#cant have shit in here my god

[muslim-flint]

mothers i SWEAR to god. this woman DECIDED to stop buying drinks when she gets groceries for months now bc my brothers always empty the bottles too fast and we aint got the money to buy too many . but when i buy myself a can of smthg she calls me selfish bc i could've taken "a whole bottle for the family".......BRO

#like bro wth....i paid for half of yesterday's dinner and u call me selfish for buying a CAN OF REDBULL after being outside in 30+ degrees. #she sure has her ways of twisting shit man i hate when she does that. AND LAST TIME I ACTUALLY BOUGHT A WHOLE BOTTLE SHE WASNR HAPPY ABT IT #cant have shit in here my god #she doesnt always do that kind of stuff but when she decides shes annoyed abt a random thing she wont get off my fucking back #rizcore

[weirdwaterbear]

I envy my fellow Malevolent fans who can remember all the names/key story beats/mystery elements throughout the series and connect dots conspiracy board-style. Couldn't be me. I am just along for the ride. I don't listen to this series for the detailed narrative I listen to it to hear two fucked-up idiots bicker and kill monsters and experience The Horrors. And for the sound design.

#txt #ramblings #malevolent #this is a joke i do also rly enjoy how detailed and immersive the story is its phenomenal #i just have adhd and i cant remember SHIT lmao #someone on here made a trivia quiz for season 1 and i failed that shit so hard #s1 was 84 years ago in my mind wdym. how could I possibly remember a god damn thing from that

[stinkrascal]

the person who i stopped being friends with came to my fucking house to ask me if i blocked her???? oh my fucking god lady you are 35 YEARS OLD??????

#i cant believe that fucking happened oh my god??????? she actually came to my house?????? #remember how i was having a freakout about how i thought she’d come to my house n i was checking windows and shit HA i feel validated now #OH MY GOD??????? my boyfriend had to tell her to leave bc she just kept standing there at the door??????? #he CLOSED THE BLINDS ON HER FACE AND STILL WOULDN’T LEAVE????????? #i cant believe that fucking happened I CANT BELIEVE A 35 YEAR OLD CONFRONTED ME IRL ABOUT BLOCKING HER PHONE NUMBER HOLY SHIT #thank god my amazing twin brother and his spouse and my boyfriend were here to help me bc id literally freak the fuck out if i was alone #i feel so unsafe now holy shit what a fucking weirdo 😭

[stiffyck]

watching a video about AI "art" and im losing braincells over some of these people oh my god

#the way someone ACTUALLY SAID THEYRE NEVER PAYING ANY ARTIST AGAIN AND ARE THANKFUL TO AI???? #FUCK YOU #i dont wanna do art professionally #i just draw for fun and for myself #but GOD THERE ARE SO MANY ARTISTS LOSING THEIR JOBS OVER AI #AND SOME POEPLE THINK ITS A GOOD THING #FUCKING WHAT!!!!! FUCK YOU #i hate ai art and i hate anyone who fucking tries to defend it #get off my blog #we support artists here #if you cant comission an artist because you dont have the money THATS FINE!!! IM NOT MAD BECAUSE YOURE NOT THROWING MONEY AT ARTISTS #IM MAD THAT BIG COMPANIES AND PEOPLE WHO CAN AFFORD TO PAY ARTISTS USE AI SO THEY DONT HAVE TO PAY ACTUAL FUCKING ARTISTS #IDK IF IM MAKING SENSE BUT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AM I SO MAD #stiff talk #stiff angy #new tag #for me getting pissed over shit

[ganondoodle]

got visually spoiled on the literally last thing i was still actively missing and working towards in totk but i dont think im gonna like it anyway ...

if it is what i think it is, and what it looks like to be, its just yet another nail in the coffin (or however you say that) as to why the lore sucks in this game even tho it had such good setup and so much potential

