#but i wouldnt go to walmart in it

[icewindandboringhorror]

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection) #ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol.. #His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere) #stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

[grimlock]

there really is a genre of post of people who's online experiences are Not Universal making some wild claims

#like that post that claimed sites like neopets didnt exist anymore #or that there arent roleplaying forums anywhere #etc etc #like. yes it is possible to go on the internet and only go on like. the big social medias #but there ARE still many other sites outside that that are very worth checking out #hell. flash game websites and similar still very much exist!! #postatoes #like. i just feel sympathy for the OP when i see those posts because the posts are always so sad #over a nostalgia that is still there if you walk outside of the walmart of social medias and look for holes in the wall #like. has the internet changed? absolutely. but so much of the posts are less about that and more like. #the person browses the internet as an adult in a different way than they did as a kid #they arent looking up ''cool games'' and downloading a virus on their computer #as a counterpoint maybe kids DONT look this stuff up now and stick to tiktok or w/e /are missing out on so many fun websites #i wouldnt know #but it does bug me when i see people say these sites are gone forever when they arent

[sxibunny]

Randomly remembering the little escapade I went on to get lube a couple years ago

#walmart had it locked up so i went to walgreens #and i thought it wouldnt look weird at all if i bought monster to go with it #but the lady at the counter was like 👀 #“long night huh” #it was so embarrassing

[myownprivatcidaho]

alcohol tasted AWFUL to me the first 21.5 years of my life and then this past christmas break sth clikced and now suddenly.... i like it. and I'm enjoying that i like it and NOW am enjoying drunkenness almost every evening (im much less of a lightweofht than i look but much more of one than i like to think) and im wondering if maybe i shld be ..... concerned.

#this is me off a bottle of mikes hard lemonade (5%) and a few sips of barefoot moscato (9%) #'more of a lightweight than i look but more of one thab i like to think i am' is .... VERY generous lmfaoooo #anyways. in the past i wouldnt drink except socially & to get drunk but i couldnt stand the taste so id just shoot everything #but some family members are more Alcohol Connoisseurs and sth clicked christmas and im like Damn ...... #also walmart has this cheese filled garlic breadsticks. Cole's breadsticks. AMAZING with wine amazing stuff #anyways all that to say i get drunk like thrre nights in a row and may be sorta scaring myself telling myself im on the #Alcoholic Slippery Slope but also .... alcoholism = slippery slope #i dont get drunk schoolnights tho/nights i gotta be up early in the morning and i have a l8 start tmrw so i can afford to have #a little few sippies which go a long way #but yea. ig if this continues too much & interferes with school or work itll be a problem but im sorta just psyching myself out rn #i can have a good evening without alcohol but being a young adult living alone paying most of ur own bills and then getting drunk 3 nights #in a row bc u CAN is ..... scary ghe first time u do it ig #hm i shld tag this #alcoholism // #addiction // #also those breadsticks + wine + PHILOMENA CUNK. great evening to unwind. i DO recommend to all. #also i gotta keep searching cuz i lost a very beautiful & expensive ring today its gold & sapphire i got it 4 mysel #but im letting the boy from work who j love who i got him a job bc i love him think its an engagement ring bc im OVER HIM #but yea i lost it todah & am kicking myself because its VERY beautiful >:-(((( #fuck da police but im gna see campus pd tomorrow. ive filed claims w a bunch of offices on campus so PD is the last stop + they may be able #to pull up footage bc its likely someone stole it. :/// #n e wayz #back 2 cunk on britain

[rxttingawayy]

drawing my fursona w guns to cope w the fact it'll probably never be safe for me to own one even though i want to sooooo bad

#BECAUSE IM SUICIDAL. i wouldnt use it on someone else LMAO #guns fuck so hard though ........ i need to get better purely for that reason. gun section at walmart i love you............. #(i keep going late at night when no ones at the counter w the boyf and looking at them <33) #kieran.txt

[possum-tooth]

i literally have no idea what i want for xmas and its kind of stressing me out

#my bf asking what i want like brother an APARTMENT WOULD BE NICE #FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT YOUR FUCKING DEBTS WOULD BE FANTASTIC. WOULDNT IT. #anyway idk bc i buy what i want and nobodies gonna go to hot topic and buy stuff for me so like. i dont know!!!!!! #maybe a total wine gift card maybe a walmart gift card maybe a [redacted] gift card like. sorry im so lame i just dont need anything! #how to tell ppl u dont need anything material/physically........... literally i do not know how #oh maybe the saw movies on dvd that would be nice #talk tag

