#dirk strider x john egbert

[dyrehound]

this is for my dirkjohn audience who are sick of seeing me simp after a spider

dirk definitely slammed their teeth together painfully

#dirkjohn #homestuck #dirk strider #john egbert #johndirk #dirk strider x john egbert

[ale-cart]

My favorite headcanon for the strider boys is that dirk is definitely the prettiest out of the two.

#homestuck #hs #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #john egbert #dirk strider x john egbert #dirkjohn #johndirk

[crowspaw]

spreads the dirkjohn disease

i swear if tumblr decides to nuke on my bad boy painting I WILL nuke the entire bloodline on whoever decided to give birth to the founder of tumblr

im literally their fanchild bruh

#homestuck #john egbert #dirk strider #johndirk #dirkjohn #dirk strider x john egbert #mlp #someone said john was pinke pie coded

[maushrew]

commitment, given by freedom.

#homestuck #my art #dirk strider #dirkjohn #john egbert #johndirk #art #dirk x john #ultimate dirk #ultimate dirkjohn #ult john #ult dirk #ultimate john #ult dirkjohn au

[pyromania72]

in the back of the squad car playing peekaboo with the cop in front, he's laughing and clapping his hands when I come back but whenever I disappear he panics and starts fumbling with his service weapon

#homestuck #dirk strider #john egbert #homestuck fanart #dirkjohn #johndirk #house party #homestuck au #dirk x john

[popcrackalackin]

evil yaoi panel edits

guys wheres the part in hsbc when dirk and john have an ULTIMATE bloody anime battle whilst also PASSIONATELY and HATEFULLY making out mid fight and then after they lick the blood off each other!!!!

#tw: blood n violence #dirkjohn #johndirk #ult dirkjohn #dirk x john #john egbert #dirk strider #homestuck #ult dirk #this should totally happen #also haha get it tv girl in the first image omg!! #i might actually do a few more panel edits of these specific alt calli and jade panels #please. homestuck 2 beyond canon pelase. if you hear me pelase make this happen!!! #funfact: i actually made these SPECIFICALLY for a silly little tiktok edit i might make later #the struggle is real!!!!!!!!!!!!

[starmksz]

sneak peak 4 charms I'm selling teehee

#ALSO HAPPY 413 YOU BASTARDS HAVE A GOOD ONE #spiritually at requiem x homestuck cafe event 🥲 #homestuck #my art #jade harley #dave strider #john egbert #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #jake english #jane crocker

[theblueprincess590]

The biggest missed opportunity in HomeStuck is Dirk also develop a crush on John. Like can you just imagine the comedic potential from the existential dread Dave would go through if both his EctoParents wanted to fuck his best friend. It would be so dang funny

#homestuck #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #john egbert #dave strider #john x roxy #johnroxy #roxygen #john x dirk #johndirk #lol #existentialism

[abandonedafterimage]

I can feel my Homestuck interest coming back soooo

You guys should send me Strider requests, or just homestuck requests in general. the striders are my fave tho (yes, also Bro)

Its been a while so some of my homestuck knowledge has left my brain, so what some things are called have probably left my brain. but thats not gonna stop me.

#homestuck #homestuck x reader #homestuck x male reader #homestuck imagine #homestuck headcanon #john egbert #friendsim #dave strider #rose lalonde #jade harley #jane crocker #jake english #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #im not putting all the trolls #or am i #aradia megido #tavros nitram #sollux captor #karkat vantas #nepeta leijon #kanaya maryam #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #eridan ampora #feferi peixes

[greeneryandcacti]

#homestuck #rosemary #kanrose #rose x kanaya #dave x jade #davejade #dirkroxy #dirk x roxy #johnroxy #john x roxy #kanaya #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #dave strider #jade harley #john egbert

[seatea4-nc]

Draw your favourite : Homestuck edition

:D

#There's gonna be a lot of hashtags #sorry #art #fanart #sketch #homestuck #homestuck fanart #hs #draw your favourite #john egbert #dave strider #dirk strider #bro strider #karkat vantas #cronus ampora #john's dad #erisol #eridan ampora #sollux captor #eridan x sollux #cute

[dyrehound]

sorry all i draw is dirkjohn this isnt a choice anymore

#dirkjohn #dirk strider #john egbert #johndirk #dirk strider x john egbert #john egbert x dirk strider #homestuck #homestuck art #dirkjohn art

[vmpyria]

hey everyone!

very sorry for the inactivity, college has been beating my ass! currently, i don’t know if i will continue writing for hazbin as the fixation has died down :(( BUT! i’ll try to come around to answering some quick asks.

BUT!!

i have added HOMESTUCK to my writing list, so please don’t be shy to send me scenarios & drabbles for homestuck. i only write fem! reader and im a dark content account, so nsfw & yandere requests are preferred! here are my WRITING RULES!

my fav characters are gamzee, ghb, sollux, and dave! & yes, i am 100% okay with writing for sober!gamzee!

#☾ ‘ vampiric nights —! #homestuck #homestuck x reader #gamzee makara #homestuck gamzee #yandere homestuck #equius zahhak #karkat vantas #sollux captor #dave strider #dirk strider #bro strider #john egbert #jake english #eridan ampora #cronus ampora #kurloz makara

[smellygooberalert]

Giggles n twirls hair

#homestuck #john egbert #dirk strider #:3 #dirkjohn #homestuck art #homestuck john #homestuck dirk #obligatory art tag #dirk x john #:33333

[maushrew]

Surprise, bitch. I bet there was a moment just now when you thought to yourself, oh thank god. Thank the maker. Thank literally what-the-hell-ever recalcitrant entity was, is now, or perhaps always has been responsible for piloting this sto-

* eyeroll *

I let a sigh out of my body. Here we go again.

hey hey see if you can guess who i am “grumble grumble i’m so totally in control of the narrative look at my IRRITATING orange text”

------ hey hey hey, heres a lil gift from me and @froggy-kingdom to you! They did the writing, I did the art B)

#homestuck #my art #dirkjohn #dirk strider #john egbert #johndirk #dirk x john #art #ult dirk #ult john #ultimate dirkjohn #ult dirkjohn au #ultimate john #ultimate dirk

[toxichomestucktournament]

Toxic Homestuck Tournament

Reminder this is for the ship you prefer, not the more toxic ship. They're all toxic, man.

Proproganda for both under cut.

Dirkhal: I love Lil Hal. And Dirk is also Lil Hal. So. Cool!!!!

Johncal: I mean John beat the shit out of Caliborn on screen that one time.

This wasn't proproganda but I feel it should be included, "They WOULD try to kill each other daily, and not in the vaguely romantic way or a Naruto style rivaley, I mean that they'd actively want the other maimed"

#toxic homestuck ship tournament #a poll #tw selfcest #<- ? just in case #they rhyme :D #dirkhal #dirkar #lil hal #lil hal strider #hal strider #dirk strider #johncal #caljohn #caliborn #john egbert #caliborn x john #john x caliborn #some real toxic yaoi on this one folks