#ganondoodles talks #totk spoilers #tagging it as such bc im gonna say my current thoguhts about it here #again its just visually and i havent seen the text to it yet #so please dont say anythign about it #but #im 100% certain its the reward for all shrines which i dont have yet #and first of all it looks dumb as shit #and second of all its supposed to be the ancient hero in the tapestry isnt it #the zonau got their grimy hands on that too dont they #the thing that was such a cool mystery all this time got solved just like that isnt it #nintendo saw us theorizing about gan being the ancient hero and thought oh gods now we cant give him nuance quickly invent some zonau excus #however that makes sense since they were supposedly long gone by the time the first calamity happened #which still happened even with the time fuckery going on since the tapestry still exists and the last guardian remains #tho it doesnt look quite like a zonau but more like some creepy ass unholy mix of a lizard and gerudo #im gonna wait with my final judgement since i havent read the text yet #but it for sure isnt motivating me more to get all the last 50 or so shrines #i regret finishing the underground first so much man #all you get is a you did it sticker #literally #should have done the shrines first so at least i couldnt get spoiled on that still #im guessing its funney reference or whatever #some mysteries are better left unsolved #didnt want to rush and get all shrines in a hurry and isntead explore it on my own since the exploring part and world is what i love #aside from the music #but i guess i gotta do that now #actual shrine hutning stream incoming i guess #:/

[spearxwind]

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#hi im bfposting real quick #in a week me and my guy wil have been together for six months!! hello!!! thats so much time already!! #it feels like only yesterday that i was simpposting about him on here like a crazy person #for like two weeks. and then right after that i was boyfposting. oh how the turn tables #anyway im so 💗💞💓💗💖💘❣💕❤💓💗💞💖💘💗💞💓 (again and again and again and again) #thank god i didnt tag any of my simp posts so i cant look back on them i might die from cringe. i mean i remember what i wrote but still #i mean. im STILL simping whatever i say is just future me's problem #honestly crossposting from my previous text post. im out here thinking abt shit that had never crossed my mind before. whats happening to m

[theambivalentagender]

Reminder that if you want to complain about something you see in free fan content that you think is cliche or overdone, considering instead

1) Moving on to different content

2) Removing your entitled head from your ass

And if you end up equating mundane cliches you're annoyed at seeing in fan content with somehow encouraging and perpetrating negative aspects of society as a whole, consider instead

1) Touching grass. Eating grass. Getting down in there and SNORTING grass for the love of fuck

#fan content #fanfic #fanart #im not even talking about pro or anti ship discourse here thats a whole other mess #what prompted this was people apparently complaining about pregnancy and having kids depicted in fanfic #a fucking fanfic author writing two characters having kids isnt forcing a natalism by default narrative in society oh my god #oh my fucking god #shit like this just discourages people from making their own fan content and i cant stand it

[snvffsoda]

why do i care so much about people who wouldn't even care if i fell off the face of the earth

#im too fucking nice #i swear to god i hate it so much #why can't i just be cold and rude like them why do i always have to be kind or care #i give them my fucking heart when i talk and they cant even start a conversation without me saying something #im just a mess lmao #sorry i don't like venting here but i just wanna get this shit out #tw vent

[themyscirah]

Suffering more than Jesus atm (being a fan of 80s/90s Suicide squad in 2024)

#god amanda waller what did they do to you.... #i KNOW i never shut up about this but GUYS ITS SO BAD #fucking WHY would you take the interesting antihero protagonist and then strip her of any redeeming quality and use her as this horrific #unforgivable villain who is treated as a hated antagonist in her own comics #WHERE SHE ISNT EVEN THE MAIN CHARACTER MOST OF THE TIME #like why are you trying to make me sympathize with fucking harley quinn or smth when the actual main character is right there. why are we #turning her into this horrific villain w a million master plans making deals with the devil and shit. #we are supposed to like her. like maybe not all dc fans do because shes almost always an antagonist in other books but in her own shes the #main character!!! there should be some aspect of interest or sympathy for her. as opposed to just making her like badass or whatever #so sick of this #and its in freaking EVERYTHING right now on god i cant read other comics that are otherwise good (like ga) and enjoy them without the #obligatory intense demonification of one of my fave characters #like shes my no 6 in locg for a reason i genuinely love waller like yeah she sucks sometimes but shes INTERESTING. #this is not interesting or creative in any way what theyre doing with her #this genuinely could have been any government baddie like honestly #dont flatten 3 dimensional characters into 1 dimension (or at best like 1.5) to tell a story you tell the story around the 3d characters. #why do i need to say this. basic competent storytime #blah #amanda waller #istg i throw out another waller rant every freaking tuesday on here #suicide squad #you know what. at least we had the movie #you heard me. higher hopes for the new gunn dceu series than actual comics for the forseeable future #viola davis save me... #need to do a bit of 00s reading still to verify but on god watch this all come down to a fucking new 52 thing. like not to say that i think #thats where it all went wrong bc i need to read more to verify but i have an idea of what rlly did it and i think it was a nu52 decision #but then again maybe im stupid

