#doesn't Mal look like Alice in Wonderland

[thetimelordbatgirl]

So I watched the teaser for Red and I have lots of questions:

Why Cinderella’s hair and Chloe’s hair blue?

Isn’t the actress for Chloe half white?

Why there’s a Merlin Academy hall of fame in Auradon?

Why Queen of hearts have a beef with Cinderella? Isn’t that supposed to be Lady Tremaine?

Why Uma is principal?

Why didn’t they change Beast’s statue to Ben’s?

Isn’t Wonderland an imagination in Alice’s head?

Why the Villains are considered VKs?

Why the heroes are in school with the villains? Especially Jasmine, Aladdin and Cinderella?

What’s going on with this?💀

Answering in order here:

*Honestly no fucking clue- I assume its because they want their main characters to have colorful hair like the prior main characters in Descendants 1-3, but even their hair looked better then Cinderella's, both young and old, and Chloe's blue hair. I really don't get why they were allergic to just, letting Brandy and Malia keep their normal hair instead of shoving ugly blue wigs onto them, but... *I do not know about Malia Baker's ethncitiy, I just know with the ugly blue wig and the lighting on that photo shoot, she looks light- not as light as Audrey did at times in D3 with her blonde hair, but you know, its up there. I do know Descendants fucked up when announcing this whole film, aka implying Dara Renee was casted as Chloe, but nope, turns out Dara is playing Ulyana, Ursula's latest younger sister, and Malia Baker is playing Chloe...so don't know what the fuck happened with Descendants there but....and if Malia is half-white...yeah I guess I wouldn't be surprised with Descendants and their track record with POC....or actually Hollywood in general, sufferer of Fate the Winx Saga here... *I can only assume its because Auradon Prep took Merlin Academy's place when Beast established it and such. How it affects what Ben said in D1: "Auradon prep, originally built over 300 years ago and converted into a high school by my father when he became king." can only be described as contunity/timeline breaking....aka Descendants favorite past time- but because of this, I just guess they count Merlin Academy students as ones to honor, since they learnt here once as well. *I have zero fucking clue WHY Cinderella and Queen Of Hearts have beef beyond someone in the Descendants writing room likely threw darts randomly and whoever they landed on would be parents of main characters and also have random as fuck beef- though bold to assume they'd allow Tremaine and Cinderella to have beef, D3 basically at the end was pro-forcing victims to forgive their abusers so like...

*Uma's teaser established that she was asked by Mal (no D*ve means get used to Descendants finding ways to mention Mal in this film) to become principle of Auradon Prep, so uh, that's why- no clue where Fairy Godmother is but she is confirmed to be returning in the movie so like- personally, I don't think Uma as principle makes sense character wise, but I do also see the reasoning other's have used for this character decision so like...its not the worst thing in this film. *I'm pretty sure the statue is less of a current ruler thing and more of a founder thing, since Ben said his father wanted it to remind people anything is possible when Beast founded Auradon Prep. I also don't really see Ben caring much for a statue of himself, since he doesn't give me the vibes of that. Plus, bold of you to assume Descendants films would give Ben a statue, they'd give Mal one over him with how Ben was treated in D3 in comparison to Ben, the actual ruler, during the meeting scene. *In terms of the animated film only? The vibes are that yes, Alice imagined Wonderland after dozing off, since she wakes up back in reality just as shit is hitting the fan. But let's be real, Descendants stopped caring about keeping to the animated films a while back, so they just gonna make Wonderland a real place and roll with it basically. *Answering those two together really on the VKs thing and the school thing: because Descendants is now entering EAH/SFGAE rip off terrority really, aka the idea of future fairy tale heroes and villains attending school together basically. Therefore, all animated films stuff and Descendants contunity/timeline is thrown out the window in favor of this. Like Jasmine and Aladdin logically should not be meeting at this point because they meet first time in animated and Jasmine was kept inside the palace her whole life?? Cinderella at this age would technically be being forced to be step-family's servant and therefore not likely allowed to attend school even? FUCK IT- rip off time! Not like EAH can do much since Mattel basically killed it in the end and SFGAE is doing god knows what right now...

And to that last question: "What's going on with this? 💀" Good question! I do not fucking know. I just know I wish someone would put the dumpster fire out already, but when this movie was announced, it was two movies, so god help us if they go ahead with the second one...

#disney descendants #descendants #descendants the rise of red #the rise of red #again i need to emphasis on the malia thing i have zero clue what her ethnicity is #i just know shes definitely looking light in that wig and shit #also like if your curious if im watching...i dont really plan to #while i joke i torture myself with shit like this i really have no reason to want to check this mess out beyond maybe uma #but china confirmed her part in the film is small so like #i manage to avoid watching the mcu nowadays which i used to watch for torture in the end so like #for the weird space all i can say is ask tumblr why i kept getting an error when publishing before i decided to put the space in

[an4me-79]

Un-Twisting Twisted Wonderland Theory

There are a lot of Twisted Wonderland theories out there.

About how it will end, are we stuck in a time loop(thanks for that Halloween, Malleus), and what is up with Ramshackle Dorm!

But one theory I have seen very little of is this: Why are we (the mc/Prefect) even in Twisted Wonderland to begin with?

We come from a world without magic. Also, we are confirmed to not possess any magical ability at all! So why would the Haunted Mansion's horse and coffin carrier even show up in our world in the first place? Why take a non-magic person to an arcane academy?

Whether we are male or female isn't treated like an issue, so I won't be touching on that.

But WHAT is at play here? And who is responsible for making us part of a chaotic chess game? Let's look at this one piece at a time.

Twisted Wonderland:

The world of Disney's stories? Yes, but how many? Characters/Possible 'Descendants' of villains, heroes, princess and side characters with very close similarities to the originals live here. The residence themselves call it 'Twisted' Wonderland!

However, we are yet to hear bad words about characters like Alice, King Triton, Snow White or Hercules. If the whole world is meant to be completely twisted, shouldn't the heroes be portrayed as the villains here? Most are not referred to by name, but that could be our main cast assuming we have no knowledge of 'historical' events. So is everyone the hero of the world's story? That doesn't seem possible... This place is far from world peace!

Even Lilia admits history tends to get muddled if given enough time and removing enough evidence. And Disney, if all media can be included, would have a vast, tangled and diverse timeline. By why call this place 'Twisted Wonderland' when just 'Wonderland' would due fine? Are they admitting this is a different Wonderland? Perhaps it's been soooooooo long that no one really cares. However, there are clues. Too many to ignore, for us.

Night Raven College:

Now it's one thing if we, the outsider, call the lands twisted. We have a different history of almost all their forefathers. Most of which are guilty of trying to murder members of their own family for personal gain. Yet they founded a school?

Okay, it's a stretch, but I'm assuming the events of Descendants are cannon here for this all to work! The villains are brought back, Isle of the Lost, Mal and Ben happened and so on…

So then… could Sage Island be the former Isle of the Lost? Maybe! It would all make sense for the villains to convene there, and later for the heroes to set up on the opposite side to both monitor and balance out the residency. Could the villains have reformed? Also a maybe. But it seems more likely they 'twisted' their histories a little at a time.

Why?

While Sage Island COULD be the former Isle. There's one other place in this world that could be that's far worse…

Blot:

Remember when Mickey met Oswald the Rabbit? If not, Epic Mickey is the game for you! Those that lived in this mirror world called it Wasteland. In it, Mickey accidentally spills some ink on a world the Sorcerer Yen Sid created for forgotten characters. Sound familiar yet? Hold on, the main villain is called 'the Blot!'.

What?

The Blot wants Mickey's heart for it's 'magic'.

Also what?

Once it did, it could leave the Wasteland!

What does the Blot of Twisted Wonderland do again? Feeds on the heart's negativity and tries to take on a life of it's own! Failure to do so… Well, don't want to spoil TOO much in the game. But Wasteland was made to be a sort of mirror image of Mickey's world, if a bit twisted to fit the needs of who Yen Sid brought there.

But the Blot is exclusive to Wasteland. Only for the characters of Twisted Wonderland, it goes hand-in-hand with having magic itself. It would still be the perfect land for Villains to plot a grand scheme, especially if they got an ally who was able to rewrite history. Like an entity made of INK, and was able to get into the hearts of the residences. If the Blot is still a sentient entity, I can only assume it is spread out too far to remember what it originally was by now. Or… It's made a deal to finally escape the renamed Wasteland.

The Protagonist:

I'll put the final conclusion here: WE are the Bigger Bad.

Okay, maybe not intentionally, but we are, as the mirror called us, "the seed of evil.". Sure we're a 'shrimp', we don't have magic, and not a bad (perhaps sarcastic ) bone in our body. But we are a POWDER KEG!

We have prophetic dreams about every upcoming Blot incident. Every time it's through the real, unblotted/unfiltered, tales of the main founders. We have the truth!

But who would believe us? Answer: no one. We have no physical evidence. At first.

Not just the Blot incidents, but strange creature and parallel world events(guess Yen Sid found a few more misfits to make homes for) keep happening at Night Raven College, more specifically to us. Eventually, even the more skeptical students will have to accept that we are from a different world entirely. And that we are indeed seeing something about their world that even they don't know

The question being: how many times is enough? When do we snap and blurt out the truth?

Whatever the amount, we are gaining friends and trust. And, honestly, it seems the fiction of their history is doing more good for our new friends than the real truth. In fact, there doesn't seem to be an real need to expose the gigantic scam.

Unless…

Someone needs to uncover it in order to desperately get something. Like… A way home? Or maybe an accident occurs while searching, and the fact that the Great Seven are really evil frauds comes out?

Who would be the most likely to expose the truth AND be believed? And what would be the most likely result?

