#even tho it was a 'shitty' pokemon
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Hmm Tanza mountain Meteor Base was where I stopped playing last time
Nice to see Laura didn't leave any corpses unlike Saphira did.
#I'm not the biggest fan of murder of the nameless mooks even if they are shitty#from what I've heard I'm not gonna like Titania's actions tho#lemon plays#pokemon#pokemon reborn
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Hi dad. I got an angsty one for ya.
How would the slashers (anyone you wanna write for, as many or few as you want) react to a reader who they've kinda fallen for and acts comfortable around them, but is really just putting up an act to stay alive? maybe the reader could fall for them, but they're scared out of their mind and Stockholm syndrome isn't happening. 😈😈😈
Trigger of love
Headcanons
☆STARRING☆
☆Brahms Heelshire☆
☆Michael Audrey Myers☆
☆ Jason Voorhees ☆
☆ Jesse Cromeans ☆
Tw: major character death, description of injuries and bones breaking, canon violence, mature language, toxic relationships, mentions of blood, description of mental illness
A/n: THIS IS THE JUICIEST TASTIEST ANGST REQUEST EVER BRO. so happy to finally have the opportunity to write it, even tho it has taken me ages but I'VE DONE FINALLY. That's my shit right here, really tragic stories with really tragic endings and never ending dramas ANYWAY ENJOY
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BRAHMS HEELSHIRE:
I genuinely think brahms would end up killing you
LET ME EXPLAIN OKAY? DON'T COME AT ME
he wouldn't do it on purpose, it would be something accidental. Your behaviour would bring out the worst tantrum ever in history
Not your fault bro I know but it is what it is
The fact is that everytime brahms does something bad it has some sort "justification"
Like Idk if it makes sense but take greta for example
He did all those things at the beginning cause she was breaking the rules, and he killed Cole cause he was hurting her
You're not doing anything wrong but at the same time he's hypersensitive to people's behaviour so he knows you're not really doing it because you love him but more because you fear him
It's like living with his parents and even tho there's some sort of comfort in it because it's all he knows, he still wants to feel truly loved
You don't try to escape but don't let the Stockholm syndrome kick in either and you don't even give a chance to actually believe he's not going to hurt you
Which again, not your fault cause his tantrums are enough on their own to make someone shit themselves, and he knows it
We love a self-aware king
So he finds himself in this shitty in between where he can't say he doesn't has what he wants but neither that he's happy
For once in his life, having his own selfish need of you staying ecc it's not enough and he wishes for you to be happy as well
You do everything and beyond to keep him happy
Never once broke a rule, never once tried to get away, never said no to giving him affection or anything he asks for
You have even taken care of him when he was sad ecc
But he can still see it in your eyes how scare you are of him
You flinch away everytime he just as much as lifts his hand, you always tremble slightly around him, your eyes has never stopped being glossy
The only time he sees any other emotion in you besides fear is when you're alone and he's not really sure how much better that is cause you look so defeated and sad and overall depressed
Needless to say the guilt is eating him alive, to know he's the one who has ruined you like that will never leave him a moment of peace
It's literally driving him crazy
At first he was like 'yeah whatever, fuck you. You'll stay anyway and I'm not going to say sorry'
Oh boy if he did regretted it
Once again, he feels like he felt while living with his parents all over again and after a while he develops this fear of you killing yourself like they did
My man here is collecting trauma like pokemon cards
He tries everything like everything for real
He becomes more patient, he tries to take care of you instead of making you take care of him, he treats you like you could break if he's not careful enough
At this point my boy doesn't even fuckin wants you to be in love or for you to get the Stockholm syndrome, he just wants to show you he's sorry and that he has learned his lesson
It's like living in some sort of loop from hell where he can't fucking make it right even if he really wants to
He has even stopped spying you and invading your privacy without you having to ask for it
Has even considered to let you go but he has found out about this underlying fear of someone telling the police everything and making him end up in a much worse situation than being a prisoner in his own house
Funnily enough his insecurities about his face ecc are subsided by how much of a monster he feels on the inside
Like you have made very clear you're simply scared of him as a person, not because of his face.
And that's something he will never be able to get over
After countless months of trying and being in his best behaviour he just kind of snaps
You haven't seen him all day and you didn't felt observed either which made a very appreciated break from your hypervigilanting and stressing routine
Just when you thought everything was calm and you decided to head up to go to bed, there he was waiting for you at the top of the stairs
He seemed calm but you could seem the slight trembling of his body, one you recognise from numerous fits of rage he had in the past
He didn't straight up started to yell but you sensed there were like wrong and right answers to each question he was making
He kept asking you if you loved him truly, if you were happy or if you wanted to leave
To everything you always answered what he wanted to hear even tho the feeling that you were saying the wrong thing was only growing more and more
'You're scared of me, aren't you? You'll never want to be here'
At this point he knows you're lying and for a second something seems to switch in you
He has stopped wearing the mask around you so now you can freely see how pained he actually looks
You have never noticed before how tired he looks too
You have spent so much time being scared of him that now that you see it and you like really look at him you can see how defeated and miserable he has been
There's no trace of pretending or lying or trying to manipulate you in any way
Now you're still scared but not as much and for once you actually decide on your own to try and help him
You can't stand to look at him crying like that, it looks like he's going to die from a heartbreak anytime soon
You start to go towards him with your hands up forwards so he knows you mean no harm
It's really like trying to get a stray animal to trust you
He has his hands covering his face and you can see how violent are the sobs, you actually take a minute to let yourself be amazed by the fact that even with such a hard and brutal crying he's able to conceal the noise
He's used to do it since he was a kid and it shouldn't surprise you that much but in some way it does
When you finally reach for him that's when he pushes you away screaming
Which scares the shit out of you and makes you lose your balance
It's a cliché but he swears it all happened so fast but at the same time so slow
He saw how you made yourself trip backwards and your face contorted in panic as you felt the void behind you, realising you were about to fall down the stairs
He tried to grab you but you were trying to hold on the rail so you just completely missed his hand
You basically flew down the really long staircase and all he could do was watch
He had that paralysing feeling of guilt and fear clawing at his guts as he watched you fall
But when he heard the disgusting sound of your neck basically snapping against the hardwood floor, that's when he really felt sick
He almost wanted to run away and pretend nothing has happened cause in his mind, if he got near you now that would make you dead for real
For now as he watches from afar you could still be alive
BTW baby bro here is not stupid and I'm not talking basic level of knowledge nono
I'm talking he has studied and read about a lot of stuff including books about medical things like injuries ecc
Basically he's like really smart
That being said, and I know you know where I'm going with this
From the moment you fell he knew you wouldn't survive.
Either that or you would end up disabled
He knows too that when you snap your neck you don't die on the spot but you feel a ridiculous amount of pain until the injure does its course of action
That's yet another thing he feels guilty about your death
He should've put you out of your pain at least but he didn't, he just stared at you while shaking and crying silently
He didn't even dared to move in case some invisibile and unnoticed force of the universe would notice what he has done and decided to punish him for it
Which thinking about he felt like he was already being punished
It's kind of sad cause he didn't actually meant it, it was truly an accident but he will always blame himself for it as if he was the one actively pushing you
Now he knows that no matter what he does or how much he changes he's always destined to be the cause of the death of the people he loves.
Which he should've seen coming since not even his parents could bear his existence
MICHAEL MYERS:
Tbh he's not that shocked about it
I mean bro at least acknowledges the fact that he is the fucking boogeyman and everyone will always find him scary
He doesn't even tries to excuse himself because he knows he kills and he's a overall unhinged man and that's something a normal person will never get over
What bothers him is the acting nice
When you both met, you really didn't knew who he was
He happened to have been badly injured and was like bleeding the fuck out on your backyard
yes, you basically just took him inside as if he was some sort of stinky and pitiful ugly cat
That and the fact that you're taking care of him stirred him away from the idea of killing you
No shame in being oblivious to the most juicy gossip in town but bro was really just waiting for you to recognise him
When you did, and you started to act all nice and scared ecc he has to admit he took advantage of it
He knew how to scare you into never running away and never snitching him to the police so he could use you for food ecc
At some point he was impressed by how well you're able to keep up with this
No lashing out, no crying and you have never broke down
He could tell tho that you have never been this stressed
Your hands are always trembling, you don't sleep well at night so you're getting clumsier by the minute
When you drop stuff, burn food ecc he doesn't mind much but as time goes by it's hard for him to not get attached to you
Which it frustrates him cause he it makes him even more aware of how you see him
He has come to know you by invading your privacy a little bit
He had to since you were not exactly open to let him get to know you
The more he finds the more he likes you
And the more he likes the more he realise he has basically killed you from the inside
It's hard to think all of those things he has found out are about you cause now you look more like a shell of what you used to be
And he definitely feels the guilt of being responsible of you losing your spirit
You're the first person he really cares about and loves like really truly loves
But that goes against everything he is now cause he can't possibly choose between be with you or killing
He starts to dwell on the past too much and the more he thinks about it the more he gets mad about the situation
Before you he has never really care too much about the injustices he has suffered
As a matter of fact he has never really grasped the fact that so many people have failed him and that's why he will never have a normal life
There was a time where he kind of did but that was long ago when he was just a kid
At some point he just accepted what everyone said he was, that he's only purpose and role in life was to be a monster to everyone
Whether he wanted to or not it wasn't really important
No one would help him nor he could make people change their minds
Besides, his reasoning is that if so many people is saying it then it must be true
And in his own selfish way he thought that the only one who got the consequences of it was him and the idiots who happened to be killed by him
Now that he sees the result of what everyone and himself has done with him on you he just feels sick
He finds himself spending hours observing you and daydreaming about how a normal version of him would've lived a normal life with you
He tries really hard to show you he can be gentle
Spends hours observing other couples and what normal people do with their loved ones to understand better how he should act in order to get closer to you
It's so frustrating for him cause he literally doesn't has a choice anymore and he sees in you everything that's wrong with him that he can't change
He feels for the first time as broken as he really is
At some point he wishes you could just drop the act of being nice, treat him like trash so he can tell to himself you're like everyone else therefore he doesn't need you
But even if you were to do that he knows he would never be able to kill you
Everytime you touch him even if it's by mistake he gets a bubbly feeling of hope inside that maybe you're starting to see him as something different than what he is
But then he looks at your eyes and he sees the same glossy and sad scared stare looking right back at him
He knows there's like nothing else he can do and for the first time he just gives up
He needs to like get used to not be able to see you so he starts with small steps
He starts to staying out for a couple of hours more than usual, then hours turn to days, days into weeks, weeks into months and months into a year
Everytime he comes back and you see him he can immediately see the shift in your behaviour and how you lose all the already weak sparkle you have gathered from knowing he was far away from you
That's the worst part of it for him
He needs to see you, he wants to spend time with you and looks forward to see you for the last few times before going away fr
But you on the other part seem to flourish when he's not around, to count the minutes and seconds until he's gone
It kinda makes him feel like he felt when he was a kid and he wanted to see his parents
The day he finally came back for the last time after a year you were asleep
He didn't even sit on the bed, nor did he woke you up or did anything that could steer you away from your sleep
He sat on the floor near your bed in complete silence
He took off his mask knowing that you would never see him and he just stared at you
He wanted to look at you, take in every detail of your face to burn it in his brain so he would never forget you
He just wanted to look at you not as the shape, but just as Michael. Even if just for one time he wanted to pretend he was just that and that you were being stared by a person and not a monster
For once his difficulty in expressing his emotions was useful because if he were to let go of all the things he was experiencing he could swear he would just explode or melt away
The only thing that came out of him was a tear, which he swiped away slowly before getting up and putting on the mask again
After that he never came back, obviously you were over the moon and he was just well going on with it
He occasionally stalks you but after some time he stops cause it makes him feels sickeningly alone
Here something to think about if you need to cry: sometimes he thinks back at when he was trying to get closer to you
One of the things he wanted to do the most was holding hands but you always looked so scared when he tried to do that he just dropped it
He understands how it might look to you that this tall ass bastard is trying to hold your hand
That and the fact that he wasn't really good at being careful and gentle didn't help his cause
So from time to time, when he thinks about it he stares at his hands
You know when you like pretend to be holding someone's hand while holding yours?
