#em’s nonnies

[studsccsnackavoybambi]

hola peeps

i’m bored…come talk to me (can be about anything whatsoever i just need to keep myself occupied)

as always my inbox is open (anon or not doesn’t matter to me)😁

#em’s random thoughts #em answers #em’s nonnies #your fav blondie #menace child

[foibles-fables]

This may be stupid and a long shot, but do you happen to have those "girl help" memes of Aloy and Talanah being thrown around during a fight? I need them for....scientific research. (A playlist cover.)

PAGING @novastellaris and @tjerra14, do either of y'all have these handy?? If so PLEASE reblog this ask with 'em <3 <3 <3

#we'll find em for you nonny!

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

npd culture is feeling miserable at work because you're just a replaceable nobody in the machine of capitalism and nothing anyone suggests sounds enjoyable until you consider a music career and the more you think about the different aspects of it (creativity, travel, people paying money to come see you, making someone feel something, and all the attention that comes with success) the more you realize that actually sounds great! And when people warn you about how shitty being famous is your thoughts are basically just "Bitch people would fucking worship the ground I walk on that sounds great!"

Anyway. I changed my career path. Might as well shoot my shot.

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#hell yeah nonny go get em #npd culture is #npd #actually narcissistic #actually npd #narcissistic personality disorder #cluster b

[garoujo]

wrapping wriothesley’s knuckles before a fight giving them a kiss for good luck

#ʚ・◞📎 — em entry. #boxer au nonnie i see u i will elaborate on that this week :3

[dnvrsmedia]

Hear me out. Maria hill making you beg her to fuck you in her office and making you call her commander

HOOOOLLLLLLY 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

okay so i added some dumbification bc i’m a whore for it

Maria calling you into her office but as soon as you walk through the door she’s got a hand on your throat. she used your body to slam the door shut. Her wet and skilled mouth bites up your neck to the spot she knows that makes your knees weak. immediately you start to feel all fuzzy for her. you let out several whimpers, yet you never use your words. you’re too lost in the feeling of her biting, sucking, gripping, and grinding on you. she’s everywhere yet nowhere since she’s not where you need her the most. she pulls back and looks darkly into your eyes before cupping your heat. you let out a loud wantonly moan with no care about who could hear. she loves making you dumb for her. the only thing you can think about is how good she’s making you feel. you need more. you purposefully grind your center into her hand. that doesn’t last very long as she uncups her hand and tisks.

“you gotta beg for it, baby girl.” you whine again, words aren’t coming to your mind.

“does your commander already have you so dumb? you poor thing, not a thought in that head, huh?” she places a gentle kiss to the corner of your mouth. you lunge forward to try and capture her lips into yours. you almost throw a fit when she moves her head back with s smirk.

“oh my sweet little bunny, didn’t you hear me?” she says with fake pity. “i’m not doing anything until you use that pretty little brain if yours. beg for me.” she grips the hair at the nape of your neck and pushes you onto your knees. you burry your head into her upper thigh. maria deviously smirks as she sees you physically freeze. she’s strapped. the thought of her wearing her strap to work makes you dizzy.

maria cups your face in her hand and caresses your cheek with her thumb. her thumb passes over your lips before emerging inside your mouth.

“fuck bunny, you look so needy like this. i know you want more, babe. all you have to do is use those words if yours. i know you can do it honey, come one sweetheart. you don’t wanna make your commander wait, isn’t that right baby?” she raises one eyebrow and stares into your soul.

“please” you managed to whimper out pathetically.

maria’s face lights up and she removes her thumb from inside your mouth. she chuckles at you pouting.

“please what?” your thighs clench. you love calling her by her title. she gets so worked up hearing it from you.

“please, commander.” you whine as she smiles wide

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anon lemme smooch you this is such a good concept!!!! i need to make this into a full on fic are you KIDDING MEEE!!!!

#dnvrsmedia #mcu #maria hill x y/n #maria hill x you #maria hill angst #maria hill x fem reader #maria hill fluff #maria hill smut #maria hill x reader smut #maria hill imagine #maria hill hc #maria hill #wlw and nblw #marvel fic #mcu blurb #nonnie #ask em!

[sillyfairygarden]

would you ever consider coloring your own dtiys challenge ? it’d be fun to see !

should i…. 👁️

#honestly i wasn’t considering it… but now you’ve got me thinking #we’ll put it down as a maybe. when i need a stress free colouring project i might do some of em :D #thank u for the ask nonnie ^_^ #thello babbles #thellodtiys

[taintedcigs]

sometimes i just wanna turn off anon forever and say whtever tf i want and not have to tip-toe around everything i say bc some anons love to twist my words and try their hardest to make me seem horrible but i also love the sweet/horny anons too much. sigh.

