#elon fucking up things

[mudwerks]

The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, April 1954.

Cover by Emsh

SpaceX: elon decided to turn a dial!

#The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction #magazine #cover #art #1954 #elon fucking up things #SpaceX

[crinkle-eyed-boo]

I know we’re like shitposting about the apparent and imminent demise of Twitter but I can’t help but feel like a library is on fire. So much fandom history is potentially going to be lost. I know screen shots and all that are forever and there are tumblr master posts but there’s also something about physically going to Louis’ account and seeing AIMH right there. Or Liam’s snake habitat tweet. Or Niall’s last night was a great night but no one talk to me tweet. All of baby Larry’s lovesick nonsense. IDK man. It’s fucking depressing.

#anyway! #I would not be the fan I am today #without Twitter #from coming up in the Community fandom #finding people who loved this thing #as much as I did #it’s how I met Maggie #and Gillian! #it’s how I found my Doctor Who fandom circle #one of those Twitter friends #brought me HERE #by being like hey did you know #that two of the boys in 1D are in love #So yeah #Twitter is a hellsite #but it also brought me so much #and I’m sad #fuck Elon Musk

[aimbutmiss]

One piece fans on twitter will always have the most ass takes like, all the zoro x robin shippers that shit on frobin constantly and the bonney thirsters... And I just saw someone say the straw hats are unnecessary and luffy should be on his own

THE FUCK YOU MEAN????

Everyone needs to take a media literacy class because wth

#yes I still call it twt fuck elon #im not shitting on any ship im just saying you can enjoy something without attacking others #dont get me started on the bonnie thing i already made a post about that so I'll shut up #DID WE WATCH THE SAME ANIME HOW CAN YOU SAY THESE THINGS #one piece #monkey d. luffy #frobin #jewelry bonney

[theabstruseone]

Okay...okay...so...sososo...you know how Twitter finally made good on revoking all the verified accounts from people who weren't paying the $8/mo asshole tax?

NO!

NO, THEY DIDN'T!

There's no way to automatically remove the verified flag on all the accounts, they would have to have gone account-by-account to remove them individually.

So instead...THEY JUST HID THE CHECKMARK ICON!!

You can still see if an account is legacy verified by putting in the search filter:

filter:verified from:@namehere

Anyone with a legitimate verified account you search for will show up. Anyone with a this-mfer-paid-for-Twitter account won't.

#twitter #twitter fail #twitter blue #elon #elon musk #elongated muskrat #fuck elon musk #twitterpocalypse #PS And his rocket blowed up today #PPS And it blowed up the launch pad #Some poor bastard's minivan got totaled by the flying hunks of concrete #PPS Tesla had to drop all the prices for their new cars because nobody's buying the damned things #PPPS Elon's net worth dropped by $13 billion today alone

[charmac]

x

#gonna go on a parasocial rant for a man i barely care about bc thats where i am #but honestly its actually a little heartbreaking #when you think about the fact that rob #who we know struggled in school and with behavioural issues #was a neurodivergent kid who had no idea what that even was #no resources or labels to help him #is now an adult figuring this all out #and seeing #holy shit this sports team i grew up with and love knows about this too #and theyre doing all of this #like do you realise he was a kid in the 80s with no knowledge of any of this #used sports as an outlet and to bond with his dad #probably imagining if this foundation had existed when he was a kid what that could have done for him #and i now have the money and ability to support this all #so hes donating and posting to raise awareness and encourage support #and he's spending time and money with his soccer team in wales to do this same thing #so neurodivergent kids who love sports are growing up with what he didnt have #and their parents are able to recognise and understand what his couldn't (no fault of their own) #im sorry but youre a very blindly heartless person to think that doesnt matter because rob is NOW rich #why are we acting like hes elon fucking musk #he came from nothing you ALL KNOW HOW SUNNY STARTED!? #yes hes stupid spending his money on nfts and the metaverse #can you not see hes fucking growing... and learning. like. probably through his own kids.... #i dont even care if you dont care #i dont think it matters at all but adamantly shitting on him to his (social media) face is so beyond loser behaviour #holy fucking christ most of twitter now has clearly been educated in the tiktok school of anti capitalism #that they think the moment someone breaks 1mm they lose their history and soul #rob is a centrist he posts copganda he owns a gun and is proud of it but youre biggest issue with him is he won at capitalism? #via doing something not only he loves but YOU love? and have a whole account dedicated to?????? #everyone in his quotes is britta perry from community