Well he does that and finds ironic the fact that he has learned to do it gently now that he will never be able to do it with you
JASON VOORHEES:
Listen, LISTEN
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK, IM A JASON APOLOGIST FIRST AND A HUMAN SECOND
jason my beloved what are this foul gremlins making me do smh
He is one of the few slashers I genuinely think could change for you and try to make things better
Jason doesn't kills just for funsies
He kills because his sense of duty and to protect himself and his home and all that jazz
I don't really think he genuinely wants anyone fearing him
If anything it's the opposite. He has been treated like a monster his whole life, no one has ever gave him the opportunity to be something else
Like why would he enjoy ending up being what everyone has always thought of him? Doesn't make any fucking sense mate
Like I said he has to, he genuinely thinks there's nothing else for him to do and there's no other place in the whole world for him
IM GONNA CRY BUT LIKE HE'S AT LEAST GRATEFUL OF HAVING A PURPOSE CAUSE HE GENUINELY THINKS HE'S SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE OR MISTAKE
So my Wild take of the day for which I'm ready to bet my own ass is that if he could he would very much appreciate to just be left alone and live a normal life, not bothering or harming anyone
The fact is that much more like so many other slashers he can't really communicate to tell you at least his reasons for being a murderer
That's something that torments him daily, to know that in your eyes he's merciless and overall really evil
Assuming you survive being hunted down by him, he would do near to everything to show he's not a threat for you
You must have been someone who he didn't deem fair to kill
Like you were respectful, you didn't seem to be a fucking moron messing around and ruining his home
Once again, I'm gonna assume you just don't know about him and crystal lake ecc
cause otherwise for you to be there is pretty much a death wish from your part
That being said, if you don't know anything about him there's a good chance that the scariest part of Jason (sadly) it's his appearance and behaviour
JASON BABE YOU'RE HUGE LIKE SCARY BIG, WHAT THE MCFUCK IS ONE SUPPOSED TO FEEL SEEING YOU CHARGING AT THEM LIKE A FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR
The whole being chased around like a fucking animal is not a vibe i guess
LET ME BE DELUSIONAL ABOUT THE FACT THAT WITH ENOUGH TIME HE COULD BE QUITE NICE TO BE AROUND
I won't let anyone ruin my mental image of him being a sweetheart once you know him
THAT MAN CAN'T BE THAT EVIL. YES, I CAN FIX HIM. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN'T THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM
Now, jason may be shy and a gentle giant but he's not stupid
He knows very well how you think of him and how does he looks like to anyone who sees him
He can see through your act, you can't fool him
He can see the same scared look in your eyes he used to see on other people's face when he was a kid
The only person who has always looked at him like he's just well a human being with feelings is his mother
And maybe it doesn't makes sense and It may be controversial but deep down jason appreciates the nice act
Like he just can't bring himself to care anymore. At least someone is trying to be nice
Keep in mind this man has known nothing from the world beside humiliation, pain and loneliness
Idk if anyone ever thinks about it but it torments me a great deal the thought of Jason's miserable life
Being stripped away from your humanity, having to choose a path of violence to protect yourself, having to witness how they kill the only person in the whole universe that could ever love you
That shit it's just not fair and even if he knows you're scared of him he sees it as the most caring and thoughtful anyone has ever been with him in a long time
Think about it, anyone who has ever seen him has either tried to kill him or has been incredibly cruel
The fact that, even if out of fear and self-preservation, you try to still reach to his human side and treat him with respect at least it's already enough
I think he could be one of those slasher that could make you fall in love without falling for the Stockholm syndrome type of infatuation
HE IS, OKAY? I WILL TAKE NO FUCKING CRITICISMS. YOU WILL GENUINELY FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM OR ELSE I'LL STEAL YOUR FUCKING PET
Jason would literally try everything to get you to feel less stressed around him
It breaks his heart to see your eyes glossy or your body shaking because of fear
In the process he gets clumsier by the minute so at the in of the day you're both stressed
He is because he's scaring you just by breathing and you bc obvious reasons
You can notice how different he acts tho and somehow, his efforts manage to go through your thick layer of fear
You could swear he almost tries to make himself look as harmless and gentle as possible
You can see him trying to take as little space as he can or bringing you things that might cheer you up
He cleans up from blood and gore before getting back home
He even makes his cabin more homely for you so you feel more at home and less kidnapped
And at some point it works
That plus you somehow piecing together what has happened to him it's starting to make it easier for you to not relax but overall feel less terrified around him
He would spend so much time watching you from afar because he knows he will never get to know you or see you without fear
The days where he can observe you without you noticing anything are his favourite. He gets to see a version of you more relaxed and natural
He would literally spend an eternity being far from you if it means you can feel better
He would spend his free time improving the cabin and daydreaming about what it would be like to be liked by you
Not even like dating you because he feels it would be wrong for him to even think about it
Please for the love of God, try to be friendly with him
Having the opportunity to know him better is taking away some of the fear
You know very well it's not Stockholm syndrome cause it feels genuine
One day you take a good look at him while he's taking care of his flowers I'm the garden
