The anonymous blogs who inflict upon unfortunate, unsuspecting tumblr users the asks that get them 100,000+ note posts and ruin their notifs forever: how does it feel to be more powerful than god
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Is Jake Gyllenhaal gay ?
went to see what dailynarnia is up to and man. this hellsite did them so dirty.
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traveling in time only to realize that it is I who must send the is jake gyllenhaal gay?? ask to dailynarnia in order to preserve the timeline
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[ID: an anonymous tumblr ask to dailynarnia, edited to read ‘where is the mayor’s cat.’ the reply has been edited to say ‘why would you ask us, a powerwashing company, this.’ end ID]
i have been playing powerwash simulator
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historian, can u also explain why the narnia blog with that famous ask about jake got 600k notes?
just a really solid joke that a lot of people found funny, especially in 2015. but if i can break it down a bit more:
jokes that question the very nature of conversation are always gonna feel clever
any joke on tumblr that forces you to look at someone’s url is gonna feel a bit unexpected
if you’re even a little bit familiar with url naming patterns, you can see that dailynarnia is not only a narnia blog, but likely narnia source blog, which obviously would feature exclusively narnia content, and adds a whole other layer of comedy
it just conveys tone perfectly, which in 2015 was especially fun since current text-based tone indicators were largely just starting to see widespread use, adding a bit of extra novel-ness
clever + unexpected + relying on your subconscious knowledge of culture, especially subculture = a really good fucking joke
tumblr is prone to self-mythologizing good jokes and not letting them die
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The Chronicles of Narnia | This Is Our Time by ColorsOfAurora
@narniadaily @dailynarnia
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where were you when you found out dailynarnia is a swiftie
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https://at.tumblr.com/dailynarnia/is-jake-gyllenhaal-gay/ycr13k8jx61m
context seems to be this for that post
mutual already tagged me in it. funnier without it imo
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Here me out dailynarnia and offer a crumb of your wise wisdom. So there is this guy I like but he is in a kinda sketchy seemingly toxic relationship but he is not the type of person to recognize that and I’m not technically close enough to tell him that. However the other night we spent like 45 minutes wrestling each other like to the point where I’m bruised all over and fucking sore and not to mention he choked me out multiple times (like to the point where I was waiting for the neck bruises to develop too). But like we were fully just wrestling because I tend to turn into a straight white man when I’m drunk and think I can take down sneaky strong men when in reality I’m a slightly out of shape 5’4 white girl. Now ever since that night things have been normal but how normal is it for a man to just fully wrestle some girl? Like am I thinking too much about this or was this a weird occurrence. What is going on in this man’s brain? Give me insight!
this is a fucking narnia blog
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BEN BARNES
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010, Michael Apted)
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