#chair anon

[purpleartrowboat]

please, you're the only one for me. a chair such as myself needs a purple person.

please cant a human love a chair???

@the-purple-painter

i think maybe i have found a better purple person for you . yeah definitely they are waaay better than me and also purple

#zylo's posts #chair anon #p #the chair saga

[showbits]

Babs is👶🏽

Shopping🛍

I let the Bird out of the Cage🦜

-Chair Anon 🪑

I SEE YOU ARE STILL FIXATED ON THIS

BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ME

#IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED??? YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING #Showbitz #chair anon #ask

[decaydanceredacted]

chair anon! hai guys. dallon weekes! the haah noises in the start of do it all the time.. does he moan... or whimper.. or groan..

.

#dw #chair anon

[w1tchd3str0yer]

you know.... tatas..

-🪑

TATAS???????? WHAT.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?????? YOU BETTER NOT BE ASKING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE ASKING.

#AHBFSDGHFD #ask #anon ask #chair anon

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

🪑 chair emoji because Danny needs to be tied up to one immediately

Haha, well welcome then chair anon

#🪑 anon #chair anon #asked #letters from the author

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Ok so, before the indigo disk released I heard there was going to be people with competitive movesets, so before it released I literally made myself an entire competitive team. IM A CASUAL PLAYER 😭😭 and I just think it’d be really funny that carmine and kieran would probably think i’m just gonna stroll up with my usual team but nope swords dance + scale shot 💃 if you could write their reactions to the new squad I just think it’d be funny lmao

(If you want the team I made for reference, it was koraidon, ogerpon, chien-pao, blood moon ursaluna, armarouge, and a shiny slither wing because I felt like having a shiny so I hunted one lol)

- 🪑🥚

Bro I went into the Indigo Disk 100% blind so you can imagine my shock when I realized double battles were gonna be everywhere </3

I mostly had a "fuck it we ball" mentality going through it (which made some battles go on for WAY too long), but later I taught my Ceruledge Poltergeist when I realized almost every NPC in the dlc uses held items.

Funny enough Ogerpon (with Spiky Shield) and BM Ursaluna were on my team. He was an absolute TANK with the assault vest and he knocked out Hydrapple with a Moonblast

Anyways enough rambling and onto the request!

......

Kieran

He was expecting your usual team when you started challenging the BB Elite Four, rolling his eyes at the thought of you trying to use the same old tactics to defeat him.

But he's changed. He's gotten stronger and wanted you to be surprised by what he can do now.

Instead, though, when you arrive to the championship battle...not only did you bring out Ogerpon with her teal mask to (supposedly) insult him, but you also had Chien-Pao, which may spell trouble for his Dragonite.

He'll admit, you were clever to bring a Pokémon who could lower the defense of all the others and cut their HP in half with Ruination..but he doesn't give up yet.

Seeing a shiny that looked like a Volcarona but fluffier was certainly bewildering--as is the Bloodmoon Ursaluna you managed to tame back in Kitakami and the Armarouge who sets up a Psychic Terrain to boost its Expanding Force, allowing it to hit two of his Pokémon at once.

Oh, and apparently you have not one but TWO Koraidons, with the one you brought into battle being more brash and a fierce fighter in its Apex build.

You set that one up with a Swords Dance + Scale Shot combo that absolutely kicks ass, somehow striking your opponents 4-5 times whenever you command it.

Kieran's certainly gotten smarter about his team, but so have you, and he's livid about it.

It was like you enjoyed knocking him down over and over again...yet he can't hear the reluctance in your voice as you utter the final move that finishes off his Hydrapple.

You knew you had to win. He needed to be humbled.

But it didn't feel good at all as you watched him crumble and Drayton rub his loss in his face.

Carmine

When you battled her, she (like her brother) expected to see some familiar faces on your team.

Yet you surprised her (in a good way, very much unlike her brother) with Ogerpon, and she smiles and asks if she missed her, with the legendary responding with a small hop and a happy trill....

Followed by a devastating Ivy Cudgel that lands a critical hit on her Pokémon.

Yeah, she can definitely tell you've been training the Ogre a lot, but she's proud of how confident she's grown nevertheless.

Seeing you have both Chien-Pao and another Koraidon working in tandem is impressive, especially with that Ruination + Swords Dance + Scale Shot combo you pulled.

BM Ursaluna and Shiny Slither Wing are the only two that genuinely shock Carmine, as she's only seen one in myths and the other....she's never seen in her entire life.

