#calls me a cougar 🙄🙄

[marnerparty]

a couple of besties

Trevor Zegras x childhood best friend!reader

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yourusername today marks 250 days since i’ve seen my best friend :( I miss you Trev, but I know you’re doing amazing things 🫶🏻

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trevorzegras had my good luck charm for one of the last games! thanks for surprising me yn :)

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yourusername 250 days was way too long

colecaufield aww the dynamic duo is back together

yourusername don’t be jealous, Trevor still loves you more

colecaufield he def loves you more yn

trevorzegras I cannot confirm nor deny these things

jamie.drysdale me and yn are actually becoming best friends

yourusername this is true

trevorzegras 🤨

jamie.drysdale we bonded over the guitar

trevorzegras oh by how much you suck at it?

yourusername trevor! rude!

jamie.drysdale and now I’m crying

simon_benoit11 yay I missed her cookies!

yourusername me and Jamie just baked some!

simon_benoit11 I will be there after practice 🫡

user1 how does one just become best friends with hockey players??

yourusername be born next to one in the hospital 🤷🏼‍♀️

jackhughes get ready for the summer!

yourusername counting down the days!

yourbestfriend thank god now you can stop being so mopey

yourusername 🖕🏻

trevorzegras 😏

anaheimducks hope you enjoyed your first Ducks game!

yourusername it was awesome!

griffinzegras YN

yourusername GRIFF

griffinzegras hey :)

yourusername hi griffin 😂

trevorzegras we know you have a crush on yn but get out

griffinzegras THAT WAS MIDDLE SCHOOL

trevorzegras uh huh

yourusername don’t listen to him griff, I still love you

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yourusername first summer @ the Hughes’! thanks so much for the invite🤘🏻🫶🏻

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_quinnhughes welcome to the party

yourusername it was so fun!

user1 I want what she has

elblue6 come back anytime!!❤️

yourusername love you mama E!!

colecaufield your golf skills >>>

yourusername I’m a pro arent I?

jackhughes gave Jim a run for his minute fs

jamie.drysdale my house next?

yourusername DUH

lhughes_06 I’m stealing you from Trevor

trevorzegras pipe down pipsqueak

yourusername deal!

trevorzegras YN!?!?!

yourusername sorry, Luke and I really bonded. we’re a package deal now

trevorzegras can’t even get away from you in the summer 🙄

jackhughes like you’re not obsessed w/ her

yourusername what he said

trevorzegras shut up both of you

user2 notice how her likes go up when she posts her famous “friends” for clout

jackhughes true we actually hate her

colecaufield she pays us fun fact

tysmith_6 who even is yn?

_alexturcotte when Cole makes the post but not me 😐

yourusername Turcs it’s not what it looks like

yourusername you’re still my favorite I swear

_alexturcotte pinky swear?

yourusername [insert pinky swear emoji]

trevorzegras you know how serious she is about her pinky swears

_alexturcotte okay I believe you

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yourusername new bestie bonding❤️

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_quinnhughes couple alert … ?

yourusername couple of besties!

lhughes_06 literally just friends

user1 I WAS THERE TOO

yourusername omg we could’ve crossed paths!

jamie.drysdale how many times are you seeing him this summer!?

yourusername once with just luke, once with just you, once with just trev, and once with that huge group of us!

trevorzegras this is what you call obsessed

yourusername shut up you love me

lhughes_06 new tradition ❤️

yourusername Luke Hughes I love you

yourbestfriend ugh I’m jealous

yourusername don’t worry, I’ll get us tickets to a show 🫡

trevorzegras no you don’t need to go to a 5th show

yourusername please 🥺

trevorzegras 😐

trevorzegras okay fine

_alexturcotte lil hughesy got himself a cougar?

yourusername I prefer sugar mama!

lhughes_06 I prefer cougar

jackhughes way to not have favorites

yourusername did I say anything about favorites?

jackhughes you just went to a concert with Luke and he’s not the favorite?

yourusername well it’s technically Ellen, but favorite Hughes brother is ofc Luke

trevorzegras hey, I miss you. that’s all

yourusername sitting across from you . . . ?

trevorzegras too far

jackhughes wow

user2 def something between yn and Trevor. I can feel it

Liked by yourusername

colecaufield everyone’s favorite besties

yourusername damn right!

