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obsessedwrhys · 11 days

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Can we have a part 2 Deadpool reader with the boys and maybe soldier boy too❓❓ if you want to of course

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ The Boys x Deadpool!Reader

t/w: loooots of dark humour/jokes, reader's origin will be explained underneath, reader is still an asshole lol that comes with the character, mention about killing,death,gore, weed, drugs, Reader is gn!!!

ᯓ★ here's a version with the seven, kiss kiss <3

Origin:

Quick summary, when you were born, your parents had agreed with Vought to have you be pumped full of Compound V so you could grow up and be a hero working under them, but the problem was when you were around 7, they changed their mind so Vought ended up sending several people to come to your house to settle the matter.

Your whole family was massacred in the living room during thanksgiving and when they tried to capture you. You were able to run away. Homeless and living on the street, you grew up in a life of crime, depending on nobody but yourself. Make sense? No? Good! Let's start now.

BUTCHER

To him, you were like a fly that won't leave him alone.

How he knew you was through Mallory, she thought you were okay and fit for the job since you hated Vought just as much.

Obviously he didn't like you once you were introduced to him and the two (M.M and Frenchie)

"No way am I lettin' a supe join us"

":("

Though after what happened to Mallory's grandchildren, the gang pretty much dispersed but wherever Butcher went, you followed. Since he was the only person you trusted... and also enjoy annoying the shit out of.

He'd head inside a club, relieved he hadn't seen you for the past few days so he decided to grab a drink by the bar to unwind.

"Whiskey" He said with his eyes looking around, paranoia shown on his face.

Once his drink was served, he would look back to find your eyes smiling at him, you were wearing a bartender disguise over your red suit.

"Did you miss me?"

"Oh christ..."

When you heard word that he was gathering back the team, you had to be there. What kind of friend would you be if you didn't?

Undoubtedly he had to admit, there were times where he was grateful to have you on the team but there were also other times he regretted it.

For example, that time when you guys needed to sneak into a lab to get something and the goal was to stay quiet but even that simple rule was hard for you to follow.

"Room's up ahead. (Y/N) I need you to—"

"Heads up!" You said as you threw a bomb at the metal door.

The explosion causing the alarm to turn on and it had the whole lab now on high alert. You shrug innocently when Butcher glared at you like he wanted to tear you apart.

Also, you enjoy constantly pissing him off. You can't die so you don't really care if he'll kill you for it.

"Maybe, if you didn' press the fuckin' button, we wouldn't have to come bac' to save yer ass from the guards"

"OOH GOD SAVE THE QUEEEN!! Please, cry me a fucking river. I got us the target didn't I?"

"He's dead"

"Well you weren't being specific when you said to capture him"

But it's fine, all his frustration will be solved once he uses you as bait. He knows you can't die but hey, it makes him feel slightly better watching you get shot at.

Despite your ups and downs, he appreciates you. When the team would turn against him on his insane journey for revenge, he always found you the only one still standing by his side. You're loyal and he likes that.

Compatibility? 75%

HUGHIE

You treat him like a child.

No seriously you baby talk him sometimes and it annoys him

"Awwwww is little hughie angry?"

"Stop..."

"Does baby want his milky?"

Since he's pretty much the only person who isn't that exposed to crime as the others, he's terrified 100% everytime when he's paired up to do any dirty work with you.

"Now listen buddy, you better start talking or I'm gonna shoot" You said, gun raised at the man who seemed to be begging you to spare his life in a language you didn't speak.

"I don't think he speaks English"

"Ah shit... ENGLISH!! SPEAK!! ABCDEFG??!"

"How is shouting in English gonna make him understand?"

"Eh, you're right"

BANG

"WHY'D YOU SHOOT HIM??!"

"Well did you expect me to pull out Duolingo and start taking classes?!"

You had to admit, it was a pain in the ass each time he starts giving you the cold shoulder whenever he gets mad at you for doing something terrible. It was like his way of guilt tripping you so you always try to apologise in your own ways.

"Hey..." You said, handing him ice cream.

"...I uh... I don’t like Strawberry ice cream... I thought I told you that"

"God you're so ungrateful!!"

Since he was such a scaredy cat, you try to tone down your craziness a bit. For the sake of him not going into cardiac arrest.

"(Y/N) STOP!! She has nothing to do with this!! She was tricked" Hughie grabbed you by the arm to pull your gun away from the innocent woman.

You turn your head to look at him, then at the woman, then at him again, then the woman, then him again.

"Ugh finnnne... you're boring..."

However, he does appreciate you trying to be a better person. Even you had to admit, after you met him and became friends. You noticed yourself being less brutal than you used to be. The thought keeps you awake at night and it scares the shit out of you.

But oh well, how could you ever say no to those scared little puppy eyes?

Compatibility? 55%

FRENCHIE

He's like your hype man which is concerning.

Not because you're not afraid to get the job done but also because you always have his back.

"Well... I need some gunpowder but I've run out of them" Frenchie said, telling Butcher that the plan was most likely not gonna happen.

"Hold on" You said with the typical comical ☝🏻 gesture before heading into a different room. Everyone exchanging confused glances at what you could possibly be doing.

After a few minutes you'd return with a bag of gunpowder while struggling to zip up your pants with the other hand.

"Don't tell me how I got it. It almost tore me apart" You said, rubbing your ass.

On stressful nights, you guys would enjoy smoking weed together by the sofa and share stories of your traumatic childhood. It's how you guys bond and it's oddly wholesome.

Also when he needs a shoulder to cry on, you were always there for him. You two shared a type of relationship that even Romeo and Juliet couldn't compete with. To be fair they're dead so they actually can't fight.

"Hey reader!! If you're gonna keep reading then you might as well give the post a like or a repost. C'mon, pleassssseeee pleasepleaseplease"

"Ma cerise, who are you talking to?"

Although he doesn't mind your behaviour sometimes but he won't tolerate it if you ever cross the line on something. He's like the owner who sprays water at his pet cat when they don't listen.

"What are you mad at me for?!?!"

"You damn near tried to get us killed!!"

"Hey! You're the one who said it would be a suicide mission so I made sure it was a suicide mission!!"

"WHAT?"

There's no way he can deny how curious he is about where you get your guns and things. He once went in your room to find boxes of dynamite and a RPG just placed against the wall like furniture.

Like do you have a supplier or are you your own supplier?

Compatibility? 99.9%

M.M

Everybody deserves second chances.

He always tells him that to calm himself down everytime you managed to fuck up a thoroughly planned mission.

"What did I say about pressing buttons (Y/N)?"

"Honestly I stopped paying attention after you said 'Listen here'."

M.M has to be the only person you fear to the fact you try very hard to avoid him, this is because his long ass lectures are such a pain to deal with.

"How many times do I have to remind you? You can't just go around doing shit like that. You gotta consider the amount of danger you'll put everyone in..."

"(Blah blah blah... he's still going... uggggh... make it stop...!)"

Unable to handle the lecture any longer, you ended up shooting yourself in the head.

"(Y/N)!" His tone more disappointed than concern since this wasn't the first time you did this to escape his talks.

You know that russian dollhouse he tries to build in season 2? Well you'd constantly be found standing or sitting near him when he's trying to finish the set.

Since you're aware of his OCD, you like to edge him on by sometimes rearranging the parts or stealing some of it so he ends up searching high and low for the missing parts.

You had to admit it was entertaining to watch him accuse other people for touching his stuff when it was you behind all the schemes.

I'd like to think that after every mission when you happen to die, he'd be the one in charge of collecting your remains so you'd grow back.

That's why it comes naturally that his job is to make sure you don't do anything extreme.

"Where are my bombs??!?!" You'd shout, storming around the place looking for them.

"I sold them. Thought it'd do us more good knowing you won’t accidentally blow us up"

"WHAT?! GOD! It's like the writers of the show couldn't afford another explosion for this season so they had to use this DUMB of an excuse!!"

Though he does see some good in you through the messed up parts, he once saw you give his daughter a cute teddy bear when they've been burned by Vought.

She still has the bear and M.M likes to think that maybe you have a soft spot for kids since you never had a proper childhood. That's why he chooses to understand you rather than just being ignorant about your behaviour.

Compatibility? 80%

KIMIKO

She finds you a little odd but she doesn't mind once she realises how everyone is used to you being like that.

Whenever you're bored, you'd come to see what she was up to. Just imagine you sitting on the sofa like a curious kid as you watch her write alphabets on the book.

She also tries to communicate with you since she thought maybe your fucked up mind would understand her better in a way. Like how in season 2 she was repeatedly writing 'boy' to Frenchie but he didn't understand, so she came to you.

"Woow... watching you try to talk to me is like watching a baby take it's first breath..."

"😐"

"It's beautiful..."

Turns out her theory was wrong, you had a harder time understanding her compared to the rest.

Since you're the only two people in the group with powers, most of the time you two are sent on dangerous missions together. It's a nightmare for her because everybody knows communication is key but one is mute and the other doesn't listen.

"(Be quiet! There's people in the other room!)" She'd sign to you but you were busy humming a song while throwing around the enemies equipment.

"Oooh, what's this?" You held up a Homelander figurine which made you laugh as you show it to her.

"Hey look! 'I'm Homelander, I'm God's favourite. I play golf with Jesus every Sunday."

"(Can you please take this seriously?)"

"You're right, you gotta stop messing around Kimiko! We have a target to kill here" You said and you threw the figurine away which apparently clashes into a stack of boxes that came crashing down. The sound making everyone inside the building grab their weapons and began cornering you two in the room.

"😡"

"Okay that wasn't me that was gravity"

For the boys, you were plan A and she was plan B. That's because you always end up rushing into a fight first which most of the time resulted in you getting dismembered, which she later comes in to save you.

For example when Stormfront had stopped you guys, your bright ass thought it was a good idea to charge at her even though everyone was signalling you to stop. Next thing you know you were just a head being carried by M.M, you ended up watching as Kimiko fought Stormfront with the help of Starlight and Queen Maeve.

"That's my girl!! Now can anyone lend me a hand? I think I lost mine"

Compatibility? 97%

Bonus +

SOLDIER BOY

You know the scene where he walks out of his containment with the gas surrounding him? You swore when you watched him step out butt naked, you could hear angels singing and trumpets playing inside your head.

Shockingly enough, he was the only person who appreciated your humour. Could be a generation thing. He's just relieved not everyone has gone soft over the years.

In a way, you feel like you've become his babysitter. Everytime Butcher and Hughie left to do some business, you were in charge of making sure he doesn't blow up anyone. You kept him entertained so he didn't mind. That's why on the hunt for his former team members, he immediately chose you to be by his side.

"I'll take red with me"

"Red as in the american flag or the russians?" You asked which had him do the typical boomer laugh.

"I like you, you're funny" He said with a strong pat on your shoulder.

Butcher doesn't mind you with him cause he trusts that you can keep him under control. Hughie on the other hand isn't sure if you can even keep yourself under control.

"Shhh... wait... do you hear that?"

"Ah shit, did I accidentally said my dirty thoughts out loud? It's just you look breedable in that suit"

Another thing he likes about you is that you're okay with killing pretty much anyone, just try not to overstep cause that could potentially piss him off.

"I told you he's mine" He said as he had you pinned against one of the trees, apparently you had shot Mindstorm in the head when he literally made it clear to you minutes ago that was his kill.

"Quite possessive aren't you? I can recommended a therapist I know. Her names Martha—"

"You shut your mouth before I shove my shield up your ass"

"Gasp don't you DARE threaten me with a good time!!"

At the end of Season 3, you would obviously side with Butcher when everyone started to turn against Soldier Boy. He had to admit he was kinda hurt though, he expected you to be on his side.

"So what? You're crawling back to him now? After what we've been through?"

"Sorry big daddy, but Butcher has been my day one and I also happen to love him veryvery much"

Cue Butcher rolling his eyes out of disgust.

Compatibility? 100% but after the betrayal? 0% 😔

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deanoheartspie · 6 months

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Something RED 6

Pairings: Reader x Soldier Boy (Ben)

Warnings: None.

Summary: you knew soldier boy since you were young until the man had gotten tested he had become a whole different person. So when he comes back after Crimson and other supes send him away, it makes him angry

A/N: I love hearing your thoughts! So share what you think.

Edited?: no I'll edit all the mistakes tomorrow. 10/31

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Ben had sat at the picnic table devouring his sandwich like it was going to leave him. He had been acting a little weird, but you couldn't quite put your finger on it until he cleared his throat.

“You know, Blondie the rip-off version of me? I'm his dad”

A small laugh left your lips and you shook your head, “That's a great joke”

Ben on the other hand didn't laugh, not one bit for the first time he looked dead serious which made you gasp “How is that possible...?"

“I get called into Vogelbaum’s lab for an experiment, some stupid shit about genetics. I basically beat my meat into a cup.” he stated very short, he ran his hands through his brown hair and sighed.

“I'm in a tough spot here yeah?”

You awkwardly nod, it did make more sense for Homlanders issues now... You were in no position to tell Ben what to do and neither was Hughie or Butcher if they found out.

“Am I the only one that knows?” you ask wondering who knows already and who you'll have to deal with.

Ben nods “That stupid shit is really mine. He's got a goddamn cape for Christ's sakes” he cringes and shakes his head disprovingly, before downing the rest of the whiskey bottle when smuggled into the basket when you had announced that you both were going for a picnic.

