#comedy sniper

[feelingtheaster99]

“Do you have a fucking warrant?”

Gorgug has met his LIMIT of people being in his home 🤣

#then the PIG noises as he walks away #gettem Gorgug #gorgug says acab #dimension 20 #d20 #acab #even fictional ones apparently #agent clark #agent cuspin clark #gorgug thistlespring #its gorgug keep going #like keep going all the fucking way home #Zac really embodied Gorgug’s anger in that moment #zac oyama #Zac Oyama comedy sniper #comedy sniper #live reaction #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #fhjy ep 9 #vulture clash spoilers #vulture clash

[frootertooter]

I think one of my favourite things about Sniper is just how flip flop he is between "cool misunderstood loner mercenary", "chill guy just doin his 9/5 job", and "guy you'd get into an overly heated childish argument with at a children's cricket game"

Like these are two adjacent comic panels:

Not only that, but a lot of his in game voice lines reflect that stupidly funny flipfloppidness too- The contrast between his domination lines at the start of the below video and at the end I think show it best kskdf

Sure Sniper you might act cool headed or menacing and all that + have some angsty lore, but you also throw jars of piss at people and have a backstory that is a literal goofy ass parody of Superman’s?? (Yet even then as ridiculous as it may be, Valve still somehow turns the botched Superman parody backstory into something that gives his character depth???)

I'm just a massive fan of how Valve writes and portrays their characters in TF2 kskdf

#Valve's ability to balance slapstick comedy with interesting narratives my beloved #tf2 sniper #tf2 #i dunno why i made this post im just kinda bored lmao #Youtube

[fivedollarfred]

Behold! The picture I started months ago, lost motivation for, and have been finishing up the past four days!!! I'm so happy how their faces turned out :,)

I have the headcanon that Scout is really good at throwing basically anything, including knives. I mean, need I bring up le Guillotine?

The program crashed right as I was finishing it up and let me tell you I almost had a heart attack!

#digital art #fanart #digital painting #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #krita #kritaart #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #They have a older brother younger brother dynamic #and no one can convince me otherwise! #There's so much comedy potential! #And tragedy potential! #Finishing this has granted me inner peace

[tngmpersonal]

#Valve #Comedy Central #Team Fortress #South Park #Scout #Soldier #Pyro #Demoman #Heavy #Engineer #Medic #Sniper #Spy #Saxton Hale #Ms. Pauling #Merasmus #Stan Marsh #Kyle Broflovski #Eric Cartman #Kenny McCormick #Butters Stotch #Wendy Testaburger

[aaa-comics]

A Very Team Fortress All Hallow's Eve

Happy Halloween and Happy Scream Fortress to all the TF2 players out there!

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 monoculous #tf2 merasmus #my art #web comics #halloween #cartoon #comedy

[catgirlscout]

This is peak comedy to me. The Germans in the fanbase will get it.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #sniper #tf2 sniper #tf2 meme #tf2 german joke #peak comedy #litterboxart

[pochapal]

a 9/11 plane has just struck pochapal headquarters (i watched a new piece of doctor who content and developed Thoughts about it)

#:) #one off children's comedy special gag makes reference to the disruption of canon. and i was supposed to just resist that siren's call huh #there are still government snipers preventing me from talking at length about this show. believe me this is for the good of everyone

[mickmundy]

sorry im on my phone and cant do a like. Better Edit of this but i cannot stop thinking about sniper in one of those shitty inflatable pools with a Margarita In A Can in his hand and half of his body Not in the pool like it's Consuming me.....

also i think scout would text sniper like this like "hey stupid (message that conveys that he Sincerely Cares about him)" KSDFKSKDFKSKDFKSDF like if you didn't know either of them these texts would look mean. but its not mean its just their banter

#also i dont really see sniper as scouts Dad (or even a father figure... LOL) #so just ignore that and focus on the part that matters. The Comedy and the Image #unfunnypages #portraitposting #dutchfoolery #me when i remember i have a tumbler and i dont have to limit my shitposts to tweeter

[exactamations]

my first animation [sfm]

#fortnite #tf2 sniper #tf2 #outerportal #funny #vote #art #comedy #music #fanart #outeportal #repost #gay #lesbian #pride #kissingthehomiesgoodnight

[tf2fansderogatory]

This is a minor one but spy uses his cigarette to “point” to things subconsciously. He can also do it if his hands are full but he just does it subconsciously now.

By the comedically wacky rules of the tf2 universe I also bet that somehow spy figures a way to 'flip the bird' at his coworkers via ciggy pointing aswell lol

Eventually someone figures it out what when spy does it and turns out he just flips off sniper whenever he sees him (or something idk)

#Answered by ghost fish #Ty for the ask! #Spy tf2 #Sniper tf2 #Comedy ensues /j #Tf2 shitpost(?) #Cw(?) Swearing/offensive gestures

[starlightsinger32]

TF2 as John Mulaney Quotes

Just to be clear, I don't support his infidelity. However, I love his old comedy...such a dilemma.

Anyways:

Scout: Oh well, thank you for asking. You know how I'm filled with rage? I'm so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it so...eggs.

Sniper: No one look at me or I'll kill myself!

Soldier: If you even fucking look at the hospital, I will stomp you to death with my hooves. I dare you to do it, I want-I want you to do it so I can stomp you with my hooves I'm so fucking crazy!

Demo: And I had that thought. That only blackout drunks, and Steve Urkel can have....Did I do that?

Medic: Take your god damn epi-pen and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Spy: And I said no. You know, like a liar.

