#dhmis x reader

[emma045]

#the mandela catalogue x reader #danganronpa x reader #john doe x reader #omori x reader #the walten files x reader #ena x reader #alt gabriel x reader #aot x reader #attack on titan x reader #creepypasta x reader #unus annus x reader #dhmis x reader #nsr x reader #no straight roads x reader #welcome home x reader

[glttrvlntn]

Plus-size genderless reader with a nervous red :]]]

#if you want more plus-size readers with red or duck guy lemme knoww #or if you want a y/n with more specific attributes :]] #this means please request something to be drawn >:] #and I will not draw a simple y/n that’s thin y’all have a bunch of rep out there #lo siento ☠️ #I’d love to do draw a y/n with a disability #i think it’d be nice to give people the rep that they don’t really get is all 😭🙏🏼 #dhmis #dhmis red guy #dhmis season 2 #dhmis x reader #dhmis red guy x reader #red guy x reader #dhmis self insert #chubby red guy #by specific attributes I meant like a reader with missing limbs or a specific plus size body shape :] #or just request red doodle anything works :D #if you can’t tell I wanna draw ☠️ #glttrvlntn

[meowzahzzz]

red guy headcanons ft. gn reader  ( ♡ )

i love being cringe. we are all cringe. we are all free.

pre-relationship ~

red isn’t someone who wears every emotion on his sleeve like yellow, but he doesn’t necessarily act all haughty to cover up any of his emotions like duck.

red is very practical and so emotions, along with other abstract concepts like creativity, aren’t a high priority in his mind.

this doesn’t mean he doesn’t feel anything, of course he does, but when he talks, he isn’t typically thinking of how someone feels when he says it.

he’s very much a “we’ll cross that bridge when we get there” guy in regards to emotions on paper, but when he actually DOES get to that bridge he .  doesn’t know how to cross it LMAO

this is why he doesn’t really call the others his friends; it doesn’t mean he doesn’t like them or even that he hates them, he just doesn’t really know how to handle relationships and emotions too well

that being said, it’s very difficult for red to process having romantic feelings, let alone be in a relationship.

if it weren’t for the fact that he’s bunched up with two other puppet twats (my words, not his ♡), red wouldn’t really have any friends. he doesn’t go out of his way to form connections with people.

so even if red acknowledges his developing feelings, he is very, very unlikely to act on them at all.

and by god, he is so relieved when you tell him and he doesn’t have to.

he feels a bit bad about it, he wishes he could be more brave about it (especially since he thinks it’s silly he’s so afraid of expressing how he feels).

early relationship ~

red feels relieved that you confessed (or if he confessed, he’s glad he at least got that out of his system).

but then he’s struck by the fear of how to approach you or talk to you or do anything with you since you’re both... Official.

to say red doesn’t understand the logistics of relationships would be an understatement.

of course he knows couples hold hands and hug and kiss and all that other stuff, but it feels weird when he even thinks about doing it himself.

if you initiate, he’ll be shy, but he certainly won’t dislike it.

it’s just the idea that he’s the one doing it, that’s what he’s afraid of.

he makes the mistake of even lightly discussing it with duck, who, depending on his mood, will either list every unrealistic ideal from romance literature, or will spout about how love is just a chemical and has no meaning. it’s a coin toss.

either way, it’s not exactly helpful.

and discussing love with yellow is... well, it just reminds him of a “baby pigeon” and that is apparently very distressing.

so that leaves red with himself. and internalizing all of that.

you do notice that he’s a bit more different than usual; you know him well enough to see the subtle changes in his body language and how he talks.

he’ll deny and deny, but eventually, he crumbles.

it didn’t really occur to him that he could talk to you about his insecurities and the pressure he feels.

after that, he tries to work on communicating with you more and not internalizing everything so much.

relationship!!! ~

red isn’t a pda guy, but he is definitely affectionate.

most of the affection he gives is in private, and if he’s giving affection in Public, it’s usually small stuff like handholding.

oddly insecure about his teeth because he can’t really... kiss you. just reassure him that it doesn’t make a difference and that u still like him for him, kiss or no kiss ♡

red is especially touchy when he’s super tired, it’s part of why he doesn’t like staying up late.

and he is definitely the big spoon, he’s just like a big mop dog so expect him to either cradle you or just land on top of you.