[spartanlocke]

I want to leave twitter so much it's unreal but then I remember that despite everything it's still one of the few websites where people actually support artists by sharing and purchasing our art.

Looking at you, tumblr.

#jem blogs #tho is the CP bots get worse probably everyone will end up leaving bc apple and googleplay are gonna dip #elon musk Please Fucking Die Already Challenge #(Apparently impossible because god won't let us have nice things) #twitter #tumblr

[celticbotanart]

WELL, just letting you guys know that my Twitter account got suspended for no fucking reason whatsoever - the email i received says I was suspended for "violating our rules against evading suspension" which literally????? clarifyies 0 things about why this has happened. I'm trying to appeal to bring it back, cause I'm pretty sure this is all some stupid bug mistake, so let's see how it goes. Wish me luck!

#not sure if someone tried to hack me if this is just Elon Muskito doing his shitty job of fucking twitter up or whatever else #thing is my life is already SUCKING as it is and now one of my main sources for commission income is gone - tnx universe I fucking hate yo

[hypodermicfroggy]

Light Pollution

I don't recognize the stars anymore.

Terrestrial life is one of changes It rises, it falls, it expands, it shrinks And while the stars are not immutable Their span is on a much longer scale

These lights above me are not the ones So constant and familiar That my two and four-legged ancestors both Could navigate their way back home by them

These lights are not the twinkling diamonds Born from the exhale of a warm sigh That captured the minds and hearts Of scientists and artisans for centuries

Their sparkle is cold, lifeless metal And impersonal binary. Yet these are not the capsules of my grandparents Crafted with hope and fear and passion

In a time when that vast black above Was not prime real estate to be simply colonized But a terrifying unknown to be respected As well as a new frontier to explore

These are cheap trinkets, baubles Manufactured en masse then left to rot A passing whim of a creator Who thinks himself a god of men But who has already grown bored Of his own toys like a child

They form a dirty choker around a blue wife's neck She has always been faithful to him Even while their heirs slowly poison her While he looks longingly at the mistress Dressed in her tempting shade of blood Waiting down a long and dangerous cosmic hallway

A new star attempts to rise and join its siblings Forced upwards by man's sheer will It rumbles, it roars, it streaks across the sky Searing red as something goes wrong

The chemical smell of fuel instead of wormwood.

Two hundred, five hundred A thousand years ago This would have been regarded as an omen A sign of the coming end of days.

But the true prophets have been blinded Their clear skies clouded by these false stars Placed by a false prophet, a man playing god A father of lies and broken promises of innovation

And so no one listens and heeds the warnings Until his stars come falling down A hundred thousand heralds burning bright Like the stars they pretended to be Revelations that are realized One minute too late

…I don't recognize the stars anymore.

#writing #poetry #Elon Musk #Space X #froggy writes #croak.txt #look I haven't used my writing tag in forever #but tonight I looked up at the sky while taking out trash and didn't recognize the constellations #and this is right after Musk shot off another one of his fucking rockets to boot #so I had a small crisis and ended up feeling some type of way #and writing a poem where I compare Musk to the antichrist is the result #I'm not really a poet or anything #I do not know how professional poets write things #so this may be like...terrible from a technical standpoint #but sometimes words gotta happen #especially when you live 20 minutes away from a billionaire's stupid fucking playground