You observe every part of his rotting being and you can't exactly explain why but you feel your heart ache and your eyes glossy
Not for you, but for him
It's almost like some sort of illumination comes to you and makes everything painfully clear
You have obviously noticed he's not alive cause we're stupid but not that much
You take a really good look at his clothes and body, at his mask and everything you look at to get more details about him
Everything in his appearance screams hurt, wounded and mistreated. A whole life and a afterlife filled with getting hurt and abused by the world
His bright blue eye has always a layer of sadness in it even when he's doing something that makes him happy
It hits you just now how little human he must feel.
And that leads you to realise that he has not only changed so much just to please you but has distanced himself as if he's very own existence could be offensive to you
From that day you started with small steps like saying good morning or good night to him, keeping him company when he tended to his garden, trying to get closer to him even if that means just being in silence and standing next to him
That grows into "talking" with him, taking walks around the woods, spending evenings reading inside the cabin
You insist in eating together, tending his wounds, mending his clothes and overall doing anything that could make him feel less like the shell of a human being
At first he doesn't really get it but the more you do it the more he silently realises how much he craves those types of things.
I personally think that with enough patience you both could build a good relationship and you could even talk him out of killing people and settle for just scaring them away
He's favourite thing to do is curling up next to you in bed, his head on your chest so he can listen to your heartbeats while you mindlessly caress his back while telling him about anything you want
JESSE CROMEANS:
🎶DADDY LET ME KNOW THAT I'M YOUR ONLY GORL🎶
Some funzies before doing some emotional terrorism
Since you all want to be a menace with this requests I'm going to use post accident Jesse
To say this man is on the verge of tears every single day is an understatement
So long story short you were jesse s/o
He was like the love of your fucking life and you were his
His whole world goes around you, you're the only thing that makes him genuinely happy besides his work
You found out about the whole chromeskull thing in the worst way possible
He was scared of coming back after the accident with his face so he just kind of distanced himself
Everytime you would ask when he was coming home he always had an excuse
You both went a long time of just calling each other's, spending time on calls and sometimes even falling asleep with the phone still on
He missed you so much but he couldn't bear the thought of you looking at him like he was monster
It was killing him to know he was so close to you but couldn't reach you
You find out who he really was on accident
Cleaning around to distract yourself you ended up gathering many things that needed to be put in the attic so that you did
Once you were there you found some tapes. You checked them out of curiosity and oh boy you regretted it
You felt so sick you almost threw up
All those girls, there were some many of them in each tape and each one of them different from the other
It was horrifying to watch the love of your life mercilessly torture and kill helpless and innocent people
Now everything made so much more sense and It actually made you feel even worse to know that this whole time, while you were talking with him, Jesse was killing people
What hurts the most is feeling like you've been played, like you were something he has used to entertain himself until he finds a new victim
Needless to say you didn't stayed in your shared apartment a day longer, you didn't even take with half of the things you own
Most of them were gifts Jesse bought you so bringing them with you was only going to make it worse
You were scared out of your mind. So scared that in fact you couldn't even find the courage to go to the police, afraid that maybe that would end up with your being another one of Jesse victims
Obviously no one told Jesse what was going on. They all collectively agreed their boss was dealing with enough shit to keep adding more
They all needed Jesse to focus on work
That didn't worked well cause as soon as you stopped answering the phone he decided enough was enough
He needed to check what was going on so he found the courage to overcome his insecurities and go find you
He was heartbroken when he found you left
He immediately thought that you just got tired of waiting for him, that he has drawn you away
Long story short he went after you to find you and try at the best of his abilities to explain everything and win you back
He did not see the coming all that panic and terror in your face when he knocked at your door
He did think it was bc of his face so he tried to calm you down and explain
Needless to say you didn't calm down and he being the man he is, just kind of kidnapped you
Now onto business here
He knows you have every right to feel like this but it still upsets him deeply to know that he will never get the chance of being with you like before
He thought that you being scared and acting crazy every time you saw him was the worst but now he is kind of rethinking it
You started acting like this after he "snapped" at you
You were panicking and screaming while he tried to tell you something, that lead to you taking his mask off accidently which ended up in him pushing you off too hard
After that things went really fucking downhills
It wasn't like you were still out of your mind but the look in your eyes is unbearable
The first time you started the whole acting nice thing he almost thought you were starting to at least tolerate him but then he saw it
It's the same look some of his victims had while trying to gain his trust, seeing it on you was the worst thing he has ever experienced
He just couldn't stand it anymore, his face, you hating him, his favourite victim who was the one that has damaged him so badly killed by that cunt of Preston and now this? Mate is done