Blot.

Floods of it.

Grand Scheme:

Maybe the original villains did, or will, cheat death. Maybe not. But if the heroes (and/or their lineages) who followed after and defeated them are destroyed forever, it would be the final, most diabolical revenge: the End of Twisted Wonderland.

The Blot wins.

And the Seed, the kidnapped protagonist, will have inadvertently been responsible….

So I hope Crowley is seriously looking for a way to get us home before things become desperate. Or there really is a book in the library to help us.

If not...

What do you think?

#twisted wonderland #theory #long reads #phantom blot #night raven college

[mal0dramatic]

Let's play dress up, yes? I brush your hair and you make up mi face?

“Yes!”, Mallory jumped up at the sound of that idea, smiling from ear to ear as she rushed over to her closet and opened it up, pulling out all of her costumes. Some of them were old, some were newer but all of them were colorful. “I have an idea! I will dress up as Alice, and you will be Dorothy!” 

#ic #headcanon #Mallory x Celia #atasteofsweethoney #doesn't Mal look like Alice in Wonderland

[halloweenismyfav]

Say hi to my precious girl+her color palette! (I tried my best on the drawing.) Her name at the top is her canon handwriting.

"How did I get here? Did I fall down a rabbit hole like in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland?! Cause that would be awesome!"

Mallory Robinett

マロリー • ロビネット

Nicknames:

Koebi-chan (Shrimpy) - Floyd

Mademoiselle Malchanceuse (Unlucky Miss) - Rook

Mal-Mal - Ace

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Homeland: Earth

Age: 16

Birthday: November 13th

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Sexuality: Bisexual

Bloodtype: O

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Unique Magic: N/A

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Haircolor: Dark brown

Eyecolor: Jade green

Height: 167cm | 5'6

Weight: 52kg | 115lbs

Bodytype: Average, inverted triangle

Motif Flower: Gladiolus (strength, faithful)

Scars/Birthmarks ect...: Two crying moles, under left eye

Expression: Relaxed, slight wonder

Voice | VA: Mikako Komatsu (Hotaru Tachibana - AoharuXMachinegun)

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Dorm: Ramshackle

Year: 1st Year

Class: 1-A (Student Nr. 1)

Occupation: Student

Club: N/A

Best Subject: None (She's bad at pretty much all of them)

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Favorite Food: Chocolate-Hazelnut Wafers

Least Favorite Food: Stuffed Peppers

Likes: Eating, Kalim's innocence, hanging out with the other first years

Dislikes: Leona, Thorn, staying in one place for too long, her bad luck, poor fashion choices

Hobbies: Acting, singing, pranking

Talents: Imitating peoples' voices

MBTI: ENTP

Alignment: Lawful good

Personality:

Mallory is a wild card to put it bluntly. She's like Floyd in a sense of you won't know when she's gonna go on a fangirl rant. She could fit right in with Heartslabyul and their split personas. Mallory's a tough nut to crack to some, but it's usually just cause she doesn't like them. She tends to be very overemotional however, balling her eyes out at the fact snakes don't have legs or something like that. She gets anxiety attacks quite easily in large crowds. She has a big sense of justice and feels all people who do the wrong thing should be punished. Mallory ends up developing Idia's problem of talking fast from hanging out with him so much.

Background:

Mallory had a crappy life from the start. Her family was a well known buisness back on Earth and her parents only had her so they had an heir to the company. They treated her horribly. Eventually, when Mallory was fourteen, her aunt Cora gained custody over her. Mallory misses her aunt Cora and aunt Florence, but she's happy with the first years and she wouldn't trade them for the world.

Relationships:

Relationships

Fun Facts:

Mallory tells everyone her name is Robin since she doesn't like her actual name meaning 'bad luck'.

She despises Thorn and Leona with a passion since they act all high and mighty.

Mallory is closest with Ace, Jack, Kalim, and Idia. She has a good relationship with all the first years in general.

She's so good at imitating/remembering voices to the point that she's memorized all 23 voices from the dorm members+Grim.

She used to play otome games religiously back on Earth.

If she's gaming with Idia, she'll start cursing like a sailor and Grim even looks at her with a shocked face when he hears her the first time.

Mallory almost slapped Leona, Jamil, and the Leech twins once.

The only people who know her actual name is Mallory are Crowley, Lilia, Malleus, Jack, and Ace.

She's quite blunt and has said to almost everyone that she wants to be in the Gargoyle Research Society with Malleus.

Mallory has a slight thing for Riddle, but mainly cause Alice in Wonderland is her favorite Disney film. The one she genuinely loves is Ace.

She has really bad luck and always ends up mismatching her clothing items. Her socks always end up looking different and her scruncies are always different colors.

Mallory also has what's called a "crying mole", which tends to be a sign of someone being overemotional or a bit sensitive.

#twisted wonderland #twst #oc #mallory robinett #twst oc #twst mc #hallow's ocs