#crankgameplays bernice

[unuskinnie]

Rip Mike. He got third degree burns from Bernice

#unus art #crankgameplays mad mike #crankgameplays #crankgameplays fanart #crankgameplays egos #crankgameplays bernice #cgp #cgp egos #cgp mad Mike #cgp bernice #mad Mike #bernice

[fizzing-saturn]

literally sobbing my youtuber egos hyperfixation is coming back except its ONLY ever been markiplier and (mostly) crankgameplays egos and there is NO CONTENT FOR CRANKGAMEPLAYS EGOS anywhere 😭😭😭

theyre so interesting too!!! dark and anti (who admittedly i dont know that much abt) are also interesting and silly/pos but BLANK!!!

hes so sad because hes the embodiment of all the negative stuff! but ethan did. nothing with him! wtf! and the character design is so aggfhdf i really like the idea of a gaunt bonewhite figure with eyes leaking oil and a face perpetually stuck in a sob

and unus 😔 the physical embodiment of DEATH?? he was only alive for one year but he was my blorbo the whole way through

and those are the only ones people really talk about?! i mean some people yeah but i feel like most don’t acknowledge mrs thomson or mad mike or bernice or (idk her name) his yandere ego or father ethan any of the rest of them! its so :((((

any ways. im going to go have thoughts abt Them. very sorry for the long post the tags are also very long but i Have Opinions and i needed them to come out

:(

#markiplier egos #youtuber egos #i hate it here #/j but also /srs #i just want some decent blank fanart #my favorite fanfics abt yt egos all had crank egos but none of them have updated in like a year #i genuinely dont know why no one knows abt them #like blank is a wet pathetic sad little cat #mad mike sells drugs out of an ice cream van #bernice is just. absolutely iconic #and some of marks egos are more difficult to find stuff where theyre not just a side character but with ethans its all of them #one of ethans egos is a literal grandmother? he first made her when he was a kid #her name is Mrs Thomson and im pretty sure that she uses the bathroom in cat litter??? #i would literally die for her but she only has 17 fanfic on ao3. #what the fuck #then theres unus #if anyone knows any crankgameplays ego its unus #idk if people just moved on from this fandom or if it was never alive as is but it makes me sad #crankgameplays #crankgameplays egos #:(((

[dont-talk-back-to-heapass]

a humble offering for the bernice enjoyers because apparently we're all online right now

i drew her last saturday but never got around to posting her. tried to get the sassy energy she had in the makeup video across, i think it worked. it's kinda sketchy and rough but im really proud of her hair!! (click for better quality on it!)

#and don't ask why she has such big honkers i don't know why either #sometimes these things just happen okay? the shading got ahead of me #dragonn draws #crankgameplays #crankgameplays fanart #crankgameplays egos #cgp bernice

[somebodywithawifi]

some long haired egos but it's not mark for once

! Reblogs > Likes !

#i hate tagging cgp egos cause theres no correct way #crankgameplays #crankgameplays egos #bernice crankgameplays #crankgameplays bernice #cgp bernice #bernice cgp #guard eef #guard ethan #five nights at hyper #fnah #aliart

[nyxtheannus]

Put that fun fact to good use.

#crankgameplays #crankgameplays bernice #bernice #crankgameplays egos

[lavenderblight]

How I Think The Egos (Ethan) Would React To Being Asked About Their Pronouns: Tiktok Trend But Make It Tumblr.

(this is opinion based, feel free to say yours)

Unus:

Would smile and say “he/they” and then ask for yours. He would then explain how you shouldn’t take anything for granted for no reason at all except that he is passionate about it.

Blank:

Would stare blankly at you and slowly say “he/him” as more black tears fell from his dark eyes. You may have the urge to hug him because he’s sad.

Mad Mike:

Would ask if that was a new drug going around as a joke and then say “he/him” and offer you ice cream and a blunt.

The Gongoozler:

Probably hissed at you and swam away.

Father Ethan:

You asked on a dare and he replied, “he/him” to your surprise.

Mrs. Thomson:

She would smile and say, “she/her” and then offer you cookies.

Bernice:

Would say “she/her” and then talk about herself and her show.

ChairGameplays:

*spins*

Heapass:

Would smirk, say “he/they” and then ask if you wanted to smoke some grass in the prison shower room.

Melon Man:

Made you buy him a watermelon first before telling you, “he/they” while ripping apart said watermelon.

Neil Neilson:

Smiles and says “he/him” and tells you about the sun, and how it’s the moon of the day.

#crankgameplays #unus #blankgameplays #mad mike #the gongoozler #father ethan #mrs. thomson #bernice cgp #chairgameplays #heapass #melon man #Neil Neilson

[deceptive-jo]

Nephews

Dark visits the Crankgameplays Egos and runs into implications with some family members.

Words: 1284

Others: Part 2

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Dark had been sitting over those documents for the past three days. He knew himself how complex the mechanism of the house was but there had to be a way to stop all those portals from popping up everywhere. He had allowed himself to be unbothered by them for now but after the doppelgänger incident of last week it was clear: they had to seal those weakpoints shut! Luckily they had been spared from any more accidents so far but it was only a matter of time… Dark shut another book. Nothing. Marvin had promised he’d look into it but neither he nor the Host had responded yet. The demon looked up at the knock. “Come in.” Bim entered with a nervous expression. “Maybe you should ask Mike?” “Mad Mike? What of him, as far as I’m concerned his powers are minimal.” “Were. We’ve been training. As far as I’m concerned we need any help we can get and it would probably be good for a Crank Ego to help seal those things shut.” Dark stared down on his research. He didn’t exactly hate any of the Cranks, having barely talked to most of them, but he did have a certain aversion towards the trip-inducing experience that was Mad Mike. However Bim made a good point, they should probably get one of each group to help with this transportation problem. “I will ask him.” Bim’s face lit up and he opened the door wide. “Great, let’s go!” “Excuse me?” “I’m coming with you, of course!”

“You know, I’ve never actually been in this house”, Bim told him as they approached the mansion the Crankgameplays Egos shared. Dark knocked. “This guy is your best friend and you never visited him?” He was distracted from Bim’s shrug when the door swung open to reveal Bernice. “Oh hey, Mr Darkiplier”, the young woman smiled up at him and opened the door a bit wider, “Come in, I guess. You wanna talk to Gran?” Dark glanced down the hallway but no-one seemed to be there, however there was chattering and laughter coming from the garden. “No, I wish to talk to Mike about something.” The teen shrugged, popping the popsicle back into her mouth. “Alright, we’re all out relaxing.” She grabbed Bim’s arm and immediately pulled him into a conversation as she led them further into the house.

The sight that greeted them was a calm the Ipliers weren’t used to. Mrs Thomson was resting under a large beach umbrella, close to the pool where Mike cooled of his feet, absent-mindedly stroking the dark shadow of the Gongoozler whenever it passed him, Postman swimming beside it. Blank and Father Ethan were resting on a hollywood swing, the holy man reading aloud while the demon seemed to have fallen asleep to the sound of his voice, the rythmic movement of the swing and the music playing. First Dark assumed the source of the loud voices to be Heapass and Yandere, seated close to Mrs Thomson. The ex-convict seemed to show the older lady something on his phone while Yandere pressed a flower crown onto his head, several more placed by her feet while she animatedly chatted with both Painter and Heapass whenever he turned towards her. But then he noticed the three figures at the hot tub. One was crouched down, their shirt sleeve pushed up to reveal tanned forearms while they leaned forwards in a position that would have them tumbling into the pool were it not for the entity next to them, swiftly sitting up and letting their shoulder rest on theirs. The last figure was harder to spot, standing in the hot tub and emerged up to his chest but still in a loud discussion with the others.

Dark was pulled out of his observations when Mike swung his legs out of the pool. “Hey Bim! You guys wanted to see me?” “Yes, it would appear so. We had some recent problems with portal instability that have already lead to some...unfavourable travel situations. Bim suggested you could be able to help us.” Mike stroke his chin with this weird glinting in his eyes. “Huh...maybe not. But I know some people.” With that and no further explanation he strode back to his spot at the pool to yell over, “Can you guys like, stop trying to drown yourself over there and help a guy out here?” Dark’s eyes panned back to them. The m

#markiplier egos #darkiplier #bim trimmer #the author #crankgameplays egos #mad mike #mrs thomson #unus #annus #bernice #swearing

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Headcanons: Crankegos ⚙️

Aight, we’re doing this so buckle up, because I got a lot to share!

Note: I consider Memento one, but he’ll be in another post with Mori where I’ll go more into-depth about them both.

Mad Mike

Runs both an ice cream shop and an ice cream truck (he changes outfits depending on which he’s working at).

Once owned a highly successive business.

But it was shutdown after Silver Shepherd discovered that the ice cream was being laced with drugs.

Since then Mike tries to stop doing that..but once in a while he’ll put a tiny bit of cocaine in a scoop or two (claims it’s “extra sugar”).

Loves to bake on his days off.

Contrary to his song, he’s got a soft spot for kids and never drugs their desserts.

Struggles with his own addictions from time-to-time, but he’s getting better at dealing with the withdrawals.

Very flirtatious.

