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trauma-13 · 5 years

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You know the drill. All them asks. 😈 (is this deja vu?)

You got it dude!! (It is...cause I fucked up 😂)

The meaning behind my url:

Trauma because it's my favorite area of nursing.

Princess because I'm a fuckin princess.

93 because the year I was born.

A picture of me:

If you look hard enough you'll find one on here. Also my icon is me soooo.

How many tattoos i have and what they are:

Oh good lord. I have quite a few....

1. Mom's last name on my left wrist.

2. Flowers on my right foot.

3. Tribal-ish heart my brother drew on the back on my neck.

4. Walt Disneys signature on my left foot.

5. Mickey and Minnie behind my ears.

6. A prior dogs paw print on my left ankle.

7. A dandelion on my right shoulder blade with music notes.

8. My dog, Axel, paw prints on my collar bones.

9. A moon on my right ankle.

10. A semi colon on my right wrist (ulnar side)

11. A arrow on my right wrist (radial side)

12. A humming bird on my right forearm.

I think that's it... for now...

Last time i cried and why:

I dunno, honestly. I cry frequently hahah

Piercings i have:

Labret/Monroe

Ears gauged to a 00.

Traugus both sides

Right sided daith.

Nipples.

Favorite band:

Sooo many. Currently imagine dragons.

Biggest turn offs:

Bad hygiene, liars, cheats, narcacists.

Top 5 (insert subject):

???

Tattoos i want:

Too many to list, honestly.

Biggest turn ons:

I'm a big physical touch person, so basically anything where I'm being touched.

Age:

Ideas of a perfect date:

Doing something totally new that neither of us has experienced.

Life goal:

Pediatric ICU trauma nurse, be a mom, be a good wife.

Piercings i want:

Maybe my left daith. Probably a 2nd lobe hole.

Relationship status:

Very happily engaged.

Favorite movie:

Steel magnolias (the old one), Moana, Mean Girls.

A fact about my life:

I'm a nurse, I work in the ER and medsurg/tele, I have 2 doggos, and 2 kittens, I'm practically married at this point, I live on the surface of the sun.

Phobia:

Spiders, failure.

Middle name:

I'ma pass on telling the world that.

Height:

5'6" with shoes on.

Are you a virgin?

Naaah.

What’s your shoe size?

Between 9-10 depends on the shoe and brand.

What’s your sexual orientation?

I am bisexual, however I'm in a heterosexual relationship.

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?

Drink yes, no to the others.

Someone you miss

@car-one-responding

What’s one thing you regret?

Suffering in an abusive relationship because I didn't think I had a way out.

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:

Chris Evans.

Favorite ice cream?

I'm honestly not a big ice cream person, but we have some delicious basil-lime sorbet from a local store that I'm obsessed with.

One insecurity:

Weight.

What my last text message says:

"I re sent it. Just delete the other one I guess? Lol" from @car-one-responding in reference to this cause I done FUCKED IT UP.

Have you ever taken a picture naked?

Mmmmhhhhhmmmmm.

Have you ever painted your room?

Not recently at all, but as a kid yeah.

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

Yep, couple times.

Have you ever slept naked?

I usually do.

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?

Almost every day hahah

Have you ever had a crush?

Duuuh, who hasn't hah

Have you ever been dumped?

Aldo duuuh.

Have you ever stole money from a friend?

Nope. I'm a very honest person.

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?

Hmm. Probably.

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

Does patients attacking count?? I didn't punch, but I got punched.

Have you ever snuck out of your house?

Yep.

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

I think just about everyone has.

Have you ever been arrested?

No. Im from a tiny Town where my dad was a cop, mom was a nurse. So everyone knew me.

Have you ever made out with a stranger?

No I don't think so.

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?

Like...in a sexual way? Or like hung out? If so yes to both hah

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?

Yeah, however I'm a pretty open person. I usually tell my mom where Im going. She raised me as a single mom, and I had a lot of freedom as long as I was open and honest with her. That's just transferred into adulthood.

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?

No. But I purposely became friends with an old neighbor cause he had a cute ass dog named Max.

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?

Yep. Got busted too haha

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?

Uh huh! It's called sleep overs, duh aha

Have you ever seen someone die?

Unfortunately, that's part of my job. Not everyone gets saved in the ER. Plus in the hospital where I work there is a very large group who has very strict rules about death, so frequently we admit people to die either to the floor if we suspect it'll be a couple days, or the ER if we think it'll be quick. Death can be a beautiful process, or it can be horrific, and traumatizing...just depends how ya look at it.

Have you ever been on a plane?

Yeah quite a few times!!

Have you ever kissed a picture?

Honestly what little girl didn't kiss a picture of Leonardo DeCaprio...

Have you ever slept in until 3?

Bro I'm a mid/nightshifter. Weird sleep schedules are my life.

Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now?

Weirdly worded question. But yes I have loved, yes I do miss people.

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?

Yes!! It's one of my favorites. I also love to watch the stars.

Have you ever made a snow angel?

Yeah!!! It's super fun!!

Have you ever played dress up?

Yeah!!

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?

Queen of attempting to cheat at games and failing miserably 🙋‍♀️

Have you ever been lonely?

Mhmm. Side affects of working away from my family.

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?

I'm forever sleepy, so yeah.

Have you ever been to a club?

Yeah couple times!

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

Once as a kid. I don't remember much of it besides it waking me up, and I woke up my mom because I didn't know what it was. I was maybe 7?

Have you ever touched a snake?

I love snakes. They're such cool animals.

Have you ever ran a red light?

That may or may not be why I didn't have a drivers license for 3 yrs.

Have you ever been suspended from school?

Nope 😏 I did get temporarily kicked out of nursing school and fought my way back in though. That's a tale for another time.

Have you ever had detention?

Once, for chewing gum.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Yeah, nothing serious though. *knocks on all the wood*

Have you ever hated the way you look?

I feel like everyone has, unfortunately.

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

1. I live where I live, it's a regular occurrence. We don't carry a gun for no reason.

2. Used to work in the heart of the ghetto.

3. Used to live 5 mins from there.

Safe to say I've seen a crime or two.

Have you ever pole danced?

One drunken Halloween, yes.

Have you ever been lost?

Physically not emotionally? Yes to both haha

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?

I have yeah!!

Have you ever felt like dying?

Yeah, on quite a few occasions I don't talk about.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Yep.

Have you ever sang karaoke?

Again, drunken Halloweens.

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

Im sure I have.

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

Yes I have, it's not fun.

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?

Hmm.....I don't actually think so.

Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Yes!!

Have you ever sang in the shower?

Every single time.

Have you ever made out in a park?

Mhmm!

Have you ever dream that you married someone?

Yes, and I'm marrying him in a little over a month.

Have you ever glued your hand to something?

My other hand hahah

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?

No..but not for lack of trying.

Have you ever gone to school partially naked?

Uh, no haha

Have you ever been a cheerleader?

Nah, I was a band geek.

Have you ever sat on a roof top?

Yes, it's a great time.

Have you ever brushed your teeth?

I want to say "who hasn't" but we all know there's those people who haven't...

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?

Sometimes, yes.

Have you ever played chicken?

Not huh.

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

Probably so.

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?

Yep.

Have you ever broken a bone?

A few yeah. My nose, jaw in 3 places, my tail bone, my ankle.

Have you ever been easily amused?

Have you met me....

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

Like 45 mins ago hahah

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?

Yep, regularly occurs in my house.

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Probably way back in the day, but I don't remember anything specific. I'm a pretty honestly person, so if I don't know it, then oh well.

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?

Every fucking day of my life!

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?

Not quite sure...?

Give us one thing about you that no one knows.

Once upon a time, I was like 13 or 14. I was hanging out with my mom while she cooked dinner and eating a carrot. I suddenly sneezed. I then had a carrot chunk stuck in my sinuses. I could feel it, but mom didn't believe me. So for 3 days straight I blew my nose constantly. And I finally got the carrot chunk out.

#asks #fun times #dont sneeze while eating a carrot #ask me things #meee

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married-to-google-translater · 3 years

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What would happen if child! Mc got sick from a flu that is like a simple flu for the others but deadly for them because mc didn't get the flu shot [vaccine] from the twst world? It would even be more frustrating when the adults [aka crowley] think that they'll be fine but haven't thought that maybe perhaps child!mc's immune systems isn't okay in a different world and it takes alot of time for their system to adapt to this weird world???

That can really happend

If you are new read this and this first.

This all started when Floyd wanted to go swimming with Mc. It would have been a good idea if it hadn’t been for the fall and even though the water was a little warm otherwise it was cold. Floyd went to ask permission to go swimming with Mc while Crowley was watching his favorite TV series so he just said "Okay you can do it" without listening to the question. And of course Mc had a cold very soon after the incident.

Crowley initially thinks it’s just the common flu and doesn’t pay much attention to it.

Ortho: Crowley I think Mc's flu isn't quite normal.

Crowley: Dont worry Ortho mc will be okay soon.

Ortho: Mc has blue spots on their body and they sneezes glitter. I don't think this is a normal flu.

Crowley: Fuck...

Meanwhile, while Crowley tries to shirk responsibility, other children are very concerned. They try to take care of Mc themselves because they are already "big kids".

Lilia: Mc I made soup for you.

* For some reason, all the kids start to shiver when Lilia mentions he’s done soup. *

Jamil: And what ingredients are in your soup? What if Mc is allergic.

Lilia: It has carrots, fish and potatoes.

Mc: *already eat that soup* *start sneeze glitter*

Lilia: Oh so I also added glitter to it...

( Lilia was sentenced to a penalty room. At least Floyd was no longer alone )

Eventually, other teachers examine the child Mc and find ways to heal them. Children are very overprotective because they don’t want Mc to get sick again. Lilia and Floyd will come up with a suitable punishment later. No one knows how much glitter Lilia put in the soup as Mc sneezed the glitter for another three days after their recovered.

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coldbam · 4 years

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so in this dark time, i have retreated into thinking about just... fun happy stupid au’s that completely ignore canon and are exclusively about queliot being happy and how there should always always be more baby fic, and so

the one with the baby fever - aka the fic that isn’t bc i don’t actually write fic:

blah blah blah assume s4 ended with q not going to the seam and just like... living, and him and eliot Talking and Working Shit Out and now they are together and happy.

So it would start with like, Poppy dropping by out of the blue with her new baby, and q is basically on baby duty for the whole visit because ofc he is, and at one point the baby like, coughs or sneeze on him or something that no one even thinks about, until that night when q is starting to feel a little off, like he’s starting to come down with something.

It gets worse over the next few days, a fever that keeps slowly growing and not breaking, and he’s weirdly weepy at like... diaper commercials? and Julia came home to him staring at a bag of carrots, distressed, “why would we...eat something called baby carrots, jules?”

(note: i left it off here, went out for an hour and drank some wine)

so everyone is like, mildly concerned, but there is other shit going on and q insists he is Fine. At one point Poppy stops by again and insists that he gang (aka q,) babysits and it’s like, the first time he has felt normal and not sick in 2 weeks? but also at one point he just... starts sobbing out of nowhere, looks to eliot, and says “his hands are so small????” in wonder. anyways, he holds the baby the entire night and afterwards its the best sleep he’s had in ages.

Eventually, Margo comes back (from being in fillory for Plot Reasons?) and eliot is explaining the situation to her while q is sleeping it off. he is explaining the situation and getting to the origins, “so we had a theory that poppy’s spawn gave him some sort of weird dragon flu that he picked up from being who knows where with her” and margo immediately stops him, wait there was a fucking BABY?? you idiot, did you not use any protection? (”perks of being in a committed monogamist relationship, bambi”) jesus, no, for curses, you know that q would be susceptible, i mean, you would be too” eliot like??? um, expand??? “it sounds like q has literally baby fever. did you not pay attention in (MAGICAL SEX ED) at all????”

so q has literal baby fever, he will continue to get more and more ill until someone give him the baby he wants so badly. alice and margo explain everything to eliot, you are only susceptible to baby fever when you are already open to and thinking about kids, and the more that is, the higher risk you are at. transmitted by children under the age of two. if you have no interest you are immune (alice). most of the text on the subject is heteronormative and gendered so the first cure always listed is getting preg (”oh my god eliot, get that look off you face you horny bastard, gross”), but just being a parent any way works. some remedies that relieve the symptoms for a time are just generally being around babies, or getting a pet even. some of the symptoms include, minor to severe fever, headache, drowsiness, emotional flares pertaining to children/babies, increased sex drive (oh? i didnt notice anything... different there?”).

when q wakes up eliot shares the new, and q is understandably a bit mortified and also very self sacrificing, and beating himself up, all “nothing has to happen, it’s not that bad”, “i can visit poppys baby,” and “i think my cousin had one recently?” and “a dog could be nice” and “i dont want to force you into parenthood” (the again goes unsaid), and eliot very carefully tells him, “look...if that baby hit me with its snot instead of you.... i’d be exactly where you are right now. we are on the same page, ok?” (sex making love scene? is q too sick at this point??? no... we make exceptions in fic that will never be)

so queue montage of eliot pouring over book (I KNOW) over the next week while quentin sleeps, trying to figure out where to go from here, and finding the MAGIC BABY SPELL (invented by Baby Fic, the most important thing my name is for some reason attached to) and eliot trying doing everything he can for it, trying it a few times and nothing happening and then eventually it Works, and he, wakes q up, handing him this beautiful baby, while saying, so. i know we talked, about our options and not doing anything rash or dangerous, and i didnt want to give you false hope here, because i honestly did not think it would work... it needed pure intentions, and you know me.... but um, this is our daughter..” and then q gets a few hours of skin to skin contact and he’s fully cured and then also later they need to give their new baby to one of its many aunts or uncles for a moment, because they need to make love, again, the end.

#me just RAMBLING ABOUT PLOTS incoherently #welcome to my blog the narry ppl remember this #nonsense #hmm is there still that thing #where things only go in teh tag if its one of the first 5 or something?#im trying to hide this lmao #im trying to like contribute Something dumb and fun to fandom during this terrible time but also this isnt real so!#the magicians

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