But after the trip to Area Zero, she understands Slither Wings better (although she's amazed you managed to find a shiny down there).

Either way, those two are powerhouses.

She remembered you talking about a little lonely Charcadet you found during an outbreak, and to see it has grown up into a mighty Armarouge was such a sweet thing to see.

You clearly took the time to plan out your team before coming to the Blueberry Academy.

Carmine found your battle to be fun.

Although she can't exactly say Kieran will feel the same way..considering Ogerpon is with you and you have some new tricks up your sleeve.

But she figured he oughta find that out for himself.

#hope you dont mind my interpretation of your team and their movesets ^^; #clanask #chair egg anon #pokemon x reader #pokemon sv x reader #pokemon scarlet x reader #pokemon kieran #pokemon carmine #headcanons #ogerpon #bloodmoon ursaluna #armarouge #chien pao #koraidon #slither wing

[altijd-november]

ASPEC PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL <2

#targetted at that one anon #i hope you fall off ten chairs #echo rambles #aspec #aspec pride #aroace #aro #ace #aromantic #asexual #ace pride #aro pride

[sergle]

I really truly, from the bottom of my heart, hate you bitches so much, because on the tiktok of literally COCK AND BALL jokes w brittany broski, there were a few notes/messages like this:

And I KNOW you don't think anyone's going to check. You had someone go into your askbox and say "hiii brittany broski is shitty about palestine she's really ignorant :/" and you went oh omg I didn't know!! thanks for telling me! So I checked! This is in reference to her talking in her podcast, because people were asking why she hadn't done any big press statements about Palestine, you didn't retweet this or that, you must not care, don't you care, what's your stance, etc etc please say more OKAY COOL. So what's going on there? What did Brittany say on her podcast? Is she a Bad Person? Can I have some transcript, please? ____ "Hey guys, before we get into this week's episode, I want to talk to you about the ongoing and prolonged suffering and loss of life in Gaza, in Israel, and the oppression of Palestinian people widespread. I don't ever want it to be a question that I would ever not be against the oppression of any group of people, that I would ever stand on the side of the oppressor." "There was a lot of fear of misusing my platform." ... "I will admit that I was nervous to talk about it, because I don't want to say the wrong thing. And this is too fucking serious of an issue to misspeak, or to spread misinformation, or to speak over or for someone." ... "So I want to take a moment on my biggest platform- which is this podcast, to say that I stand with the people of Palestine, I stand for the liberation of Palestinian people." ... "Every day, to log on to social media, and be just inundated with graphic, unimaginable violence, and loss, and grief, it's just--There are no words." ... "And I feel helpless. That's part of it too, when you feel helpless, the last thing you want to do is talk to people about it-- but visibility is a resource in and of itself. And I can offer that." ... "The outpouring of rage and passion online, and anger at what's happening, I would argue needs to be dedicated and focused on our elected officials. We live in a democracy- albeit an inherently flawed one- we live in a democracy where we have elected officials who were elected and put in power to represent us, and if we feel misrepresented, if we feel underrepresented in foreign affairs? These officials have public phone numbers and emails. There are scripts available online to express your disdain and your rage, and unfortunately that's one of the only ways we'll see actionable change."   "If you expected more from me, it's a terrible feeling- but I don't want to center myself, this needs to be all eyes on Palestine right now, where the real activism is happening. I would encourage you to follow journalists that are on the ground, people who are in Gaza, we need to be listening to them. I would also hope that we're at a point in this conversation where I can express my desire to stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine and that NOT meaning or suggesting or condoning anti-Semitism of any kind. There's a rise of anti-Semitism and islamophobia in the United States and it's just-- it's disgusting, and it's scary, so I want that to be said too. I just wanted to share that I am experiencing part of this collective sense of helplessness and hopelessness-- but it DOESN'T HAVE to be hopeless. I'm going to include a phone number in the description of this episode where, if you don't know the name of your senators or your Congressman, it's never too late to learn, and you can reach out to them." _______ Hm. What a bitch!! Yeah, just so ignorant and uncaring. Obviously she's not keeping up with anything. Should've retweeted more shit ig!

