#carry the groceries myself

[choiwonder]

me when my mom says if i was a man id be a perfect gentleman

#I FOUND THAT SO FUNNY #cuz i could literally #carry the groceries myself #or like fill her cup of water #or even like cook something #and she’s like #UR TOO NICE #when i dont even see it like that #i just wanna do it cuz i feel like i should 💀💀💀 #thots!

[chubbychiquita]

so who's gonna feed me until i can't get up out of bed on my own 🥺

#srry for inactivity across platforms i was searching for a new place to live and am now moving! #the door is *still* broken and honestly i need a place where i can smoke weed that is easy for delivery drivers to find #and i don't have to limit my groceries to what i'm willing to carry up the apartment stairs #so im moving into a little house it's gonna be adorable and im going to eat myself trapped so the firefighters have to tear the wall down :3 #and freezer + pantry space too!!! omg so many gluttonous possibilities #me

[bootdork]

Enamored with the gym changing room lighting.

Tagging my usual suspects, hi from tio @ashtnketchup @toadmancer @kingblau @khaoticdyke @chainmail-butch @farmerlesbian @butchchrist

#If you saw this post already no you didn't. I needed to change something. Men in Black memory BLAST. #I will carry all of your groceries!!! #myself. #dyke #lesbian #nb lesbian #queer fitness #queer #found out that the immigrant scar is a thing recently

[emeryhall]

An ask game for writers to procrastinate working on your WIP(s)

Thank you for the tags @shrekgogurt @bookish-bogwitch @cutestkilla and @monbons!

1. 🦈Tell us the name of your/one of your WIP(s):

My one and only WIP is Only Creatures. I’m not a multitasker. When I have a story in my head, I need to write it until it’s out.

2. 🍄Describe your WIP/one of your WIP(s) in the format of “___ + ___ =___”

sad poet Baz Pitch + dragon camboy Simon Snow = obvious inspiration for Taylor Swift’s forthcoming album, The Tortured Poets Department

3. 🌍What tags or warnings will one of your WIP(s) need if you intend to share it?

heartbreak (So. Much. Heartbreak.) 

4. 🧭An alternative title to one of your WIP(s)?

Sprung Rhythm, which is a metrical system devised by the poet Gerard Manley Hopkins. He intended it to reflect the dynamic quality of common speech. It’s beautiful. For an example, read The Windhover. But I decided if I needed to footnote my title, perhaps I should choose a different title.

5. ⚠️Which WIP are you most likely to finish or update next?

Only Creatures. Like I said, THE STORY MUST OUT. 

6. 💾What is your document of your WIP/ a WIP called? (not the stories actual title but what you’ve saved it as)

onlycreatures (boring, but true)

7. 🖍Post Any sentence(s) from your WIP.

“He really is the worst camboy ever to cam.”

8. ♻️A scrapped idea for your current WIP.

I only ever have a single draft and I write linearly, so ideas that get scrapped are ruthlessly command X-ed and never heard from again, but I did find this bullet point: “B has full beard and it takes S a minute to recognize him.” Nope, S instantly recognizes B. Full beard be damned. 

9. 🤔What’s a story you’d love to write but haven’t even started yet?

One day I will write "Simon and Baz adopt the Humdrum." It will be dedicated to @cutestkilla and she will regret encouraging me. Also, I want to write a sequel to ALBD, except it will be in the style of a pulp detective novel. 

10. 🤡How many WIPS are you actively working on?

To quote, Ghostface Killah: "How many cakes we bake, y’all? One"

11. 🛠Is there a scene or anything in the WIP you are struggling with right now?

Baz and Simon are about to have a fight (verbal). I’m no good at that. I usually write my ships as two perfect-for-each-other nutters against the fucked up world. Writing conflict BETWEEN my two perfect-for-each-other nutters is tough. 

12. ❤️Not a question, just a second Kudos to send.

ALL OF THE KUDOS ALL OF THE COMMENTS ALL OF THE BOOKMARKS ALL OF THE SUBSCRIPTIONS TO ALL OF THE WRITERS OUT THERE AND THE LOVELY READERS WHO LEAVE KUDOS AND COMMENTS TOO. Y’ALL ARE THE BEST. As Ghostface said, "We all connect as one."