It grew silent. There wasn't much else to talk about it, honestly? It felt kind of weird knowing this information but then again... You were curious to what path Ben would choose. The team or Homelander?

“You should lay off the drinking, I can't exactly carry you back the motel” you teased trying to lighten up the mood, “Also back to what your were saying, what's wrong with a cape? They are pretty cool unless you have a boring looking one”

Ben gave you a side glanced and looked at you in disgust. “Y/n. It's a goddamn cape. It's just stupid.” he mutters his point and you raised a brow.

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“What the fuck is wrong him ay?” Butcher points to Ben who looks like he's conflicting all his life choices.

“Soldier boy you betta not be rethinking our agreement.” The bearded man kicked, Bens foot which nearly ended in a cat fight between the two.

“Butcher leave it alone im handling it.” you said sternly growing annoyed that she had to snap at these men like the we're children for gods sakes they are grown men!

“I talked to blondie on the phone today” Ben tells you before you left the room, stopping in your tracks and turning around.

“You what?!”

“I told him I was his father and all the bullshit.” he said waving around his blunt as he talked.

You were stunned. Annoyed but stunned. Did he know what homelander was like? Because shit like this was going to get them killed.

“Now I need to go tell Butcher this, stay here and I swear to god Ben don't touch anything” you were stressed and on your wits end at this rate. So much was happening and it was all going to fast.

“Butcher. We need to talk.”

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Taglist: @hobby27 @kat-nee @globetrotter28 @tmb510 @beskarfilms @deans-spinster-witch @stoneyggirl2

#jensen ackles #the boys #soldier boy x reader #soldier boy x female reader #soldier boy x you #soldier boy x y/n #soldier boy imagine #soldier boy #butcher x reader #hughie x reader #hughie campbell #billy butcher

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venus-haze · 11 months

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I’ll Keep a Light in My Window (Starlight x Reader)

Summary: After her Believe Expo speech, it feels like everyone’s eyes are on Annie. Among the messages flooding her Instagram DMs is an encouraging one from you, an old friend from her Capes for Christ days. The two of you reconnect, and Annie finds more than friendship with you this time around.

Note: Woman reader, but no other descriptors are used. This is my first Starlight fic! I hope I did her justice since this is mostly from her perspective. Inspired by the song from The Get Down because it’s so Annie. Do not interact if you’re under 18 or post thinspo/ED content.

Word count: 2k

Warnings: This is pretty much fluff with some angst, related to canon events and mentions of homophobia in the context of American Christianity. Obviously playing with the plot of S1 for this fic. Do not interact if you’re under 18.

Despite the crowd’s chaos in response to her speech, Annie felt her smile falter when she got backstage and was met with varying degrees of rage and disgust. Her own mother looked like she’d spent the past five minutes sucking on sour candy.

‘Hello!’ Annie wanted to shout. ‘Did you see what I did out there? Aren’t you gonna congratulate me?’

Hughie had disappeared after meeting Ezekiel. She tried to pretend that him not even saying goodbye didn’t bother her. If she could get up on stage and bare her soul to thousands of people in person and millions at home, at the very least she could admit to herself that she was hurt.

The drive back to the tower was tense. Everyone seemed to avoid making eye contact with her. As if she’d done something wrong. The longer she sat with what she said and did, the more she was convinced she made the right choice. Between what The Deep had done to her and how she was treated after saving a girl from suffering the same fate, they were just mad she called them on her complacency.

As soon as she made it back to her suite, she pulled out her phone to find her Instagram had blown up even more than when she first joined The Seven. Her phone nearly crashed from the amount of notifications she had. Thousands of comments and messages, either rants or support. She scrolled through her clogged DMs, her stomach churning at the glimpses of abuse that piled on from irate strangers. One DM caught her attention, addressing her by her real name rather than Starlight.

Hesitantly, she tapped the message to see the full contents.

‘Holy shit Annie!! You’re so badass🤩 Our Capes for Christ counselors must be shitting themselves right now lmao way to go!’

There were a lot of people from her Capes for Christ days, a constant rotation of hopeful young superheroes ready to use their powers for the glory of the Lord. Looking back, it was just a self-righteous vanity project for their parents and whatever religious sycophants hovered around. She tapped your photo, bringing her to your profile. Your brief bio gave your first name and that you were living in the city, but your supe name was nowhere to be found.

She tapped your most recent photo. In a brightly lit hospital hallway, you posed in black scrubs with a handful of balloons. You’d posted it just a week earlier, the caption celebrating working as a nurse for three years. Most of the comments were congratulating you, but one comment finally jogged her memory.

‘might be thinking of someone else but were you red heart?’ someone commented.

You replied with, ‘Yeah I was a million years ago! Lamest name ever😂😂’

Right. Red Heart. Healing powers. Red Cross spokesgirl. White top with a red skirt and sparkly red shoes that reminded her of the Wizard of Oz. You were on the Capes for Christ circuit with her. At one point she considered you a close friend, close enough to invite you to the roller skating party she begged her mom for when she was ten, only allowed to invite three girls because that’s all they could afford. Memories of skating to Britney Spears songs and balancing a paper plate with room temperature pizza on her lap came back to her. You’d bought her one of the special edition birthday Barbies. Her mom never let her take it out of the box, claiming it’d be worth a lot of money some day. It was probably still collecting dust in their attic.

She could remember you going off to college after high school, dropping your superhero identity not long after. With healing powers, it made sense you’d go into nursing. Her mom had expressed a judgemental disbelief at your decision. Annie wished she at least had a choice like you.

She scrolled through more of your photos. You seemed to be doing well since you got out. Got out. Like it was a cult. Maybe in a way, it was.

Annie hit the follow button on your profile and messaged you back.

‘Thanks Y/N! I made a lot of people mad, but I’m glad I did it 😊’ she hesitated a moment before typing, ‘We should catch up sometime! You're still in New York right? I’m pretty new to the city.’

Before she could get too in her own head about whether asking you to hang out was weird when the two of you hadn’t spoken in years, you responded with the names of a few coffee shops on the Upper East Side and that you were off work the following day.

Her mood had tanked before meeting up with you, getting chewed out by Stilwell and feeling some guilt for Ashley losing her job. She had to remind herself it wasn’t her fault. If they hadn’t enabled a sex pest for years, she wouldn’t have had to make her speech.

Following the directions on her phone and getting a bit turned around in the subway, she walked up to the coffee shop a few minutes after eleven, when the two of you had agreed to meet. She rushed inside when she noticed you were already sitting at a table with your drink.

Annie sat down across from you with her coffee, playing with the cup sleeve. “I’m so glad you had time to hang out. I still don’t really know anyone here, and it’s nice to see a familiar face.”