[heatherchasesyou]

omagaw

#i gen love Tumblr's twitter parody things bcuz it's gen satisfying to notice that #like YES BITCH MOCK W ELON'S UGLY ASS FACE IT'S ALL I WANT 2 SEE EVERY SINGLE DAY PLS KEEP DOING IT Y'ALL #proves this social is way better than twitter #like the default timeline here is the >following< instead of the >for you< section #it's what twitter should have cuz the ppl we follow are the ones who deserve attention at first cuz well if i FOLLOW em that means i want t #SEE what they post bruh #also the tag thing is so fucking good. it works well and at least for me seems to not fuck up the algorithm like twitter does #like if i fill my post with lots of hashtags it'd fuck up everything completely #but w tumblr's tag system it helps to reach a larger audience and make ppl find the stuff you r posting #it's gud if u wanna contribute for a fandom with a fanart and ppl will notice it somehow #love this site fr

[toytulini]

they should make more songs about rats i think

#toy txt post #like just Literally About Rats. or even rat monsters or smth ill accept that #starving for rat songs #songs that are Actually About Rats and not about like. elon musk #dont get me wrong that one is a great song im just bitter cos its named rat and has nothing to do with rats #Kreacher by bridge city sinners understood the fucking assignment. perfection #no other song goes so fucking feral. beautiful. NOW IM THE RAT INSTEAD #other songs that understood the mf assignment: #chip by the real mckenzies #rat queen by the mountain goats #RATS by louie zong #but 4 songs aint enough to properly make my Rat Playlist even if i pad it out with ratatouille and stranger things s2 #WHERE ARE THE RAT SONGS. WHERE ARE THEY. STOP SINGING ABOUT LOVE GOD SHUT UP. #SING ABOUT RATS AND OR WORMS. PLEASE GOD

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

We are really discovering who the harpies of the family are huh

#its weird #because my mum and i have been at each other’s throats for like two months straight #but now we’re united against a common enemy ig??? #like my uncle who wont shut up abt how awful it is that he has to dip into his savings #to fund the funeral #you own two houses. worth millions. shut the fuck up elon musk #and just like. generally degrading everyone #and the other bloodsuckers who will only show up to snoop #feels like its me my mum and my aunt against the rest of the world ngl #bc we’re the only ones really trying to fix things #everyone else is in it for themselves #but even then. mum kept going on abt how she lost a diamond #bc he used to help her when she was looking for work and sort out her documents and stuff #i lost more than a fucking typewriter. i lost my best friend. #every single one of them is convinced theyre just permanently in the right #i want him back #why did the best one of them have to die #AND HIS FUCKING WIFE. #whats the dress code??? have you hired a videographer or should i get my own??? #will not stop texting. #your husband is dead and all you can think about is who’s going to film you at his funeral. #i hate them i hate them all #except my granddad. and the kids

[goth-automaton]

I think I was released from Twitter jail. ^^

#my power was so big it fucked up the whole thing and Elon got scared lol #Hakanate once said

[saintofpride201]

There's like... 5 layers of irony in the existence of Genlock season 2. The theme of the Ship of Theseus being prominent in season 1, and later season 2 being transfered to a different company, with writers, artists, and overall staff being replaced entirely to the point where it's not the same show anymore. The hamfisted anti-capitalist ideology that wasn't present in the first season (or at least not in the way s2 presents it), and the fact that season two is what it is because of greedy capitalistic practices. The fact that a plot point was greed and wanting results as quick as possible (also leading to the plot being rushed), and the fact that season 2 was quickly rushed out with only about a week of marketing out of nowhere.

Just... So many things. They may have had an RT supervisor, but a lot of good THAT did.

#Genlock #Genlock season 2 #I'm still salty that they assassinated Holcroft's entire character just to shit on Elon Musk #We get it. No one likes him. *I* don't like him. But honestly grow the fuck up. #Stop projecting your hatred of real life figures onto fictional characters in shows. It's pathetic. #Also the assassination of Marin. In both senses of the term. #She was a general who cared seriously deeply about ALL her people. But suddenly there's a heel turn where she's not so good anymore. #Retcons everywhere. As a result of writers who knew jack shit about what they were doing and didn't even bother staying consistent- #because they weren't even fans of the source material to begin with. #God I'm just so angry about how they trashed the whole thing. It's been 3 years i know. But i enjoyed the hell outta s1. #It got me through senior year at highschool after rwby v6 ended. And it was so damn cool #I miss it. A lot.

