They are the bestest of friends on the grid because Seb supports BLM and Lgtbq+ and environmental causes" as if the guy doesn't have enough brains to figure stuff out on his own or just can't support his colleague without being chummy chummy with him.

They say "Seb and Lewis look out for each other/protect each other/get angry for each other's sake" This one really requires some insanity to be mixed in. They say "They are the best bromance that ever happened" No Jan, they aren't even friends as they repeated many times and 2017-2018 seasons were quite nasty, but you need to read/watch some pre/post race interviews but you don't care, I know.

They say "They are together every race weekend and they must be meeting up out of the paddock, too." I think they are mistaking Lh with Kimi 😬 Oh, but Kimi's existence and his real bromance and friendship and history doesn't fit into their narrative, so they pretend Kimi doesn't exist.

The LH fans say they like Seb as Lewis' only rival. Sure Jan, because for reasons Seb wasn't able to win that fucking 2018 title, so he is harmless now and of fucking course he is his best rival. Btw, you should go eat Fernando and Nico's asses... They say they like Seb, but they post Seb's pics together with Lh's and body shame him because of his hair and pecs just like they did to Max. They love him until he says he supports the other driver for the title fight. Meanwhile the Seb blogs side ignore what Seb said and how much rapport is between him and Max in their previous encounters and even feel possibly ashamed of it, ahahaha. Fuck...

Fuck I really hate this. I am so sick of their narrative and so sick of it being force fed down my throat. Shows the power of demagogy. So, I am only following a handful of Seb bloggers now.

#can't deal with this shit #think whatever you think of me

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Ok I know the vent post is meant to be serious but I had only just woken up from a nap and brain was still in sluggish sleepy-headed mode. My thoughts will often wander off, wondering about this or that, coming up with rather surreal and/or nonsense thoughts, and so on.

I'd like to quickly clarify that I DID take the post seriously and that I am not, like, trying to downplay what you said at all.

Anyway, uh, after reading all of that, my brain couldn't help but focus on what you said about Punk Pico, wondering "wait does that mean he can't die either? like as in can't die no matter what or will he simply revive on his own after a bit?" and... uhm... it started off admittedly mostly serious. Won't go into the details of how, uh, graphic my imagination got there. I ain't bothered myself since I'm very desensitized to that sort of shit, but I know the same can't be said for others. I will say, however, that Punk Pico, despite all the terrible scenarios my mind imagined him going through, was able to somehow always retain that smirk. Hell, in some scenarios he actually insulted/taunted whoever was putting him through such pain, even laughed mockingly at them too. All I have to say is on this is just "damn not even death can shut him up /lh".

But then my mind started to wander off a little more, like, "huh I wonder how would normal people react to this. I doubt many would react all too well to him still somehow alive despite being freaking decapitated or him getting back off as if he wasn't shot in the head" and "Huh. I wonder, would he actually use this ability to his own advantage at times?" and, well, many things tbh but I shall only mention those two since, uh, this is already getting long enough as it is lmao.

Anyway, my imagination proceeded to give me more and more amusing scenarios. I won't list them all since, wow, too many here, but I shall share some of my favorites.

Punk Pico is seemingly killed by a headshot from some murderous asshole in a store, resulting in screams from everyone around. ONLY FOR EVERYONE INCLUDING THE ASSHOLE TO FREAK OUT MORE WHEN PICO, RATHER THAN BEING DEAD AS EXPECTED, RETORTS THAT HE DEALT WITH WORSE THAN THAT AND SIMPLY GETS UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. Oh, and normal Otis arrives a little later cuz cops were called and the poor guy has a near heart attack when Pico (actually Punk Pico, but guy doesn't realize this right away) comes up to him WITH A FUCKING BULLET HOLE RIGHT IN HIS FOREHEAD and nonchalantly complains to him about this dickward shooting him in the head, either oblivious to the reaction or doesn't really think much of it.

Punk Pico gets shot in the head by normal Pico who was in the middle of a freakout. This one admittedly started off rather serious, but it doesn't STAY like that. Anyway, normal Pico realizes what he has done and starts to freakout even more because, well, y'know, he accidentally shot another person in the head while he wasn't in his right state of mind- only for all of that to come to a complete halt when, rather than being DEAD like ANYONE ELSE WOULD BE HERE, Punk Pico wryly drolls out something along the lines of "hey no worries I dealt with much worse than that" and Pico just. STARES AT HIM LIKE WTF. Then Punk Pico makes this snarky comment and Pico just. gives him this look of complete exasperation.

Punk Pico informs normal Keith of his ability and gremlin wonders if that means he could safely try out some sexual stuff that seems too dangerous to do and... uh... I shall not go into details on this cuz- have you ever seen how ridiculous some hentai can get? Think of that except it's too much even for the likes of Keith and yet Punk Pico took it all completely in stride. Oh, and normal Pico happens to walk in on them, like, specifically while Keith powerbottoming the other ginger after all of that mess, and ginger man gives both of them this utterly done look. Both suggest he should join in on the fun and Pico just. you can just FEEL his soul wanting to descend/ascend from pure doneness alone lmao.

Punk Pico informs the NG duo of his ability. Darnell and Nene WANT to call bullshit on this because there's no way he has to be bluffing and yet the two don't sense anything off. Like, not that they're lie detectors or anything there, but they can usually tell when someone is bullshitting them or not when it comes to stuff like this- and yet Punk Pico- he spoke as if it's actually true and not him simply bullshitting them. So they eventually dare him to prove to them and Punk Pico is just "lol ok sure why not" then reaches up to his head AND FUCKING TWISTS IT AROUND, BREAKING HIS OWN NECK. Yet rather than falling lifelessly to the ground as expected, he remains standing and very much alive. Darnell and Nene are just like "holy shit dude that's actually rather sick lol". Oh, and normal Pico is there too, standing off to the side staring at the three all like WTF.

There you go! Hope you enjoyed these scenarios my sleepy-almost-drunk-like waking mind thought up! Also wowie this got way too long here SORRY ABOUT THAT LOL

Punk Pico is a straight up zombie, without the grotesque features. Even most of the scars that are left behind from healing eventually fade away. He's always ready for a fuckin beating, even if it would kill any other person

He can be out of commission for awhile if he lost a limb, but he'll be fine after some time. No longer than a day.

#btw I don't mind some details either. unless it includes stuff like v/omit #or particularly detailed torture. like the kinda torture true psychopaths do to victims #but losing a limb or head or whatever? fine by me #I'm like this hc ngl #makes sense for me. I literally beat him with a baseball bat in my mind #I accept the cocky attitude too. but only if he sounds a lil hoarse during it

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