Pyro: Did that make you uncomfortable? Well guess what? You're adults, and he's not even here! ...and he's sittin' five feet away from you, he's still got blood on his shoes, and he's looking at you IN THE EYE

Heavy: Shut up, you're all going to die.

Engineer: Okay, and everyone died. Now, how'd you like to be inside and outside at the same time? Well let me introduce you to-and again, my condolences to everyone-THE GAZEBO!

Miss Pauling: Okay. OKay. Okay. OKay. Okay. OKay.

All the mercenaries: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #tf2 soldier #comedy

[feelingtheaster99]

“I’ll have the lobster bisque…”

Gosh, Zac Oyama comedy sniper strikes again 🤣

#dimension 20 #d20 #zac oyama #Zac Oyama comedy sniper #comedy sniper #one line wonder over there #just the lifting of the character sheet as a menu #I fucking love Zac Oyama #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy ep 8 #fracas at the frostyfair folk festival spoilers #fracas at the frostyfaire folk festival #live reaction

[sexynetra]

girl, just read the sss and omg this next chapter gonna be so funny, cant wait!

*laughing nervously*

There should be some good humor! And also uhhhhhhh other things 😅

#desperately trying not to spoil things bc the snipers will take me out if i do #they’re on the roof they’re pointing the guns at me the targets on my forehead rn #anyways I’m hoping there’s some comedy interwoven in the chapter! #but it should be an uh #emotional journey #a rollercoaster one might say #rawnsyf #running away will never set you free #luxx is funny though she’s my silly little girl :)

[spygender]

i haaaaate the conception of blu spy as basically. a sexually harassing asshole. like why. where does he Ever act like that in canon. point it out to me. show me. why are you willfully characterizing him as a gross asshole. it's not romantic or funny or cute.

#blu spy in canon is like either #1. the butt of the joke for violent physical comedy #2. tired and exasperated #3. telling sniper ''lol you're going to kick my ass? you're going to run 5 miles away and shoot me and kick my ass? lol'' *gets jarated*

[enevera]

i L and r for the ask game :333

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

time/dimension travel my most beloved u mean sooooooooo much to me holding u softly always mhm mhm

L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

uhhhh it depends. i edit and revise as i go and usually i dont edit that much, which is a bit why writing takes me so fucking long. usually if youre reading it, thats exactly as it looked when i was writing it with maybe a few grammar and phrase corrections and changes lol

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

not.. really? i write how i write, i write how i think and see things. the words i put on the page are there bc i think they get the imagery i wanted across best and i dont really think i have any stylistic techniques borrowed from anyone consciously.

though i will say that if i wrote more light hearted stuff, i'd have to go ahead and say the squire's tales by gerald morris, pjo obvi, the wondla series by tony diterlizzi, and, in terms of fic: snipers (if u like fma and wanna see the hp wizards get kinda owned for 80 chapters while ed cusses to high heaven, this is the fic for u), reasearch and smoothies, and this fic which helped me realize how much i love nonlinear narratives lol

ask game!!

#snipers is long but it is sooo fucking worth it lmao #insanely fun comedy writing #askask #friend tag #sorry this took so long i was doing a thinggg #this is basically a fic and book rec toward the end lol

[batshit-auspol]

I really enjoy this blog so much. Gimme your most favorite batshit auspolitics moment from the 2000s to 2010s. please. i am morbidly curious.

2007: The APEC conference, where all global leaders converge in one city to pretend like they're doing things, is to be held in Sydney, Australia. With the war on terror in full swing, security is at a maximum, and large swathes of the city are placed behind a giant multi-layered steel fence to keep the world leaders far away from the unwashed masses.

Attempting to ward off trouble, organisers of the conference hold a meeting with notorious political comedy prank group "The Chaser", to tell them they are, under absolutely no circumstances getting anywhere near any world leaders, and to not even bother trying.

"The whole perimeter is secure," security forces told them sternly. "The only thing getting through that fence is a motorcade."

24 hours later The Chaser were on their way towards the fence with a motorcade.

Now a few things should have tipped off security guards that this fake Canadian motorcade was not a the real deal. Number one: Canada wasn't at the conference, number two: no country has actually had security running alongside cars since the 60s, and three: most security guards don't carry video cameras with them or passes that read "this is fake".

Nevertheless the ruse was more successful than anyone had anticipated, and The Chaser team were happily waved into the most secure area on planet earth by police, who informed the incognito comedians that "the road is yours."

Reaching the outside of George Bush's hotel, the pranksters now began to worry that they were never going to be stopped by police and decided to get out of the car and walk back to the fence.

While dressed as Osama Bin Laden.

At this point all hell broke loose. Snipers were locked on. Confused police scrambled, and immediately arrested the whole group, only breathing a sigh of relief when they saw the words "Chaser" on the fake security passes.

Bizarrely the police opted to give a full escort to the guy dressed in a suit, and allowed the other man cosplaying as the world's most wanted terrorist to just casually walk out on his own before booking him at the perimeter.

The Chaser team said that while being put in a cell overnight wasn't fun, they were less stressed after police started visiting to ask for photos and signatures.

The prank group were later hauled before the courts and threatened with a massive fine, but the case was eventually dropped after they successfully argued that it's not technically breaking-in if the cops happily wave you into a high security zone.

Needless to say they have changed that law for future APECs.

Making light of the situation, the prank group also returned to the site a few days later dressed as carboard cars, to see just how flimsy a disguise could get past police.

This time at least, they were not let in.

#australia #auspol #history #fun facts