#sergle.txt #I will turn off reblogs on this so fucking fast I swear to god. I have a gun. I needed to complain about this #up in my notes and my asks bc you already didn't like somebody and you believe what ppl say on anon indiscriminately. #so what I'm hearing is she didn't talk about it enough / didn't put out statements soon enough. I see. #basically a criminal offense. she should get the electric chair ig #god I mean. if my thing was comedy and I had a big audience I don't think I'd know how/when/if to do basically a #Press Conference on Literal Genocide or if I should not make it about me and my thoughts? but do shit in the small ways I can #what do you even say... I think what she said here makes sense. but maybe I'm not reading it with enough bad faith #like oh my god. OH MY GOD #so no I'm not gonna delete the clips I posted what. the fuck are we talking about #''she was frustrated on ig stories that ppl were messaging her to put out a statement'' yeah... yeah. frustration. in response to so much #bad faith directed at you. hundreds of thousands of people all saying shit At You like it all rests on you #and being told to say these words so if you say them they will be empty. myeah what a bitch basically #I personally would not experience a human emotion in response to this.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I FKN LOVE LAUGHING STOCK‼️ THEY MAKE ME GENUINELY HAPPY AND READING THE TAGS MAKES ME A GIGGLY BITCH CUZ THESE IDIOTS ARE SO FLUFFY AND KINGS OF THE MEGA GAY LORDS 😭

YAYAYAYAYAYAY YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! FLUFFY MEGA GAY KINGS!!! have a warm-up scribble of them co-selling beans <3

#theyre so. THEYRE SO. *rips them apart like chew toys* #for a Moment i forgot which tags you were talking about!!! #this ask was sent several days ago! oopsie! #i say that like i dont have asks from several weeks ago #i will Get There #i like adding scribbles to asks - even low quality ones like this one - but i draw Very Slowly #so it takes me a minute to get around to em #SPEAKING! OF! #this ask originally had a different scribble but i put a liiiiitle too much effort into it #so you'll get it as its own thing tomorrow. i will reference this ask in the caption #anon you and i will nod in understanding across the bar when i post it #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #idk what it is about this pairing that is just So Good and Delight-Inducing #theyre just so silly!!! silly goofy guys! #they must be insufferable to be around!!! #literally ill just be sitting here minding my own business and then i Remember Them #and suddenly im going Hee Hee Hoo Hee and spinning in my chair bc AAAHHHHH THEYRE THE MOST!!!!!! #period lapses of insanity over the goofiest guys in town being in Love

[mollyyancey]

hey u do kno remilia's like explicitly a small child who uses a high chair right

yeah this is what the boss fight was actually like in eosd zun just couldnt draw a high chair. it was like an okina situation

#2023 #touhou #remilia scarlet #lol yes anon dw ive read ssib i love her little high chair #also i must ask wht the ask was worded this way bc it sounds a little accusatory but im like what did i do to make you think that haha #i imagine her to be like a 14 year old and flan to be like 9

[purpleartrowboat]

I COULD NEVER LOVE ANOTHER PERSON. IT MUST BE YOU. I DONT CARE WHAT THEY SAY. I LOVE YOU EVEN THOIUGH I AM A CHAIIIIIIIRRRR

please 😭

#zylo's posts #zylo's asks #chair anon #the chair saga

[showbits]

Dancing💃

Walking🚶‍♀️

Rearranging Furniture🛏🛌🛋

-Chair Anon 🪑

OH I HAVE SEEN THIS ONE A LONG TIME AGO!!!! I DONT GET IT BUT I WILL LAUGH ANYWAYS. HAHAHA. 👍

#Showbitz #chair anon #ask

[decaydanceredacted]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46854028

Done

i don't even have anything to say just. wow.

#chair anon #gs #ps #gs + ps #not a redacted #that time fob saw this blog

[w1tchd3str0yer]

how big are your honka bonkas, mr. hopkins

-🪑

MY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

I DONT HAVE HONKA BONKAS. THANK YOU. '

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

#ask #anon ask #chair anon

[send-me-a-puffalope]

we love our feral sopping wet cat of a woman named amy hughes

hiiiiiiiii she has rabies and i like like her so so so sm

#the fact that i can only add one video per post? homophobia #i started rewatching this ep because of this ask and man this show is so unserious #cause why did amy just like. forcibly time herself out and scoot her chair into the corner. 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #dead of summer #amy hughes #elizabeth lail #ask!!! #anon

[barrenclan]

RAZ WHEN WE FUCKING GET YOU RAZ /lh

You better update this drawing, my fursona is bright pink now.

Heheh. I wanted to focus on something small to lose about Asphodelpaw, in the middle of all the massive grief and blood and tragedy, like; in all the things that happened, in everything he's lost, Pinepaw will never hear her tell another joke. That almost hurts more.

#ask #anon #asphodelpaw #pinepaw #sorry to attach the musings on grief to the little tykes electric chair drawing