[ravioliwings]

I'm glad other people are completely deterred by stores who lock up some items behind plexiglass

#why i stopped going to walmart in college and alsp bc their prices weren't competitive anymore #and why i wont go to any targets around here because the stupidest shit is locked and they only have like 2 employees working at a time #also i dont understand the people who care if megacorps get stolen from. like damn maybe if the shit was afforable #and everyone got paid more then people wouldnt have to steal. also though fuck them they can take the hit idc. only way to make them #actually 'lose' money

[slowtovvn]

Damn that sucks that inflation is getting so bad for yall :( not me tho I started stealing :)

#if your a bootlicker this is a joke #i pay double for my groceries actually #wouldnt want my local walmart to go out of business 😒

[aidenwaites]

I kinda miss,, working in a toy department

#if walmart would up their pay that wouldnt be the worst job to work againn #or maybe i should go to a michaels dndNDND #walmart just didnt have the staff to have heavy oversight in each department so there was a lot of like.. freedom to it #just leave me alone to stock shelves and wander the department to clean up and ill be so happy about it dhdDHDH

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

"Benadryl tiiime" *accidentally dumps out like 20* "oh shit not that many. That's how we meet the shadow man and im not down for that tonight"

#i wanna SLEEP not go into a coma #ya mans got allergies and cant fuckin sleep without 2 benadryl and a melatonin #pretty sure harleys in the office knockin shit off my moms dresser #just heard a loud bang #too cozy with my soft ass $10 walmart blanket tho #hopefully she didnt break anything... #OH #wait i left some scissors on top of the pee pad box so she wouldnt open it to shred the pads #hopefully that wasnt the fuckin scissors #shes in here drinkin water now so hopefully that scared her off til my mom can get them put away where she wants them #they just got delivered within the last couple of hours and since she wasnt awake for the notification i thankfully remembered #to check for them before i went to bed #otherwise mercedes wouldve been sleeping on a super stinky reusable one and she probably dont got much time left #so she doesnt need to deal with that

[rainbowgothdisaster]

everytime you think youve found a "nice" landlord they remind you they are in fact a landlord

yeah i personally wouldnt think renting to a 5'2" 100lbs woman is smart if rent is fix the collapsing floor under the toilet and other hardcore renovations and also money on top of that apparently, but i would give notice before showing the house and give more than 3 days to move out and not tell an epileptic that she just needs to sell herself better to get hired (and also give her a chance to do it bcuz you never know)

im so tired of able bodied white men whove worked nonstop for 50 years saying "just get a job lol" and then spitting on you

=_= ive had enough old white men bullshit for one week if another one breathes in my direction this week im getting another tattoo

everyday im closer to selling my nudes out of spite just so i can laugh if a family member says they saw my titties online

every single kind of tattoo piercing and fashion trend that my brain has categorized as "not for me" and "too much" will happen if you push me hard enough i will tattoo my sclera and get my calves laced or whatever if someone tells me not to enough

#i will be the first person to successful hate crime someone who is not appart of a single minority #white men over 30 should watch out for any 5'0“ girlboys who look like they eat catfood #im gunna burn down a. idk. kroger. target. bank. golf course. wherever white men are that cute nerds wouldnt be. #bro have you ever had someone look you in the eye and tell you kroger is cheaper than walmart? mkay. sure. whatever. #ughhhhhhhhhh #this week fucking blows #the last 3 months have been. ugh. #everytime absolutely lovely things happen life kicks me in the nuts so i can't balance my thoughts very well #i dont think im making it easier for anyone bcuz once im done with the initial blow im just trudging thru #so i dont generally enjoy 'i hope [x] bad thing happens to [person responsible/myself]' things #one person gets up and says 'i hope their house burns down' #i get up and say 'ill get a treat. sleep for 10 hours. play video games. sleep for 5 hours. and imagine kissing cute boys.' #i might start investing in a bigger treat like maybe a trip #not like. touring or anything. #just go spend a week or two somewhere else and look at deer or something #tw vent #vent post #vent

[bobzora]

i dont think i ever shared pic...? old from a month(+?) ago and well its unlikely that i will ever get far with this but despite (or maybe because of) that...i thought id share lol