_alexturcotte what about us!?

jamie.drysdale or ME!?

trevorzegras or, I don’t know, the boy you’ve known since DIAPERS??

yourusername can I not have more than one best friend?

_alexturcotte no

jamie.drysdale no

trevorzegras no

lhughes_06 I don’t see the problem with it

trevorzegras you’re the problem Luke

yourusername this is why Luke is my favorite

trevorzegras

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trevorzegras besties kiss sometimes, right???

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jackhughes NO

jackhughes IS THIS REAL!?

yourusername do you want it to be fake?

jackhughes I’m in shock

user1 I knew it

_alexturcotte if you say you saw this coming you’re lying

jamie.drysdale I saw this coming. I live with them

_alexturcotte okay you don’t count

yourusername good shock or bad shock?

_alexturcotte good for sure

elblue6 aw he’ll be good for you!

Liked by yourusername

yourusername teehee I love you 🤍

trevorzegras I love you most :)

lhughes_06 what does this mean for us?

yourusername I think you know 😔

lhughes_06 can you still be my cougar on the weekends?

trevorzegras no

yourusername I think you getting 5 out of the 7 days is a fair deal

trevorzegras you’re literally my GIRLFRIEND

colecaufield there’s a label!?

user2 sad day for teenage girls everywhere

tterry19 I think it’s time for her to meet the rest of your teammates. Just Jamie and Simon aren’t cutting it

yourusername he won’t let me! apparently I come off too strong

trevorzegras I didn’t say it like that!

yourusername your words, and I quote, were “the guys don’t get to meet you yet. you might try to be best friends with them and scare them away”

jamie.drysdale I was actually there when he said this

trevorzegras Jamie you’re supposed to be on my side

jamie.drysdale 🤷🏼‍♀️

colecaufield i knew something was fishy @ the Hughes’

yourusername what gave it away?

colecaufield “Trevor, let me help you go find pretzels you dropped in the couch”

bradytkachuk “Trevor can you help me brush my teeth”

_quinnhughes “Trevor I need someone to hold my hand while I skateboard”

yourusername no way I said the one about brushing teeth

trevorzegras you did. I vividly remember. I get secondhand embarrassment

_quinnhughes don’t make fun of her, you were just as bad. the way you looked at her made it very obvious

yourusername aww ya sap

trevorzegras 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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yourusername my boy ❤️

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lhughes_06 hey that’s not me🥲

yourusername you’re my Lukey🫶🏻

lhughes_06 that seems better

jamie.drysdale thought that was our spot Trev?🤔

trevorzegras it’s not what it looks like

yourusername you don’t wanna know what’s happened on that roof

jamie.drysdale EW NO

trevorzegras MAKEOUTS JAMIE! get your head out of the gutter

yourusername I realize my mistake 🤦🏼‍♀️

anaheimducks thanks for always sharing your boy!

yourusername i 🧡 the ducks

user1 this relationship makes me happy

jackhughes same

yourusername 🥹

trevorzegras I love you so much yn

yourusername you’re the only one for me Trevor Zegras

lhughes_06 🤨

yourusername *one of the only ones for me

trevorzegras not sure I like this joke

lhughes_06 joke?

yourusername what joke?

_quinnhughes TZ’s all grown up

trevorzegras I got the girl 😎

yourusername i miss you Quinn!

_quinnhughes i miss you ynn! aren’t you coming to Hawaii w/ us??

yourusername hawaii?

jackhughes I may have forgotten to mention it to her

jackhughes hey yn will you come to Hawaii with us please!? we’d love to have you!

yourusername uh of course, but only because of Quinn.

yourusername will Luke be there?

lhughes_06 wherever you go I go, remember? package deal??

trevorzegras do I get an invite??