unless you’re super tall, he is definitely taller than you. and since he can’t kiss you, he just likes to lean his head over yours as a cute gesture ♡

days where both of you do nothing... amazing.......

red isn’t very verbal with affection, but he will, every now and then, say that he loves you, but he always means it, he’s just shy.

you will have to knock some sense into him and the others when they get into arguments. no chainsaws in the house please 😑

he’s not much of a chef, but if you like cooking or baking, he’ll definitely participate.

overall, he’s just a chill guy and i love him. and you should too. right now

#WOOOHOOOOOO CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FREEEE #dhmis #dhmis x reader #red guy x reader #IM HOME IM HOME IM HOME IM HOME!!!!!

[cherrygummycandy]

Roommate wanted

DHMIS main trio x Roommate!Reader

(I lied, I was going to post a different pic but forgot I had this in my drafts!)

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Bright colors shine through the windows of the small pink house, cascading off the checker print tiles. This light however, was suddenly dashed with a grunt from a green feathered bird as he slammed shut a curtain. "Ugh, can't the sun move somewhere else, it's ruining my light..." The bird grumbles, readjusting the mirror he has set up on the kitchen table. "Y'alright?" A tall red man asks absentmindedly from the other side of the table, not bothering to look up from his paper. "No! I'm not alright. I'm trying to brush my hair, and the sun is blinding me." The third and final member of the table perks up at this, now interjecting.

"But, you don't have hair, you're a bird." The yellow boy says, head tilted in confusion as he shovels cereal into his mouth. "Feathers are hair for birds, idiot." Duck snaps, The yellow one looks down sadly at this, a slight whine as he goes back to his cereal.

After a few minutes, Red sighs and puts down his paper. "Y'know, I thought something would have happened by now." He says. Duck's brow furrows as he looks up from his mirror, setting down his comb. "You're right, I'm bored. Someone do something. Call someone." He orders. "Call someone? Do we have a phone?" Yellow asks. "Nah, I think that electric person took it a few days ago, remember?" The three shiver at the memory of the small electric girl, and the sounds she made when they swapped her batteries. Duck snaps out of it first, and throws his mirror off the table. "Well, find something to do-" "What's this?" Yellow interjects, picking up the newspaper.

"DON'T INTERRUPT ME!" Duck screeches, only to be ignored by Red. "It's a newspaper." "But what's this say?" Yellow points to an ad, that reads 'Roomate wanted, apply at address below'. Red takes the paper from him, looking closer. "S' a roommate ad. Y'know, for people you live with, like us." He explains, before pausing. His eyes narrow. "Huh. This is our address." Duck snatches the paper. "Our address-" He looks up, even more annoyed. "You put out an ad for another roommate? Am I not enough?". Red shakes his head. "I didn't put out an ad, and he probably didn't either." He glances at yellow. "I don't even think he can read." Red continues to examine the ad, trying to ignore Duck's squabbling. In all this noise, Yellow seems to be the only one to hear a knock on the front door. He hops down from his chair, and heads out of the kitchen. "Where's he going?" Duck asks. The two follow him and peek around the doorframe, watching as he opens the door.

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"Uhm, hello?" You greet, looking down at the odd yellow fellow. "Hello!" He greets you, staring up at you blankly. You wait a few moments, but he doesn't go on. "Oh, for god's sake-" A green bird in a tweed jacket pushes him aside with a grunt. "Who're you?" He asks, eyeing you up and down with furrowed brows. "I'm Y/N, I saw an ad in the paper." You reach into the bag hanging at your side and pull out the scrap of paper. "Yeah, says here 'Roomate wanted'.". You try to hand the bird the paper, but he swats it away. "We've seen the ad, we didn't send it! Go away!" He squawks, attempting to shut the door. A red foot stops it from closing all the way, and a much larger red figure looks down at the bird. "Hold on now, come on. You wanted something to do today, maybe we could use a new roommate." The red man proposes.

"What, No! There's three of us! Just three of us!" The bird exclaims. Once more, the two characters argue back and forth, leaving you confused and feeling awkward on there doorstep. "I'm Yellow. It's nice to meet you, roommate!" The yellow man says, extending a hand happily. "Wha- Oh, no! My name isn't roommate, my name is Y/N." You correct, shaking his hand gently. "So Roomates your last name?" Before you can respond, the duck coughs loudly to get your attention.