#bobtalk #ignore the demo text. i needed it to say something #streamlined commonevents for the messages done (i still need to do a ton of portrait art >.<) #also got a core gameplay feature added properly (need to do snappy graphic for it but the system is there #might need to work it some more for at-scale use but its good to know i can do what i wanted in rm2k3) #biggest barriers rn (besides my depression and the fact im working on a different game at the same time) are the tons of assets igotta make #tilesets mostly. portraits too but i know how to draw people atleast. ive always been bad at tilesets lol. doesnt help this is my first 2k3 #when i get past that im gonna have to deal with the part where i cant write for shit but we'll get there when we get there! #also. um. puzzles. this game is supposed to have puzzles. in theory. #this is the kind of thing where ideally i wouldnt be doing it solo.and technically im not bc my brother did the charsets.but. shrug #at least my other vnproject has like 2 charactergraphics per character! meanwhile for this id actually need expressions -_- #idk if ive mentioned it here b4 but this is my walmart thing. um. yeah. this always happens to me. #>_< yeah........... #also rm2k3 is so dated and it shows LOL...i like a lot about it better than the newer makers so far but also the engine's ui bugs out alot #OKBYE.at least i go on break soon...

[newfruits]

my pain levels are so bad since i fell last week, my knee on one side and my foot on the other. i suspect the foot pain is a fracture. i made a drs appt to get xray reqs for my feet and low back to check for evidence of past or present fractures or breaks, and to pursue testing for ehlers danlos syndrome, which is my current hypothesis on what might be the cause of my mysterious complex musculoskeletal pain condition and is causing rheumatism

#glub glub #it really sucks that i have to walk at least some distance every day even if its so bad i want to crawl instead #i can take the bus to campus but i still have to walk to the bus stop and around campus #going to look at a bracing store for a new brace and buy a cane at walmart tomorrow. im in too much pain to go anywhere today #also im done with school work for the day bc i want to die rn or at least remove my legs #also with the walking its dangerous as fuck theres always freezing rain and the sidewalks arent maintained by the homeowners #and if i fall again i think that would be it for me. i worry i wouldnt even be able to force myself to limp along like i am now

[devilfruitdyke]

sorry but i will always be the number one defender of academic language

#i dont think its always necessary but for shit like art? #understanding the transition from abstract expressionism to minimalism is *advanced art* #if someone talked advanced physics to me i wouldnt get it. if someone talked advanced european lit to me i wouldnt get it #so WHY are we bitching about 'ouevre' #and its not like im a millionaire i just heard it and looked it up to understand #if i use a word in a conversation that you dont get ill tell you what i mean im not trying to be a fuckin genius #but if i say something in an essay that you find hard to read that is yr job to examine what yr reading and find definitions #and if yr reading my essay you seeked it out im not going up to fuckin. people in walmart and being like 'these carrots are transcendent' #this is about the recent elliot sang video btw. im watching it rn #in 2023 i am going to get more pretentious <3 #edit: NAUR i have to stop watching this video. #'when you use big words yr trying to make it seem like yr smart. not street smart or emotionally intelligent.. #but you just know big words' #correct. this is because i am not emotionally intelligent.

[hyperfixiation-station]

I swear I'm working on my fics, but I just had an idea while reading this post by @dante-mightdie. Also inspired by @a-b-riddle poly!141.

So like its poly!141 and reader, and the 141 has been ignoring reader and is just not good for them, and so when they go out without you, again, you decide to just...leave.

You live with them, of course, they wouldnt have it any other way, (you weren’t 'safe' alone) so you can't just text them and say the relationships over. There's no where for you to run, no way to hide once you do. So you instead you pack your bags and go, no note.

Now this is the 141, you know them, know how good they are. You know that one of them will check the camera when the motion detector goes off, you know that they'll come rushing hime when they see you leaving. You know that you've got maybe 1 hour from the moment you leave before they start looking for you.

So you pack your bag, leave your electronics at home, and head to the nearest Walmart. There, you cut your hair in the bathroom, change clothes, get a new bag, get glasses, and pull out as much cash as the ATM will allow you. You change your gait, walking with a limp so that they can't identify you that way.

Next you book a hotel with your card, the last purchase you make with it before throwing it away. Hoping to buy yourself more time.

You take your cash to another Walmart, spreadong out amongst Visa gift cards. You purchase a burner phone, call your sister and, one tearful conversation later, get the okay to stay with her, and book a flight to America.

You only breathe when you're part TSA. There's a hole in your heart, the weight of your emotions so heavy you can feel it. You feel guilty for just up and leaving, but by the time you start ahving second thoughts, it's too late to go back. Your plane has already left the ground.

This doesn't makes sense, I'm sorry, but I wanted to get it out XD.