“Yeah! I'm not really in touch with a lot of people from back then, but I can totally introduce you to my friends. It’s an adjustment, but the city has a lot to offer if you know where to look.”

“Way more to do than Des Moines at least.”

“I can’t believe I nearly forgot,” you said, lowering your voice to an excited whisper, “congrats on getting into The Seven! Out of everyone in our weird ass group growing up, I always had a feeling it was gonna be you.”

“Thanks.” She gave you a strained smile. “It’s not exactly what I expected, but I’m making the best of it.”

“Sometimes that’s the most you can do,” you said.

“How about you? What part of the hospital do you work in?”

“With my powers, they have me all over the place, but it’s good. I can see I’m really making a difference.”

“That’s what I want. Sometimes I feel like they just parade me around to look nice, but they won’t let me do anything,” she said. “Like that stupid new costume. It’s like they make me wear it just to humiliate me for helping that girl because I didn’t do it their way. I feel like a joke.”

“Not after the Believe Expo. Anyone would be an idiot not to take you seriously now,” you said. “I mean, you said what so many people were thinking but were too afraid to say. It’s bullshit they’re treating you like this.”

“No, it’s—I’ll deal. We’re supposed to be catching up, and I’m like dumping all my problems on you. How have you been? Are you seeing anyone?” she asked.

She wasn’t sure how she’d answer the question if you’d been the one to ask. Hughie could be so hot and cold, like he was hiding something.

You were silent for a few moments before answering. “Not really. My girlfriend and I broke up a few weeks ago.”

“That’s great! I mean—not great that you broke up, I’m so sorry,” Annie said frantically. “Just you being—dating women. I’m happy for you.”

“That means a lot, Annie. I kind of parted ways with Vought because of it. I mean, they have this progressive face, but then they let Ezekiel spout his bullshit and put their name on that too?” you ranted. “That’s just me. It’s pretty much impossible to have a career as a supe without Vought, so I don’t judge.”

“Do you think I’m crazy for trying to change things from the inside?”

“It can’t hurt to try. Then at least you know you did what you could.”

She smiled. At least she could vent to someone who understood and actually gave a damn. Hughie was nice, but he didn’t quite get it. There was always some kind of disconnect. Maeve wasn’t nearly the mentor she was hoping for. She got it a little better now. Maeve had been in The Seven for years, Annie could only imagine how much it’d wear her down.

On her way back from getting coffee, Annie stopped in front of a bookstore with a huge Vought display in the window. Her comics were front and center, a cardboard cut-out of her next to one of Homelander. The Deep’s comics were barely visible with clearance stickers slapped on the covers. Serves him right. She couldn’t believe he’d been her favorite at one point.

Sleepovers with the other Capes for Christ girls almost always led to a “who’s your favorite member of The Seven” discussion. The answers were always a lot of Homelander, some Lamplighter or Marathon Man, but you always answered Queen Maeve. Back then, she thought it was because you admired her strength, her trailblazing as the first woman in The Seven. Maybe it wasn’t that simple.

“That’s her! I swear to god it is!” Annie overheard someone whisper-yell.

“Who?”

“Starlight, over there!”

Annie kept her head down, speed-walking up the street. She ducked into the nearest subway, getting on the first train that stopped even though it was going further uptown. Pulling her hoodie up to obscure her face, she sighed. She had everything she ever dreamed of, but it seemed more and more like it was turning into a nightmare.

The following weeks were busy between her obligations with The Seven and helping Hughie with whatever cryptic stuff he was up to. She still found time to see you. Hanging out with you was the only thing that made her feel normal anymore. You were so confident in who you were, she felt comfortable finding out who she was outside of Starlight. With you, she could just be Annie.

All of a sudden her association with Hughie had Homelander nearly turning on her. Maeve took up for her in nothing less than a Hail Mary moment. Then, to make matters worse, her entire world came crashing down when she agreed to meet up with Hughie despite his fugitive status. She wasn’t born with her powers, no supe was. Instead her mom signed her life away to Vought and allowed them to basically experiment on her. The cherry on top of the melting ice cream sundae that’d become her life was definitely getting shot immediately after finding out the news.

When she came to in the hospital, she saw you in your scrubs, slouched in the chair next to her bed. She reached out, taking your hand in hers.

“Y/N?” she croaked out.

“Annie!” you exclaimed, jumping up from the chair. “Holy shit, how are you feeling? I did what I could when you got here. You heal fast, so you should be—“

“It’s all a lie! Our whole lives, Y/N! They fucking lied about everything!” she raged, her vision blurred by tears. “At least you got out. I feel so stupid.”

“Hey, don’t call my best friend stupid.”

She laughed weakly, sniffling a bit. “Thanks Y/N, for everything. All this time I was thinking I was doing what I wanted, but it was what everyone else wanted for me. It always has been.”

“Then start living for you, whatever that looks like. It’s never too late,” you said.

Her hand still intertwined with yours, she pulled you closer to her, your faces inches apart. Taking in your features, she admired how pretty you were. She’d always thought so, but didn’t know how to place it before. Since you’d reconnected, however, it was different. Butterflies in her stomach when you'd smile at her. Texts from you brightening her day. Hanging out with you being the highlight of her week. She didn’t have to try when it came to you.

“I think I’ll start now,” she whispered.

In a moment of nerve-wracking bravery, Annie pressed her lips to yours. Relief swept over her when you kissed her back, smiling against her lips. Whatever happened next, she knew she could get through it with you by her side.

#annie january x reader #starlight x reader #the boys x reader #annie january #starlight #the boys #the boys tv #the boys amazon

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polarisbear · 2 years

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i think it’s LAME that none of the other magipa have human designs so i did it myself. also spiced up hughie’s fit n myamu’s new fit from episode 39

(notes + close ups under cut!)

going from left to right: first up hughie

his normal civilian outfits are… weirdly tame? at least if you compare it to the fabric drape hell of his magical realm outfit, so! since he and myamu are supposed to be color palette parallels (+ toma and matsuri) i gave him yellow in his eyes to match myamu’s pink also because i’m not sure why??? his eye color changed between forms.

his palette Is mostly blue and white (to look nice next to toma’s warmer reds and blacks) so he’s got some Very dramatic white pants. wanted his jacket to be the statement piece to everything else is relatively reserved. the chain is supposed to match his necklace, and the bucket hat that inspired the look is from his disguise when matsuri and myamu snuck into omega hq

2nd is myamu!

this is just her outfit from episode 39 cranked up a little since i though the gray hoodie and plain skirt were a little boring. she’s got a heart/lace up pattern on her sleeves and a cute belt. also changed the type of hoodie she has and the hoodie strings

third here is hanitan <3

i Think her and miruki’s aesthetic is decora kei with a hint of lolita and angel aesthetics, so i went with a comfy pajama look since hanitan’s sleepy. she’s the only one to have her animal aspect Obviously in her design since teddy bears and bows are cute and decorated headbands are Super cute. the heart cheek mark is for my own amusement though. draculara moment or whatever.