"Alright, Roommate. We have decided to allow you to stay here, as long as you're entertaining to me." Duck says. "No, I made the decision you could stay, I pay the rent." Red says. "Do you?" He rolls his eyes. "We've got a spare room, upstairs, to the left. You can set up there." Red offers. "We can have bunk beds!" Yellow exclaims, and Red shakes his head. "No, they'll have their own room." Duck nods in agreement. "But... how can you have bunk beds in two different rooms..." Yellow trails off.

"Thank you! I'll go drop my stuff off now." You thank them and head past the duck, into the house and up the stairs. "You think they'll last?" Duck asks, glancing at tred. "W-what?" Yellow asks, worry evident in his voice. "I mean, anyone new we meet pretty much leaves at the end of the day, so they probably will too." Red shrugs. "I mean, I guess it's possible. Just enjoy it while there here." He heads back into the kitchen. "But, I don't want them to leave, I like Roommate." Yellow whines. Duck only scoffs. "Please you just met them." He moves to follow Red, before stopping and turning back to say,

"and there name isn't roommate."

#cartoon x reader #x reader #dhmis duck #dhmis #dont hug me im scared #dhmis tv show #dhmis fandom #dhmis x reader #dhmis fanfic #red guy x reader #duck x reader #dhmis colin #dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow guy #fanfic #x gender neutral reader #gender neutral reader

[smuutboxx]

I'm about to become your favorite writer, bitches.

I've been planning on creating a smut blog forever and not enough people make fics for dudes. Cisgender or Transgender, I don't care what you are if you want male reader shit this is your blog to follow. I'll be taking requests but just know that I'm super into ... - The Amazing Digital Circus - Welcome Home - Fiona and Cake - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - One Piece (Live Action) I will obviously not write in female reader POVs or Gender Neutral stuff, I'm a dude so I'm just gonna stick to what I know. I am a Cisgender dude myself so I'll mainly stick to that genitalia when writing smut, if you're a trans guy wanting something that fits your genitalia -- I don't mind writing for that and I'll make sure to write it so I cause no distress. This blog is supposed to make people happy and pleased and that's what I want to give. In requests or commissions (when I do open them) specify what genitalia your male reader has, just so I know. I will write for male and female CHARACTERS, I'm bisexual so I fuck both holes I don't care B-) Also, I put specific characters I'd mainly write for in the tags. [Every character must be 18 years or older, obviously]. Okay thanks for reading, go ahead and request anything dirty. Just nothing illegal.

#x male reader #x male smut #the amazing digital circus smut #welcome home smut #fiona and cake smut #dont hug me im scared smut #one piece live action smut #tadc smut #tadc x reader #tadc x male reader #fiona and cake x reader #fiona and cake x reader smut #dhmis x reader #dhmis x reader smut #opla x reader #opla x reader smut #buggy x reader #buggy x male reader #buggy the clown x reader #simon petrikov x reader #simon petrikov x reader smut #simon petrikov x male reader #red guy x reader #red guy x reader smut #red guy x male reader #wally darling x reader smut #wally darling x male reader #playfellowxxx

[misterier]

Hey there! Saw you writing for DHMIS and I wanted to ask, could you write some HC about reader living with the guys? Like they're part of the little found family :D

Thanks u if you do!

| Yeah fs! Sorry this took a bit. <3

Also lmao I just assumed that you where with Red Guy sorry if that's not what you wanted 😭

— (set b4 and after the tv show and taking up the idea that this was all a TV show and Red Guy & Roy where the creators and all that, but you where hired by Roy)—

- it took everyone a while to warm up to you,

- and per ducks idea he, yellow guy and red guy for a while tried their best to sacrifice you to the teachers,

- does not work as well as he plans most of the time

- shortly after red guy warms up to you the others follow quickly after

- it takes a while before you and red guy actually get together due to the fact that he's a huge procrastinator and over thinker

- low-key was scared if he asked you'd reject him and leave them

- you absolutely have to confess first

- as soon as you tell the boys your together they just kinda look at you blankly like 'are you fr?? haven't you guys been together since the beginning on dinosaurs'

- duck likes to gaslight you into thinking he's never tried to sacrifice you

- he has.

- and continues to attempt to.

- yellow guy finds you to be a parental figure just like red guy and duck, so if you show him the smallest bit of affection or you tuck him in or something he's about glowing the rest of the day

- duck forces you to cook with him because he's tired of cooking dinner every night by himself

- there's only three rooms so your expected to share with red, even if you don't sleep in the same bed

- duck originally asked if they could get you a dog bed for the kitchen

- yellow guy draws red guy, duck, you and him in family crayon drawings all the time, and he just mentally sky rockets everytime you put them on the fridge

- red often does his best to 'protect you' (he's not very good at it) when the teachers arrive as he doesn't trust them around you

- it always fails tbh💀

- if you and red guy do any pda in the house expect loud, icks, fake throwing up, shouts to get a room and some how tomato's being thrown at you

- duck may not show it but he does care about you

- a little bit

- very small amount

- your the second pet to him <3

- but you two are an absolute chaos duo, causing trouble literally 24/7

- it worry's yellow and red to no end

- one second ducks trying to kill you, the next he's making you homemade curry

- they've banned all metion of horses/ponys

- they have a handbook of house rules

- you must read it

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#dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis duck #dhmis x reader #dhmis red guy x reader #dhmis #slay #how does one tag a tumblr post🤨

[random-and-average]

Yandere Red Guy with Council!Reader

Author's Note: You know that once scene where the lamp goes into this weird talk about the Council? I just wondered how Red Guy would react if his darling was a part of said Council.

Content Warning(s): implied kidnapping, murder

Red would've met you when you personally handed him a pound

Fell in love with you at first sight

Does anything to meet you again

Attempts to follow his "role" to the best of his ability while also entertaining the Council

And he will definitely force the other two to follow their "roles" too

If they refuse to follow his orders, he'll just kill them since he knows that they'll return

Willing to do anything to have you visit him again

Even enables the teachers' behavior to get some potential brownie points from the Council

The moment you come back again to reward him, he'll stall for time so that you don't leave him

Purposefully goes against the "script" if you don't reward him personally for long periods of time

Although he was satisfied with seeing you every once in a while, he will start to want more

So he will hatch a plan to keep you with him forever

No matter what threats you throw at him, he'll refuse to let you go

"Once I get back home, I will make sure that your life becomes a living hell!"

"Then I just have to make sure you don't get back home, right? You have a weird way of saying that you want to stay with me, love."

With you by his side, all the teachers won't hurt a yarn-like hair on his head

They will bargain to get you back, though their efforts are in vain since he never wants you to leave him

Only lets you go home if you bring him with you

#yandere #yandere x reader #x reader #yandere red guy #red guy x reader #dhmis x reader #yandere dhmis

[ava-imagines]

Hello! Do you think you could write some Jealous/ protective redhead cannons? And maybe his reaction if reader ever got jealous ;3

Bro yes omg

Protective/Jealous! Red guy x Reader Headcannons ❤🌹

Red guy doesn't really seem like the kind of person to get jealous easily as he seems and sounds dead inside

But trust me, he gets really protective over you

For example, someone coming over to you and chatting you up would trigger his jealousy

But it will also trigger his protective nature if you're feeling uncomfortable

Like he'll come over and take you hand before saying "I'm sorry, can I help you with anything?"

That instantly makes the person who was bothering you go running

You looked up and him and smiled, thanking him

He hugged you and said "If anyone else is bothering you, just let me know and I'll sort them out."

Sorry if it's short but I hope you enjoyed it!

#dhmis #dhmis x reader #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis red guy #red guy x reader

[not-a-good-writer]

Platonic DHMIS trio × reader

AN: yellow guy is called David, red guy is Redd, and duck is just Duck. This is really short but I liked how it turned out.

CW: none, just fluff

You and David were cuddling on the couch. You had your legs crossed with him seated in your lap as your arms hugged his torso. He leaned back against your chest the watching TV, which displayed some random shopping channel.

Duck walked into the living room and say you two, "What are you doing?" He asked. "Cuddling!" David responded enthusiastically and threw his hands in the air. "Why? He's not a baby, you know." Duck directed this statement to you. "Well, I like holding him, and he likes being held; so I don't see anything wrong with it." you stated, and David added, "It's like a really really long hug."

Duck crossed his arms, "Well, I still think it's a bit odd. You agree with me, right?" Duck directed his attention to Redd, who was sitting in a recliner next to the couch, reading. "I think It's quite nice actually." He looked up from his book at his feathered friend, "What?"

