#blah names are hard

[britneyshakespeare]

Norton Anthology of Doin Your Mom

#i was looking in the library today at the norton anthology of english literature (either fourth or fifth edition) #and i was like 'what is the date of this book? this looks older than the used norton anthology of poetry i saw in a shop the other day' #'and i think that was a later edition--' #but i got it confused. i saw a 1994 edition of the norton anthology of poetry. #(i own the 1983 norton anthology of poetry. i got it for $3.99 at savers four years ago) #so the fifth edition of the norton anthology of ENGLISH LITERATURE. might've been older #text post #i can't believe i'd mix those up. but to me when i'm in the early-modern english section of the library im really only giving a shit #about poetry. so if i see 'literature' that better just be poetry. none of that prose bull crap! #my brain conflated it with what i would rather have been looking at #so then i skimmed through 'the women poets in english' (1972) compiled by ann stafford #oh no wait. stanford. #i had to look this book up to get the editor correct and google was no use so i had to go to the library catalogue. ugh. #that looked interesting but eventually i checked out a book id been meaning to read for awhile #triumphal forms: structural patterns in elizabethan poetry (1970) by alistair fowler #oh wait. alastair* #blah names are hard #because those of you who know me know there's nothing i like more than structural patterns and elizabethan poetry #just. nothing on this earth. #leaving my husband for a sonnet by john donne. bye

[bandsanitizer]

in all honestly tho I respect people who like heartbreak girl or easier or don’t stop, especially when it comes down to it being this is my first 5sos song how am I not suppose to feel a way about it bc there is something incredibly special about the moment when you go oh this is it and as much as it’s like yes I am personally tired of this song over the others in their discography also it didn’t age well, I also get it. there’s a moment when you know and if there’s a particular song tied to that then all the love to you and it. I’m glad it’s gotten the live performances and different versions it has. I’m glad there’s part of integral to the band as well.

#alison speaks? #like i don’t usually do disclaimers but i feel like i need one #just cos i know i’ll make a lot of fun of the other tracks on self titled 1 this year #if we’re being transparent try hard was my first 5sos song #and i’m like emotionally attached to it even if i don’t listen to it much #so i get it and in the name of the whole cringe culture blah blah blah (not negative i just dk what to call it) #i just wanted to say #THAT SAID #some of yall (/nbh) making a scene about them playing or not playing heartbreak girl needs to stop going forward thank you #5sos

[localpizza-bot]

Learning to draw him just to annoy that one friend from the debate post >:)

hell nah chemicals in the water denting the wildlife

#Blah blah scribbles from me #With the patented terrible camera quality and weird lighting issues #Boniapiateet #TMNT #Mutant Mayhem #uh so I still know like viltch about this franchise overall lol but I do like to look at older designs when drawing characters #So uh that’s why some things are changed #Anyway #am I supposed to tag the name with the series title #Uhhhh idk tagging hard lol bye

[wavetapper]

#difficulty names are just examples replace with beginner/normal/hyper/another whatever you want #also i knowww difficulty names dont matter as much as the number/scale the game uses blah blah you know ehat i mean though #anyway i usually start with hard. or whatever the second hardest chart for a particular song is. like unless im really #unfamiliar with the mechanics then im usually safe most games play around the same #i get bored if i play normal/easy i get scared if i play expert. such is life. ill allow myself to fail once at the start #and then adjust my range from there. if im at an arcade playing a game for the first time i usually put like. the extra 20 credit #chunks in there to get a premium/standard start anyway to guarantee my 3 songs. i go light start once i know my range #so i can pick my songs smarter

[floydsteeth]

Rio as a dad brainrot is still brainrotting so now im thinking about it alot but because I'm shit at thinking about families I'm rolling a d6 to see how many kids he & ciel have

#It's easier then putting alot of thought into it #That way I get a number to work around #Blah #Oh wait them I need to think of names #Names are hard :(

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I love 😍😘😆 being dead 🪦🥀 named 🏷 by my mother 👩‍🍼👩‍🍼👩‍👦👩‍👦in front of ‼️‼️ people 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️who previously only knew my chosen name 😍😍🥳🥳😆😆🤩🤩😝😝🤗🤗

