Girls be fighting demons and the demons are not getting to fuck their girlfriend behind the wheel
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I have never (until now) read a book written after 1900 that made me wish there were sparknotes but TLT has broken that seal
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this is how i’m making my return to tumblr
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“Good morning citizens of Heaven and those beyond! I hope everyone had a wonderful night! I can't wait to get today started– something tells me it's going to be a wonderful day!”
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this weekend is my 25th birthday weekend! i’m gonna have a lot goin on over the weekend and on monday (actual birthday hehe) so i’ll likely miss the update for fotv this week. i was gonna try to update early but it just got away from me this week. trying to make this chapter an especially good one! thx for understanding <3
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me: now that i've finished steddie bang idk what i'm going to work on next
project list:
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This is the stupidest thing I've ever spent an hour and a half on. Hello Sleep Token fandom have this joke I am certain is made 400 times a day
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New sucsession episode makes me wanna get a divorce
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MY WIFEEEEE
(and by me, i of course mean one mr finance jimmy)
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i love punished melanie so much. is she single. does she want knives. can i offer her a blorbo to kill (or smething)
she grudgingly accepts your affection!!
she *is* single x) i don't think any version of mel is actually dating anyone lmaoo they're all too. well. melanie-y for that. and she's never going to say no to knives, cmon now! they don't even give her scalpels in her workplace. it's ridiculous. she should have become a doctor at this rate.
she'd hmmmm. traditionally she only kills customers who are dicks purely because its like. the worst thing you could be in her eyes at this point. like yeah you can run a human experimentation lab but as long as you're nice to the guy who makes the coffee you're alright in her eyes(/hj) but honestly she'll take anyone at this rate! let her murder rex. as a treat. no don't i like that guy but you get me
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I would like to formally apologize to every millennial I’ve made fun of internally when they said it was impossible to make friends after college. Well.
They weren’t lying
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