her hairstyle is two pigtails pulled up front, which is a very warm way to wear your hair. the stitch detailing and patches on her hoodie are in reference to her teddy bear form. she’s got bear gloves to match miruki’s main outfit too. the ugg boots are something hanitan wears just to annoy miruki since they’re a little out of fashion.

fourth to batter: chimumu!

i hate green. teal is a little better but jesus christ this palette was a little bit of a nightmare. anyways, i don’t know what cool sportswear looks like so i was winging it. the most obvious thing is the star motifs, her gloves, hair, short fluff, and sneaker lips are all shaped to look star-like.

the white under-part of chimumu’s hair was added later since i remembered after i was done coloring patano that the magipa usually have multicolored hair so. extra cool points. the scarf and the star pattern on it being exaggerated was to help convey how overconfident chimumu is in both herself and hina, and the sporty look of the outfit was also to enable chimumu to keep up with hina’s training. the yellows also got a bit more lime. the warm yellow was clashing.

fifth in line is carron!

i think she should be tall like the boys. that’s all.

anyways, i think she’s probably the most straightforward translation? like her hair got extended into a ponytail and her stained-glass bunny ears got turned into tailcoats and that’s really about it. she looks basically the same as her animal form otherwise, i even kept the leg shape pretty similar since i didn’t differentiate between her pants and shoes. oh! her pants have a diamond pattern running down the side, to really hammer home both the stained glass and diamond theme.

otherwise i’d say she’s just a cute butler!

the grand finale: patano!

you might not believe me but her fit’s 100% the simplest next to myamu’s. which is why her’s was boring until i Spiced it Up with some patterns (the roses + stripes)

i’m pretty sure her design is supposed to evoke a little german boy in the swiss alps yodeling or whatever so i went with that while also keeping in mind the Loud ruffles of amane’s takarazuka revue aesthetic. so, a boyish outfit with a feminine charm. if i have the energy though i would like to take another stab at patano’s design since i didn’t incorporate her wings, which i think are Very cute. also the wiki is insane i think she’s supposed to look as clumsy as a hippo but she’s clearly a pegasus/horse?? she has a hair tail and hooves and pointy ears, the big snout doesn’t make her automatically a cartoon hippo.

#primagi #waccha primagi #hughie #myamu #hanitan #chimumu #carron #patano #art archive #jesus christ that’s a lot of tags #anyways these aren’t Serious designs or anything just some practice for fun #also because i think it’s a little disappointing we didn’t get human designs because i want to see More magical realm fashion #more outfits even! lots of missed opportunities is what i’m saying #i might do the humans but we’ll see (it’s just going to be more casual outfits. i don’t Know high fashion well enough)

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come-along-pond · 1 year

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"i wake up screaming from dreaming." with Kate, pretty please?? 🖤🖤🖤

warnings: foul language (lol), major spoilers for s3 of the boys.

a/n: fully aware you can't really read this one yet as well lol, it'll be like a finishing show treat. Also I am brave enough to admit that my characterisation for Billy is super off lol. Just tryna get some practice in before I work on the main fic.

Butcher’s flat is strangely quiet, Kate would have thought the silence would drive him mad, but maybe that’s the point. He offers her a cuppa and sits her down on his sofa, it feels strangely intimate for their relationship considering the other things they get up to.

“Billy,” she isn’t sure how to approach this, how to tell him that he’s probably lost his mind and that she’ll stab him if she sees him take one more dose of Temp-V.

“Yeah?” he’s pouring the water into cups, he only had a second one for her, it took far too long than he’d care to admit to find one. Yes he could have got the cheapest, first one he saw. But he didn’t, and so now the second mug in his flat looked somewhat vintage and had a light lipstick stain on it.

“I um…hmm,” Kate bites her tongue, unable to get the words out “The temp-V…”

Billy sighs “Fucking hell,”

“Billy- “

“Hughie’s already got Annie up his arse, I don’t need you up mine,”

“I know, but Jesus fucking Christ Butcher you’re killing yourself,” Kate stands, turning sharply to see Billy stood over his counter, palms face down on it “It’s your body, it’s your choice I know that. But what about the people who rely on you?”

“Like who?” he scoffs.

“Ryan! You pushed him away because you thought he’d be safer but you know you’re wrong. What about Hughie? What about me?”

“And why do you care darlin’?”

“Oh, don’t be cunt Billy,” Weirdly Kate was the one getting angry, Butcher seemed beaten, like he’d already lost this argument with himself “Of course I fucking care about you! Of course I don’t want to be stood over your dead body or a gravestone!”

“Why hm? Why do you give a fuck about me?”

“You know why,” Kate sighs, and Billy looks left and sees her glassy eyes, slowly approaching her

“Maybe I wanna hear you say it,”

“You won’t say anything back,”

“Maybe I will,”

“I don’t want you to die because I love you,” Kate looks down “Because I’m fucking in love with you and Jesus Christ in the middle of the night, I wake up screaming, from dreaming that you’re dead at my feet at guess what? Homelander isn’t there. It’s just you because you’ve done it to yourself,”

“You think you don’t deserve love,” Kate meets his eyes “But you do. I’ve seen what you deem the worst parts of yourself, fuck I’ve seen you beat a man bloody to death and inject that green shit into your veins,” she gestures to where he kept the V “And I love you, and I just want you to be alive long enough for you to understand that,”

Billy sighs, he’d asked her to explain, but he didn’t expect her to actually do it. She was right, he didn’t think he deserved her, but she was here, and it was clear she wasn’t giving up any time. He wraps his arms around Kate, pulling her to him, her body shakes as she breathes, her own arms wrapping around him.

“I love you, I do and I’m sorry,” he mutter quietly into her hair “but that’s why I can’t get that those supe cunts get near you,”.

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anunvalidcritic · 2 years

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The Boys: SN3.2

(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DON’T CARE FOR IT.)

Alright let’s see what’s going with this Victoria/Naudia drama....

The Only Man in The Sky

Let’s continue this story.

These movies are horrible rofl

Not the fucking cast of Riverdale?!

Is BUTCHER having a hallucination? Is that young BUTCHER?!!

Shout out to TERROR

Red River = Group home for supes

Damn HUGHIE is that weak he can’t open the jam jar.... why tf is eating the burnt toast?!?!

I love how BUTCHER pushes ppl to their limits lmao

“Fuck SOLDIER BOY. I don’t give a mothereffin’ doo-doo how he checked out.” - M.M.

So from my understanding.... SOLDIER BOY = HOMELANDER...