"Yeah. I've cuddled with them before. It's relaxing, you should try it sometime." Duck let out a little 'hmph', "I'm quite alright, thank you. Do whatever you all please."

"Suit yourself." Redd set his book down and moved to the couch. He sat next to you and leaned his head on your shoulder. You wrapped an arm around him and kept the other around David. Duck stared at you all for a moment, before throwing his hands up, "Ugh, fine! If you all insist."

None of you were insisting anything, but this was just how Duck was. He acted like minor things were an inconvenience, but you all knew it was just because he had a hard time accepting affection.

He sat on the couch and pressed into your other side. He didn't lean on you like Redd, he was more sitting very close to you, which was fine; whatever made him comfortable.

You all relaxed, the sound of the TV providing a comfortable background noise as you sat in silence. None of you needed to speak, your combined presences were enough.

#dhmis x reader #yellow guy x reader #red guy x reader #duck x reader #dhmis

[xseizure-candyx]

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#dont hug me im scared #dont hug me i’m scared fanart #dhmis x reader #dhmis oc #dhmis au #dhmis fanart #yellow guy

[hotpinkboots]

Hello! Not to be a bother, but I noticed you take Dhmis requests, and I was wondering if you could do a (Platonic) Yellow Guy x Motherly/Caring reader? Keep up the good work, by the way! :]

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~Yҽʅʅσɯ Gυყ x Motherly!Reader (Platonic Headcanons)~

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Awww that's simply adorable, darling!!

~Enjoy~

★★★★

Yҽʅʅσɯ Gυყ

★★★★

~Oh, good, you can help him with the rash on his back.

~But anyway

~Roy is...weird....as we all know, so you're perfect for Yellow!

~He has a hard time remembering things sometimes, so you can help him with that. Everyone appreciates it.

~You'll have to scold Duck and Red if they ever insult him.

~Please reassure Yellow that he is not, "Stupid in the head".

~Yes, his self confidence isn't very high, but not exactly incredibly low, either...perhaps below average. Compliments make him beam.

~"Ohh, rEAlly? tHAnks :D"

~The funi "rEalLy tHankS :D" writing is absolutely necessary i swear

~Give him little head pats and ruffle his hair a bit.

~Keep in mind that being this close to Yellow means you'll quite possibly be in the danger he and the other guys get into, as well.

~So be CAREFUL, DARLING

~Red and Duck seem a bit jealous of Yellow sometimes, actually. They wish they had somebody like you.

~Red does little "aww" 's here and there at you two.

~Duck likes to give you absolutely horrible parenting tips.

~While Yellow enjoys this, he also doesn't want to be treated like he's just a child. Because he isn't. Having somebody to help him out and all that good stuff is something he truly appreciates, but make sure you aren't making him seem like a 10 year old...

~Because we all know he's actually much, much smarter than he even knows or remembers.

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Thank you for giving me the first Yellow Guy request!! I have SO much fun writing for him, he's so very cute :>

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[emma045]

Another 4k meme

#the mandela catalogue x reader #danganronpa x reader #john doe x reader #omori x reader #the walten files x reader #ena x reader #aot x reader #attack on titan x reader #creepypasta x reader #dhmis x reader #unus annus x reader #muse arg x reader #made in abyss x reader #no straight roads x reader #nsr x reader

[nastymensimp]

headcanons of the o/s of red guy, duck and yellow guy that every time they do something by hand, o/s thanks them by kissing their hands?

Sorry if I repeated the word hands, I couldn't find another connector that was specific and consistent for this, have a nice day!

(I'm sorry I've been taking a bit with request I've been on that Genshin grind. I also kept Yellows more platonic so I'm sorry)

Red

The first time it happened he was more confused then anything

Like all he did was give you one of the dishes, why did you kiss his hand?

Once you explain that it was a way to thank him he makes an effort to assist you when able

May get a little hurt if you don't kiss his hand at least once a day

Duck

Absolutely FLABBERGASTED

you know the way he yelled when Red insulted the clipboard? he screams like that

But its a good scream, you really caught him off guard

Depending on his mood he will either lecture you somehow or thank you

Yellow

The most grateful of the three tbh

Defiantly would reciprocate it with a hug or hand kiss of his own

Although he isn't the brightest he does try his best so the validation is greatly appreciated

#dhmis yellow guy #red guy x reader #red guy #duck x reader #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis x reader

[sillypuppetsposts]

Hello! I've already asked someone this, but I am curious as to what your thoughts are if that's alright with you lmao.