He has tried everything and anything but now he just kind of gives up
You notice the shift in his behaviour, how he comes by just to bring your meals or things you may need, he doesn't even goes near you or talks and his eyes are always anywhere but on you
I gotta be real with you guys, I don't think there's like a way to make this up
HE'S HURT OKAY? BRO'S EMOTIONAL DAMAGE IS BIG AF
He would even start sending his assistant to take care of you so he doesn't has to face you at all
It's just painful cause he already feels like his life is ruined and everything is falling apart with him not being able to fix it
You know what? I'm gonna fix it cause I can't take it anymore
You have probably grown used to be basically trapped at home, it's not like you're suffering with god knows what kind of abuse cause you basically have all you need to distract yourself aside from going out
Jesse comes home very rarely and as much as you hate to admit it you have been feeling less and less scared of him
You still think what he does is horrible but the thing that bothers you it's him lying to you
You do have to admit you miss being with him. Not like when you were scared but like when you didn't knew and he was just Jesse
You wonder from time to time if he's angry at you for how you have reacted since he hasn't shown himself for quite sometimes
As if on clue you hear something break in the bathroom and what seems like someone crying
That would be another of Jesse's mental breakdowns about his face. He thinks he looks so bad he can't even bear the sight of himself in the mirror
You slowly try to approach the bathroom and putting your ear against the door, you try to hear what's going on
You have never heard Jesse crying nor making any sort of noises come out of his mouth so it's actually quite shocking to hear him sob so hard
When you open the door the scene breaks your heart and in that moment you don't see chromeskull or the homicides, you just see your Jesse, the same one you have always loved and that has always helped you when you were down, on his knees bawling his eyes out and shaking
You just do what comes naturally aka you get closer and you just hold him as tight as possible
He tries to hide away, panicking bc he doesn't want you to see what he has become, but you just keep hugging him and saying that it doesn't matter
The moment you hold his face on your hands and look at him with the same understanding gaze you used to have it's the moment he feels his heart beating right again
It's not gonna be easy to accept everything but at least you're coming around it and he makes sure you know how grateful he is for it everyday
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damn why are people obsessing over the ai pokemon ripoff that sounds like a shitty pokemon but with guns romhack parody game from 2015 😭
the way they aren’t even trying to hide it tho it’s just blatant copies of pokemon 💀 the cobalion copy especially gets me like damn you just picked a very distinct character design and twinkified it
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god just remembered a cursed site I found as a kid that probably doesnt exist anymore but it was basically a fanmade pokedex for a world where pokemon were monster girls which is a delightful enough premise. but it was soooooo bad I had a personal vendetta against it. i remember they had like. weird fakemon inspired ones and some that were just digimon or in one case sonic??? and the descriptions were fucking weird like not even in a misogyny way though that too it was just hilariously badly written tho i can’t remember any specific examples. but what i remember most was it’s shitty world map where Africa??? was renamed the Dark Continent??? and it was where all the evil Pokémon were from I think??? I remember being stunned by that terrible decision as a kid. like do you. do you not Think through the Implications of what you write.
I also remember one species was literally just an abuse victim for some reason like it was a fucking bizarre read. like not even just because it was porn because it was bad and weird porn.
#This was back when I was like 13-14 and like constantly sexualising myself#So I wasn’t like eight lmao
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oh i have been tagged in a thing. ty @yugonostalgia2019. time to overshare
3 ships: Hmmmm ok I gotta list Taylor x Lisa, their dynamic makes me go absolutely feral without fail. Honestly I don't even need them as a ship I just love how horrible and amazing they are for each other. I am limiting myself to one Worm ship here, despite how much it pains me, but I shall provide brief descriptions for the other ships for the people who don't know the non-worm stuff here. Marina x Pearl from Splatoon are so damn cute and I adore them. Nepotism baby punk soundcloud rapper x runaway genius former child soldier military engineer is honestly just 10/10, and they're just so good! I swear to god if the DLC doesn't have a 20 minute cutscene of lesbian cephalopod kissing I'll riot. Splatoon is my biggest fandom besides Worm which is kind of hilarious to me considering the sharp difference in tone. Third ship... hmmm, The Doctor x River Song. I just think it's genuinely such a sweet concept and wonderfully executed, two time travelers who are in love but keep meeting each other in the wrong order so their experiences and knowledge of the other don't match up is tragic and great and I nearly cried at their final episode. Honestly just been a River Song fan forever too, she's eternally my transition goals.
First ever ship: Ohhhhh gosh this one is lame. Back when I was a wee lass in middle school browsing FF.net endlessly, my main fandoms were Pokemon and Super Smash Bros. I flat out didn't realize that you could ship anything except a man and a woman because like, no one told me, and I kinda was just not a fan of romance because I thought it was always forced in stories (I was right about that tho). But then I read a Smash Bros fanfic that had Lucina and Palutena shipped and I was just like... damn, women can kiss? That sounds so cool. Shame I can never do that. And so I read the shockingly large number of fics shipping those two because it was the only wlw ship I knew existed.