I think we all know MOTHER’s MILK is gonna come back... he can’t resist the team.

ROFL THAT SLY SMILE

‘’BLM BLT’ & Woke Wok’, KMSL

SOLDIER BOY met Princess Diana!??!!

I really thought this bitch was singing I Will Always Love You’ Whitney’s version smh... I gotta do better.

These motherfuckers need to lay off the drugs Jesus Christ.

Yo, the music video!!!

I see CRIMSON COUNTESS wasn’t on the shit they were giving STORMFRONT.

Ahh mustard and blood... what a combination

Dame Judi Dench!!!! IK that’s a fucking line

“Listen, STARLIGHT, I, I hate to direct you but we’re gonna need a little more ‘JFK just got rimmed out by MARILYN’ version.” - HOMELANDER

LMAO not 53% wanting to DVR the event..

Not two bitchies named ASHLEY

SETH said he doesn’t want to get into this shit

“I want to get back in touch with my roots, like in Roots” - A-TRAIN

I understand that this woman is fully capable of working but she needs to take her ass home movin’ around like that.

TEDDY STILLWELL is fucking awesome!

“I’m completely sterile. Doctor says my sperm are bad. Like, really, really bad, like a bunch of fat, dead tadpoles.” - HUGHIE

Once again, I am flabbergasted....

Damn VICTORIA/NAUDIA was just demolishing bitchies!

...not the fuckin’ gun rally smfh

BUTCHER pushin’ the limits

“SOLDIER BOY never touched me like that.” - GUNPOWDER

Then how tf did he touch you?!?!

GUNPOWDER on that WANTED shit

Sooo... HOMELANDER has an annual suicide save?? Now, that’s some weird shit

Did someone drop the vid?!?!

Oh the Nazi bitch committed suicide...oh well....

MARVIN’s daughter is fuckin’ useless. Like you couldn’t open the fucking window and fan the alarm??? Man fuck these kids!!

Oh so it’s NAUDIA without a ‘U’... i don’t give a fuck.

I’m not sorry for laughing at HUGHIE because he can’t open a jar.

I skipped MARVIN’s heart to heart with his ex because ehh pathetic

RIP KENJI

KIMIKO... kids these days play GTA and watch ppl have sex on Game of Thrones like it’s another Tuesday... those kids will live to see another day move tf on lol

You better ride that fucking rollercoaster with a smile on your face.

RIP BECCA gone too soon.

I’m glad HUGHIE snitched. BUTCHER definitely needed to know that.

is HOMELANDER having a stroke!?!?

YOOOO he took the V24!!!!!

Looks like BUTCHER will get all the deets as usual.

wow MALLORY’s invovled in this shit!!

Alright that’s enough....WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GUY WENT TO FR

That song sounds awful...

MEMORABLE DIALOGUE

A-TRAIN - “Happy birthday, HOMELANDER.”

HOMELANDER - “Hey, thank you.”

A-TRAIN - “Yeah.”

HOMELANDER - “I can see your girdle you disgusting fat fuck. [chuckles] Get off the fucking stage.”

“STARLIGHT lied to you just know. She did. I don’t make mistakes. I’m not ‘just like that rest of you.’ I’m stronger. I’m smarter. I’m better. I am better. I’m not some weak-kneed fucking crybaby that goes around fucking apologizing all the time. And why the fuck would you want me to be?!” - HOMELANDER

THE EGG HAS FINALLY CRACKED!

Ashley needs to chill out with that hair pulling shit.

Ofc TODD likes wtf he’s hearing.

I’ll admit... that monologue was pretty fuckin’ good though.

______

We’ve ended the show with a strong monologue from Homelander proclaiming his superioty over all mankind. I can only wonder what the next episode holds! Click here to see the last post! Now let’s move onto episode three!

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frosthidden · 2 years

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i’ve already decided alice going blind when she uses her powers isn’t canon, that being said. i have not spent the past few hours writing a oneshot NOT to share it. enjoy.

word count: 1,449 words

trigger warnings: violence, guns, blood, gross men being gross, probably extremely ooc butcher, hughie and frenchie.

there were a multitude of reasons alice hadn’t wanted anyone to know. of course, there was the obvious: butcher hated supes and she didn’t think he’d make an exception for someone that had helped them out time and time again. she’d been lying to them all along after all. well, all of them except frenchie and that was a point against her too. a betrayal on alice’s part as well as frenchie’s. there was also the other thing, if butcher didn’t kill her for having powers, there was a pretty good chance she’d wind up as another gun in his arsenal. she’d never wanted to be on the front lines. alice was the one on the computer, the one who searched databases and took trips into secure servers to get them information. she wasn’t a soldier. now, she had no choice than to be in the line of fire.

around her bullets rained, fired by butcher and frenchie. alice crouched with hughie, both behind trees in the woods. more than ever, she wished she was back in her van rather than dreading the seconds until they needed her.

“oy, blondie, it’s your time to shine!” butcher yelled, calling back into the trees and hoping somewhere back there neither alice or hughie had gotten shot.

“alice!” hughie nodded back towards the others.

“yeah, i heard him.” alice snapped, nerves making her stomach hurt. she felt like she was going to puke. she stepped out into the clearing, then darted between trees until she was closer to their attackers and behind them. she hoped the sounds of gunfire covered her footsteps.

she took a deep breath, crouching so she could see the gunmen, but hopefully not be seen. frenchie and butcher knew to get the hell out as soon as the gunfire stopped, that was the plan. she focused on the guns the men held, soon her vision had dissipated and a cold wind was drifting through the forest.

the temperature dropped and soon, snow began to fall over the small area. it was like a cloud had formed overhead, plunging them into winter. the small powdery snowflakes first fell in a light dusting, however the intensity of the snow began to build.

the gunfire stopped, the men clearly distracted by the sudden winter storm. sounds of “what the hell is this?” and “jesus christ, is this snow?” filled the air in place of the siege.

this was their opportunity. they advanced and individual gunshots killed all the chatter. butcher and frenchie got lightly covered in snow, but they’d known to expect it.

alice stood, holding onto the tree to steady herself. she was so focused on not letting the snowfall falter that she didn’t realize there was someone else until they came up from behind her and shoved her roughly against the bark.

their forearm pressed into her collarbones and she could feel the force of a body against her.

“so you’re the one that’s causing this?” the man restrained the blonde against the tree, moving to grab her hands so that there was no way she could use them to do any freaky shit to him.

her vision returned as she stopped powering the snow cloud over the forest, her fear overtaking any focus she’d had. now, staring her in the face was a man in tactical gear, one of the men they’d been fighting. alice supposed he’d been a straggler or maybe backup they’d called in. she hadn’t seen or heard him coming. she was breathing heavily already. there was nothing else she could do. she was too worn out to even freeze a water bottle, she couldn’t fight this guy. still, she tried to pull her way out of his grip, but he was stronger than her and her fear only seemed to make him more interested in her.

