#coffee makes spiders drunk?😂

[shironezuninja]

Ready to consume the SpiderVerse films now. It was nice to turn my smart devices off last night. Reading Spider-Man Fake Red manga made me relive my High School years reading printed Shonen Jump magazines again. I still have Issues when the late Stan Lee teamed up with the Shaman King manga creator to make the manga series, Ultimo.

#photos #collage #stickers #manga #manga art #artbook #spiderman fake red #gotouge koyoharu #demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba #manga artist #marvel studios #viz media #manga style #reading #offline life #yu otomae #coffee makes spiders drunk?😂 #skull teeth mysterio helmet #venom movies all watched #marvel movie watchlist #marked off #Easter egg notes #takes me back #I ❤️ manga #screw Drake Bell’s troubles. I’m gonna continue loving Ultimate Spidey #tanjiro kamado #how could we ever say No to Chibi Art?🥰 #spider man manga #fanboy #the culture that taught me to love Life

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Please can you make a Miguel masterlist with your fics? just so I can blah blah blah😂

that’s very convincing argument😭 and of course! <3

MIGUEL O’HARA MASTERLIST.

<- back to navi

last updated: dec 1, 2023

smut -> ★

fluff -> ☾

drabble ★

thinking about miguel’s senses

drabble ★

more smut bc couldn’t help myself

after care ★ & fluff

a smutty start then goes into fluffy aftercare with mig

fluffy imagines ☾

cooking imagines

stress relief ★

miguel comes home stressed out and missed you (soft)

doodles ☾

you doodle during a meeting and miguel is the victim of your boredom

doodles part 2 ☾

continuation from part 1, but miguel draws you instead

secret admirer ☾

you’ve never had a secret admirer and miguel changes that

secret admirer part 2 ☾

continuation from part 1, you find out miguel has been leaving you gifts, and then you give him one in return

random ☾

expansion on a headcanon that was sent in

princess treatment  // body worshipping ★

he worships your body, then eats you out

rivals? ☾

you and miguel are rivals (before he became spider-man) and over the years developed a crush on him

will they, won’t they ☾

you and miguel have an unspoken and suggestive dynamic, until you’re assigned to work go on a mission with him

drabble ★ (?) suggestive

making out during a break from work

drabble ★

drabble of doggy

drabble ★

miguel kneels on the ground as he eats you out

pretty in pink ★

bimbo spider-woman smut with miguel in his office

appreciation ☾

miguel with curvy reader

drabble ★

thoughts of miguel screwing you on the kitchen counter

period hc’s ☾

headcanons/ imagines with miguel while you’re on your period

one too many ☾

reader is drunk and miguel helps care for her

headcanons ☾

hc’s of miguel with an autistic reader

migraines ☾

miguel takes care of reader with migraines

headcanons ★

my thots of different positions with miguel

thots ★

worshipping miguel’s balls

drabble ★

miguel is too big for you

drabble ★

you come home stressed, so miguel relieves your stress

of the past - angst ?

you and miguel connect over the loss of your daughters

coffee - angst ?

miguel is jealous when you make a coffee for a new recruit

shower hour ★

shower sex blurb

blurb ☾

thoughts of miguel comforting you after quitting something

subtle envy - angst ?

reader is slightly jealous of the attention miguel receives

miguel being a provider ;) hc’s ☾ & ★

fluffy and smutty hcs

mr and mrs o’hara

wedding night smut

© little-miss-dilf-lover // all work is my own. please do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.

#miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o’hara masterlist #masterlist

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

Hazbin Hotel Headcanons:

- Bee & Angel would be best friends (the common denominator being that they’re both insects and have musical abilities)

- Angel Dust doesn’t know the rest of the Seven Deadly Sins except Asmodeus the King of Lust (cuz go figure 🤭) which is his favourite

<> His least favourite Deadly Sin is Mammon (because he reminds him too much of Valentino)

- Angel & Husk have private conversations in Italian because no one else understands

- Husk has reading glasses (boat-shaped) but refuses to use them 😂

- Anthony (Angel Dust) definitely watched RuPaul’s Drag Race when he was alive

- Emily is actually Charlie’s half sister (staying here until confirmed otherwise 🤭)

- Despite being annoyed with Angel Dust (as a person); Alastor gets taught the “gay language” like ‘that’s the tea' etc

- Angel Dust definitely now sings “Loser, Baby” all the time to himself (like the rest of us 🤣)

- Cherri Bomb feels inferior to Husk because 1. She’s Angel’s best friend first and 2. He stops him from being “fucked up”

- Angel Dust has characteristics of ASD (considering that his personality is based on Alaska Thunderfuck who’s definitely on the spectrum with a combination of Trixie Mattel) and also ADHD

- It was stated that Husk was/is family oriented so I definitely have a hunch that he’d would have a family before he died

- Angel Dust (due to the abuse from Valentino) would have a praise/validation kink with a significant other

- Husk’s room is a representation of Las Vegas and has a poker table (for sure!) and a scratching post to file down his claws 😂

- Angel unofficially dated (?) Valentino before things started going downhill (increasingly fast & really bad)

- Alastor had a passion for dad jokes (and annoys everyone with it 😂)

- Husk was definitely friends with good Bee back when he was an overlord (common denominator being their passion being honesty and authenticity)

- Angel habitually locks his door (even at the Hazbin Hotel) because it makes him feel safer

<> Because of this Husk either respectfully knocks on the door or leaves his gift (a bottle of alcohol) outside

- Frank (one of the Egg Boiz) becomes roommates with Angel after he saved his life in 1x08 🥹

- Angel Dust ironically has arachnophobia 🤣 (AKA “fear of spiders”)

- Husk is a gentleman (more implied than HC) in a 101 ways and definitely would be the “old-fashioned” type

- Alastor forces Husk to keep his “overlord attire” to as a reminder of what he had lost

- Angel Dust’s best feature of his body (canonically implied) is chest however — outside of work — will only let certain people touch it

<> Which kind makes sense since he shows off his chest (proud) but keeps his feet hidden (insecure)

- Charlie and Angel Dust have a sibling relationship (definitely canonically implied) but extended of that she’d ask for his opinion or ask him to do her makeup for a big event or something more significant

- When drunk and angry Angel definitely rambles in Italian but no one else understands (except Husk)

- The Seven Deadly Sins are all best friends (except for Mammon)

- Angel Dust has age regression (which is very common victims who have PTSD)

- Husk always makes gambling idioms ~ ie: “I keep my cards to my chest” (translation: I’m a private person)

- Angel Dustdied on his birthday date which is why he doesn’t like to celebrate it anymore

- The minute Charlie learns that Angel is Italian; she goes out of her way to learn the language (as any good surrogate sibling would 🥹)

- Husk doesn’t enjoy card games that don’t involve gambling (so ie Blackjack which is more about getting the numbers than betting money) but sometimes would do it for fun ~ very rarely though

- Niffty & Charlie are actually huge “Huskerdust” fans and would do anything to get Angel and Husk together

- If Husk ever drank coffee he’d have a short or long black without sugar or milk (which often shows maturity)

- Once Angel Dust is comfortable with someone he’d constantly lay on the dad jokes (especially the 18+ 🏳️‍🌈 fruity 🏳️‍🌈 ones)

- Husk waits up for Angel Dust — whether it be 5 AM in the morning— before packing up the bar

- Every 🩷 motif on Angel Dust are the places he’s most sensitive area (so technically his sweet spots)

- Despite Husk being an alcoholic he has actually has a high tolerance of alcohol and would take a lot to get to that point (something emotional related)

- Husk’s real name is either a “Henry” (most likely), “Huxley” or a “Henrik”

<> Henry means “estate ruler” which I thought made the most sense because he owned a casino at one point 🤔

- Adam admires Angel Dust and his porn videos so much he copied his eyeliner (same shape and everything 🤣)

- Alastor cheated when he challenged Husk to a game of cards (there’s no way he wouldn’t have)

- Husk’s casino is called “The Lucky Cat” (or something like that) which is funny because it’s the opposite of him