#my quote on quote self labeled “”“”“”supportive“”“”“” mother who has had YEARS to get used to my name #this woman has not shown a shread of supprot literally ever she just doesnt want to be labelled as transphobic or homophobic #both of which she is ☝🏻 but claims shes allowed to be because im ruining the plan she had for my life 🥺🥺 #shes in mourning (direct quote) dont you know #I CAME OUT MULTIPLE YEARS AGO BITCH PLEASE #YOU JUST WANT ME TO TAKE IT BACK #lmaaoo she doesnt know im starting hormones soon 🤭🤭 #gonna get myself disowned at this rate #she literally stormed out the house when i first came out and then cried about how hard this was on her #and then got mad when my friends asked if she was supportive and i didnt reply with a resounding yes 💀 #she wants points for not kicking me out 👍🏻 i mean im obviously glad she didnt kick me out but uh #doesnt mean youre being supportive babe #she loves to yell my deadname and she pronouns at me when shes mad at me 🥰🥰 and thinks shes justified in it #and i dont mean just yelling and she deadnames me while yelling #i mean shell literally be standing there say something and repeat 'she' over and over again #like if my brothers there or something she'll talk to them and refer to me like “she - SHE SHHEE said blah blah!” or smin like that lmaaoo #so super duper fun #transgender #not to be dramatic and trauma-y on main im sorry guys 💀 #im just back home with my mother and that always causes suffering

[angelmichelangelo]

i am having the most crappiest day today. and then someone was rude about my little sister at work :-( going into the sewers and never coming back out i think

#i feel so ill i have the worst flu #and then the office clerk decided to be an asshole because my sister wanted to leave work 5 minutes early to catch the bus #and he was racist about it!! deliberately pronouncing her name wrong when it’s not that hard!!!! good gravy! #i hate people so much some times. i am sick and miserable blah #anyway……….. #someone send me stuff to cheer me up i am in need of it lol

[fatuifucker]

its been a day and i still am upset about that interaction with that person they literally didnt do anything wrong but i keep thinking about 4th grade me getting excited when someone likes the same thing as me only for me to not impress them and then i go back home crying and wondering why i have no friends

#surprisingly. i dont have many internet friends because most of my friendships with former mutuals are superficial! #and im tired of investing into friendships like those #other friendships just ended just because #and its just very hard for me personally to find friends on tumblr because im very particular about writing #i dont read fanfics anymore because some of them are really just people writing a short paragraph and slapping down several names on it #he'll fuck you until ur crying blah blah blah followed by a list of names from different fandoms like gtfo w that shit #other times its just not it to me ig #i hate a lot of my fics here i absolutely despise my most recent scara fic its so bad #and im not saying this to buy pity or wtv im very honest about this kind of thing #fuck like i cant do art #i dont fit in w the shippers because im particular about my ship tastes #i dont fit in w the self inserts because of that as well #like tf am iiii everyone around me has friends on tumblr and is doing great stuff here #ive been growing this blog for 3 years and have reached 3 thousand followers and it still feels like im alone #tw rant #tw vent

[immarainbowpatooie]

Honestly the best Herobrine fanfiction I've ever read was on deviantART.

#Honestly it's so hard to find good fics that are actually centered around him #herobrine #blah #I don't remember the name of the fic but I know it had an influence on me #hopefully it still exists #nightmare to find herobrine fics on ff.net (he's not an official character so he can't be listed) #and since ao3 is a newer site it's content is kinda lacking #since herobrine peaked before it got more active

[spaghetti-machete]

mirabel garlick sounds like a straight rip-off of magrat garlick, superior of Witches Whose Last Name Is Garlick, First Name Begins With An M

#discworld #discworld witches #magrat garlick #mirabel garlick #hogwarts #hogwarts legacy #like seriously. how fucking uninventive #how uninventive do you have to be #to take one of the discworld witches and only *minorly* change her name lol #yeah mirabel is “hot” blah blah but do you have respect for the original try-hard herbalist magrat garlick? #do you have respect for a woman who plaits daisies in her hair every morning knowing they'll all have wilted by noon? #if your herbalist isn't a bit cringe. then my guy. what are you doing

[silvaruslupus]

It's not 2024 for me (yet) but maybe this next year I'll finally finish and actually publish a fanfic. I've head written tons of them throughout the years and even gotten like a few...thousand words deep in a couple but never fully committed to finishing them up or putting them on Ao3.

