@cassandracillians asked: 13. what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?
⊱asks for muns with a multimuse or more than one muse⊰
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Under a read-more for brevity's sake.
Damian's weirdest HC can be found here, in all honesty.
The first movie Maps Mizoguchi ever saw was an old film noir on a rerun channel. She was two years old and didn't really know what the people in the movie were talking about but she liked all of the black and white stuff. Since she was two years old, however, she doesn't remember a thing about the movie, even the name. The first movie she actually remembers watching was Fellowship of the Ring, specifically the extended cut, which she watched about two years later.
Maya is unsurprisingly really good at fishing. When you live unattended on a boat for most of your life, you learn to get good at fishing because your food won’t catch itself.
Jason’s favorite drink when he was a kid was Hot Chocolate, no matter the time of year.
When Bruce Wayne introduced the concept of Batman Incorporated to the world, Morgan got busy. Ravil wasn’t the first agent of the Bat that Morgan killed.
In any Marvel/DC Crossover I write on this blog, I will automatically headcanon that Slade Wilson and Wade Wilson are second cousins once removed.
Since William Cobb was the Court of Owls' active Talon from the 1930s, there's a non-zero chance was involved in Cold War Politics whenever it got involved in Gotham and someone with a lot of money had a viewpoint that was inconvenient for the Court of Owls.
Fun fact, there was an official Archie Comics and Punisher crossover comic published in 1994. Funner fact, it’s never come up in my threads with Frank but I treat that crossover as canon to my blog.
Moon Knight, because Khonsu lives inside of his brain, cannot successfully have his mind read. Any attempt to do so will be like excruciatingly painful.
In continuing with using headcanons to make weird shit canon, electing to headcanon that Scott’s optic blasts are basically punches from a dimension full of punches.
Logan has seen anime at least once, because of one of the teenage Mutants he has unofficially adopted/taken under his wing.
Since Erik is getting up there in age, he needs readers sometimes.
TBH making the very idea of "Bone Pizza" canon to my interpretation of Earth-14512 is the weirdest headcanon I have on this entire blog. For those curious about the origin story: One day some rich asshole decided that pizza with bones in it is a delicacy and everyone kinda followed along until it became impossible to figure out if they were being ironic about it or not. So now, if someone wants a normal pizza without bones, they have to specify that they want "boneless pizza" when ordering.
No, I do not regret making a fucking meme a part of my blog canon. If you thought I would, have you met me?
I haven’t read everything with Beta Ray Bill so I don’t know if this is canon to the comics but it is canon to my blog: Beta Ray Bill has never met the Avengers before.
Independently, Frost learned how to use her cryomancy ability by creating small ice sculptures.
Ever since watching the film “Ninja Mime”, Cyrax has had an irrational hatred of Johnny Cage.
At least one person in the Mortal Kombat tournament has tried to call Bi-Han "cool as ice". That person doesn't have hands anymore.
This headcanon came from a defunct server but I wanna bring it in: Din used some of his Bounty Hunting credits to buy Grogu a fake control pad, since the kid would keep on pressing the buttons of the Razor Crest. That wat the kid could press buttons without accidentally pressing the wrong one.
Cleaner’s nickname came from a training exercise, where the goal was to last as long as possible against an onslaught of droids. Cleaner came in first, with other Clones saying that he “Cleaned up shop in there.” The name stuck after that.
I think I said this before, but for the sake of repeating, Maul is surprisingly good at holding his liquor.
During the Invasion of Earth in 2552, Daisy-023 was sent to Cairo and assisted UNSC Ground Forces during a Counteroffensive Operation against the Covenant.
In the beginning of Halo: Reach, when Kat said the only parts of Six’s file she read were the parts that weren’t covered in black ink, she lied. She was able to find the unredacted version of Six’s file and covertly sent it to Carter. This was also how she knew about the Sabre Program and Six’s involvement in it.
TBH I have no weirder HC for TOM than this one
The most interesting part of Earth’s history to Optimus Prime is the different mythologies around the world, as some remind him of the histories of Cybertron.
Azrael Grey got the idea to get wolvers implanted in them because of some old Marvel Comics they found on the internet.
Here's a fun fact, Hugh Maris cannot use most modern technology. Specifically, anything requiring a touch pad or facial recognition is out of the question since he doesn't have any fingertips and he technically doesn't have a face.
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Ok so these two are actually going to tie into each other! As you all know, I am a Big Fan of ship babies and fam fics. Love them to death. Some of my fav fanfics ever have just been domestic slices of life about canonical relationships with kids or wishful thinking post-canon stuff with my fav ships or characters. My blogs exist as testament to my love for families both found, made, or adopted into. The trope is probably my most favorite.
Which is why I get so irate when I see it done in a way I, personally, perceive as wrong.
First off is like. Babies Make Everything Better as a trope. Acting like introducing a child into the mix will have some profound persona-altering change on a character who is resistant to do so. Like, yes, a child is a huge change to anyone’s lifestyle and a massive commitment, people have to adjust as needed to those facts. But I don’t like the idea of a baby (or even an older child) suddenly fixing a relationship or changing a character’s morality or making all their problems or trauma just dissolve. It’s a trope I actively work to deconstruct in several of my works whether as RP or individual fic. A child is not going to fix you. It is not a child’s responsibility to fix you. That applies to how I write and consume fiction as much as it applies to real life. Especially with the caveat of like -- characters who have a stated lack of interest in children for reasons that are not likely to change or simply out of preference suddenly being ok with it bc baby makes life better :)
The other is an expectation I see especially in a lot of fic that like, the ultimate goal or happily ever after is a marriage with kids as if that makes things okay, takes away trauma or personal flaws. Having a family is not the therapy that a lot of characters clearly need. Some have more to their story than or in addition to being a spouse and parent. I feel like whenever I see a very shoed in sins of our het ancestors American dream ending for characters I’ve been a little cheated. Like yeah, I am weak for the trope, admittedly, but only when it both makes sense for the character/relationship and isn’t treated as some default. Not everyone wants or gets that, and that’s valid. There’s thousands of other ways to be fulfilled or find meaning in your life, especially in the world of fiction where anything can happen. Two kids and a wife and a mortgage should not be the mold that so many writers default to in shipfic and aus. And even if it is what a writer works to develop as an ending, consider that some characters need therapy or a lot of self-reflection before they should ever be in charge of another person’s life.
Anyway just because I enjoy the tropes in question when done to my exacting specifications doesn’t mean I want it shoehorned into every fic. There’s an art to it. Sometimes people so miss the mark it starts to grind my gears.
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“ i’m as in the dark as you are . ” - lena luthor on shesupers
"So you don't how Lex Luthor escaped Arkham?" He asked, his voice low. He was afraid. The man who killed Superman had escaped the one place the Batman could keep an eye on him.
A defeated sigh escaped the vigilante before he turned his back to Lena. "If you learn of anything, contact the GCPD, ask for Commissioner Gordon. They'll direct your information to me."
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