I suspect everyone has already done this and/or is cursing being repeatedly tagged, but... @artsyunderstudy @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @mooncello @larkral @best--dress @noblecorgi

#tag game #writer asks #carry on #only creatures #procrastinating buying groceries #remembering to feed myself is overrated

[unganseylike]

inflation has gotten out of control. i dropped my ($2 once $0.79) yogurts out of my grocery bag (2 bags of groceries, $103) (containing one box of pasta, $2.49, once $0.80) and they splattered everywhere and i had to clean my ridiculously priced yogurt off the floor.

#a hundred dollars for two bags of food should i kill myself? should we all kill ourselves? #ok. i do think my grocery store might also just be insane but its the only one i can walk to. #car users dont get it. my dad was visiting and he was like well this ones a mile away couldnt you walk there #no father. tell me when was the last time you walked along a highway with barely any sidewalks carrying a weeks worth of groceries. #also. on another financial note. just checked my student loans and um. throwing up.

[dredshirtroberts]

yeah guys idk I'm just thinking maybe the lightheadedness and desire to sit down about halfway through putting away groceries my whole life might not have just been a reaction to the way my parents were when i was a kid and the accompanying anxiety and sudden flurry of movement, but also possibly maybe i have a Health Thing about this...

#thank god i finally scheduled that doctor's appointment #Jan 15 cannot come quickly enough tbh #like i've streamlined getting shit put away and i hurry as soon as the wooziness starts hitting because i know i'm on borrowed time #and that's when the trauma reaction kicks in of ''i can't stop halfway through i'll be in trouble'' anxiety #because i *enjoy* putting away groceries and organizing the kitchen #i just also can't without a lot of assistance and plenty of spoons and time to prepare myself physically and mentally beforehand #this post brought to you by i had this realization doing the groceries and now i'm having like a lot of thoughts about it #i can't do it all in one go ever and i have never been able to without someone else handling about half of it #no matter how much i get or of what i can only get about half put away before time's up and i gotta sit down #it's why so much of my food was non-perishable when i was on my own #cause i'd get the cold things put away because they *had* to be #and then i couldn't physically do any more - especially if the groceries that week were more cold than non-perishable #but like yeah if i had to stop or take a break in putting away the groceries (despite also having gone to the grocery store #and walked around the whole store and grabbed items AND carried the heavy things into the house because i was the heavy lifter #AND i was in sports and had probably either just done a lot of exercise or was still in recovery from the day before/earlier that day) #i got fussed at for not helping out #so that's fucked up and fuck my mom actually she sucks #ugh

[sarenhale]

I was feeling bad because my expenses have been higher than usual in the past months and then I go see my expenses and the highest are groceries, therapy and gas for the car 💀💀 nevermind LMAOO

#i legit thought i was buying random shit for myself and i got too carried away or smth but no #legit hundreds in groceries and therapy #fookin hell i guess

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

sorry for throwing away all my morals and updating the tumblr app but i have to live on the ground floor of my parents house (ground zero) for the next 1-2 weeks

#its literally hell here. at least at first the constant haze of pain was distracting me but now its hell. #non zero chance i will wind up driving myself home before i am medically cleared to drive and also before i am medically cleared to carry #a single bag of groceries #and i will just live off of ramen i guess

[the-kipsabian]

above all else im suffering with right now, i was correct in my prediction yesterday that im getting a cold i feel absolutely disgusting today

#my entire face hurts i cant breathe my head hurts #so low energy #had to do the shitty thing and order groceries home cause im out of like everything and ugh. ugh #its just silly when the store is five minutes away by foot but i gotta order cause i cant carry anything back myself #just gonna find something to watch today and not think about anything #i need to be in a better condition by saturday. i dont want to think what people will start thinking and talking about if i miss a funeral.. #night is an absolute mess on main

[borrelia]

washed my debit card it seems 👍

#i finally forced myself to go grocery shopping and apparently i let my card in my other pants.... #and they don't take credit. and i don't carry cash #U GG GGGHHGGG #myaa

[biillys]

been flicking between house and er and now i want the billy working at a hospital au's please

