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#ep 9 vulture clash
18catsreading · 2 months
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I love the rat. I love the rat so much.
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figscigfigs · 2 months
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my favorite moments of episode 9 of fantasy high junior year!!:
the vulture king being silly and accommodating ("kiss him!!!" "no i know that's a trick" *fig kisses him on the beak* "okay so he's into it")
zac’s tactical yorbies “are you a god?” “i don’t know man”
slow bus on grass, ruben chasing it, and tucker, the illusory man who doesn’t know he’s an illusion (also murph’s reaction to the bus “what’s is wanda’s actual deal?!?!?!”)
“do you have a fucking warrant”
kristen rolling really well to get the rat’s attention and then gorgug just saying “kristen i don’t know if it can vote”
there’s definitely no rat stores with rat mannequins in the rat world under the school…
“sick, we’re gonna find your husband” “or wife” “or wife!! or…. partner”
the discovery of yolanda and lucy and the half done cleanup/reporting stuff actually stressed my tf out and i didn’t appreciate it however kristen’s ritual was so beautiful and she got her spells back!!
IDENTITY SPELL!!! ("i actually really like you" “who said that” “figeroth faeth" "oh! i like you too!! you've ever considered learning me?? you could multiclass wizard!!" "yeah... add it to the fucking pile")
fabian spending money to help his friends on their relaxation rolls
GORGUG STOOD UP TO PORTER YEAHHHHHH (“is this you oinking at an officer of the law?”)
AYDA MENTION!!!!!!!
clamface cunthead
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feelingtheaster99 · 20 days
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Riz playing out talking to his mom and saying he feels like he should to hang out with her and do a picnic or something but he really really wants to ask her about her case
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verosvault · 2 months
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18catsreading · 2 months
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Fabian: hi
Rat: hi there
Fabian: how are you?
Rat: I'm okay. You gonna come here and step on me?
Fabian: no, actually, we wanted to know more about the steppers.
Rat: well, all right
Fabian: what can you tell us?
Rat: there's a bunch of people who come here and step in us, and they attack us with swords, and they shoot spells.
Fabian: okay, great. Hey, okay --
Emily/Fig: can I Minor illusion Lucy Frostblade? Ask the last time it saw this girl.
Fabian: okay, do you see this person? When's the last time you saw them?
Emily/Fig: I do like a nice photo shoot, like a prom queen photo shoot.
Brennan: I just hit a nat 20 on this rat's history check.
Lou: okay!
Ally: this rat was best friends with Lucy before she died!
Brennan: you see the rat looks and he says [as Rat]: aw jeepers, she was always really nice.
Fig: did she have tension with the other ones?
Rat: well, you know, we didn't like her at first because she used to come here and kill us all the time. But some time last year or something like that she started to bring us back from the dead after her friends left.
Fabian: oh
Siobhan/Adaine: oh, that's nice
Fabian: that's so sweet
Siobhan/Adaine: that is nice
Emily/Fig: oh my goodness
Fabian: wait, is there a place that they hung out in the woods, or particularly liked? Did you guys ever have a --
Kristen: what's their zone
Fabian: -- a lair, or their nest?
Rat: they sorta hung out all over, but there's a place where I go sometimes because it was the last place I -- uh, I'm not supposed to say nothin'.
Fabian: No, no, no
Kristen: hey that's okay.
Fabian: You can talk to us.
Gorgug: what's it saying, Fabian?
Fabian: it's having kind of an emotional moment.
Fig: I know how to handle this! I'll minor illusion a sexy rat
Fabian: no, come on! Come on, dude! Dude!
Ally/Kristen: I step on the sexy rat
Rat: Aaaahhhhh!
Fabian: sorry, no! We're not those guys
Brennan: aaahhh! Aaahhh!
Kristen: sorry, sorry, that was fake! That was fake! She was so sexy
Brennan: aaahhhh!
Fabian: you know that's triggering for me!
Kristen: can you get a little rat stuffed animal out of your coat?
Fabian: you know that's triggering for me!!
Adaine: oh yes, a little rat
Ally/Kristen: we get a little rat stuffed animal out of the coat. It's extra tiny and it can hold it while it's --
Rat: it's like a Mannequin, like they have in rat stores.
Fabian: I'm sorry? I'm sorry? Wait, hold on, what'd you just say?
Rat: what?
Adaine: you have rat stores?
Rat: what?
Fabian: what'd you say? Rat store?
Rat: there's not a rat world under the school.
Adaine: what
Rat: what
Gorgug: I don't know what he's saying
Fabian: he's talking about rat stores under the school.
Gorgug: got it
Fabian: where you can get rat mannequins
Riz: steer it back! Steer it back, Fabian! All we hear is squeaking, steer him back!
Fabian: I'm sorry it's just interesting you know? Did you guys know about rat world? Now we do!
Gorgug: just keep going!
Riz: where was Lucy Frostblade?
Fabian: all right, nobody else wanted to eat the fucking tongue or the organs
Adaine: you volunteered!
Riz: you volunteered so hard!
Fabian: it made it better!
Ally/Kristen: I'm petting the rat, I'm trying to keep it kinda calm.
Brennan's rat's sort of crying a little bit
Kristen: aw, it looks sad
Fabian: I know it would be hard for you, but it would mean a great deal to us - and that person - if you could show us that place.
Rat: all right. I could take you. It takes about two days to get there.
Adaine: we can carry you!