So how would Red Guy, Duck Guy, and Yellow Guy(all platonic) be if Reader(their best friend) had a crush on someone they knew?

For example, if Reader had a crush on Duck Guy, and told Yellow Guy or Red Guy said info-- how would they act upon knowing said info? Would they be all teasing or would they manage to hide it fine?

THE MAIN 3 WITH A FRIEND WHO HAS A CRUSH. ( PLATONIC ) !

a/n ;; yeah!! I saw you asked this on someone’s blog, so I would love to try this request myself :]] !!

tw ;; swearing, spoilers for webseries???? idk

𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 ;;

“oh..? Well, I guess i’ll keep it a secret.”

only one who like… acts normal about it I guess… ☠️☠️

believe it or not… he teases you about it in private

like when you guys are having your makeover nights

he’s the guy who teases you in private, but he’ll keep it a secret

he isn’t a full on jerk, guys

yeah he’s the one you should tell your crush to.

𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐊 ;;

WHY.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL THIS BITCH.

teases you 24/7

LIKE LEAVE Y/N ALONE.

when your talking red guy he makes a kissy face in the background

like stfu

acting like yo ass didn’t die in the webseries.

he makes subtle hints that you like red guy, but like won’t outright say it

you literally tense up when this mf comes into a room you and red guy are in.

worst option to tell ur crush to.

𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐆𝐔𝐘 ;;

IS LIKE THE BEST WINGMAN

HE PULLS BITCHES.

anyways, since he is such a silly guy, he recommends you do cute cheesy stuff.

it works!

He doesn’t really tease you, he doesn’t want to hurt ur feelings

see he can’t even have fun due to the other 2 being so mean to him :((

you two probably have like the earbud in while he talks to you through it

it’s giving…spy kids tf.

in my opinion, best option you could tell your crush to!

#🍰.txt #dhmis #red guy don’t hug me i’m scared #dhmis yellow guy #yellow guy dhmis #dhmis red guy #red guy dhmis #dhmis duck #duck dhmis #dhmis x reader #don’t hug me i’m scared x reader #duck x reader #red guy x reader

[cherrygummycandy]

Roommate troubles

A Dhmis x Roomate!Reader Fix

(An: this is a sequel to another Dhmis roommate fic on my blog. Hope you guys enjoy, it's not my best work as I have a bit of a stomach ache rn. Enjoy!)

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You slide out of your brightly colored bed, feet hitting the floor as you trudge over to your dresser. As you look in the mirror, you think about the past few weeks you've spent here. Despite the eccentric company, you've really grown to like the place. After dressing and brushing your hair you head out of the door. You immediately hear squabbling coming from the kitchen, and as you enter the room you see your three roommates engaged in some sort of debate. "I want tha' color cereal..." Yellow says, pointing to a coupon featured in the morning paper. "No! Rainbow Rocks are for babies, idiot. I want Morning Bran." Duck snatches his paper and points to a much blander looking image of an old man with a bowl of brown mush. You cringe internally at the picture. "I don't really like cereal. What about bagels?" Red asks, only to be met with a "BAGELS?!" from Duck.

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"Morning, guys." You say, strolling over the table and plopping down in your designated chair. Initially, Duck had gotten into a spat with you over adding a chair to the table. "There's three of us, they don't get a seat yet! The floor is plenty comfortable..." You chuckle at the memory. "What are you guys arguing about?" Red sighs. "We just got the coupon book in today, tryna' make a grocery list." He explains, handing you the book. Flipping through the pages quickly, you see a few coupons that interest you. "So, were trying to figure out what were gonna eat for breakfast?" Red nods.

"Y/N, can we have tha' color cereal?" Yellow asks, leaning against your shoulder and pointing to the coupon. "What? Why are you asking them? This is my decision!" Duck exclaims. "No, it's not. The other one said we'd take a boat!" Yellow whines. "Vote. I said we'd take a vote." Red corrects. "I mean, I like-" You look closer at the coupon "Rainbow Rocks? Huh." You lean back in your seat, having put in your vote. "Alright, but can we get bagels next time?" Red asks as he begins to cut out the cereal coupon.