[jimalim]

Ahhhhhh fuck! I forgot to click the little birthday balloon animation on Twitter yesterday!

#im not lying when i say its one if ny favorite things about birthdays #and i cant believe i forgot! #elon has fucked up that site so much it didnt even occur to me to check #(also i know it works cause i just saw someone post a screenshot of it on their own profile for their birthday) #gahhhh

[chikoyama]

(( ok, so i’ve come across posts from people questioning why gojo is so weird when he fights jogo. like, why is he so horny about the volcano man? great, awesome question. here’s my unsolicited take on it.

warning: possible jjk s2e9 spoilers! ))

consider this: fighting is the only moment where gojo is allowed to be 100% his unhinged self, but it's rare that anything or anyone is actually able to hold up against his powers without getting immediately obliterated.

it’s akin to giving a golden retriever a toy that ends up getting destroyed bc pupper played with it a bit too vigorously. when there's no toy left, it means playtime is over. for gojo that leaves him with an overall feeling of unsatisfaction. gojo is that sad pupper who doesn't get enough endorphins released bc no 'toy' can handle him.

so, the fact that jogo can take gojo being somewhat rough towards him is enough to trigger a release of dopamin in gojo, hence the impression of arousal. (i mean.. come on, look at this. the touching, the playfulness? it's just too sensual to mean anything else. also, just to be in the clear, i'm not shipping them, lol).

tbh, i'm just trying to point out that with the immense powers this man bears, it's only natural that he is in a constant state of feeling understimulated.

tying this in with gojo's awful personality, like.. him being annoying af is probably the maximum amount of ‘normalness’ this man can muster without going insane from absolute boredom.

in reality gojo might be holding back bc he knows normal people wouldn’t be able to handle him if he were to fully unleash himself upon them. it might not seem like it, but he’s actually treating every non-enemy with as much care as he possibly can.

conclusion here is that gojo's entire personality revolves around the fact that he's finding himself constantly understimulated. in general, he's just so unimpressed that for him to even get genuinely stirred up, there needs to to be some perversion involved in the act. it just makes sense for me, okay?

so, can you blame gojo for feeling actually excited while fighting mr. volcano head? not really. but is he a freak? definitely. but honestly, shouldn't we just let this man truly enjoy himself for once. just look at how happy he is.

#character analysis #jjk spoilers #i’m not even writing gojo on this blog but whatevs lmao #lol pls don't listen to me i'm just bullshitting i never claimed i was good at writing a compelling argument #this man eats fucking sweets to stimulate his brain ok #he needs a chewing toy and jogo becomes that toy for him #with the amount of power he possesses just imagine the kind of self-restraint it takes for gojo to hold back normally #poor thing is pent-up af #this is where his arrogance comes from as well #he doesn’t expect anyone to be able to handle his ferocity #i might write a short analysis on sukuna as well and draw parallels to elon musk i know it might sound insane but trust me on this #when will this be? idk man probably tomorrow probably never

[grieving-angel-hopeful-demon]

I'm so angry all the time because the world is so bad but I feel like there is nothing I can do about it

You grow up with all the adults say they are sorry we have to inherit their mess, and how it's up to the next generation to fix this, and the world is on your shoulders

And it looks like they aren't doing anything but shoving their problems on the young and all they have given us is a hopeless situation and anxiety with no idea or skills on how we are supposed to fix things because our schools are designed to make factory workers not thinkers and fixers

And you wonder if they really want things to get better or if they want us to shut up and make the rich richer as we die off

#sorry my grandpa was watching the news and I learned the latest fucked up thing Elon Musk did