Last song: I don't actually listen to music that much. Last song is uhhh... the Monster Sanctuary PVP Theme I guess due to playing Monster Sanctuary PVP. If we're talking actual music, I think my sister forced me to listen to some Taylor Swift song recently? Idk what it was but I think the album was called 1984.
Last movie: I also don't watch movies much! Uhhhhhhhhh I think it was Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No. Might have been a different one? The Sharknado movie that ends with them crashing down to Earth inside of a shark after fighting them off from a satellite and one of the characters gives birth while coming down inside the shark and the baby cuts its way out with a chainsaw before the mom gets crushed by falling debris. Sorry for spoiling, I know everyone was really looking forward to watching Sharknado 3.
Currently reading: Making my way through the Snapshots series of Splatoon fics which are so fucking good. For published stories though, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight for a class. Thinking about rereading Worm and posting about it but I gotta beat the Lakesbian copy allegations.
Currently watching: I'm don't really watch anything when I'm on my own, I prefer to read in almost all situations. When I go home though, I watch One Piece with my sister because it is nice to spend time with her and she's very passionate about the show.
Currently consuming: Nerds Gummy Clusters. I regret every bite but I bought this shitty bag of candy so I gotta finish it. Fuck these are terrible.
Currently craving: Mini Chewy Sweettarts. They're my favorite candy and I have a massive sweet tooth so I've been craving them, but I swear every single damn store in a mile radius stopped stocking them and is now selling "Sweettart gummies" or "Sweettart chewy fusions" or "Sweettart ropes" or "Sweettart rope bites" and that is not what I desire! Where is my delicious mouth hurting candy ;-;
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HI ZU DONT BE SORRY <3 Even if you took like 30 yrs to respond I wouldn’t mind >:]
I read your most recent smau and I was shaking so hard from laughing . Why are they like that . Why is Megumi always so much more normal than Gojo. Are we sure Gojo raised Megumi or was it the other way around 😭 Inumaki . I can’t believe I’m in love with that man 💔💔 Cause like I know he would absolutely say that :/ “My mewing streak” 💔💔💔 He needs to be put down /j … him and Gojo 💔💔💔
But to answer your question!! I have played quite a few other games. Some of my favourites have been Hollow Knight, Hades, Subnautica, Dredge, Sunless Sea, and House Flipper!! There’s a few more, but those are the ones I liked the most :> I also play Minecraft but only socially. I cannot for the life of me play it alone 😭 What games do you like, Zu? :D
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i hope u meant that bc it rly has been 30 years lamaoaMSJNSKD HI DOVE <3 help im glad u liked the latest post ur such a sweetheart 😔❤️ YES GOJO NEEDS TO BE PuT DOWN I AGREE. omg u have game taste?? MY FRIENDS BAVE TOld mE SM ABOUT HOLLOW KNIGHT ESPECIALLY it looks so fun!!?! i have a shitty macbook so i cant actually play pc games even tho ive always wanted to <\3
ido love nintendo games i am a pokemon mystery dungeon pro kshdjdndn ANDD ive played like every mobile game atp,, i love identity v,, and mihoyo and supercell games!!!!!! the brawl stars addiction never stops SAVE ME..
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Our new family member finally hatched! The poochyena egg produced by team calm and surrendered to the ranger union hatched into the cutest lil potato of a puppy I ever did see.
She has some curl to her fur, and from what I've seen that pretty common for these ""ultra domestic"" pokemon. She seems to be docile by nature, again common for a team calm 'mon.
The concerning thing isnt her fur or her nature though, but the way she acts is just... unsettling. It's like she's just a little doll to be played with. She does what she's told, she sits quietly and politely, she will play with Michael if he initiates play with her, but she hardly plays on her own and when she does she doesn't even bite anything. Which is like! Their whole thing!
Idk, it's just upsetting to me how little agency she seems to have. She obviously wouldn't survive in the wild, but she also wouldn't be able to defend herself from a shitty trainer. Her whole behaviour is just so wrong for her species and typing. It...reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Hopefully with some training and regular playtime with Michael she'll start to develop a personality separate from whatever team calm did to her genetic code. In the meantime tho, I guess we gotta come up with a name!
Hmu if you gotta some puppy names locked and loaded.
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how do the lucasworld gang each like to celebrate their birthday?
also a fantastic question. you should send more. that's not a request when i see u next month i will force u
lucas: he likes to watch films with his friends :) theyll come round, eat cake, watch some films, play card games..... he probably hangs out with his dad as well. he and his parents have a meal together or something
lin: well. his mother isn't really a fan of birthday excursions so he sort of just hangs out in his room or goes to lucas'. he doesnt mind i dont think. he's happy with the new pokemon cards and cake and no real fuss being made
noah: lol. lmao. before he died? he didnt really have any friends and he kinda just hung out with his shitty parents for a day. got presents that weren't meant for him. after he died he gets one singular birthday and it's probably spent watching films and crying with lucas
odin: he doesn't celebrate his birthday he doesnt think he's worth it. he reads the birthday cards his family sends he gets £100 from his dad and he goes about with his day. madison probably convinces him to get a cake that he doesnt end up eating (lol) but yeah he's not a huge fan
madison: she always has a proper bash. she invites all her horse riding friends and she goes wild. by wild i mean they rewatch the last season of hannibal and drink fruity cocktails and eat weird luxury chocolate her dad imports from central europe.