#brain worms #cod fanfic #cod #call of duty #john soap mactavish #ghost fanfiction #simon ghost riley #angst #cod x reader #poly!141 #john price x reader #price fanfiction #captain john price #johnny mactavish #john price #my brain is mush #rambles

[ohnomytummy]

Hi, I have a story from this Thanksgiving that I thought this community would like, and I don't have a kink blog to post it to so I'm gonna share it here cause I know your box is always open. Lol

I'm relatively thin, severely underweight for a good chunk of my childhood, have always been poor so I've never gotten to indulge too much in feasting, not in this economy. But long backstory short, I had the house to myself for pretty much 4 days straight for Thanksgiving break, along with all the leftover food from the entire family thanksgiving.. I was asked to toss most of it because we didn't have room in the fridge and it would go bad, but I didn't want any of it to go to waste.. you can probably tell where his is going..

I have a pretty sensitive stomach since I get full pretty quick, and I'm also lactose intolerant and most meat makes me gassy (and sweaty for some reason?), but for some reason none of that mattered to me, I put a YouTube series I've been itching to watch on my phone and munched on everything that was in front of me which included:

-almost half of a turkey that had been sitting out on the table for a day

-a platter of cheese and cube/slice things and pepperoni/some other meat I forgot

-I wanna say maybe 20 small sugar cookies (the puffy Walmart ones with frosting)

-about 2 litres total of a miz of lemonade, sprite, ginger ale, and coca cola

- 5 bread rolls with melted cheese and butter

-uncounted handfuls old candy I still had from Halloween....

I didn't even realize I'd been eating so much, but I guess since it was all over the course of about a day (9 hours-ish?) It was gradual enough that I didn't realize I'd gone overboard until the end. I remember reaching for the next thing getting ready and thinking "wow i wonder how much ive eaten" and seeing that the answer was all of it. I was wearing an elastic tank top, and I looked down and holy shit I looked pregnant. The tank top is kind of long but there was maybe an inch of belly sticking out from underneath naturally, and the tank top itself was like vacuum sealed tight to my skin!

This is where stuff gets crazy. I put my hand on my stomach to rub it and I could feel it churning under my hand, from the inside ofc and through my belly. I'd been burping throughout the whole stuffing absent-mindedly, but now that it was all setting in, I felt like I was going to puke. I couldn't even feel nauseous at first, it was just PAIN in my middle and I could barely get up. I'm so glad I was alone because I was moaning and rubbing my belly with both hands, holding it as I tried to get up. I could feel myself bringing up burps with every exhale, they were like.. soft and quiet but also really deep and sick, coming out with every breath, like "... urrrrrrp.. hic-hurrrrrp... uurppp. ur-urrp... hic-hUuuurrrrrrrrrp..." and with groans after each one lmao. I made my way to the bathroom eventually and sat by the toilet, sure I was gonna be sick, but I wasn't. I almost wanted to be, but I think I was just too scared to puke. So I sat back against the tub, facing the toilet, my whole body was covered in a cold sweat atp and i was rubbing my belly, and I could feel every single rumble as it ripped through my stomach and rose up as a belch. I couldn't stop burping like I was just about crying on the bathroom floor, bloated as a tick, belching helplessly. After a few minutes the burps started slowing down, but they were much more wet when they did come up. I think the meat and lactose was probably digesting now because I actually started to feel queasy. I started holding in my burps in fear that the food might come up, but then the air started xoming out the back. Starting with small short toots, leading to nauseous farts that, much like the burps, WOULDNT STOP. I was uncontrollably farting, small short bursts every few seconds and idk how to describe it but the farts felt pukey somehow. My stomach was churning like crazy and I could hear it from the outside (still felt intense as I rubbed it too). All the while the original belches never really stopped, so I was just on the floor, gas from both ends pouring out. My stomach was so hard and tight it felt like a bowling ball attached to me and my shirt was so tight it was so hot in hindsight but I felt like I was dying in the moment. Anyways I eventually fell asleep on the floor, woke up feeling sick, burped and farted next to the toilet again and tried doing the doggy-style yoga pose (best that I could, anyways, with my bloated upset tummy still filled with rotting undigested Thanksgiving leftovers) and kept farting until out of nowhere I almost shat myself, I think the position I was in moved the air along but the air took some stuff with it, so now I had to abandon that and sit on the toilet with a trash bin next to me because I couldn't fit it between my legs (my tummy took up the room lol) and it was mostly just me being sick from both ends, along with super uncontrollable rumbly burps and farts that just would not ever fucking stop.

Once it was all out things went back to normal, other than me being really gassy for a few more days.

I will let my uh *cough* community have this 😳🥵

#thanksgiving #ask #wowowowowowoeow #your poor poor belly #but also not….whoopsie