#but i am actually this petty LMAO.

[ardberts]

petty ffxiv things

i have what i thought was an extremely one-sided rivalry with this player who idles one square over by the sharlayan aetheryte who's just naked and dancing all the time (the joke is "ma'am, this is a place of study"). i try saying hi to them or emoting at them whenever we get thrown into a duty together but they always ignore me, and one time i caught them trying to idle in my spot before moving once they saw me log in, which kinda just fueled this unspoken rivalry.

WELL TODAY THEY JUST FANTASTIA'D INTO AN ACTUAL CLONE OF NARA, SAME HAIR, SAME FACE, ETC LIKE I KNOW FFXIV DOESN'T HAVE THE MOST EXPANSIVE CC BUT LIKE ??????

#ci.txt #of course i'm aware this could be an extreme coincidence #but i am actually this petty LMAO.

[asleepinawell]

the squad goes to the circus

#baldur's gate 3 #jaheira #bg3mp #mp #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #shadowheart #astarion #lae'zel #minthara #the approvals vs disapprovals are the funniest part actually #they're all so petty lmao #jaheira I am so sorry this tav has no brains

[glossolali]

happy 2nd mighty nein finale anniversary everyone and don't forget molly is alive 😌💜💜💜

#am i still bitter about the fact that the fandom collectively missed and ignored that king is actually molly? perhaps #there were some shitty petty betties that made it impossible to mourn the change/outcome so most molly fans either quit or #just put their feelings in a box and didn't look at them again #why did we all look at that liar actor of a tiefling and say 'oh he says he's not molly so it must be true' lmao #plssss surface readings of complex unreliable narrators drive me nuts #anyway #don't mind me i'll always be here in my corner ranting and raving about Him LOL #mollymauk #kingsley #critical role #mighty nein #mollymauk tealeaf #critical role campaign 2 #cr 2 #c2 #glossopost

[taterdraws]

Hiii you’re actually not that far away from reality with morning star = sun, bc in Rome where Luciferus was an incarnation of Venus it was “the first star” on the horizon, right before the sun outshines it. Lucifer is our beautiful darling ☀️

Your art is so good thank you for the food ❤️🌹🫡

hiii! bfdkjbg ugh i know there were reasons why it is Venus and i would not be miffed about it if not for the fact that the sun is right there. i will be deranged in the tags.

and aaaaah thank you kindly!!!!! ❤️🥹i love drawing these fuckers so i'm so glad you like the art <3

#i will not actually be deranged i will be reasonable haha. anyway it's not any legitimate thing that upsets me #it's just i sat up straight one evening because my brain was like ''hmm lucifer. light bringer. dawn bringer. morning star. is heTHE SUN??? #then i hit google to see and google was like nah bitch youre dead wrong and i had thought i was soo clever figuwing it owt all on my own uw #so then it got personal. 'no' i said. 'no ancient greco-romans i will Not heed your venus for i am correct in my soul' lmao anyway #what annoys me is that the Sun fits EVERY SINGLE ONE of those monikers much fuckin better!!! #like literally!! light bringer? that's the sun. dawn bringer? same fucking thing the dawn is inherently linked to the rising of the sun. s- #-sun's the one that Brings the Dawn. #MORNING STAR? look at those 2 words and call me stupid but tHAT'S LITERALLY THE SUN AGAIN INNIT. yeah? #and oh yes i will be petty on top of it: venus isn't even a star it's a planet! [insert the shrek dental meme here] #okay i said i'd be reasonable at first and then i seem to have gone all SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DOUG haha oops #im fully aware im beefing with people from thousands of years ago #BUT ANYWAY THANKS FOR UR KIND WORDS ANON ILY <3

[bigtiddygothhusband]

so fucking mad at jacob in the new drawfee ep for getting a composite bow and even CALLING it a composite bow at the end even though he drew A MOTHERFUCKING RECURVE!!