- Vaggie mistakes Huskerdust’s flirting (who are clearly dating) as Angel sexually harassing Husk 🤣

- Husk zodiac sign is a Leo ♌️ (🐱)

- Angel definitely teases Husk about his age despite being 12 years younger than him (or supposed to be if he hadn’t died in his 30s)

- Husk hates cats which is why he hates his sinner form so much and hates the animal noises that comes out (particularly when matching with the right mood)

- Niffty definitely “ships” Huskerdust and definitely makes fanfiction about them 🤭

- Angel Dust would definitely get triggered by Alastor if he pulled Husk’s chain in front of him (because it mentally brings the former right back to Valentino again)

- Whenever Cherri Bomb and Husk argue Angel Dust is quick to diffuse the situation (not canon but definitely implied in 1x06 “Welcome to Heaven”)

- Husk can read nonverbals not just because it’s necessary for a bartender but also necessary for a gambler (literally need exceptional body language skills to see if someone is bluffing etc)

- Angel Dust becomes “Anthony” whenever he’s severely intoxicated or drugged up

- Fat Nuggets acts like a emotional support animal which is why Angel Dust doesn’t have the heart to rehome him (despite being gifted by Valentino)

- After watching Princess and the Frog for the umpteenth time Angel officially calls Husk “Shadowman” (IFYKYK 🤭) much to his annoyance 😂

- Husk was a bouncer before he died (he definitely had that “bouncer” energy in episode 1x04)

- Angel Dust doesn’t have Voxflix so he has to sometimes miss RuPaul’s Drag Race (and gets irritable when he has sacrifice missing it 🤣)

- Lucifer brings in the other Deadly Sins to help out with Charlie’s hotel as a side job thing and make them become “teachers” for their respective sins

- Husk was/is also very good friends with Beelzebub (back when he was overlord) because of their common interest in authenticity and alcoholism 🤭

- When Angel said “Gawd Niff why you being such a mess?!” in 1x06 he was probably quoting off something that Henroin, his father, said to him

Huskerdust / Anthusker edition:

- Angel is terrified of horror movies (however picks them out regardless for the sake of jumping into Husk’s arms when picking out movies 🤣)

- Husk is definitely “forced” (metaphorically) to watch RuPaul’s Drag Race with Angel Dust and would be the type to get upset if he watched it without him 🤣

- Husk & Angel call each other “baby” and “loser” (affectionately) because it reminds them of their duet

- Fat Nuggets, Frank (post 1x08 🤭), & Niffty are definitely Angel & Husk’s “children” 😂

- Husk due to being the “King of Consent” always fusses about being able to touch Angel even when given the okay 🤣

- Angel goes to Husk’s room whenever he has PTSD / nightmares about Valentino (platonically)

- Husk keeps the “Huskerdust dynamic” with Angel Dust in front of other people; but in private he’s more laidback towards him

- Husk is actually sensual and clingy within the relationship with someone (which is why he’s so emotionless before getting intimate with someone)

- Angel & Husk sing/dance to each other when feeling down to make each other feel better

- Husk definitely watches Angel Dust’s porn movies in private in his spare time (mainly at bedtime where there’s no one around 🤭)

- Angel uses the white noise of Husk’s saxophone to help him sleep (especially after a nightmare about Valentino)

- Husk sings / whistle “Loser, Baby” constantly to himself (and sometimes Angel Dust joins in)

<> Huskerdust have a sort of “pact” that if Angel wants any sort of physical contact with Husk he either has to make the first move or give him a “green light” (because Husk won’t take initiative until allowed )

- Anthony first fell in love with Husk (who fell harder) — since the pilot episode 🤭 — but didn’t know how else how to react so he relied on “Angel Dust’s” personality

- Husk is the “take it slow” type of person (implied) and not the one to always rush into a relationship

- Angel & Husk would definitely go for midnight flights with this soundtrack in the background:

- Husk always gets roped into cuddles & purring (particularly when Angel has one of his rough nights of being SA'd 💔😭)

- Angel is obsessed with Husk’s tonality and gets all sorts of worked up (in a good, sexual way)

- Huskerdust constantly argue about whether Angel should go to Heaven or stay in Hell with Husk ~ which often lead to a heated make out session 🤭

- Angel goes to Husk’s room whenever he has PTSD / nightmares about Valentino (platonically)

<> Husk cuddles Angel — for the umpteenth time — he’s had any sort of nightmare & or PTSD (intimately)

<> Husk’s favourite part of Angel’s body would be his chest and his gold tooth every time he smiled

- Angel always sends acronyms to Husk which irritates the latter in frustration not knowing what it means (ie BAE etc) 🤣

<> Huskerdust would come to an agreement of having an “open relationship” (practically polygamous) due to the fact that Angel Dust is a sex worker & pornstar

- Angel Dust is foreign to lubricants (or if he does know he’s used to it in a very little amounts) and might need a “reintroduction” to a brief sex-ed lesson with the right person

- When in a very drunken state Husk always subconsciously finds himself in front of Angel’s door and knocks on it without thinking 🤭

- Even as Anthony — Angel Dust — will make occasional dirty jokes or sexual innuendos (even in front of Husk) but it’s genuine rather than OTT hypersexuality

- Husk always thinks (internally) that Angel is beautiful every day but really falls hard when he’s just woken up with disheveled hair and no makeup on

Credits to: @a-schmoozer-and-a-dummy

- Even when dating Angel Anthony gets a little anxious about the topic of sex when talking to Husk (and quickly shuts it down)

- Husk always puts planning his dates with Angel 200% effort and goes to great lengths (also always thinking of the best romantic spots to take him)

- Angel always end up falling asleep against Husk’s chest (especially when the purring starts 🤭)

- Post episode 4+ (hopefully gonna happen in S2) Husk lets Angel rest his legs over his lap

Credits to: @huskerdustfanart for giving me this idea

- Angel tries to teach Husk how to use his phone and what certain apps actually do 🤣 (much to his irritation of being able to use it)

- Husk doesn’t like other people sitting on the counter of his bar however will let Angel do it (which is saying a lot in itself 🤭)

Credits to: @triona-tribblescore for giving me this idea

- Angel often suggests Husk to give him a massage after he’s finished working (knowing full well he loves them) which the other always consents to and ends up sighing with absolute satisfaction 🥰

- Huskerdust actually met as humans (since their timeline is roughly within each other) but forgot they met by the time they arrived in Hell — what with being 12 years apart — and chose different names for themselves entirely

- Angel teaches himself how to read non verbals (by being around Husk so much 🤭) and roast people

- Husk loves Angel Dust’s New Yorker accent but enjoys his Italian one even more — even when he rambles in fluent Italian — because he likes to think that was his “real self”

- Huskerdust often do slow dancing together (like Sway with Me or the Tango)

- Despite being a bottom Angel will rarely suggest he becomes a top with Husk once he starts to see the other get slightly exhausted 🥰

- Husk takes care of Fat Nuggets for Angel Dust whilst he’s at work (bonus points if he ensures their “children” are safe and looks after them as well)

- Angel doesn’t like anyone else using the term “loser” (takes it as an insult) unless it’s Husk as if it’s one of those inside joke things

- Husk always gives Angel a piggy back ride when he’s either really drunk or emotionally exhausted after work

- Angel boasts to everyone that he’s in the one in “charge” (as a top) of his and Husk’s relationship 🤣

- Huskerdust would definitely be the type of couple to always be in their “honeymoon phase”

- When Angel gives cuddles to Husk he always gives him head scratches and rubs his ears (where cats like it the most in real life)

- Husk always gives Angel a “Sex On The Beach” cocktail ad an inside joke about their past relationship

- After work Angel always gets escorted at night by Husk (like the minute his shift ends 🥰) to protect him from both Valentino and any unsavoury people

- Husk puts music on and starts to dance around (ie dramatically impersonating Elvis Presley) just to make Angel Dust even if it meant he gets to mock him for it

- Angel loves everything about Husky (although he’d love him 10x more when he’s his usual grumpy self)

- Husk would be the type of dad to build stuff from scratch for his kids (besides Angel loves his men with a tool; so it’s a win-win situation 😜

Angel pulls a “Gloria” (from Modern Family ) when it comes to refusing to take his heels off — even when they start to hurt his feet

<> Which makes Husk — being the gentleman he is — go and buys something comfortable for him 🥹

- Husk buys a pink set of cards for Angel (so he can play against him for fun 🤭)

- Angel sneezes mouse-like (small and feminine) and Husky sneezes whale-like (large and loud)

- Husk gets ferally overprotective particularly when unsavoury comments are made about or to Angel 😏

#I can definitely see these happening 😂 #headcanons are so fun to do! #hcs #also known as anthusker 🤭 #constantly updating #hazbin hotel #huskerdust #Spotify

[cambion-companion]

that drunk fic was beautiful 😂

now I just wish for Y/n who was Aegon's bff, frat boy Aegon and his buddy who always got into the worst of trouble and were a riot to watch at bars, strip clubs/or tavern and whorehouse, they were always around and somehow Aemond grew up and got engaged to them.

he's always in a state of between 'the love of my life, my dear heart' and 'oh gods there's two of them'

Aegon: *face down at breakfast beside his plate of eggs, groaning loudly*

Y/n, still a little drunk and nursing a goblet of dragon-scale coffee while Haelena (who loves them) tells them about her spider: "hell yeah"

Aemond: "I can't not marry them."

haha thank you so much, I am so glad I have wonderful people gracing my inbox with their brilliance. I wrote a lil blurb of the morning after the "worm" incident with hungover Aegon and reader hehe

"Aegon, you have scrambled egg on your face." Aemond's voice, soft and low as it was, grated against every aching part of your brain.

"mmmpfth." Aegon answered, making little effort to clean himself, instead choosing to remain with his cheek pressed to his full breakfast plate.

"Articulate."

"Stop talking, Aemond."

You took a cue from Aegon and laid your throbbing forehead against the cool wood of the table, luckily it was just the three of you at breakfast that morning. You shut your tired eyes against the crisp dawn light.

"I am surrounded by drunkards, it seems."

"Stop talking, Aemond!" You and Aegon spoke together, your groans of pain harmonizing in the dining hall.

"And churls." Aemond huffed, you heard his chair scrape the stone floor as he rose, making no effort to be quieter.

Footsteps approached where you sat with your head against the table. You sighed in relief, feeling long fingers begin caressing your scalp. The clink of a cup being set beside you caused you to sit up, Aemond still massaging your head.

"A special concoction to help with the hangover." Aemond said softly, giving your scalp a few more strokes before moving over to where you could see Aegon still laying in his food.

"Drink this, brother! Helaena made it, she's become quite adept at the crafting of such potions being married to your sorry personage."

Aemond made no effort to be gentle with Aegon, practically slamming the cup of hot dark liquid onto the table next to Aegon's puffy face, bending over to speak loudly into his ear.

"Fuck you." Aegon complained, nevertheless he sat up enough to drain the mug.

"Hmm. Next time, you will stop refilling my wife's wine goblet the first time I ask, or I will do much worse."

#aemond x reader #aemond fanfic #aemond x you #aemond x y/n #aemond imagine #aemond oneshot #aemond drabble #prince aemond x reader #aemond targaryen x reader #aemond fluff #aemond stannies #hotd aemond x reader #aemond targaryen drabble #aegon ii fanfic #aemond one eye x reader #aemond fanfiction

[hideawaysplace]

I recently learned that spiders get drunk off of caffeine specifically coffee. Now I can't help but believe that music man, DJ Music Man, and the Mini's get drunk when they drink coffee! 😂

That is why Music Man is on a strict no coffee diet, it makes him loopy.

#Hide's Asks #Five Nights at Freddy’s #Music Man #typicalrevolution

[hakkais-hoe]

Random Headcannons Part 2

Back by popular demand loves 😂

Age Rating: same as p.1 take it all with a pinch of salt n don’t get offended (:

These span throughout the time lines

Man some of these are weird af

Pt.1

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Ran chopped his hair off cos Sanzu got chewing gum in it (he cried throughout he was very proud of his hair)

Kakucho didn’t have his first kiss till 18 when he was in a club n some random drunk girl grabbed him n smacked one on, he was shocked for a good half hour

Kokonoi can’t drink whiskey for the life in him, gets absolutely fucked off one glass

Sanzu shots or downs any drink even if it’s just a bottle of juice or coffee

Takemitchy cry’s at all the John Lewis adverts

Hanma once unironically told you to call him “daddy” in public 💀

Takeomi eats copious amounts of cheap nasty tasting chocolates when he’s stressed

Sanzu once found Rindous orange stash in his office draw n ate them all, Rindou raised absolute hell n shot Sanzu in the foot 3 times before making him go buy new ones

Kokonoi hates dogs says they’re too noisy for him even if they’re silent

Draken keeps pictures of people he cares about in he wallet, has one of those picture things that fold out into like 100 plastic holder things

Inupi is scared of spiders, like he will scream his lungs out n climb on furniture to get away before he rings someone to help him

Shion has chinchillas

Pehs apartment is in the same complex as Pahs

The Kawata twins once died their hair opposite colours to freak people out but no one noticed

Taiju has wayyyyy too many crosses in his house

Sanzu once found a dog outside durin one of his highs n took it home, woke up the next day to a very large rat sat on top of him, he screamed the house down

All of the ex Tenjiku members still get extreme second hand embarrassment when Ran n Kakucho are together 😭 iykyk

Mochi actually hates mochi like despise it especially matcha flavoured ones

Chifuyu is actually allergic to parrots so they hardly ever have them in the pet shop

Baby Mitsuya shaved his own hair when he went to get his dragon tattoo

Senju cut her own fringe n Takeomi had a melt down n tried to stick the hair back on with tape

Wakasa eats way too much candy nd ends up with cavities that need filling every time he visits the dentist

Koko orders food every single day he never cooks, mainly because he can’t

Sanzu once filled the water in the Bonten meeting room with laxatives before a very long meeting

Hakkai never sits well when Mitsuya is trying to cut his hair pattern in, fidgets like a wo 24/7

Nahoya smiles even when he’s sleeping, very freaky

Draken has a massive obsession with giraffes, he’ll never tell anyone but he’s had a toy giraffe since he was a baby that he keeps under his bed during the day

Izana went through hoe faze like a biggggg one

Inupi tried to show some of the second gen Toman how to walk in heels

Shinichiro couldn’t pull because Wakasa was there 24/7

Koko and Inupi have a tiny matching tattoo on their ribs, just a tiny delicate one liner of each others initials (in a completely platonic way)

Ran also has a Haitani Obsession, it’s lemons water, he has a bowl full of fresh lemons in his house and office, he caries around a bottle all day everyday with freshly made lemon water in it, even in Bontens meetings, he even had one with him during all his past fights

The Haitani’s were raised by their grandparents, like I think their parents are alive n that but they just done want to deal with them so they send them off to their grandparents n now they’re older they just buy them an apartment to live in so they don’t have to deal with them

Shion n Peh are both ‘trust fund babies’

Takeomi is really, really stingy with his money 😭 Ik we like to think he’d spoil people but fr this man will it get his black card out for anything!! Tight git

Rindou plays with stray cats all the time, he really likes their toe beans too

Angry had tow pet hamsters but one of them ate the other 💀 (found out this happens more than anyone wants to admit)

Taiju has a whole fucking aquarium in his house and restaurant

Yuzuha still sends Taiju Christmas and birthday cards

Children absolutely love the bonten trio for their loud hair colours

Inupi seems really aloof n nice but he’s actually the biggest dickhead when he’s around the others

Shion cried during Encanto cos he “relates” to Mirabell as the odd one out in all the gangs 🙄(he’s just weak rly so he’s a sour boy)

Izana was known for never even acknowledging stupid questions, just ignored or got rid of the moron

Speakin of Izana we know he has a soft spot for Kaku but I think he has one for Shion too, hear me out, he knew he was weak cos he saw him loose to Toman durin 9th gen but he still brought him to Tenjiku 😭 Izana was a softie rly or he needed a token charity case

Ran got mistaken for a girl way too many times in prison when he had his hair down so he saw his fair share of fights in there, ofc Rindou n the others joined in

Takemitchy once let Hina wax his leg hair💀 she only got through one strip before he cried

Rindou and Mikey are both maladaptive daydreamers

Sanzu is a raging narcissist challenged with an unbridled inferiority complex and a very high need to be liked (by mikey)

Koko on the other hand in also a raging narcissist however he has a malevolent god complex

Mikey has a god complex coupled with a minor inferior complex and extreme unbridled rage

Ran n Rin are just crackheads with no sense of self preservation they can and will leap off a bridge into ice water if dared

Mochi is very tired please give this man a raise

All of the 1st gen black dragons through Wakasa was a girl for a solid month till he whipped his top off I front of em, Shinichiro almost had a heart attack n tried to cover him up 🤦‍♀️

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This is way longer than I meant it to be but it is what it is ;)

Taglist: @soushswag @pervitoshi @roppongiperfume @loonashadow @bontensbabygirl @haitink @wakasagurl @sunahyejin @reiners-milkbiddies

#tokyo revengers #shion madarame #tokyo revengers imagines #tokyorev headcanons #hakkais-hoe hcs #sanzu haruchiyo #takeomi akashi #shinichiro sano #mikey sano #wakasa imaushi #keizo arashi #taiju shiba #yuzuha shiba #hakkai shiba #nahoya kawata #souya kawata #ran haitani #rindou haitani #kokonoi hajime #inui seishu #takemichi hanagaki #ryohei hayashi #mochizuki kanji #yasuhiro muto #Mucho #izana kurokawa #kakucho hitto #hanma shuji #Draken #ken ryuuguji

[skyler-bane]

can i send you Ian and Althea or is it too soon 👀

Send me a ship; Ultimate Edition

Who was the one to propose: Ian

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Ian 😂

Who decorated the house: Althea

Who does the cooking: Both! Because it’s fun!

Who is more organized: Both but Ian’s not as organized as Althea

Who initiates bedroom fun: Ian 

Who suggested kids first: Ian

Who’s more dominant: Althea (just look at Ian, that ball of shyness) 

Who’s the cuddler: Ian... 

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Ian/Althea but he def likes being the little one

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Reading books together and then talking about them!

Who cooks: Both

Who comes home drunk at 3am: Neither... I think...

Who kills the spiders: No no no, no killing. Ian can get rid of them but no killing

Who falls asleep first: Ian

A head canon: Ian likes drawing/painting “tattoos” on Althea’s forearms, it’s either something floral or her dog (+flowers)

Their relationship summed up in a gif: 

Do they have any “rituals”? It’s a long distance relationship so they go for walks or coffee “together”, order food from the same place or watch movies. They’re never late for those dates  

Who is louder? Let’s just hope it’s Althea, ok?

Who is more experimental? Everyone’s more experimental than Ian, so Althea

Who takes more risks? Ian

Do they fuck or make love? Make love ofc

Lights on or off? Candles/fancy lights on, lights off 

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Ian, he doesn’t like when Althea’s in Seattle 💔

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? I don’t think they’re into threesomes, so it’s either Althea or a huge nope

Who comes first? Althea, Ian would never leave her frustrated or disappointed on purpose

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Both and both!

Who is more submissive? Ian

Who usually initiates things? Both

Who is more sensitive? Oh God, I hope it’s not Ian

Who has the most patience? Ian? Althea? Both?

Which kinks do they share? The distance they have to deal with makes them enjoy the smallest, the silliest things far more important, so it’s not even kinks, but they appreciate those little things most couples just take for granted. Even cuddling feels like a damn kink when you know you’ve got a few hours only!

#answered #hc:ian #ian:althea #never too soon *.*