"Wha- You're just gonna let them make the choice?" Duck squawks, slamming his coffee cup down on the table. "Well, it's two to one, we're taking a vote, y'know?" Red responds. "No, we're taking a boat-" "ITS NOT CALLED A BOAT ITS VOTE!" You let out a small huff of laughter. Your tall, red roommate wanders off to check his account balance, (though you have no idea where the money comes from, you don't think any of them work). The grumpy little duck-man grumbles something about 'giving you too many rights' and disappears up the stairs to sulk in his room. This leaves just you and the odd 'little yellow fellow', as you so lovingly call him.

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You grab an apple from the bowl on the counter and take a bite, while absentmindedly scrolling through your phone. You feel a pair of eyes on you, and look up to see yellow staring. "Do you need something?" You ask. "Did you make dat'?" He points to a small, braided thread around your wrist. "Hm, oh yeah. I braided it and put some beads on it." You hold out your wrist and let him get a closer look. "Do you braid other things?" You nod. "Yeah, sometimes I braid necklaces, or my hair." You explain. He looks at you, wide eyed and amazed. "Can you braid my hair?" He whispers with wonder. You laugh a little, finding his curiosity endearing. "Yeah, sure! We can head up to my room, I'll let you choose some beads if you want!" He gasps, and quickly races up the stairs to your room. You follow him up, and open the door to your bedroom.

You rifle around in your dresser, looking for your box of hair accessories. Meanwhile, Yellow wanders around your room, his hand reaching out to touch various things on your floor and bed. You flop down onto the edge of your mattress and pat the spot next to you, opening up your hair care box. Yellow hops up beside you, and looks at all the glittery clips in your box. "Can I have this one?" He holds up a bright pink butterfly, with glittery little antennas. "Of course, do you want any beads in your hair?"

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Giggling and light conversation spills out into the hallway from your room, and enters the cracked door into Duck's room. "Ugh..." Duck groans, covering his head with a pillow. 'Can't they keep it down?' He thinks, before chucking the pillow away. The pillow doesn't even hit the ground before he's stomped out of his door, and down the hall to your room. He peeks in through the door and almost shouts, before he sees what's going on. Yellow is smiling and yammering on about an ad for chips he saw on TV. Normally, Duck would tell him to shut up, but he's far too distracted with you. Your gently braiding a small strand of Yellow's hair, nodding and occasionally responding to what he's saying. Duck doesn't understand why, but watching this sweet scene makes him feel sick. Watching all your attention go towards that stupid little yellow creature (who not to mention forgot the computer password), makes his eyes roll in disgust.

"What are you doing?" Duck says, slamming your door behind him. He folds his arms as he looks over the two of you. "I'm braiding Yellow's hair, he wanted to see how I did it." You explain, your eyes not leaving the blue strands of hair in front of you. "I'm pretty!" Yellow exclaims, tossing his hands up in the air. "It's stupid, you know? No one cares what your hair looks like..." Duck tries to take a dig at Yellow, but only gets a glare from you. "Leave him alone, he cares what his hair looks like," You turn back to Yellow, who looks back up at you. "And I think you look very nice." You say, rubbing his head softly. Yellow doesn't seem to know how to respond, only staring up at you with that same wide-eyed gaze from earlier. "Really?" He asks. You tilt your head, a little confused as to why he seems so shocked at a simple compliment.

"You do?" Duck asks, his smirk suddenly dropping. 'Yes, I do." You reply, sounding a little meaner than you meant too. "Well..." Duck stammers a little, unsure how to respond. "What about me?" He exclaims. "What about you?" You ask, turning to him with a confused look. "I'm pretty, I'm the prettiest one in the house! Have you seen my jackets!?!" Duck begins spiraling, and you can see if you don't say something, this won't stop. "I mean, I'm-" "You're very pretty too, Duck." You say. He stops, before shaking his head and coughing awkwardly. "I know, I just... needed to make sure you knew." You shake your head a little. Duck only stares at the floor and blushes slightly, before hurring out of the room. "Is he okay?" You ask Yellow, who just shrugs.

"Do you think I could do your hair sometime?"

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(y/n): Talk dirty to me, baby~

Red guy: The dishes.

(y/n): Wh-

Red guy: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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