Fig: oh that's two days for you
Riz: two days Rat Time
Kristen: tell him we could carry him
Fabian: we can carry you
Rat: okay
Fabian: we move faster than the wind
Fig: do you wanna ride -- ask him if he wants to ride the skateboard
Fabian: do you want to ride in a skateboard? Do they have those in your rat world?
Rat: a skateboard?
Kristen: make the battle sheet into a Baby Björn for the rat
Fabian: okay. We're gonna wrap you up and put you on the skateboard
Rat: Lucy used to call me Spot
Fabian: Spot?
Spot: mmhmm
Fig: tell him that we are to help Lucy and so if he can help us we can help Lucy
Fabian: we're trying to help Lucy, so if you can help us --
Brennan: go ahead and give me persuasion with advantage
Ally: yess
Emily/Fig: do you want a bardic?
Lou/Fabian: yea, can I get one? D8?
Emily/Fig: yea
Murph/Riz: be so careful
Lou: okay I got a 19 plus 8 so that's 27 [goes to Rolla. D8]
Murph: maybe you don't need it
Ally: you don't need it, then, you don't need it.
Murph: you could save it, right?
Ally: it could kill the rat, honestly. Imagine the Rat getting bonked in the head by a a fucking skateboard wheel.
Lou/Fabian: it's my bardic, so I think I would be the one.
Zac/Gorgug: it's up to you
Fabian: I mean, what do you guys ...? Eh. *Rolls the dice* 3! 30
Brennan: you see Spot goes [as Spot]: yea, absolutely! You can come with me right now. I'll show you where it is.
Fabian: fantastic
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18catsreading · 2 months
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Fig giving Tucker an existential crisis 😂😂💀
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18catsreading · 2 months
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Adaine: what if we go to the woods and talk to the rats?
Fig: yea, I feel like --
Adaine: cuz I bet --[overlapping chatter]
Fabian: yes, if I eat a bunch of organs, we can speak to animals
Adaine: yeah, you eat a bunch of organs. The vulture gave us the power to speak to animals.
Fabian: yes I have the Tongue of the Vulture King.
Fig: you know what, I'm gonna summon 1d4 vultures that I can't ... [control]
Brennan: roll 1d4
Emily: two
Brennan: two vultures appear and *feather flapping noises*
Fabian: can I shoot one with my uh, my uh [makes a gun motion]
Brennan: *squawks and thumps his hand on the table like a falling vulture*
Fabian: all right if I eat this --
Kristen: woah!
Fabian: -- I can talk to the rats!
Kristen: woah!
Riz: we have to get there first. hang on to it.
Fabian: just tell me when!
Riz: hey, it's gotta rot.
Fabian: I just, I, you know --
Riz: just leave it out
Fabian: I don't have a bunch of ideas!
Fig: I think you should eat it. [overlapping chatter]
Fabian: now?
Riz: no! [Overlapping chatter]
Gorgug: this is my yard
Fabian: ew, it's nasty!
Gorgug: did you think it was gonna be good?
Fabian: I don't know!
Fig: maybe it's an acquired taste?
Fabian: can we get some hot sauce before we leave?
Gorgug: no. eat it now.
Wilma: Fabian you want some hot sauce?
Gorgug: don't give him hot sauce, Mom.
Fabian: can I have some hot sauce? We're gonna go to the woods and I'm gonna eat this.
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18catsreading · 2 months
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Emily/Fig: I steer the minor illusion away and then drop the disguise. Then walk back and say [as Fig]: what happened? I was taking a shit.
Ruben: I fuckin' knew it! Gey outta my way! Wanda!
Brennan: you see, you hear a voice right behind you as you come back. [As Agent Clark]: yeah, I'm actually interested if anyone else saw what that kid saw. [As Brennan]: and you see there's an Aarakocra in a suit looking around being like: "did anyone here just see a bus pull off? An incredibly slow small bus?
The bad kids: nooo
Riz: why would a bus drive on the grass? that seems strange.
Adaine: that's crazy
Gorgug: do you have a warrant?
Agent Clark: hm?
Gorgug: do you have a fucking warrant?
Ally: Gorgug needs everyone gone yesterday.
Gorgug: I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.ally: Do you have a fucking warrant?
Zac/Gorgug: Wrap it up people!
Agent Clark: just enjoying the festival, man, sorry
Gorgug: *snorts like a pig*
Brennan: as he leaves you see a little halfling in the corner who goes "hell yeah!"
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18catsreading · 2 months
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Oh nooo. Oh no.
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18catsreading · 2 months
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Fabian: it's tasting me and I'm tasting it!
Fig: yea you're French kissing it!
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18catsreading · 2 months
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Omg the vulture riddle. I'm so dead. I'm gonna try not to spoiler things for this episode cuz its just amazing. You should experience this unspoiled in the wild! The vulture dimension vibe is just great.
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figscigfigs · 2 months
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just two sleepy guys… one might even say exhausted
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feelingtheaster99 · 20 days
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“Do you have a fucking warrant?”
Gorgug has met his LIMIT of people being in his home 🤣
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feelingtheaster99 · 20 days
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Let’s fucking GOOOO Gorgug, you GET that MCAT signed
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feelingtheaster99 · 20 days
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OH MY GOSH BRENNAN’S DELIGHT AT BREAKING ZAC
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feelingtheaster99 · 20 days
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The tension Brennan built before saying “the body of… Yolanda Badgood” 😱
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