“i oughta bring you back with me. you’re cute, and you know my guys would be real interested to see one of vought’s pets for themselves.”

there was something cruel about the way he said it, like he had more in mind than just showing her off. she tried to lunge at him, to bite him, but he only laughed. she never wanted to be this helpless. “help!” alice called, “help!” she was supposed to meet them back at the car, they wouldn’t leave without her.

he shifted her wrists into one hand , and clamped his other hand over her mouth. “come on. why’d you have to do that? play nice.”

“fuck you,” she muttered despite the dirty palm pressed against her mouth.

“what was that?” he still looked at her despite being more aware that she might have called her compatriots.

alice bit down hard on his hand, the metallic taste of blood entering her mouth.

he pulled his hand away from her mouth, looking at it with horror. it had begun to bleed where she’d bitten, the outlines of her teeth filling with red. “fucking bitch!”

a gun shot rang out and the man crumpled to the ground.

she spit the man's blood and wiped her mouth with the back of her now released hand. alice stepped over the body and turned in the direction the shot had come from. a smile crossed her face as she saw frenchie gesturing for her to follow him. she began to jog towards him, adrenaline pushing her to keep going even though all she wanted was a nap.

frenchie caught her as she made it to him, holding her at arm’s length as he quickly checked for any sign of injury. he noted the blood still on her mouth. “we’ve got to go, mon amie. can you walk?”

“i’m fine, just tired. let’s go.” she started towards the road, picking her way through the woods as fast as she could with frenchie at her side. she thought she could have managed something if he hadn’t come to save her, but she was glad he had.

they finally made it back to the car, where hughie and butcher were already in the front seats.

“what’s the hold up?” butcher asked, gesturing with one arm out the window.

she climbed into the backseat. “you missed one guy. he came up behind me. i didn’t see him coming.”

frenchie walked around the car and got into the backseat next to alice. as soon as he was settled, butcher began to drive.

“what do you mean you didn’t see him coming?” from what she’d said it sounded like the man had just walked up behind her and grabbed her.

“exactly what i said. i didn’t see him and i was too focused on distracting those guys to hear him.” alice leaned against the door, not looking at the three in the car with her. “when i use my powers, it all goes white. i’m basically blind.”

“so when your eyes go white . . . it’s white for you too?” hughie had just assumed she could see through that, but now that he thought about it, the few times that alice had used her powers around him she was always standing still.

“exactly.” as her heart stopped racing, she was fighting off sleep. she was exhausted, but it seemed like there was no end to the questions on the ride back into the city.

“you never told me this.” frenchie wouldn’t have let her come, or insisted someone be there with her had he known she would have been exposed like that.

“i’m sorry.” she didn’t have the energy to defend her choices. “i didn’t want anyone to worry about me.”

“worry about you? you could have compromised the mission.” she’d done what she’d been asked to do, although butcher worried how much he could ask her to do now that he knew she was practically defenseless. what good was she if she couldn’t react to her surroundings if something like this ever happened again.

“thanks. i’m really glad my presence here is valued. thank you.” alice leaned over, resting her head on frenchie’s shoulder. she wrapped her arms around herself, eyes cast downward. she didn’t want to talk about this anymore. really, she just wanted to be home, but she knew they’d rehash the whole situation for mm and kimiko when they returned.

“you’re a very valued member of the team. is that what you want to hear?” butcher glanced at her in the rearview mirror.

“i’m tuning you guys out now. let me know if you have anything important to say.” she reached down into her bag on the floor and pulled out her phone and headphones. she put the earbuds in her ears and pressed play on her music without a second thought.

#a wealth of wasted ability . . . [ META & COMMENTARY ]*#idk what else to tag this as

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slothspaghettiwrites · 3 years

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Made-up fic title: the big question

IM IN A RANSOM MOOD and I'm feeling like writing some absolutely fucking nonsense. Enjoy.

The Big Question

Ransom watched you lose another round of Go to Harlan. His grandfather victorious laughter filled the study while he again tried to work up the courage to ask you the question. These weekend visits were your favourite, some of Ransom's favourites now. You loved the manor, the spookiness of it, the dogs (🙃🙃🙃), and you loved Harlan. You were almost as close to him as you were Ransom. It would be the perfect time, the perfect location, something that would be memorable and be a great story to tell your friends.

"Hughie! Your granddad is cheating, I swear to god," you huffed, but your words had a playful tone.

Jesus even your insistence on all calling him that stupid fucking nickname didn't bother him. It made him feel goddamn soft sometimes and Ransom Drysdale was anything but soft.

"That is absolute slander," Harlan chortled. "You're just bad at the game."

"Yeah, well, this is the last time I play with you."

"C'mon baby, you can give me one more," Ransom grinned down at you, sweat dripping from his forehead.

You moaned, muscles visibly tendering under his grip on your legs.

"Eat shit," you groaned bring yourself off the mat and finishing that round of sit ups.

"These fucking morning gym sessions were your idea," he kept grinning.

Yeah, they were your idea, but you were using Ransom's guest pass to his private gym, meaning to go, you had to go with him. And that meant Ransom getting to see you all hot and sweat and wearing skin tight clothes. It also meant having to keep his boner in check and scaring off any of the punk ass losers trying to flirt with you at 6AM.

"I'm pudding Hughie, you could eat me for dessert."

"Don't tease," he forced a smirk.

He could feel the words on the tip of tongue. He could ask you now. If you said no he could brush it off and blame it on the heat, dehydration, and then pretend he never said anything of the sort to you. And no one would be able to back up your story because no one would believe Ransom Drysdale had asked such a question.

You were laying on Ransom's couch, scrolling through Netflix, trying to find something to watch for the evening. When the cursor lingered over Bob's Burgers again, he didn't even complain. He had the whole goddamn show practically memorised because you. It's my comfort show, Hughie, it makes me feel good when I feel like shit.

He hoped he was never the reason you watched that dumb show. You selected an episode, just as the doorbell rang, announcing your pizza had arrived.

"I got it," you said, patting his knee and rushing off towards the door.

He paused the episode and started from the beginning. The inside jokes at the start were some of your favourite parts, next to the musical numbers. The itch to ask you again was there. He watched you return with two steaming boxes, smile on your pretty face. He looked away for a second, the words rising up in his throat like bile. Why was he so goddamned scared? He was Ransom Fucking Drysdale for christ sake.

"You okay Hughie?"

You question jarred him, forcing him to acknowledge the fact that he was actually not fucking okay and that made him fucking angry and it was all your fault. The pizza boxes were discarded on the coffee table and you sat down next to him, taking his clenched fist in your hand.