(For my newest one, it's the one I want to put out the most, I've written this much in like two days lol)

idk if I'm even half done honestly lmao

I also really want to get around to my Touhou OC one (I just think she's neat). I've got a few chapters written but they need to be reread and probably reworked, ugh.

I also want to start drawing again but I say that every year :v

#silv's blah blah #you get three guesses at to who's in the fic and the first two guesses don't count (her name is right there) #I always get stuck in the details when I write and have a hard time pushing through it when I get in the weeds #honestly if I had the energy to learn to draw good I'd probably just make my own comics lol

[broke-on-books]

Very funny to me that like. My internet name is Swishy. That's not even a word like how did that happen (I 100% remember how that happened)

#like idk. sometimes someone makes a nickname out of your middle school internet name and that just like becomes your name online and you #dont think it that hard. but also like its kind of funny. like what does swishy even mean. if someone ever said that out loud to me i think #id die itd be so weird #swishy. thats my NAME- #anyways just having thoughts tonight #its like when you stare at a word too long and it just becomes letters #blah

[bugwat3r]

you ever get so mad about how incorrect someone is about your hyperfixation that you literally start crying and screaming

#me and my brother got into a bioshock related argument and he literally didn’t even know that andrew ryan is based on ayn rand #he tried to say that our man andy ryan was a communist and that booker was in the right against the vox populi #i was foaming at the mouth fr #80% OF THE CHARACTERS ARE NAMED AFTER AYN RAND AND HER NOVELS #THEY DONT TRY TO HIDE IT EITHER ATLAS AND FONTAINE IS LITERALLY JUST THE TITLES ATLAS SHRUGGED AND THE FOUTAIN HEAD BRO COME ON #(new york accent) awhtism #i wouldn’t be that mad about all of this if he didn’t try to tell me i was wrong like my guy I KNOW MORE THAN YOU ABOUT THIS #ITS ONE OF TWO THINGS I HAVE KNOWLEGE ABOUT DO NOT TEST ME #my ass said like two days ago that i don’t really have meltdowns 🧍🏼i am a liar and a fool #i didn’t even adress the vox populi thing that hard but i think i’ll explode if i start talking about that one #that just boils down to barley disguised racism and anti radicalism that some people are just rockin with for some reason #infinite bad other two good blah blah you know the vibe #rant?? i suppose #shut up emma

[ravenwolfie97]

*slams your door wide open*

ATTENTION QUEER PEOPLE

YOU’RE PRONOUNCING BLÅHAJ WRONG

STOP IT

sincerely, an autistic trans guy who has too much interest in language

#listen i am not immune to anglicizing the names they give to things in ikea #but it Really bothers me because it's proliferated into a queer/trans icon. for whatever reason. no judgment i just dunno how we got here #but like. it's a swedish word. it's not going to be pronounced like blah-hazh #it's bloh-hai #im gonna have a conniption fit the next time i have to hear someone mispronounce its name repeatedly but i know i can't change this #no matter how hard i try #anyway this has been a psa #glory be to blåhaj

[fewderpewders]

when people continue to pronounce my name wrong and I offer my nickname instead why do they look at me like that. That’s the worst face. is it pity? Did i upset them? idk man

#blah #negative #i know it’s uncomfortable for everyone but. sigh #i don’t see what’s so hard about my name anyway #no one really calls me my nickname now that i think abt it #except my brother maybe. and my stepmom #but i know they know how to say it

[emdotcom]

transphobic people are a trip. Fucker, you call your roomba "Xander" & give it he/him pronouns -- are you really gonna pretend it's just sooooo hard to call my trans friend by his right damn name?

#gale chatter #transphobia #FURTHERMORE. weeks & months leading up to her wedding they called my cousin mrs. (groom's last name) #but my friend has been out for years & they keep deadnaming him & saying the wrong pronouns #belly aching about how it's too hard & they'll never really see him that way & blah blah blah #by the truth in my spit i swear that i would not associate with these people if i had any options whatsoever. #these the same people who would meet a dog & say 'oh he's so cute!' & if the owner said 'actually she's a girl :)' would immediately #apologize (TO THE DOG) & say 'she' for the rest of the convo #like the dog ain't got no concept of pronouns or gender expression the dog Does Not Care what you call it but my trans friend does #call him fucking right. #it ain't damn hard. #sigh #/vent #vent