#bg3 shenanigans

[nookstan]

what's this ship name. sharlach? kardowheart???? anyway i saw this picture and immediately thought of them

#my art #digital art #fanart #csp #clip studio paint #art #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #karlach #karlach bg3 #shadowheart #shadowheart bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 shart #bg3 karlach #bg3 shenanigans

[shadowkira]

Karheart with Karlach's new kiss

#Karheart #Shadowlach #Karlach Cliffgate #Shadowheart #BG3 #Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 Shenanigans #I had a rough night last night so THIS being their first kiss had me melting. This kiss is so good.

[skeleton-chef]

Y’all what if the Dark Urge didn’t realize that the Butler only talked to them and they just assumed that he showed up for everyone. Like the Dark Urge just offhandedly mentions

“Oh ya the butler told me to do that”

And everyone at camp is just like, what butler?

“You know the one who shows up and tells me to kill people. He gave me my dope cape. You know the butler”

And everyone is just staring at Durge just horrified as durge realizes this is not a universal experience.

#bg3 #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 tav #bg3 karlach #bg3 durge #bg3 dark urge #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #bg3 wyll #bg3 oc #bg3 spoilers #bg3 halsin #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 shenanigans

[rajamitsu]

The sound I made when I saw Astarion’s disapproval notice at this bit…

#bg3 #bg3 shenanigans #bg3 act 3 #bg3 spoilers #just a sidequest but still #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 tav #Tav cab #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #astarion #karlach #tara the tressym #yes I make Gale wear a floppy wizard hat

[shxugx]

my druid: *summons a dryad* *summons scratch* *summons fire elemental* *summons 2 ice mephits* *summons Us*

my dryad: *summons a wood woad*

halsin: *summons a water elemental*

astarion: *summons fey familiar*

shadowheart: 👁️👄👁️ ➖👄➖ 👁️👄👁️

#baldur's gate 3 #summoning my mini army #druid halsin #druid tav #astarion #shadowheart #scratch #bg3 shenanigans #was testing how many i could have at once #and the answer is yes #i’m surrounded by idiots #-shadowheart probably

[hexed-padlock]

So I completed Curse of Strahd over a year and a half ago. I was just thinking about how my Tav, a white dragonborn named Iudex, can actually be my old D&D character Clatter the Kenku. Clatter was always impulsive and it’d make sense if they died during an adventure because they got cocky. So now it’s canon that Iudex was a Kenku back in their Barovia days. They died around a couple years after killing Strahd because of their own idiocy, got revived through the Reincarnate spell, and a few months later found themselves kidnapped by mindflayers.

Imagine Iudex’s reaction, whose adventuring career peaked at slaying Count Strahd Von Zarovich himself, learned that Astarion is a vampire spawn- how Astarion was mistreated and abused, and how he doesn’t believe anyone could kill Cazador.

Now they gotta face Cazador and Iudex is just completely trying not to name drop Strahd or their old name and party. Like “oh look at this loser. He’s got nothing on that Dread Lord I killed lol”

Anyway, post-Cazador and maybe post-game discussions with the party where Iudex off-handedly comments “If I had a gold for every time I killed a (tyrannical) Vampire Lord and an evil ‘god’ within the same week, I’d have two gold” and Strahd’s name is casually dropped somewhere there. Cue the party absolutely losing their shit. They don’t believe Iudex of course, and Iudex nonchalantly calls up this lich (her Barovia party’s wizard) who has taken up residence in Castle Ravenloft.

Other fun facts about my Tav:

Iudex’s patron is Neferon himself lol- this was before I tweaked their backstory to include the reincarnation bit. But now it’s just funny.

Clatter nearly died several times during her time in Barovia because she had zero brain to mouth filter. They learned from this of course, and is now very careful as Iudex though will still blow up if someone insults them.

Iudex fucked around somewhere and swapped their class from Druid to Warlock because “New body, new me” and made a whole backstory they tell everyone about never being able to wield magic so they made a deal with a powerful devil when in reality they’re just blackmailing Neferon somewhat.

#baldurs gate 3 #tav bg3 #bg3 #curse of strahd #reincarnate spell dnd #bg3 shenanigans #bg3 tav #astarion ancunin #vampires #strahd von zarovich

[fleethall]

just hanging with the bros

#bg3 shenanigans #and so begins the chronicles of ketchup and mustard

[ineadhyn]

There's surprisingly many chairs in the Last Light's Inn

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 shenanigans

[marimosalad]

BG3 spoilers ahead!

After killing Lae’zel in self-defense (okay, I did attack her but she was threatening me with murder-suicide) and looting her of everything down to Shadowheart’s undies (👀) Astarion can’t even be bothered to look up from his book like

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 playthrough #Astarion stuff #baldur’s gate iii #bg3 #astarion #bg3 shenanigans #bg3 astarion

[shadowkira]

Please provide me with the heterosexual explanation for this.

#“Yours is a face I'd remember” Karlach honey how are you either super fucking smooth or incredibly bad at talking to anyone attractive. #BG3 Shenanigans #Karheart #Shadowlach

[dansemacabredarling]

I am wheezing; why did they do the Death Shepherd like that?

#there's just so much going on here #the pose the faceplant just what #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #bg3 shenanigans

[rajamitsu]

Finished Astarion’s quest. While Cab isn’t romancing him (she’s with Gale), they are BFFs in the “Nobody gets to mess with them except me!” sense. …and, yes, they absolutely did this.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 shenanigans #bg3 act 3 #bg3 tav #tav #cab tav #bg3 astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic

[guildwarsgirl]

Astarion friendzoned me. So my friend, being the loyal bestie that she is, literally decided to smack him 🤣

I've started a solo playthrough to test to see if I can get him, apparently my approval wasn't high enough, but then again his approval in Act 1 can be a bitch. So bestie and I have decided to reroll, with me making my ranger and romancing Gale.

@redarmygrif You're still awesome for smacking the shit out of Astarion 🤣 You didn't have to!

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 shenanigans #my friend is the best #here's hoping i can romance Gale

[fereldensheroes]

...The hag just stepped on one of her own exploding flowers. She didn't even get a chance to offer me a deal. What.

#bg3 shenanigans #ooc

[eepy-bells]

His ass is never touching a violin again

#his notes r dying #HELP #my tav #bg3 #bg3 shenanigans