#but can we talk about how insanely confident branchus is

[letoides]

Apollo: *applying chapstick*

Branchus: What flavor is that?

Apollo: Strawberry

Branchus: Can I try?

Apollo: *handing over the chapstick* sure

Branchus: *kisses him*

Branchus: Mmm, it does taste like strawberry

Apollo: *Apollo.exe has stopped functioning*

Branchus: (ッ)

#apollo #branchus #apollo x branchus #pride month #bisexual #lgbtq #what do you mean this isn’t exactly how it went down #apollo really said dumbass rights with this one #but can we talk about how insanely confident branchus is #like this man really walked up to a whole god and kissed him unprovoked #goals #also we love the concrete evidence that apollo physically cannot act functional around cute guys #bless him for being the dumbass disaster bi rep we deserve #disaster bi #greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology memes #greek gods #classics #tagamemnon #pjo #pjo/hoo #apollo pjo #pjo headcanon #toa #incorrect toa quotes #toa headcanons #trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos