I'm drenched in sweat when I wake up, need to hang up my sheets
Pour up a beer and walk out with no shoes on my feet
And I don't need nobody tell me how to dress
I look in the mirror saying, "Man, you're the best"
And I'm sorry, honey, but I gotta confess
Don't give a fuck about you, I could really care less
I ain't your average normal dude
It sure ain't glamorous, but I keep things loose
I ain't your average punk rock loser
Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really cool
Love this song by Viagra Boys. Gives me big Shitkid/Superstar Cop/Pre-Martinaise-Harry vibes. He ain't your average disco loser.
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no one is as quick or as shady as wikipedia editors
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Harry’s the normal one, that’s the fucking terrifying thing, he wakes up with half a brain that’s arguing with itself - because, much like Icarus, he drug abused too close to the sun (we’ve all been there) - but he has the sense to go “Hmm, something’s off here. Maybe I shouldn’t be tasked with solving this murder.”
Meanwhile Kim’s PTSD-riddled ass pulls a gun on a fridge because it’s shaped like a big bear, and his new bear-boy-best-friend put the idea of wrestling bears into his head.
THEN he has the gall to be like; “I’m a Normal police officer who solves violent murders and has ZERO hobbies (lie). If you pass judgement on my special racecar radio show time I’m gonna be a bitch about it. Ghosts aren’t real, and PLEASE don’t bring up the physical embodiment of entropy that’s slowly consuming our seas and world because it Frightens me. Now help me solve this murder, I CANNOT do this without you. Please.”
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Kim Kitsuragi the type of guy to spend hours on his own learning how to spin a pen around his fingers real quick, and when he feels like he’s absolutely mastered it he starts doing it around the precinct but he doesn’t make a big deal of it and if anyone comments on it he shrugs and says “it’s just something I picked up when I was a kid” but that’s a lie! he was up until three last night making sure he could do it without dropping the pen a single time.
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Wirrâl night at the capeside apartments. nobody ask
further thoughts on the matter at hand (up for interpretation)
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oh disco elysium? yeah my favorite one is the aggressively french clinically depressed horsegirl. she speaks to me
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do you ever think about kim kitsuragi and want to go feral
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I have no explanation for that
Im going to sleep as i should before i turned a tablet on
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Harry du Bois poor little meow meow final round like I finally understand sports like i GET it now.
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