#em talks #i will not do it i luv u sweet nonnies🫂

[thesilliestofgals]

I know I mentioned in my Brooke post that I'd elaborate on my idea of a potential story arc that would utilize her more if asked, but I just can't keep it to myself anymore. SO!

The arc's main antagonist would be some old, possibly conservative Narrator, who takes one look at the story of EAH and goes "oh I can fix it" and just. Takes over the story! I'd think because of this Narrators' status, there wouldn't be too much pushback, at least from the adults. But Brooke? Brooke is furious.

Her blood boils further once she sees this Narrator's plan. This Narrator basically rewinds time and starts the story of EAH from the very beginning, and it's very obvious this Narrator doesn't really know what he/she/they are doing. Our cast are wildly ooc in the worst way, and everything about the story is just... wrong. None of the cast remember the original timeline/story, except for Kitty and Maddie (the rest of the Wonderlandians have severe deja vu), and maybe Milton and Giles.

Brooke confronts the Narrator, and, in a fit of rage, the Narrator, through some way or another, forces her into the story to get the obstacle out of the way.

The narrative/universe/lore/whatever bends to adjust to this new addition, and two results can happen:

A) Brooke becomes the daughter of the March Hare (idea courtesy of @calebs-hangout-corner).

B) Brooke becomes a "background character", but keeps her powers, to an extent.

Whatever happens, Brooke reunites with Kitty and Maddie, and with the help of the Wonderlandians (and maybe Giles?) work together to get the story back to normal.

I don't exactly know what the overarching message of this arc would be... something something rewriting can be bad sometimes IDK

ANYWAYS that's the gist of it, feel free to ask questions, or add your own ideas! :)

#nonny's nonsense #ever after high #eah #brooke page #kitty cheshire #madeline hatter #the rest of the Wonderlandians i'm too lazy to tag all of em #milton grimm #giles grimm

[quiveringdeer]

how would u imagine bertholdt who knows his true potential? he’s no longer timid or passive and he knows how much power he has

Ok. So Bertie comin into his own would definitely be an adjustment for folks. I mean I kinda think about it as the Bertholdt we see when Rei is down for the count and Bert is confronting the others at the last battle at Shiganshina.

He got that bass in his voice and doesn't mince his words. His mind is made up and even if he doesn't like what's gotta happen, he's prepared to see it through. Gots to see it through ma boy. 🥲

But in terms of him being this way in NOT such sad situations. I think much of that holds true. I still don't think that power would go to his head though. He's always going to be a sweetheart as long as the safety of his loved ones isn't at stake.

I'm kinda waffling back in forth in my head between like semi canon verse and modern au verses thinkin about this which is making some things hard to parse out.

But I don't know if I can ever see him "throwing his weight around" in ways of intimidation or such. I see Bertie more as a--carries a big stick but doesn't necessarily care if anyone notices or not cause if the time comes they'll figure out their mistake quick enough? Like I've never watched Peaky Blinders, but that clip of the brothers showin up and the two who aren't actually in charge are makin a big show like they are while main dude is all silent, laid back and chill?

Which is now makin me pine for some Mafia/Crime Boss Bertholdt hcs.....👀

#so even a tall mf is still probs lookin up at him 😗 #and his expression is so disappointed #as he casually tells the guy that he's really appreciated all the hard work he's done for him #and that he knows sometimes things get hard and you gotta make some tough choices for yourself and your family #but you also need to own up to those choices when given the opportunity #cause if he would just confessed this would go a lot more smoothly but...he wont have to worry about his family at least #cause he'll make sure they're nice and cared for with the #bertholdt hoover #bertholdt headcanons #nat talks aot #nonnie #answered asks #if you got crime boss bertie recs or hcs send em in!!!! #like just the thought of him casually playing the piano while some light interrogation goes on #someone really fucked up and he's casually asking them what happened #even tho he already knows what happened #while he plays some pretty lil melody on the piano and they're thinkin maaaaaybe they may get off the hook #cause he's always so mild mannered and hell even caring towards his employees and such #henchman are employees technically right? #anywho #he finishes up the song after being like--you sure that's what happened? #and they're nodding like yep boss that's how it went down #And bertie just stops playing and sighs heavily--all---i really wish you werent making this decision #then he's standing ...rolling the sleeves of his white button down up over those nice ass forearms of his 👀 #like the crisp white linen or silk contrasted against his tanned skin is SENDING ME right now 😩 #not to mention the way the veins in his forearms and tendons in his fingers are moving as he flexes them #going over to poor dude and casually brushing some imperceptible dirt or lint off his shoulders #cupping his big ol hands over guys' shoulders and squeezing as he looks down into his eyes #cause lets not forget bert is just over 6'3life insurance" payout #and then Bertholdt grabs home dude by the throat and just wails on him with his fists 😳