#to be clear i know this is kinda silly and petty and im not actually mad at him #but i am actually mad about it as like a thing that happened to me genuinely very irritating lmao #drawfee #original content

[judasisgayriot]

baseball, forgiveness, terrible communication skills

#heroesedit #primatech #peter petrelli #nathan petrelli #heroes nbc #heroes #how to stop an exploding love #meant to do something extraordinary #am i an angel or a monster #anni edits #nbc heroes #like as an avowed nathan apologist ofc i wanna be like haters step off but. lol this conversation is just SO funny to me #nathan literally just apologise. LITERALLY JUST APOLOGISE. forgive each other? peter did not do anything wrong lol #i mean obv i wanted them to reconcile but the writing is just. they don't get to actually talk this out properly #they should have had more of a discussion about this and hashed it out more and #talked about the shit nathan ACTUALLY did in service of his hypocritical self loathing lol #and have him apologise #but like most of s3 the scenes just...aint there lol. i rly do pin it on the writing of this chaotic af season #but anyway yeah talk about the shit that matters and not this lmao. #peter pulling out this petty argument about a baseball game when he was SIX YEARS OLD and barely sentient is sooo funny #king being this petty about stuff that happened 20 years ago isnt rly helping is it #me a non america: who the fuck is mookie wilson. what is playoffs. why are we so angry about this. lmao #anyway. fucking terrible communication both of you well done. great talk. except not #give me more scenes where they actually talk about everything that went down and then peter can find the capacity for forgiveness PROPERLY #i hate s3 lol did u kno? missed potential city man #anyway this convo is funny tho. it IS funny. #nathan apologise challenge (impossible) #heroes season 3

[archduke-enver-gortash]

my psionic warriors vote entj on that personality database site for gortash for me if you have nothing better to do that man is not a goddamn entp!!!!! help me win this battle

#i’m joking i don’t actually care THAT much lmao #but i do care enough to put it in the main tags. i am a petty ass bitch sorry #enver gortash #gortash #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3

[rocknrollinbitchforu]

ugh i love fixing the things about me that i changed for someone else's approval once I no longer care about them in the slightest. catharsis at it's absolute finest

#this is SO targetted but its not at yall #I WILL NO LONGER LISTEN TO THE MUSIC I ONLY LISTENED TO TO APPEASE OTHER PEOPLE #I NEVER ACTUALLY LIKED IT I JUST WANTED TO FEEL INCLUDED #wish i could name names but alas. the opps. (I'M KIDDING) #i would not name names because I am not THAT petty anymore #but i will name actions LMAO #ughh feeling pieces of my personality come back to me after ppl leave my life #perfect wonderful joyous even

[act-more-like-a-dog-sirius]

trying to search tumblr for any kind of HP related meta is an experience alright. one filled with so so so much frustration, exasperation, incredulity, and absolute fucken RAGE. because. holy fuck. people be getting some shit real fucken wrong oh. my. god.

like. even the rare few posts that have a couple decent points simultaneously manage to get a bunch of canonical facts/details straight fucking wrong. and i just cannot even 

#catch me hitting the block button so i am not tempted to go scream at strangers on the internet for being WRONG #i am petty enough to want to #but (hopefully) mature enough not to #lmao #harry potter meta #harry potter #oh god fandom is so bad these days #what has tiktok and wolfstar done to everyone?? #also ngl all the anti-jkr stuff going around has also really warped peoples' ability to objectively analyze canon #im absolutely NOT defending jkr or transphobia #But the proliferation of so many people misreading and straight ignoring actual canon has coincided with the ‘jkr is evil’ discourse #it’s ruined peoples’ ability to think objectively or with any kind of nuance ngl #multiple things can be true at the same time y’all #the world isn’t black and white #don’t come at me looking for a fight I am not interested #salty hp takes #mostly just salty about fandom #and fandom being WRONG #local woman has ocd and HATES when fandom gets canon details wrong

[grassbreads]

the fundamental problem with me as a person is that I think I would be really good at running one of those big multifandom character poll tournaments in almost every way, but I simply cannot be assed to care about characters from media I'm not invested in