Also fluent in French, so that gives him extra brownie (pun intended) points.

Somehow, someway..he’s evaded police ever since the encounter with Silver.

Not very good at talking about his or other people’s problems...so he usually just whips up some ice cream as a temporary solution!

His eyes turn to pink and blue swirls whenever his sanity dips or if he wants to hypnotize someone who insulted his business practices.

Mike’s just a bubbly guy all around.

Blank

One of Ethan’s less malicious dark egos.

Embodies his anxiety and nightmares (though mainly the former)

Blank himself has severe anxiety issues that tend to make him panic over small things.

Corroded teases him for being a crybaby sometimes, but he can’t help he’s overly-emotional. 

Gets very self-conscious of his acne/black eyes/appearance in general, afraid of scaring people away.

Has bluish-pale gray skin.

Likes wearing baggy clothing, though it’s really only to hide the wilted vines and black veins that wrap around his arms and legs.

When he has a breakdown, black oily tears stream down his face, he shakes violently, the room get abruptly cold, and he mumbles unintelligible gibberish.

It can go on from a few seconds to almost 15 minutes straight. It's extremely hard to snap him out of it.

Has haptephobia (fear of physical contact), but he’ll let people he’s close with (like the other egos) make contact with him.

Hates being thrown in with the rest of the dark egos.

Corroded

The first of Ethan’s dark egos, albeit the more forgettable one.

He’s a rusted robot, with gray/brown skin that’s metallic in some areas (especially on his face and hands).

Completely hollow inside (physically) except for metal “bones” keeping himself together.

His eyes are also empty sockets instead of being purely black.

Like Anti he’s a glitching entity who induces paranoia in people with hushed whispers and clones of himself.

Bitter to Ethan about being used for the 5-year anniversary poster advertisement, despite that not being his intention at all.

Also resents Blank for becoming the more popular dark ego.

Regularly drinks oil.

If you call him an animatronic he can and will decimate you.

His biggest pet peeves are being taken for granted and being called a “dumb robot”.

A major weakness is his legs being so rusted they lock up and he can’t move for a long while.

Heapass

A punkish prisoner who’s best friends with Yancy.

He’s been arrested for smoking illegal drugs, dealing said drugs (with Mike, who managed to escape officers while ditching him in the process), and excessive speeding/reckless driving.

But he was sent to HTP for a fatal hit-and-run (while he was smoking grass behind the wheel).

Doesn’t talk a whole lot, but he likes to stand around and smugly grin like he’s got a trick up his sleeve.

Spoiler: He doesn’t, and if you were to ask Yancy about him he’d tell you Heap is one of the sweetest people he’s had the honor of meeting.

He did break his arm during a brawl (tho he told the warden he fell in the yard).

He’s good at keeping secrets. He has no reason to gossip unless you insult his family.

Also dyed his hair black. Just because.

Jake

Was among the many bright scientists trying to find a cure for the spontaneous zombie plague.

He was also Prof. Beauregard's assistant.

Though unfortunately he didn’t last long before he ended up turning.

Surprisingly he still retains much of his scientific knowledge.

But he can’t wrap his rotting brain around complex formulas.

So he’ll sometimes try to mix chemicals and write notes--both of which turn out to be huge messes.

With the other Crankegos, Jake has his own lab.

He gets agitated easily, so he’ll go there to calm down if he needs to.

Can still speak normally, though his voice is extremely scratchy and he hates repeating himself.

So Yahoo often translates for him.

Likes being with a group of zombies...humans not so much.

Though since the Crankegos aren’t exactly human, he doesn’t mind them at all.

Bernice

She’s the gothic mother hen of the Crankegos.

Though at the same time she’s a vicious mama bear if you dare cross her and/or her family.

She’s stern with Mike and Corroded, but very soft towards Heap, Jake, and Blank.

The prisoner often looks to her as a mother, since he didn’t have the best relationship with his own growing up.

Loved red, black, and silver makeup. Especially eyeshadow and mascara. She makes sure to visit the dye shop every so often to keep her hair a bright red.

No one knows how she pays for all those times. But she does it.

Very sassy and likes to show-off a lot, though she’s not a narcissist. 

She’s very generous, too, and can’t stand the thought of being completely obsessed with only her own happiness.

Don’t ask her if she feels weird being the only female Crankego. She’ll break your kneecaps.

Cries at animal rescue/adoption commercials all the time.

Likes wearing meme shirts to be “hashtag relatable”.

She says it exactly like that and Ethan, Heap, and Mike groan every time she does.

Saint

He’s a very holy man, of course, with much dedication to the church.

While Saint doesn’t say what church (or even what his name is for that matter) he’s from, he practices good teachings.