sorry if this was boring lmaoo half of them dont even really celebrate. sad fuckers.... thanks for the question tho emo
#oc posting#lucasworld#lucas dixon#noah campbell#lin mcaster#odin lester#madison harpham#oli yells at me
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Got the second volume of the TWST manga today, and Lilia showed up for the first time. It was such a cute scene with him^^
Bet it was the same as in the game, but I can't play that. I'm Idia's worst nightmare, I have a Nokia from 2009. His tablet won't stand a chance against my brick and then he'd either have to make a new one, or attend class in person
I have the first two volumes, i'm slowly collecting each of em' like pokemon as they get released in EN...heueheuehue. He's always adorable and makes me giggle when he pops up. Even tho sometimes I feel like he looks a little weird in the manga sometimes... (hopefully nobody hates me for that comment SDL:KFJLKJ I still love him)
In-game he first comes up during book two, I think? When he chastises Leona. It was kinda hot ngl. And then he pops upside down and scares you when he hands you the letter from Malleus, heuheu. But I also have horrible memory, so I probably forget.
LMAO your phone being practically bullet proof vs Idias fragile technology. He'd flame you for it. Even the shitty ass phone Crowley gives you is bound to be better (in Idias professional opinion)
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Yo!
This is long, you have been warned.
Hi. I'm Pluto (but you can call me anything as long as it's space themed lol), I use any pronouns as I'm not putting my actual ones on the internet. Use anything, be creative. I'm Ace, probably Aro as well, but I do make some suggestive jokes. Some of the stuff I reblog on here includes gore so just a warning for that.
I am an adult so if that makes you uncomfortable feel free to not interact, I won't take offense.
My interests: I tend to have a main hyperfixation, a couple mini hyperfixations, and a bunch of things I'll always be interested in talking about.
I am a multi-shipper and don't really have any opinions on any ships unless it's, like, gross. I do tend to like the found family dynamic more than shipping tho, so anything I write is usually more platonic.
Current Hyperfixation: Pokemon, mainly the Submas part of the fandom
Mini Hyperfixations: Invader Zim, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Minecraft, Doctor Who
Other Stuff: Gravity Falls, FNAF, Cryptids and anything supernatural, Undertale, re-watching Rainbow Brite, Horror Movies, HTTYD, Studio Gibli movies, Marvel (up til Endgame), MLP
I have never read Homestuck.
Favorite colors: Maroon, Pinks and Reds, Blue-Violet
Favorite movie: Better off Dead and Castle in the Sky
Favorite food: Mac & Cheese
Favorite Pokemon: Chandelure, Diancie, Gengar, Jirachi, Wishiwashi
Favorite Pokemon Characters: EMMET, Ingo, Cyrus,
I have way too many Rotomblr accounts, here's proof (the stars are for ones I'm most active on):
@i-am-emmet-real - Emmet blog⭐
@iam-emmet - shitpost Emmet blog⭐
@team-ozone-official - definitely not Emmet blog⭐
@tplasma-shadow - absolutely just an average plasma grunt I swear
@a-girl-and-her-robo-dog - Juliana blog (main)
@i-dont-have-the-spoons - Kadabra Sleebie⭐
@the-ghost-of-futures-past - Ghastly Sleebie⭐
@briar-bbacadamy-official - Briar blog
@i-am-better-than-you - Melli blog
@porygon-conspiricy-corner - Rotomblr conspiracy blog
@goindownswingin - BBA OC blog
@heyitswarmrun - it's Warmrun
Other blogs I run:
@pokegirl-tournament - what it says on the cover
@rp-asks-and-stuff - Rotomblr resource blog
I do in fact have a problem.
So my DNI list... Listen I don't give a fuck about your political views. I'll block you if you're a bitch. Just be nice to people, okay?
One other thing: I have, like, the worst social anxiety known to man. Please please please if I say something wrong tell me. Nothing I say is ever meant to come out mean or rude. I tend to be shitty when it comes to social cues and over text is even harder so if I annoy you, I beg of you, tell me.
I think that's it :3
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I know they wouldn't, because they're definitely chasing the specific high that comes from having what most people consider to be a pretty terrible pokemon actually win against high level opponents (*cough* pachirisu *cough*), but I think it'd also be funny if they just constantly battled each other until their pokemon were that high. I know that it probably doesn't work the same way it does in game where even if it does no damage to you you still get exp, but imagine they roll up with these terrible starter pokemon and then proceed to lock themselves in their house for six months where they battle no one else but somehow come out with a lampent and eelektrik that they immediately evolve with stones. And that's what they battle gym leaders with.
P.S. I love the description of the tag you put in your pinned post. I laughed so hard when I saw you calling their weak starters and shitty team comp 'Rock Lee ankle weights', you have no idea
qhqkhkqjh that's one way to dodge the terrible starter ideas
on a more serious note though i DO think they spar each other a ton, tho i've never had a chance to actually mention it in a fic. i think they battle each other almost as often as they multi battle together. bc there truly is no better way to hone their own strategies, test new ones, and better learn how to battle together, than by being opponents. and battling someone who knows your habits forwards and backwards is a really fast way to discover your blind spots/habitual weaknesses, and try to improve them. like having a consistent battle partner who is just as devoted and skilled is probably a big part of the reason they're so Fuckin competent
also YEAH LOL imagine, given the experience they have, what they could do with an actual balanced and powerful team. but then again, 80% of having a strong team is having a strong bond between you, enough that you can give orders and receive body language signals quickly and efficiently. ...honestly that's kind of what ingo's hisui team is, isn't it. though his teamcomp is not Fantastic either.