[boxwinebaddie]

does cd's management like raven and jersey dating? bc i just knowww that raven started taking care of himself and looking cleaner

oooooh.

okay, so i am going to answer this through the lens of ravenstan and jerseykyle secretly dating sort of in the middle of rm, after kyle finds out raven is his stan ( which is my second favorite chapter aaaaa!!!! ) because by the time they start actually officially dating/are out to the public, the original corrupt management line-up, namely fartman aka e.t. tenorman, are dissolved/dealt w.

but management...while they don't Know abt it,

…they do naught like it.

At All, tbh.

because, yes, while i do think that kyle be ironing stan's pants and fluffing up his hair...he do be equally fucking it like secretly violently making out with him before shows ahsdlkadsk so, like, as a result, i would proport that stan is cleaner...but his reputation gets Sloppier.

i say this because ravenstan is a 'yes man', lived under managements thumb ( by management i really just mean cartman -- i called him 'management' so as not to give too much away ), was basically a pretty boy rockstar marionette that cartman could get to do whatever he wanted bc he owns raven/all of the cd boys technically.

but when stan starts secretly dating kyle...jersey really bolsters his confidence and rae starts to get very bold and defiant/take his power back. bc kyle watching stan wither is like, you don't need to take that baby! you are in charge, this is your show. you don't have to do whatever they want! they're the ones who have to listen to YOU.

so when management starts ordering stan around, for like the first time since he started being raven, he puts his little combat boot down ( ravenstan having tiny ass feet is so funny to me ) and is like "no, i don't want to do that. i want to do this." literally my man is like "I. SAID. I. WANT. TO. GO. TO. TACO. BELL!" sdhkjsahd go awwhff!

but more than any of that...he just looks so much Happier. :') like he is drinking waaaaay less, he's smiling so much more and it's genuine, its not a shield for his sadness...him and kyle do play up hating each other to divert the suspicions of their friends and the world around them, which is so funny bc they're like "i hate you" and then texting each other hearts and smileys, kickin their feet and twirling their hair.

tldr: stan gets securer, happier and bouncier while secretly dating kyle, but that means his performance as gritty bad boy heartthrob raven of crimson dawn gets a lot weaker, faker and messier. he starts standing his ground and i'm not sure about whether cart knows or not, but i think the wheels are turnin in his head, watching stan and kyle sit closer and closer together, stan racing out of his dressing room with his clothes askew, at meetings on his phone w/ heart eyes.

cartman gets angry/jealous, feels like he's losing control,

ergo...

Enter Call Girl. ;)

-uncle nina, diabolically wringing her fingers together

#i hope this answers your question darling #but yeah jersey does clean ravenstan up #( he does look his best w his hair a lil messy tho ) #and he drinks a lot less so he is way less sad and tired #like u can just see the he is noticably healthier #mentally and physically all of a sudden #and kyle starts teaching stan to stand up for himself and stop taking all of carts shit and doing whatev everyone else wants #so stan starts being hella bold and being like no!! i don't want to!!!! which freeeeaks cartman/management out #jim marj n kenny are also shook bc holy shit did our stan just yell did our stan just argue yo im scared but this is awesome #but yeah cartman gets mad mad mad i think he starts having a pi follow ravenstan/jersey and starts lurking on em and #to put an end to things... #for a bad time cartman contacts call girl with an offer ( who as a rising star does need the clout of dating raven of cd ) #and the internet blows up w the news that punkrock prince raven of cd is dating the internets gf pop princess call girl #and ohhhhhh my god stan had no idea #and when kyle sees it??? ALLLL HELL BREAKS LOOSE #its such a mess he wont even let stan explaIN DUDE :( hes just like stay the hell away from me i cant believe u lied to me #AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN #were in hell #but yeah daibolical am i right #also call girl did not know raven of crimson dawn was not down with it she was also confused bc she thought #raven was dating jersey askhdksd like everyone else!!! but cartman was like no :) just publicity stunt :) sign here <3 #hEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MESSY AS HELL