#like those polls are fundamentally just popularity contests a lot of the time. and thus deeply flawed and kinda tiresome #and also they invite discourse by nature of including a bunch of different fandoms and a bunch of random people all at once #bringing people together competitively ends in chaos lmao #HOWEVER #It is really really hard to bother me #I tend to just find annoying things kind of funny #and every time I see a poll runner having a very bad time and handling things poorly #my petty hubris filled brain starts thinking about how much better I could do by virtue of being Deeply Unbothered #I've worked years and years of customer service I can handle a tumblr poll #it's just that I don't actually even have an idea for a poll I'd like to do #and like I said. can't be assed to care about unfamiliar characters #plus how am I meant to crack relevant jokes and be a fun poll runner if I don't know who these people are? #such is the flaw inherent to the system #sorry I've been way too online today because I'm having a Weird Time this weekend #and I keep thinking about this lmao #invasion of the frogs

[jrueships]

being right about gup acting all petty that jalen got to go to France during the summer while he was stuck in stupid summer league fighting to get fed scraps for the regular season feels so good

#i always dramatize the pettiness and yet #here we are #pettiness behold #idk if these photos are from him in france rn but i do know he saw some fashion show in france #i just have to find the specific we in france photo in my gallery #that neckpiece tho WOAH #it screams i love rihanna with that pop and that sparkle #i think about gup lowkey huffing and shading jg for actually being able to have fun while hes stuck working #and jalen having to post some random photo of him and gup to make him feel better and stop whining LMAO #i was like... am i reading too much into this? #no i was not #im a GENIUS!!!!!!!! #put a shirt on gup ]:( #i heard french people spit #and they got that iron lung from smoking all the time in a black and white filter so be careful #actually u know what #go ahead and show off ur upside down traffic cone body gup #humble them #they deserve it #make them surrender like they always do AMERICAAAA🗣🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅📣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #IM KIDDING IM KIDDING pls dont be mad france i love watching videos of your probably very overpriced food

[queenofmoons]

the main reason im annoyed abt this isn't bc im not excited to see my best friend 10 again or bc Im not happy to see David Tennant as the doctor again because I AM im elated but now all the gifsets im seeing are of those last 30 seconds and not of Jodie who CARRIED and her companions who CARRIED and of their wonderful send off. now takeaway is just how they put David Tennant back into the silly blue box and NOT about a beautiful goodbye ushering in a new doctor/era.

#like im SO happy to see David Tennant back #I love him im SO delighted #but also im kinda like. how many times are you going to snub her. lmao. #also. and this is kinda petty bc it DID fit the theme of the episode #but the fact that she became the second doctor to regenerate into herself twice after 10 #and then they. made him do it three times. #it felt so one-uppy even though I KNOWW I know #he didn't want to go he was hanging around her body was fragile I KNOW #anyway im annoyed she got overshadowed and im sad I didn't get to see Ncuti #jo watches dw #doctor who spoilers #dw spoilers #power of the doctor #power of the doctor spoilers #anyway I actually did like this episode I genuinely am so happy to see him

[netscapenavigaytor]

if i had a nickel for every time while headcanoning character dynamics that don't exist much in canon, i ended up making the fan-favorite yaoi pairing instead a worryingly toxic friendship that's only hanging on by a thread, i would have two nickels but it's weird that it happened twice

#error 0 #i have a migraine right now. i am not sure why having migraines makes me more likely to muse on tumblr abt random shit #anyway for the curious this post is about magolor x marx kirby #but also abt beat x yoyo jet set radio #and while i say ''its weird that it happened twice'' its. probably happened more tjan that and i just forget lmao #i imagine to some extent its just me being petty and contrarian cuz im not particularly shippy #and also tend to be a Hater at certain ships for very particular and nonsensical reasons #but... this specific result of that feels. very Bizarre and i dont know why its happened twice #in this similar a form (even if uhh one of these friendships is SIGNIFICANTLY more toxic than the other) #(finiteverse marx and magolor should stop interacting. for everyone's sake but esp their own.) #i dont have a conclusion here though. #maybe this is just because im obsessed with making emotionally inept deranged weirdguys #and so like 70% of character dynamics that creates are at least a little bit unhealthy JDJAKDJSJDJ #(maybe it is for the better that i don't care much for shipping.) #(alternate timeline ----- shipfic author: only writes fics that make you think ''oh god please break up IMMEDIATELY'') #HELP ACTUALLY WHILE TYPING THIS I JUST REMEMBERED #THE ONR TIME I CAN THINK OF THAT I WROTE A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP (WAS A CHARACTER STUDY NOT SHIPPING) #WAS LIKE HYPER TOXIC AND AWFUL AND WAS EXPLICITLY THE CAUSE OF EVERY BAD THING IN THE STORYLINE #(this isnt counting stuff thats like ''there was a relationship in the past but its over now'' or ''there COULD have been one but wasnt'') #(i am only talking specifically me writing the point in time that the relationship was HAPPENING) #welcome to netscapenavigaytor where love loses forever #i shpuld stop rambling in these tags. this is silly #can you tell im bored and suffering from brain pain soup. #and also perpetually want to talk about characters SO badly but never know how to start a convo or who to start it with #oh well

[mxbitters]

im too high to be thinking this hard about simon alkenmayer

#one would really REALLY think this would be one of those like.. tumblr deepdives or something #id say somebody should make one of those but like i feel kinda sick thinking about it too hard in general #it's just. such a strange experiment #and like in my little search thing i was doing #there was all this stuff. all this variety of horrific shit they wrote or whatever #but like . i cant even get through a paragraph or whatever #like if i read too much of that faq or whatever #i just feel genuinely sick. like. this 'experiment' #like.. i cant even talk about individual issues here because like. theres just the constant implication and context within every post #like 'yeah i eat people and you 'gentle readers' who are aware of me are the only ones who are off the menu' #like . girl you do this and insist you Care Not For Petty Human Squabbles or whatever #and then say something antisemetic . like dont you fry human fingers and restore antiques. why are you taking time OUT OF YOUR DAY-- #and that's exactly it!!!!!!! what i just did!!!!! you can't even point out like actual fucking issues #because you gotta give the fucking cryptid legitimacy . like what the fuck am i supposed to do here #and like i'm paranoid . genuinely paranoid now for like . safety now #and dont get me started on the cop shit. fuckin grey light yagami or whatever the fuck #im thinking about this too hard but i need a deep dive and some genuine conversation and not on their terms lmao

[deus-ex-mona]

✨godspeed✨ intensifies

#h e l p i accidentally got into the ✨zone✨ while weighing samples out a few hours ago and weighed over 200 of them in less than 2.5 hours #i even lost track of time too… one moment i was weighing stuff at 4pm and suddenly bam i was like 5 trays in and it was past 5… _(:3 」∠)_ #my coworkers kept staring at me and going ‘fml you’re done?????’ and ‘…did you seriously finish all the samples????’ #which is wack af bc i used to be called out for weighing samples soooo slowly in my first few weeks lol #then i forced myself to weigh them faster bc this one lady kept sidling up to me while i was weighing dem samples and just being distracting #all while going ‘…anyway lol you’re *still* not done with weighing those???’ like… no dip???? how am i supposed to focus while you’re here?? #so i naturally got faster out of pure ✨spite✨ and ✨pettiness✨. they’re surprisingly effective motivators ok— #…hm. guess this is why i have no friends lmao. pettiness-powered people repellent g o— #i’m sorry if you actually read all this lollllll #may y’all manifest the ✨zone of productivity✨ and succeed in your own tasks too!!!!! #inedible blubbering #it is suiyoubi my dudes

[musical-chick-13]

Sadly, I cannot completely refrain from Complaining About Characters/Ships I Hate because Raúl/Sofía exists.

#I mind my own business for EVERYTHING ELSE except for this one #this is my one exception. this is the one place I genuinely will get obnoxiously petty. #more than the sequel trilogy antagonist. more than [redacted] anime main. more than [what I personally consider to be the most #insufferable fanbase]. I am but a fallible human. and I am not immune to vitriolic hate. #okay TO BE FAIR. I never put my hate in the character tag. and almost no one even talks about this show other than me. #if this show ever got like. actually popular. it might be different. #do NOT ask me why I am thinking about this again I genuinely could not fucking tell you lmao #this show haunts me. not because I hate it. because I really really love it and I do not for the life of me understand why. #I think about how much time I willingly and lovingly spent on this show and I feel like I'm having an identity crisis #this ship should have killed ANY remaining interest and somehow there was enough other stuff there that it didn't