Scolds people if they constantly curse/take the Lord’s name in vain.

He tried integrating memes into his teachings so younger generations won’t be as bored during mass.

But when Jeremiah (Priestiplier) proofreads his writings..he just shakes his head in disapproval.

So those never see the light of day.

Thinks Blank, Corroded, and Jake are horribly cursed and regularly tries spraying them with holy water.

He just gets three annoyed inhuman beings glaring at him.

Heap and Mike confess their recent sins to him sometimes. It helps them get stuff off their chest.

Though Mike always starts out by saying “I’ve been very naughty-”

And Saint has to stop himself from slapping him with the book.

Beyond that, he’s just an all-around good dude.

Yahoo

Like Bing and Google, he’s a search engine-based android designed to answer people’s questions.

Often speaks in a soft and sincere tone of voice, though he can be firm when necessary.

One of his eyes is more cybernetic than humanlike, and it’s capable of many functions including infrared and x-ray scanners, as well as being able to instantly identify any individual he sees.

That’s how he got to know all of the Crankegos so easily.

He’s on good terms with all the Googles...except for Blue, of course, since he thinks he’s just another rival.

But Yahoo still tries to be kind regardless.

Unfortunately some take advantage of that, though Bernice and Mike usually come to his defense.

He’s terrified of water and viruses..so he tends to stay away from Blank and Corroded.

When he’s recharging, both his eyes glow purple under his eyelids.

He’s got a lot of service features, including Yahoo! Finance (to help with personal finances), Answers (a q&a), and Mail.

Kinda misses the funky logo the company had from 1996-2013

#crankgameplays #mad mike #blankgameplays #corroded crank #dark crankgameplays #heapass #jake the zombie #bernice #saintgameplays #yahoogameplays #crankegos #crank egos #ahwm #headcanons

[queenofspades010]

🏳️‍🌈3/6 crank pride icons🏳️‍🌈

You can use these an the old ones if you want :>

Ksjsk having a shorter list of egos 2 do is whiplashing meee-

#crankgameplays #bernice crankgameplays #pride crank icons #bernice #digital art #digital drawing #pride month #pride #lgbtq #crank egos

[unuskinnie]

Just take this idk

#unus art #crankgameplays bernice #crankgameplays fanart #crank egos #crankgameplays egos #crankgameplays #crankgameplays heapass #heapass #blankgameplays #crankgameplays blank #cgp bernice #cgp blank #cgp heapass

[crankfessions]

Hello folks! This is a confession blog for, as you can see, Crankgameplays aka Ethan Nestor. Feel free to send in any asks you want, about him or his egos. Check Navigation while you’re at it for the Mod Intros, FAQ, and the tag system. Have fun! - Mod Annus

#crankgameplays #cgp egos #cgp #ethan nestor #blankgameplays #unus #mad mike #the gongoozler #heapass #crankgameplays egos #ethan nestor egos #unus annus #corruptgameplays #not a confession #Mod Annus #yahoogameplays #bernice crankgameplays

[vantruce]

The Ethan Valentine's day cards!!

Same deal as the others! You're free to use and repost them!! Mark is next and I'll probably end up having to do his in 2 parts since I have 12 and it only lets me post 10 per post.

And again if anyone wants to help me buy a drawing tablet my ko-fi is in my bio and any art request in a donation will be prioritized

#blankgameplays #crankgameplays #mad mike #the postman #father ethan #bernice #challenge mcgee #dankgameplays #vantruceart

[dont-talk-back-to-heapass]

no actually im still not over this. im watching pam's stream where ethan does her makeup and he's in the makeup she did on him for a video and. oh my god. the makeup with the outfit is such a LOOK??? like it's just a full face of makeup with a baseball cap over the blue hair but im?? absolutely floored?? like hes so pretty?? and so cool?? at the same time!!! i wanna draw it but i know i won't be able to do it justice so im just gonna watch this hour-long video and just stare at him like... where's that one—

^ THIS BITCH. THAT'S ME. IM. AAA. AND HE'S ONLY GOTTEN BETTER LOOKING?? SINCE THAT?? THAT WAS HIM FIVE YEARS AGO!!

#dragonn talks #dragonn rants #ethan nestor #crankgameplays #cgp bernice #pamela horton #simping

[crankyshiela]

When you had your 100th glass and your friend asks “who’s up for another drink?” Bernice is up for another shot because Bernice took a lot of time to look fab and she haven’t tried to cry with makeup on! @crankgameplays

[unuskinnie]

Quick sketch of Bernice kicking Mike’s ass

#unus art #mad mike #Bernice #cgp bernice #cgp mad mike #crankgameplays #crankgameplays egos