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

might remake to a new account entirely and change the name i go by

#depresso rant incoming skipp all this if you dont wanna hear it #txt #el/ena might have to become a deadname for lack of a better word sjdhfg #putting the slash because im beyond paranoid now #nothing on this earth is sacred i feel like ive lost the only safe space i had left #would you guys call me some silly name if i asked :-( fuck #shit im so hurt this is the worst #trying to be positive so im not just a huge drag but im so isolated in my real life and as stupid as it sounds #tumblr was becoming a little home id carved out for myself #and i feel like im never going to feel safe here again #but in order to tell you guys about a new blog url ill have to post about it which means they might see it too and uagshfg #and god it doesnt even matter bc my arts out there anyway and a few random 10k+ note posts so theres a chance theyll find me no matter what #and shit i loved so many of my old urls but i cant ever reuse them and i feel like im seriously losing my fucking mind trying to hide #like tumblr and having you guys was the only thing keeping me going through all this shit and it feels like ive lost all of that comfort #this is gonna be the worst fucking birthday ever dude just for that extra cherry on top like i seriously have nothing going for me rn SJDHG #denver and a few lovely mutuals to keep me kicking but oughgf #i feel sick #feel like i need to shower and scrub my soul raw to get this vile ass feeling out #god im sorry to be negative i rlly am i try to keep things cheery round here but im styeadily reaching my limit #and i want to reblog stuff to comfort myself but i dont want to reblog anything in case theyre watching and fuck im so dfjsfgjksfjkgsfkdgh #i could really go for a hug right about now s'all

[gobstoppr]

mspaint fanart of this fucked up xuppu plush i found on google

#i dragged my discord server into watching all of miraculous and god its jsut. such a show #the show is infinitely entertaining bc theres so much enjoyment i get laughing at how much of a mess it is #and theres still enough actual good stuff where its like yea im here for a reason #the jarring tonal shifts #the occasional janky animation #the infinite refusal to change the status quo too much (that is changing some this season but its still funny to me) #the show is clumsy. thats how id describe it. #i dont hate it. i fucking love it. i love it cuz its sometimes shit. i love it cuz it shows promise for a few seconds and then does a 180 #anyways i got distracted. point is that in our server weve decided to roleplay.as the kwamis. as a bit #they dont really have personalities but they DO have a bunch of absolute beasts of plushies n stuff online for pfps #we cant stop laughing at the fuckign xuppu one. why he look like that. look at him. #im not gonna actually tag this as miraculous bc i dont want people to bash me for my takes here in the tags. #if u like the show thats epic more power to you #i just am infinitely fascinated by it #and i have a very low bar for what gets me to laugh when im with my friends . this show is unintentionally the funniest shit ever #art #text #xuppu

[ribbonpinky-art]

want to cry!!!!!! fatphobia makes me want to cry so hard

a cute pic of Seiran and chubby Ringo, then boom next panel Seiran is making Ringo do situps whilst poking her belly. stabbed straight into my heart

#its so fkcing hard being triggered by smth so inescapable #also good on yall for making seiran a fatphobic piece of shit. is that cute and funny to you? what is the appeal here? #its cause u hate us right? ik that. we dont have the right to exist in a not-thin form ik that youd do anything to make us dissapear #if i had a friend that made me try to lose weight.. if they told me my body looked bad.. they would simply not be my friend #im so sorry. im very sad and angry and hurt hurt hurt #here come the waterworks wheeeeee #unfollowed the person i saw it from... i cant stay around ppl like that even if theyre friends w my friends #i cant do this. and mirrin warned me itll get so much worse due to new years resolutions. im so sad. i cant take it #pls make it stop pls let us just exist we are not bad or wrong for existing #fuck should i put trigger warnings.... #tw fatphobia #tw body shaming #idk what else to put #god its so much more that body shaming. its abuse. its oppression. discrimination. cruelty on a global scale

[hexiewrites]

i am literally fucking begging people to do the bare fucking minimum and TAG YOUR POSTS that could be potentially upsetting to people

yes, that includes post about what is happening in the middle east

i don't want to hear your weak fucking excuses - NEWS FLASH, there are people on tumblr who live in parts of the world where this is their daily experience, and maybe they are here (like the fucking rest of us) following FANDOM BLOGS to get a literal FUCKING BREAK from the actual and legitimate fucking HORRORS of the world

so tag. your. SHIT. PLEASE.