_quinnhughes if you keep it in your pants the whole trip

yourusername damn Quinn!

tysmith_6 you bring out the best in him

trevorzegras doesn’t she??

yourusername 🫶🏻🫶🏻

#nhl #hockey #hockey imagine #instagram edit #instagram imagine #trevor zegras #anaheim ducks #trevor zegras x reader #trevor zegras imagine #trevor zegras x y/n

[garb-rage]

Going Thrift Shopping with the main 4 (Hcs)

🛼- Summary - Head cannons about your experience thrift shopping with the boys!

- Pairing(s)- (SEPARATE) Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Eric Cartman x gn!Reader

🛼- Reader info - gn!reader and established relationship

- Warnings - none! (Unless you count swearing ig lmao)

………………………………………………………

🐀 - Kenny McCormick -

He’s so down, he’s SEEN all the ice cold shit you’ve found, and wants in on the action asap

Kenny had known about thrifting for a while, but hadn’t put too much thought into it due to money being tight and all, but according to YOU

���You just have to know where to look”

“Trust me I know a spot” “trust me this is where the heat is”

And trust you he did, because after taking him to some fun spots, there was no going back.

Thrifting buddy 24/7, just LOVES looking at the old clothes and pretending to be an old geezer with you, it makes him giggle

Fr makes up stories about shit he finds, probably forced you to wear it and purposely make you feel silly

“THIS old sweater was worn in the trenches of Mexico alongside my great great grandpa” 💀💀 and it’s a Star Wars T-shirt

Purposely finds good and bad clothes for you and him (he has pretty good fashion sense so you KNOW when hes got a shit eating grin)

If the shop has changing rooms, expect long ass fashion shows, the man spends WAY too much time looking at himself. He probably won’t even buy anything 98% of the time!! He’s just having fun with you!

Honestly, neither of you fucking knew that South Park had so many little shops like that!! Small towns DECEIVE!

The both of you almost always get coffee after a haul, it just feels right

And showing up to Tweek Bros. In the new shirt/sweater/etc, he feels like royalty ngl

Overall Kenny really enjoys the time spent with you, and the small moments between showing each other items or clothes really makes him feel momentarily flushed (he sees this sparkle in your eyes and he can’t help but melt)

Probably calls you a Cougar if you’re wearing something he deems “old” smh 😔

Also expect lots of “this reminded me of you”s and its the ugliest t-shirt you’ve ever seen

🧤 - Kyle Broflovski -

Ok he probably didn’t understand it at first and got kind of worried like

Is this your last resort 😔😔 he wouldn’t mind getting you something nice if you wanted 😔😔😔

You had to explain its a THING for you, like, it’s fun and you can find some pretty cool and cute things if you look hard enough!

Whatever, he wants to join in order to understand, and he surprisingly has good luck with good finds?? You’ll definitely force him to try at least ONE thing

Listen. This boy dresses himself like his mom still picks out his clothes ok. Button-ups, polos, nice jackets, Kyle’s a smartass and he wants to dress the part (😍) so for some reason it’s SO new to him, and he’s worried he’ll find something stupid and he won’t even know

Just wants your approval (he’s a sweaty nerd)

SURPRISINGLY, FINDS THE COOLEST THINGS! EVERY TIME!

Ok not every time but the matching old ass Terrance And Phillip shirts are a huge flex to him so hes happy

You’ll probably buy most of the things he shows you (they become your favorite and you wear them constantly)

Kyle and you are the same.like. “Oh this? Kyle found this necklace when we went thrifting together 🙄🙄”

And he’s constantly letting everyone know “Yeah this is a 1986 original Terrance And Phillip T-shirt matching with my partner 🙄🙄”

Everyone’s sick of it

You’ll go home with him after thrifting and Ike will TOTALLY make fun of you guys

Kyle, poor boy so In love, gets extremely giddy when you’re wearing something he found for you (blushing mess tbh)

Melts even more when you get some old stuffed animal for Ike and Ike ends up ADORING it (bonus brownie points from Sheila and Gerald)

He still doesn’t understand the whole thrift thing, I mean, newer clothes just last longer and fit his style more!! What!!

He enjoys going with you anyways and lovingly watches you get excited over small things like that <3

🎸 - Stan Marsh -

Crazy not so crazy, he’s actually gone a few times, really likes it too if it’s a good day

This, of course, makes you SUPER happy and you’re instantly dragging him to every spot South Park has

When he was with the goth kids, he remembered them talking about it, tried it for himself and was slightly obsessed for a bit

Indifferent about most of it, just likes going for the old band shirts or something with a funny graphic on it

Maybe a jacket or two as well

ACTUALLY he goes insane if there’s a cool looking varsity jacket or some jerseys yet to be worn

Although,,,,,,he has the worst luck with everything he cannot find anything good or something he likes,,,,

It’s either got shit stains or beer stains or god forbid SHARPIE or PAINT like WHY are these here

You gotta step in and hand him some of your luck, he wants his punk rock t-shirts or whatever 🙄 (he’s eternally grateful)

Thinks you look super cute in anything you’ve found, but gets slightly impatient if you’re taking too long in a dressing room or looking In the same section for too long

If there’s a certain band shirt you’re both looking for? He’s going to the ends of the earth (Just in South Park) to find it for you

Naturally, you’ll both have a blast just talking about where things have come from or chuckling over something funny looking

You’ll dress each other up in jackets too big for each other, it’s sweet and innocent 😭😭✊

Shelley caught wind of you two going thrifting every so often, she’ll kick out Stan and just wanna go with you 💀💀

Spoiler alert Shelley has TOO much fun with you and it becomes a thing (much to Stan’s dismay)

You’ll MOST LIKELY find stupid shit with her and constantly “hahaha Stan would look fucking STUPID in this”

“I know right!!”

Randy saw you wearing something you had found with Stan, thought it was Sharon’s for a while and was super confused 🤨🤨🤨

Overall, super fun chill time with the Marsh boy you love him, go get Ice cream with him after a haul ✊✊

🦝 - Eric Cartman -

“What the fuck are you wearing”

“It’s a cardigan I found doesn’t it look good!”

“Found where 💀💀💀”

ALSO DIDNT understand it and probably heard “shoplifting” instead of the former

You have to FORCE him to join you tbh and he suggested robbing Stan’s mom would get the job done faster, whatever

Pretends to be SUUUUPER bored and uninterested, like ugh he’s shopping? Says it’s totally gay

(SECRETLY LOVES SEEING YOU HAPPY 🥶)

Probably wouldn’t look around, just tag along while pretending to hate the entire experience (you know he doesn’t, you see his eyes go towards cool looking things in the shops)

Gets pretty impatient if he’s somewhere for too long, unless you REALLY beg him and find something that “meets his standards”

HATED thrifting until you found him a shirt without sleeves, looked corny as hell, had some bootleg graphic and inspirational quote and shit

Eric FELL IN LOVE WITH IT 😭😭 it showed off his muscles of course

You just HAD to get it for him, doesn’t stop wearing it, claims he found it until you give him the side eye

“We found it together 😍🙏”

“🤨”

You won’t go as often with him, but when you do (and when he’s not bitching about how boring it is), it’s actually a really fun time and he’ll make you crack tf up with snarky comments about things

He’s rude-funny and you are in love with it, especially when it’s towards something you like, you KNOW he doesn’t mean that bs towards you

Liane just HAD to mention that thrifting gets quite a lot of business in South Park, his con-man instincts went wild

Eric just wanted to start a business with you!! Resell items and clothes as if they were worth it! (They are not) fake stories galore!

Stop him before it’s too late please

DAMN WRITING FOR THEM HIS DIFFICULT, HOPE ITS IN CHARACTER, FIRST POST YALL 💀🙏

#south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #South Park #south park hcs #x Reader #x y/n #kyle brovlofski #Kyle Broflovski x reader #Kyle Broflovski x y/n #kenny mccormick #kenny mcormick x reader #Kenny McCormick x y/n #Stan Marsh #stan marsh x reader #Stan marsh x y/n #gn reader #gender neutral #gender neutral reader #eric cartman #Eric Cartman x reader #Eric Cartman x y/n #Kyle Broflovski hcs #kyle broflovski headcanons #Kenny McCormick hcs #kenny mccormick headcanons #Eric Cartman hcs #eric cartman headcanons #Stan marsh hcs #Stan marsh headcanons

[cherryxcadbury]

Hello, soo I thought on one with Jude in which your older than him (22) and you start to receive hate and people calling you cougar and he acts very mature with you.

You & I, Always

“This is fuckin’ ridiculous.” You grumbled, running a hand through your luscious locks.

You scoffed at the Instagram dm you’d received from a fanpage of his.

What the fuck is wrong with you. He’s a newly turned adult and you’re a grown woman. Get a guy your own age you cougar 🙄

This was just one of the many messages like this you’d been receiving for the past three days. You’d been dating Jude since the end of July 2021, the two of you’d gone public in November. At that time, most people adored you two. They thought your relationship was so sweet and adorable. With the exception of the occasional jealous fan girl.

However, recently, Jude’s fans had managed to find out how old you were, and well, let’s just say they weren’t happy. After realising there was a four year age different between the two of you, they went at you hard.

You were accused of being a cougar, grooming him, using a younger guy for his looks and money etc.

The hate didn’t make you cry but you sure as hell were pissed off that you didn’t do anything wrong.

“Jesus. They need to chill out.” You sighed as you read another message.

HE IS 20. WE KNOW YOU GROOMED HIM.

“Right how the hell could you groom him if you met him after he turned 18?” You best friend Zara shook her head as she read the message.

“Okay bro I get they care about Jude and all a lot but they gotta calm down.” Zara mumbled.

“Zara. I didn’t do anything wrong. Did I? Is he too young for me?” You began to doubt the certainty that there was nothing wrong with you dating Jude.

“Uh hell no! There’s no such thing as to yo—actually there is. However, Jude‘s 20 and only like two years younger. The people sending you these messages are just jealous twelve year old simps, nothing to worry about love.” Zara comforted. You nodded numbly. “I gotta go for dinner. Jude will be home any minute know. I’ll see you later Zara.” You hugged your friend goodbye.

“Bye Y/N. Remember love, don’t let it get to you.” She whispered into your ear.

Begrudgingly, you left Zara’s apartment and started on your journey back to Jude’s which in honesty, was not very far.

You put your AirPods in, turned up some Taylor Swift and made your way to the underground station. Just a few stops to go, then you’d be home. Humming along to Welcome To New York, you felt all of your worries had gone away. The people who insulted you on social media were just silly and jealous.

Wow, Taylor Swift really could make all of your problems go away.

You were about one stop away when you realised two girls across from you were frantically whispering. They looked about your age, maybe 20/21.

They spoke quickly and in a hushed manner. But not quiet enough, because you could understand them perfectly fine. The girls spoke in German, which they probably assumed you did not understand.

“Yeah that’s the girl. The one who’s dating Jude.” The raven haired mumbled, eyeing you up and down.

“Ah. She’s pretty.” The other one, a redhead responded.

“Yeah. But she’s like 22.” The other girl shot back.

“What? But he’s like 3 years younger than her.” The redhead’s distaste for you was growing quickly.

“Hmm. Jude needs a girl his own age.” Raven hair clicked her tongue.

“Definitely. This girl’s probably a cougar.” Redhead scrutinised the way you looked.

You felt tears quickly coming to your eyes. You looked down in embarrassment. This was mortifying. Thankfully, before you had to listen to anymore, your stop was here. You bolted out before anyone else could insult you.

Luckily, Jude’s apartment was not far from this stop. About a block. You sped walked all the way to the building and dashed in. The lobby man had grown quite accustomed to your visits and smiled as you walked straight to the elevator.

You clicked the top floor and were at Jude’s in no time. Inserting the key, you quickly unlocked the door, put your stuff down, and shut it.

By now your face had grown rosy, giving you a child like look. It was very apparent that you’d been crying the little makeup you had on was smudged. You tried very hard to clean yourself up before seeing Jude, who was lying on the sofa, playing FIFA in the sitting room.

Upon hearing your footsteps, he turned his head.

“Afternoon love dinn-Hey! What’s wrong?” He asked you, seeing your tear stained cheeks.

He immediately dropped his controller and went straight to you. Jude wrapped his arms around your waist and you compensated by wrapping yours around his neck. He hugged you tight as you cried into his chest.

“What’s wrong love.” Jude whispered, caressing your hair.

You sniffled quietly.

“It’s nothing really, just a bit emotional today.”

“If something’s got you crying, I want to know who or what it was.” Jude said sternly.

You wiped your face again.

“Just when I was with Zara, my phone started buzzing. Been getting some hateful Instagram dms about our age different and whatnot. How I apparently groomed you. Then on the way here, two girls were across from me on the train. They were speaking in German and saying the exact same things. Saying how disgusting it was.” You explained.

Jude’s stern look immediately melted to an apologetic one.

“I’m sorry love. This is all my fault. You don’t deserve any of this. They’re just jealous of how perfect you are.” He kissed your forehead.

“I’m sorry for crying.” You mumbled.

“Don’t ever ever be sorry for that.” Jude spoke, resting his forehead on yours.

“I made pasta bolognese, your favourite. Let’s go eat, yeah?” Jude suggested, linking his hand with yours.

You were so so lucky.

*** Jude had already fallen asleep next to you in the bed. His arms were wrapped around your waist, as he rested his head on your chest as he slept.

You had just finished reading the chapter of your book for the night. Sighing, you put it down and turned off the light before checking Instagram one last time. Your lips immediately curved into a smile upon seeing the first post that popped up on your timeline. @judebellingham

Liked by @masonmount, @jadonsancho and 678,261 others @judebellingham: my girl, forever & always♾️

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@trentarnold66: soon to be best couple in Liverpool 🤩

@liliagonzalooo: my fave couple ever 🤩

@zaraaa8: u did good bellingham

@erlinghaaland: Jude’s a lucky guy.

You turned over and glanced at your sleeping boyfriend.

“Thank you Jude.”

confession time, this is so old it might be from 2021.

#jude bellingham #jude bellingham imagine #jude Bellingham imagines #jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham x you #bellingham #Footballers #football #soccer #football imagines #World Cup 2022 #World Cup #Imagines #jude bellingham blurb #bvb imagines #bvb #england nt

[alotofteez]

Hi, first of all I love your Sphallolalia series, it reminds me of this guy I had a crush on im high school (especially because he was 1 year younger than me and everyone felt the need to point that out and call me cradle robber and cougar) and some of the things that go on between the reader and san is what went down between us, however things didn't end so well, but anyways I love the series because I can relate to it, and second of all, I'm sorry things didn't turn out well for you with that guy, and I too also went through this phase of being so harsh on myself and regretting everything about me and recently just growing tired of it, so I said screw this and just started listing the things I like about myself, and I decided to see the things I regret about myself as weaknesses that I can just work on. I feel like being in your 20s is just going through a self reflection and just figuring out ways to feel empowered and good about ourselves, I dreaded being in my 20s, but now that I've gone through some reflection I look forward to the last three years I have left in my 20s and look forward to my 30s. I'm sorry if nothing I said makes sense; I just hope that you too can eventually stop letting these burdens be burdens lol and be able to live life at least decently happy or content and not be filled with negative thoughts. I hope at the time your reading this (if you read it) you're okay and healthy and are having a good day or had a good day 😊

I'm glad you've enjoyed Sphall so far! I was also called a cradle robber and cougar in high school, even if the person was like a month younger than me. It was so annoying because I was one of the older students in my grade so most of my crushes were younger🙄

With that guy, I think I just really wanted to finally settle down that I took the break up a lot harder. In that desperation, I overlooked some things about him that should have been red flags. So now, I feel a lot better because he potentially could have been really toxic and destroyed my already fragile mental health. In Sphall, I've touched on being behind in life and running out of time, which are things I actually worry about quite a bit. I channel a lot of my own feelings into that story. Those feelings were definitely why I was devastated by the breakup. I'm 26, unemployed, not married, and without kids; those things are always on my mind, and I have to constantly remind myself that it's okay to be those things. I'd rather be all those things than be unhappy in a relationship with a toxic person. Right now, I feel a lot better than I did when he broke up with me. Thank you for your advice and for sharing your life experience. I hope you are well and having/had a good day too❤️

#asks #anon

[cherrysnax]

my girl keep calling me a cougar cause I’m 23…we have a 5 month difference 🙄

#trying to SULLY my GOOD name

[rueren]

my favourite thing ever is how over 2 years ago my friends forced me into talking with this british guy in a room on houseparty and no matter how many times we end up ghosting each other (aka he gets annoying and i start declining calls) he comes back a couple months later still obsessed as ever

#ruu here #i logged into my snap after a month to talk to ppl for my bday #and he was all #i called u a million times i thougt u died #and we hadnt talked for 3 months before that #like awhhh #hes an asshole and so fcking annoying and he gets on my nerves a solid week into talking again #every single time #without fail #but hes hot #n his voice is pretty #n v lineeeee and arm vEINS #he is a year younger than me tho #calls me a cougar 🙄🙄 #but hes hot so i allow it #if he was some guy in my city i would neverrrrr even entertain that omfg absolutely not #but its fun cuz well never meet yanno???? or even *think* about being a thing

[roxy206]

Chad calling herself a cougar

LATRIIIIIIICE the splitssssss

You know what I actually like that Willam blindly handed out colors

Them talking about Stonewall - heavy but important

The dolls are fightinggggg

Omg Latrice’s look

The bottom two have to be Jiggly & Milan without a doubt

Well actually DiDa is also a contender for the bottom - I always forget about her

I think Michelle gives the best critiques

“Chad can do no wrong” so true

I’m surprised Latrice didn’t win the challenge though

BORN THIS WAY

JIGGLYYYYYY

I feel like my eyes are going to get stuck in the back of my head I’ve rolled them so much at Phi Phi

Reading is fundamental

I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be so good at reading

I. Love. Latrice.

Oh Willam dropping the name of another show? Shocking

The way they all went LIABILITY the second Sh*ron climbed on that cat tower

Omg Chad’s look 😍

Everyone flirting with this photographer

Oh my god this runway look Chaddddd

“With a side of titty” … the way there’s no padding to be seen though

Okay so IMO I don’t think there’s an issue with Sh*ron always wearing contacts

Willam flashing the judges accidentally oh my god

We couldn’t have had this lie detector on season 7??

Sh*ron & Phi Phi having to work together … yikes

I think the Sh*ron & Phi Phi feud is worse than the Alyssa & Coco drama

This episode is so so awkward

Yes Latrice & Willam

WHAT IS HAPPENING

… what???

I’m still shook over that disqualification

Chad being the one to be upset about it ☹️

Can Phi Phi please go now because 🙄🙄🙄

I. Love. Chad.

Omg this preview of the next segment did they get some white cis straight guy to give advice because he definitely thought someone meant kai kai when they said kiki

This guy is way too serious

Oh I think Sh*ron is going to kill this challenge though

Oh noooooooooooooooooo

Phi Phi whaaaaaaat the fuck

Not Sh*ron saying “my young lovers” wow ☠️

Phi Phi yikes YIKES

Also just like this is the second season I’ve seen where Ru uses a pun playing off the R word & … really? Really? [Category is: Fuck Ru]

Why am I not surprised that Santino liked Phi Phi’s inappropriate jokes

Latriiiiiiiiiice this lip syncccccccc

I’m sorry how is Willam an option for them to bring back when she was just disqualified?? I’m so fucking confused

I saw that this episode is titled DILFs so naturally I had to watch it today instead of waiting

Not them making protest signs lmao

Lowkey that was really ballsy of them

The way I was like this first dad is hot … & he’s a grandfather. That tracks

Well this man is out of pocket

No Chad please I’m going to cry over him talking about how important gay marriage is

The dolls explaining how to tuck always kills me

Sorry but Sh*ron & her DILF cannot compare to the eyepatch queen

Robin Mansions is a great drag name though

Okay but Phi Phi has made me cry 😭😭😭

THE GLUED ON SHOES OMFG

I love how invested the guests get on the makeover episodes

LATRICE LIP SYNCING ARETHA

Why am I crying

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