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Globe, May 11

Cover: Meghan Markle’s divorce ultimatum to Prince Harry -- she forbids him to make peace with royals or she’ll take away his little boy Archie

Page 2: Up Front & Personal -- Owen Wilson holding tennis racquets, Olivia Wilde wearing a mask during a stroll, James Kyson works out

Page 3: Amy Poehler, Kate Hudson and baby Rani, Mr. T

Page 4: Scorned Meg Ryan has rebounded from her messy breakup with John Mellencamp straight into the arms of ex-lover Russell Crowe

Page 5: Lady Gaga is so googly-eyed over new love Michael Polansky that she’s tagged the tech tycoon to be her baby daddy

Page 6: Ellen DeGeneres has gone to pieces after her stomped-on staff savaged her as a boss from hell -- the nasty onslaught has left Ellen dubbed by many as the Queen of Mean barely able to sleep and crippled with anxiety

Page 7: Bill Cosby died during a massive stroke in prison but emergency surgery brought him back to life

Page 8: Cover Story -- Tormented Prince Harry’s desperate bid to make peace with the royal family spectacularly exploded in a divorce ultimatum from his diva wife Meghan Markle

Page 10: Alicia Silverstone says her 1997 turn as Batgirl became a hurtful experience when cruel critics dubbed her Fatgirl and she stopped loving acting for a very long time, The Voice is close to croaking as fierce feuding and inflated pay set to kill the show -- big-money musical mentors Blake Shelton and Kelly Clarkson and John Legend are being pushed to take pay cuts or take a hike

Page 11: Bruce Willis has no issues with wife Emma Heming even though he’s self-isolating in an odd-couple arrangement with ex-wife Demi Moore and their three adult daughters in Idaho

Page 12: Celebrity Buzz -- David Charvet juggles a load of laundry, furious Ricky Gervais isn’t joking when he rants about stinking-rich celebs whining about COVID-19 stay-at-home mandates like Sam Smith, Grey’s Anatomy star Caterina Scorsone’s new daughter was originally named Arwen but she changed her mind four months later and now calls the baby by her middle name Lucinda or Lucky for short, Naomi Campbell likes slipping into Elizabeth Taylor’s old kaftans

Page 13: Jillian Michaels shares a picnic with her galpal and a pup, Natalie Morales, Joel Kinnaman and girlfriend Kelly Gale, Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra started out on MTV’s 16 and Pregnant in 2009 broke and unwed but now after years of documenting their lives on the series Teen Mom OG the pair owe over $800,000 in tax debt

Page 14: Overprivileged Presley Gerber seemingly desperate for more attention debuted new tattoos -- the numbers 310 which is his crazy-rich parents ritzy area code and a gun on his hip bone because he’s such a Malibu gangster, Julianne Hough and husband Brooks Laich aren’t living under the same roof during the pandemic and she’s hunkering down with and going for walks with other men like handsome British actor Ben Barnes in LA while Brooks is stuck in Idaho with their husky, Fashion Verdict -- Brie Larson 10/10, Dakota Johnson 9/10, Taylor Swift 6/10, Selena Gomez 1/10

Page 16: Alex Trebek bares agony and buried secrets in new tell-all

Page 19: 10 Things You Don’t Know About Dolly Parton, Kelly Ripa has revealed the secret to her sizzling sex life with husband Mark Consuelos, Kanye West has fessed up to battling the bottle and admits he used to start his day by belting back booze

Page 20: True Crime

Page 23: Power couple Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have brought their rocky 22-year marriage back from the brink, jealous Jennifer Aniston is ticked off at former Friends castmate Lisa Kudrow for muscling in on her friendship with Steve Carell -- Jen had a wonderful rapport with Steve working together on The Morning Show and Jen has always had a huge crush on Steve but now Lisa and Steve are working together on Space Force and Jen is not jumping for joy

Page 24: Hollywood’s Heftiest Stars -- Chrissy Metz, Jack Nicholson

Page 25: Gabourey Sidibe, George Wendt, William Shatner, Mariah Carey

Page 26: Melissa McCarthy, Jonah Hill, Carnie Wilson, Jorge Garcia, Kirstie Alley

Page 27: Lizzo, Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood

Page 30: Health Report

Page 32: Reese Witherspoon says becoming a mother messed with her mental health, Brian Dennehy took a shocking secret to the grave -- he was an alcoholic who began guzzling right after the curtain went down

Page 33: Jackie Kennedy got steamed when her personal chef shared her recipes with Weight Watchers magazine in 1968 and fired Annemarie Huste for flapping her gums, Khloe Kardashian says she may borrow some sperm from ex Tristan Thompson to give their two-year-old daughter a full-blooded sibling, George Clooney won’t have to flush his plans for an outhouse at his English estate as the toilet was finally approved by local officials

Page 34: Martha Stewart has been tossing back booze during lockdown and worried pals are begging her to put a cork in it, Today co-host Jenna Bush Hager got to the root of her hair troubles while in quarantine by touching up her dye job on live TV

Page 37: Fictional TV physician Ellen Pompeo has attacked out of touch real-life TV doctors like Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz and Dr. Drew for their comments on the coronavirus and said they should not be doling out medical advice on TV

Page 38: Real Life

Page 40: Pining for the United States Matt Damon has been guzzling up a storm during his coronavirus quarantine in Dalkey a posh seaside suburb of Dublin where Bono lives, Tom Cruise thought he was a goner when he leaped off a 200-story skyscraper while filming Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol in 2011 and the movie stunt suddenly went terribly wrong

Page 42: Caitlyn Jenner is worth $100 million but she’s such a tightwad she makes housemate Sophia Hutchins sit in the dark to save on electricity and is now insisting Sophia pay half of the utility and grocery bills but she used to be a sugar mommy and Sophia is wondering what happened, Drew Barrymore said her feet grew three sizes after childbirth, Val Kilmer’s romantic riverside date with then ladylove Cindy Crawford almost ended with a crocodile attack in 1996 while at the African game reserve where he was filming Thee Ghost and the Darkness

Page 44: Straight Talk -- Religious leaders are supposed to care for their flocks but that idea seems lost of Louisiana preacher Tony Spell of the Life Tabernacle Church in Baton Rouge who urged his followers to fill up his church and even bused them in after strict social-distancing rules were put out to save lives from coronavirus

Page 45: Matthew McConaughey is living a separate life from his wife Camila Alves and their three kids -- he’s holed up in his luxury Airstream while they’re holed up in the family’s palatial mansion, after quitting RHONYC and crowing that the show’s viewership was sinking without her Bethenny Frankel is now fuming because show bigwigs insist everything’s dandy in her absence

Page 47: Bizarre But True

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