[studsccsnackavoybambi]

Handwriting reveal?

omg this is probs the oddest anon question i’ve gotten…not that i have many anons to begin with (side note: inbox is always open for anything😁)

i love how y’all are so curious about my handwriting even tho when i was younger i was always told it was horrible

i never write anything besides stuff for school so here is a lovely pic of my bio classwork about the digestive system🤷🏼‍♀️

thanks abbs for making my nonnies curious about my handwriting @1-800-iluvhockey

#em answers #em’s nonnies #em’s random thoughts #abs & em #your fav blondie

[khihi]

Only half joking? 😅

...you mean the tag about one of the crew being on here? lol i can't be certain of anything anymore, that moaning clip feels so directed at us

#this took me a minute to work out what you were talking about nonny lmao #in seriousness i dont think any of em are actually on here though there's a chance the joke broke containment onto a site they DO frequent #but with that being said if this is the mole i sWEAR TO GOD #käärijä

[whotookmysenbon]

Can I just gaze at your face, counting each and every freckle while feeding you dango? Maybe some head scratches. Is that alright with you?

Hmmm…. Counter offer, you take me on a regular dango date and then we head to my place for tea? 10:30 tomorrow morning at that little shop on the corner of the marketplace, I’ll be waiting~ ;)

#Sorry to disappoint but I don’t actually freckle that much #most of them are on my back and shoulders… #which I’m more than willing to show you if you decide you want a dinner date instead~ #I don’t do well with people touching me without a clear goal #So as absolutely lovely as laying with my head in someone’s lap while they feed me Dango and play with my hair sounds #it also leaves my throat very exposed #and leaves me prone to anything passing by #and I just wouldn’t be able to relax #sorry nonnie #genma shiranui #shiranui genma #tokubetsu jonins shenanigans #[I can’t tell if people like the fuckboy genma posts or the mother hen posts more and the fact he’s both is so funny to me -Em]

[garoujo]

i should never have been let loose in harajuku today i spent every ounce of money in my wallet

#ʚ・◞📎 — em entry. #i had to sprint to an ATM #i had 1000 yen left :3 #well #i got some super cute skirts and a cool jacket and cool sweaters / cardigans #EVERYTHING FITS SO PERFECTLY HERE I CANT HELP IT #nonnie asking for my itinerary i swear i will try gather it together to post for u !

[saerins]

I HALF PREDICTED THE ENDING (more like a quarter......maybe a fifth)

- Regina George/Truck-kun anon

REGINA TRUCK NONNIE !!! i almost isekai’d someone else but it wasn’t mirin :p hehehe

#I WANTED TO KILL EM SO BAD #mail : regina george truck kun nonnie <3

[sailor-aviator]

I think YOU might be sleeping on how husband fish boy is. Obsessively in love? Will do anything to protect her? Wants her so bad you know he’s fucking his hand every time he so much as think about her! Now maybe it’s because I haven’t read DHTN yet but I don’t think you’re giving MMATS Jake enough credit for being the best Jake

Well, now you’re just not playing fair, I think. You can’t just drop THAT and expect me to go on as usual??

Because he SO does. But I raise you the happiness speech of Chapter Seven of DHTN.

Nonny, my homework for you is to go and read DHTN and then come back and tell me if your opinion has changed 😉

#answered #anonymous #hey nonny nonny #dhtn #mmats #meet me at the sea #don’t hang ’em til noon #let’s discuss who the best Jake is

[vcrnons]

thoughts on TWS, the new pledis boy group that's debuting in january?

i mean. the only thing i know about them is their name, so i was probably the worst person to ask this to im sorry 😭

#💌 - mailbox. #💝 - nonnie. #svt seem hyped for them and very brotherly already which is very cute #im still very new here in the grand scheme of things so like. I don’t know how this works #but I haven’t seen really anything about them at all so it’s difficult to have an opinion at this stage. ygm? #like. I hope they’re not all still actual children? or at minimum i hope if they are a young young group that they are looked after well #and if their music is good I’m sure I’ll give em a listen! I wish good things for them for sure #it’s just. and this has been the case with me personally for years. I struggle when artists are very very young because all I can ever think #about is like. this young person is surely very talented but they could not buy a glue stick or a pair of scissors #and then I get the yikes thinking about how much pressure they’re facing meanwhile when I was 15/16 I cried if I ripped my tights. yk #and the industry seems very competitive and people online can be brutal over the tiniest little things #I went on a tangent. anyway #sorry this is probably miles away from the answer you wanted nonnie😭 i just don’t know anything 😭🩵