"Would you," he cleared his throat, trying to find the way it broke slightly. "Would you-"

"Yeah?" You tried to sound encouraging but just came out amused, like you were enjoying his struggling.

"Can we get a kitten?"

"We've been married for 2 years, it's taken you long enough Hughie."

#sloth asks #ransom drysdale x you #ransom drysdale #i dont even know what this #soft!ransom #soft!ransom drysdale

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butchrbilly · 4 years

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// Starter for @petithughie

Location – Bullshit Expo

It was pretty convenient Hughie had been invited to the Believe Expo by Starlight herself so she could take the kid in and Butcher had found himself a nice little lottery ticket, which only left Mother's Milk entrance to be discounted from their own pockets. No one would be able to connect them in any way. Not bad for a last minute plan.

After some research, M.M. and Billy had tracked the Compound V being shipped through Ezekiel's charities, fucking Ezekiel! Of course it had to be the holly roller fudgepacking cunt. Weren't they all always like that? Fundies and bible thumpers on the outside and in public, but a bunch of thieves and liars behind closed doors. Capes for Christ, my ass, Billy thought. He could already spot Ezekiel on the side of the stage, shacking hands and kissing some high profile arses, as the people started to gather to hear his preachings.

"Look who came just in time," Billy said and he glanced at Hughie up and down. "What? Not wearing a new shirt from the event yet?" He asked in a mocking tone. "Hope your girl isn't disappointed."

#petithughie #▓ ▌t: 105; Good for the Soul

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anunvalidcritic · 5 years

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The Boys: SN1.5

(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DON’T CARE FOR IT.)

Let’s see if there’s anymore freaky deeky stuff going on in this episode.

GOOD FOR THE SOUL

Only time will tell how this episode goes tonight.

Aye, we’re in Havana, Cuba ladies and gentlemen!

This music really has me vibin’

There’s no goddamn way STILLWELL said it was okay when you give her an ultimatum like that.

dang know she’s really digging her own grave for herself

Honestly, it was sad to see her go like that... RIP

It’s insane how HOMELANDER makes everyone feel as though the air is being sucked out of the room when he’s around.

That’s some tense shit my dude.

FRENCHIE made THE FEMALE a full home-cooked meal IF THAT AIN’T LOVE THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS!!!

HER WINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!

Finally, they have STARLIGHT back in her original costume.

How are you gonna ask someone how their flight is then cut them off by telling someone else something??? huh? Please help me understand the fuckery that ASHLEY is spewing?

EZEKIEL looks horrible.

“The security is tighter than a choir boy’s asshole.” - BUTCHER

ICONIC DIALOGUE

“Jesus! This is from that club you took me to?” - HUGHIE

“You remembered our first night together I’m touched.” - BUTCHER

HOMELANDER knows he could’ve saved everyone... this dude is really twisted.

Back to STARLIGHT

First of all, why are these kids asking her these dumb ass questions? If your friend is of another religion then you should respect that and not try to convert her to Christianity.

Second of all, the boy who asked her if she had a boyfriend is CLEARLY gonna be jackin’ off to the thought of her tonight AM I RIGHT?!?!.... that was extremely inappropriate... sorry...

Who tf is DRUMMER BOY??

If this is a joke then I don’t like it.

Third of all, who does this little bitch think she is asking STARLIGHT if she lost her virginity.

DONNA (ANNIE’s MOTHER) ain’t shit either.

This motherfucker really just landed down where STILLWELL is just to talk about this fucking speech. SMDH

“What you’re gonna run off and play strong single mom? Please, that baby is an accessory.” - HOMELANDER

...“We need to have boundaries.” - STILLWELL

Honestly, I’m surprised she didn’t want to give birth to a supe.

BUTCHER has rolled up at some woman’s house talkin’ about how he’s come across something.

SISTER-IN-LAW?!?

“Would you like some tea I got the English stuff?”

Side note: This cast was pretty good for the sisters. They look pretty similar.

“You got the right to remain silent bitch!” - POPCLAW

THE FUCKING TEDDY BEAR!!!!

OH, SHIT!!!! THEIR COVER IS BLOWN!!!!

Damn FRENCHIE has a lot of shit going on.

HOMELANDER is nosey af.

HUGHIE better not let HOMELANDER touch him.

I hope he took his phone out...

“Your blood pressure is 150 over 90 that’s a little high.” - HOMELANDER

LOL he knew HOMELANDER was gonna hold him down there!

AH FUCK HIS PHONE!!!

“You fucked me... yeah in a private supe club. You know the one on east 29th, secret lair I think it’s called... there was 3 of us coiled up, and you wrapped your stretchy arms around me and it was so fuckin’ hot; and your dick was so perfect and long stretchy and you played my butt like jazz with poise and skill and willingness to improvise.” - HUGHIE

“I have a video! I have a video of us suckin’ and fuckin’!” - HUGHIE

why do they always ask if they want money??

BUTCHER really fucked up that tombstone.

Here goes HOMELANDER fucking things up AGAIN.

I’m not gonna lie the way he floated in the air was lowkey kinda scary.

Who is this female that MAEVE is talking 2?

MAEVE’s an alcoholic?

Is she a lesbian??

Her name is LENA.

“Go back to HOMELANDER?”- LENA

Maybe she’s bisexual??/ What is MAEVE’s facade?

DAMN WELL THEIR DONE

So they're just walking through the hospital like it’s nothing. Damn people really don’t watch over anything these days.

DONNA please stfu

Ofc FRENCHIE is going to let THE FEMALE go.

I feel like STARLIGHT isn’t going to go through with the speech...

“if you have sex before marriage is not immoral it’s human. What’s not human is the guy who shoved his dick in my face.” - STARLIGHT

THE DEEP lookin’ real sick!!!

“I’m done pretending and I’m done taking any more shit.” - STARLIGHT

wow HUGHIE was really the only one clapping lol

THEY’RE MAKING SUPE BABIES!!

HUGHIE this is not the moment to be talking about Billy Joel at MSG.

go off STARLIGHT because he’s lowkey (well highkey) using you

These guys are just wasting bullets.

OH SHIT THE BABY!!!!!!!

“Now you keep your nose clean sunshine or I'll come back and stomp ya.” - BUTCHER

Didn’t this bitch just tell HOMELANDER that they needed boundaries but then she goes and pulls this shit?!?!

FRENCHIE’s on the move...

THE FEMALE’s got his back!!!

BLACK NOIR IS ONE BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOOOOODDDDDDDAMN!!!!!!!! JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST! HE DIDN’T HAve to CUT her LIKE that!!!!!

I was starting to like THE FEMALE they didn’t have to kill h... THIS BITCH IS LIKE WOLVERINE!!!!!!!!!!!

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This episode had me rollin’ I really am obsessed with this show!

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