#i have no concrete thoughts and head canons just vibes #actually i do but i'm not typing all that out cos it rly is 75% vibes. and probably 25% medically incorrect. so i'll keep that to myself th #but like! good with kids! good under pressure! worked his ass off at medical school and it shows! #also i need max working there too but maybe in a different area and no one knows they're siblings #but then they'll get all /siblings bickering/ in the hallway over dumb shit #and every one's just like.... is that Legal ? #also. heather not working in the hospital but some other job with just as fucked hours #and they're housemates obvsly so every time they catch each other at home they're like #'gonna k myself. you?' 'gonna k myself. bye.' and immediately fuck off to bed or work #and okay. on one hand. billy knows he's not gods gift to this earth. his dads been telling him that his entire life #but. on the other hand. the only way he's made it this far in life is by making himself god's gift to this earth #so. it's rly hard to not be a cocky little shit at the start of his career #which unfortunately leads to small fuck ups. which leads to big fuck ups. #fuck ups he wont forget and carries with him every day #but once he finds his feet. finds his place. boy oh BOY he was made to work in this field #max didnt follow him on purpose. she rocked up on his door step the second she graduated. if that. #and billy more or less just said. im broke as shit and in so much debt i cant even buy myself a chocolate bar. take the couch #if ur staying longer than a week i want fuckin rent #except his version of rent is max pitching in for dinner and chores and groceries etc and if shes gotsome money to contribute thats cool to #but he's not about to like. kick her out #anyway. one night they're somehow magically all off and free for the first time in months. so they're having a few drinks #and heather's bitching about her job and billy's one upping her with every story #and max is like. bro it probably isn't even that hard. and billy's like. i Dare you. #(they're drunk. billy hasn't even had time to think about alcohol in Months and now he's a lightweight and he's Drunk) #and max. becos she's max. and she's never /not/ ready to prove billy wrong. decides to actually go for it #not like she's got much to lose. except money maybe also free time also mental brain capacity and the will to actually wanna live #but. like. nothing to lose! so she's opening google the next day and figuring out where to start. and before she knows it #she's there baby! she's living medical school hell! it sucks ASS. somehow she doesn't give up! #flash forward like 10 yrs and billy likes to brag that his life's so good that max had to copy him. #ran to california. works in a hospital. daddy issues. etc etc.

[purewater100]

still thinking about how a binder and some hair dye seemingly fixed years worth of self-esteem issues in one day?

#i have moments where i get really in my head in a sort of 'im the best' way and then crash Really fucking hard really fast #so i was worried this might be one of those and to be fair - it might still be; but the feeling of not necessarily excitement #but content carried itself over into today. it's weird but i'm happy. i would still like to get checked out for avpd and i'm still not - #at the level where i can go into grocery stores or restaurants or even make friends - #but i can walk to the library by myself and ask for help without fearing how hated i will be. which is good enough for now

[senju]

i bought myself a lil old lady shopping trolley and i think i'm going to paint it!! maybe a pink yellow sunset with fluffy clouds?

#i've been wanting one for so long i should have gotten it earlier #every time i have to carry groceries home i'm a complaining bitch the whole time bc being in pain makes me so irritable #and it just hurts me the whole time. idk why i just sucked it up and kept going instead of just. helping myself. idiot.

[gracefireheart]

My mood today have literally just been this

#Got myself a new bike today. and I also went on my first bike ride in maybe a few years! #The bike I did get is an electric one as I'll be using it to carry groceries more easily than I would carrying by hand. #*cough cough cartons of milk and big bottles of cola cough cough* #Anwyays. it was just nice to finally ride a bike again that wouldn't destroy my weak joints. and also wouldn't overly exhaust me :] #my thoughts

[girlwithfish]

and my back hurts

#back pain ay 21 yrs old im soo stupod.. #Probably from carrying grocery bags bc i have them in like those reusable big bags so i was carrying a lot at once #to take less trips #and just bending and moving aroudn a lot for an hr cleanjng up a bit like #this is so lame #plus the state of my beddoes not help i thinkk #it collapsed again but im too weak to lift the.mattress and holding it while fixing the slat things by myself #So ill just wait for my bf to come and fix it plus i got duck tape at the store so were gonna just tape the slats to tbe frame or whatever #so theyll stay in place 😭hopefully #its collapsing soo much lol #my back hurtss #also wish my mattress was harder ngl

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Suddenly realising that I can in fact do a lot of adult tasks, and often pretty efficiently and successfully...

#Vale just realised they went and bought a separate light bulb for a lamp for the first time with no issues #after a day of waking up early and before the alarm with no issues #having gone to gym and grocery shopping and cooked something tasty but healthy for lunch #and also recently purchased and assembled a desk. carried everything home myself too... #heck #I am adulting successfully