#rants #this is literally infuriating me #its so fucking unfair and unfunny #im blocking people over this by the way #like if you want to post about this fill your boots #but please do me and so many others the god damn decency to allow us to curate our social media experiences #on the ONE WEBSITE where thats still possible #i am completely off every other social media because the algorithm won't leave me alone #and i am dealing with enough of this in my day to day personal life i promise you #but here i have a CHANCE of having FIVE FUCKING MINUTES THAT IS ALL I WANT of normalcy #but i cant DO THAT if you dont TAG YOUR SHIT #if your post is just screenshots you need to fucking tag it because the filtered word blockers don't work #and you're actively harming people #so thanks for that

[todayisafridaynight]

That fuckin new bucket list trailer for 8?????????

hey what if we all just cut ourselves in half after this huh

#snap chats #OH MY GOD WIFE DATE REAL ???? #'the first time i pay my respects' and it just so happens yall show up together...... just tell me theyre married already.. #sorry guys im delulu about the marital status of date and kiryu like.... wife... #bUT MORE IMPORTANTLY SURVIVE REUNION SCENE REAAAAAL WHAT IF WE ALL KILLED OURSELVES #i love how akiyama. #its genuinely so funny how this whole time everyone @ akiyama like 'kiryus dead you have to move on' #and he Rightfully So is just Nuh Uh <3 like can someone tell my guy he was right #I Repeat absolutely no one who knows kiryu ever believed he was really dead cmon now.. #OK BUT WAIT SPEAKING OF BEING DELULU POCKET CIRCUIT FIGHTER PLOT SIGNIFICANCE REAL ? MAYBE ? #idc im just glad..... photo....... i also think kiryu and PCF are married btw #lovers in another timeline... if fate didnt pull them apart theyd be forever <- if kiryu committed to stop being apart of the yakuza #LET ME SEE GRANDPA PCF NEOW #sorry this was the cutest trailer. and by Cutest Trailer im going to fucking throw up WAHHH #i cant ignore the fact i had to listen to goofy's eng va deliver the fuckin uhhhhh what the word NARRATION. YEAH. #there's a kingdom hearts joke here so imagine i made it but anyway. thank you for drawing this to my attention #im going to go eat shit and die

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I like doomed narratives but my ultimate Wizard101 NPC ending is the Young Wizard living in a nice secluded place with all their friends (all the necromancers, Ceren, Nolan, fuck you Boris you can live outside, Dasein, the Schismist Soldier, Mellori and the Bat) like a little village but they're all roommates and they do things like farming and brewing hot tea on Sundays free from Ambrose and the rest of the damned Spiral

#ik thats a lot of people HALSJDLDHDH #but in my version of Wizard101 that's everyone's ending. they get to heal together #i know i said all of the necromancers but i think i like it better if duncan was like maybe separate #not because i hate him but because im a huge believer of not being able to heal when the person who hurt you is right there #AND EVEN THOUGH WE DIDNT HURT HIM ON PURPOSE we're still a source of his trauma and i cant see duncan living with us right away yknow #like maybe later on in life but i like him better on his own off in the spiral to see the world and humble himself #*with artur and susie because he loves them #BUT YEA my wizard lives with everyone else at the Very End. fuck you ambrose /lh but /srs #the odd ones out honestly are ceren and nolan bc iirc in canon they dont go thru any type of shit. theyre fine #the rest of the group i mentioned have FLASHBACKS. theres some Trauma Periodt. in their cereal for breakfast #but i mean ceren and nolan can come if they want its fine #i MEAN IT about boris he CANNOT COME #yeah i said the schismist soldier. thats just my personal fantasy ik he hates us #here i am saying duncan cant be around us but thr schismist soldier ABSOLUTELY cannot be around us. but in my world he can! im a hypocrite! #itd be funny if he was still like. just a liiitle bit obsessed but its not because of his inferiority and god complexes he's just gay for us #......yeah im biased okay look he's hot leave me alone /lh #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts