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seasidesapphix 6 months
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smoking the shit that got monster high
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kubfoo 1 year
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Its your first time at a weed dispensary. You've tried weed gummies before in the past and it's legal in your state so you feel pretty ok about not getting in trouble. You enter the dispensary, almost bumping into a gentleman holding a white nondescript gift bag who looks thoroughly humbled. The woman at the counter asks for ID. Fine, normal, it's substances. You give her your ID. She asks for your number. You warily ask if that's required. She tells you, no, it's just in case of recalls. Oh okay. You can't remember anyways. She takes your ID and does something under the counter you can't see, and thereafter refers to you by your legal name, something you don't use but are too intimidated to correct her on. She directs you to the room beyond her, a horrible distorted sleek web 3.0 parody of a doctor's office. She informs you it'll be a 10-15 minute wait. Also, they only take cash. There's an ATM. You sit near the ATM and theorize with your boyfriend on if they're going to kill you, and isn't this so weird. There is erotic early 2000s music playing from a huge stereo, which you've elected to not sit directly in front of despite the chair available. Eventually they call your (legal, dead) names, one of which is artfully mispronounced. You try and fail to not show your discomfort. Another woman directs you to a back room. It's identical to the waiting room but with actual products available, and a bunch of equally bewildered adults kind of roaming around like goats. The lady who directed you asks, "What are you looking for?" "Um... gummies..." You exchange specifics until she presents the container you'd found online the other night and came here for. You pay for it in cash. It's a different flavor than you usually get but whatever. "Thanks." "Have a nice day!" You walk out, back into loving, relieving sunlight. You are dazed and shocked, and eventually conclude that there's no way this was a normal experience because if it was, there'd be a genre of tumblr posts about it. So.
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batz 2 months
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commission for my friend of his fallout 4 sole survivor oc davis and hancock . this took one billion centuries bc idk how to draw hancock</3
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dateamonster 18 days
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the good weed will have u waking up the next morning like theres a connecting thread of monster hunting shows where the main characters are simultaneously symbols of the status quo charged with identifying and often eliminating the Others of the world while being othered themselves in such a way that upholding the institutions they do can be read as acting directly against their own best interest. this is especially obvious in something like x-files where the characters are literally agents of the fbi and the show is structured more or less in the format of a police procedural, while half of the main duo is defined primarily by his love and fascination with the paranormal, a curiosity about the greater world which the very powers he serves we know would seek to contain, to secret away, or to destroy. or even like supernatural where monster hunting has this inextricable tie to a sort of stereotypical rugged masculinity and stoicism that is supposed to appeal to the audience even while we see it emotionally and physically destroying the characters who most strive to embody it. within both of these shows, and im sure others within the genre (looking at you buffy, tho i dont have time to unpack all that rn), there is this vein of suppressed queerness that runs through the narrative, as if in embodying this role as the defender of hegemony and eliminator of that which disrupts the perceived natural order, the archtypal monster hunter is made to recognize and subsequently repress the aspects of that cultural deviance that manifest within themself. going back to supernatural, this i think is especially evident in the conflict between the text of show and its large queer fanbase, who seemed to recognize within its otherwise pretty cut and dry story of a manly man who likes cars and guns and follows almost blindly the demands of his patrilinial inheritance a sort of self-parody, the conformity to the role of this cishetpatriarchal protector ideal so complete and almost excessive that it doubles back and becomes a kind of drag, yet so fragile that continuing to uphold it appears to be a constant source of pain and conflict for its characters.
im not saying such and such monster hunter show is inherently a secret queer narrative, but i AM saying every monster hunter is a huge fucking closet case.
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crimeronan 6 months
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i keep trying to write posts about the OCs but i'm DELIRIOUSLY tired and have nothing new or poignant to say so let's make this interactive instead. what's the vibe
not pictured: the time i spent debating whether this necessitated an "ass. I Fucking Guess" option or an "i don't think nova and devin should do any of this actually" option. but no i think these options pretty much cover it
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chuckletons 1 year
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bunny funny moments :)
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kulekrizpy 4 days
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i have had a bit of a hard time but i saw some friends last night and it was so nice to chill and recharge and be around ppl who love and respect me and want me to be okay
i didn't get a lot of sleep nor a break between work and hosting tho and we stayed up so late. i'm running on little sleep but i had a good day anyway!
didn't eat a ton. went thrifting w my friend and went for a walk and i ate a pot brownie after she left and got soso high. i was introspecting and journaling and it got really intense and i realized i was very cold and got under the covers for awhile to recover. then i got up and had food!
i attempted to make preseasoned pork with a homemade strawberry & pepper glaze but i suspect i'll need to thicken it a bit before adding it to get it to do what i want. the little bit that worked is yummy tho
i think i needed the protein !
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apotheoseity 1 month
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the world would be so beautiful if i had access to edibles myself
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biggestfish2fry 4 months
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this is fairly personal but :-) here's a blueprint for 2024 resolutions 馃
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lesbian-ashe 6 months
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why do people get high and go to haunted houses. like I don't care if you smoke some weed or get drunk as long as you're not disruptive, but don't take the kind of drugs that are gonna make you touch all the actors and back em into corners and shit
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shkspr 1 year
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my six pillows and two blankets. and yes they smoke weed
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plasmaniac 7 months
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oh my god i really am a clown
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o-ceti 2 years
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smoking that shit that made willem the foe
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dateamonster 6 months
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ive been doing this thing recently where ill get high and then start to make a post but get distracted so the next day or so ill be like oh i was going to post something! lets see if its still in my drafts.
well.
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crimeronan 2 years
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if it's any consolation, declan DID spend months thinking his last words to matthew were "find your own sweetmetal next time." like that for sure fixed their relationship even if the narrative itself did not. a year later matthew is like "i'm gonna go party and do cocaine lol bye!!!!!" and declan is like [struggle] [struggle] "Okay . I Love You . Call Me If You Need Anything :)"
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groovenians 10 months
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mentally feel like a dog running in a. circle
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