#the nemesis speaks#the nemesis answers#anonymous#strong pokemon... weak pokemon... maybe the trainer should just git gud
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Trying to channel my "13fps? they are enough!" past-self to play overwatch with this abhorrent lag.
Yeah, I have a shitty connection even tho until last month everything was fine. So, if it doesn't disconnects from the game I'm gonna play the fuck i want (also I don't have any offline game except for pokemon games)
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Dearest Jedidiah and the Tonies perhaps? :)
calling him dearest jedidiah made me giggle i think its bc jedidiahs such a fancy name . makes me go hehehehe . the tonies r tricky for me to do mundane hcs for bc i struggle to have distinct hcs for them both separately i gotta pay more attention to those mfs on my relisten to form more characterization . so ill do u just a ton of jedidiah ones which is ez bc im crazy cray cray insane abt him
i think jedidiah takes seroquel when he gets on medication and gets therapy and shit . bc thats what i take and we are the same
he can play the piano because lucille got him to take lessons a lot when he was younger and he liked learning video game sountracks on them (: he hasnt played in a while but he was pretty good at it
he also can only use wired headphones because wireless ones stress him out hes constantly paranoid hes gonna drop them and break them
he has tons of watches on both of his wrists and most of them are analog but he has ONE digital watch and its a shitty little kids star wars watch that sydney got him thats always 14 minutes behind it doesnt serve purpose to help with his rituals he just likes having it on and its easy to hide the sentimental value with having it be with a ton of other watches
he mirrors video game dialogue a lot many of his go-to phrases are snatched from games he really likes and yvonne teases him for it a lot, sydney too when he catches them tho hes less of a gamer so its more rare
every time he plays a pokemon game or anything else with customizable characters he doesnt put in himself he formulates a whole oc with a general personality and feelings about things and then makes choices based on what he thinks the character he made would do
he really likes ferrets and weasels and stoats and other long creatures of that nature he researches them on occasion . he thinks theyre sweet and kinda wants a ferret as a pet but worries about how smelly they are
he collects both pokemon and magic the gathering cards . he likes collecting things if he can find something to collect and organize logically he WILL . but trading cards are a favorite because he likes putting them in binders with specific organizational styles
he listens to a lot of dnd podcasts (: hes often been too busy or shut off or nervous to join an actual dnd group but he ADORES dnd and has all the manuals and shit so its a nice way to deal w that interest . he gets very annoyed when the people on them dont follow the rules tho hes one of those types
hes tried to program a video game several times and every single time hes gotten stressed halfway through and given up on it . he randomly is like this would be suchh a cool idea but then he overwhelms himself . he does find it quite relaxing though so sometimes he works on random projects hes started so he can detense
he always wears clothes slightly too baggy for him . it started out intentional for comfort but now he just genuinely does not know what size clothes fit him so even if he wants to get something that fits him properly he wouldnt really know how
hes tried to write poetry before but hes failed every time due to being canonically too repressed for it . he just stares at the paper and then puts his pen down and stares at a clock for an hour
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(wana start this off by saying no pressure to reply to this esp if ur still feeling like shit!! im just very excited so i wana share it LMAO)
so i!!! have started!!! to crochet again!!!!!! lil context ive been crocheting on n off since i was like? 8 probs but ive never been able to stick w it or even finish a project or anything.. until like?? sometime in the middle of last week i got the random urge to crochet?? so i dug thru all my shit but i couldn't find a single crochet hook HOWEVER my best friend was so very kind and gave me one of its extras :3
this has now kinda .spiraled into smt that might kinda fuck me up LMAO so i started one of those lil cat beanies for the friend that gave me a crochet hook last night n i finished it this morning ..ive never finished a project before howd i do it in less than 24 hours? actually its probs bc i put on mumbos s7 n now i refuse to watch it unless im crocheting
^ heres them in the beanie Btw kinda shit angle but i didn't take a pic of it before i gave them it (also cinnamoroll 4 privacy)
i also started my own beanie?? sometime last week maybe like friday or smt idr but its coming along!! tho bc i didnt look up a tutorial i just did shit by memory n accidentally made it single crochet so its taking SO much longer than my friend's
this obvs isnt the whole thing but im too lazy to take a pic of it all LMAO but!! this is mine
i also have two other yarns i wana make beanies out of for myself n one to make for another friend ANDDDDD the friend im planning to make a beanie for (but have not yet) bought me a new hook + two new skeins today⁉️
i have absolutely no idea what to make w them tbh. thinking of making a scarf + bag out of the thick one but idk ab the other??? anyways im SO excited i haven't had a hobby like this since early 2020 when i spent hours every day making 3d kandi cuffs this is incredible
goddamnit now i wana make kandi .also i started another pokemon game my friend's roommate let me borrow his copy of pokemon sword (MY FRIEND ALSO LET ME BORROW ITS COPY OF ANIMAL CROSSING OHH HOW IVE MISSED IT when ive not been crocheting ive been playing that its been so fun)
HELLO I LIVE KNITTING IS SO FUCKING SWAG
ALSO I AM AWARE KNITTING AND CROCHETING ARE NOT THE SAME; CROCHETING IS ALSO INCREDIBLY FUCKING SWAG
sorry i'm excited i can hear out my left ear again
also hell yeah to hermitcraft + crocheting, it feels like one of those hobbies that if u have adhd you gotta do/watch something along with it in order to focus, like i write to music but i can't write without it
hmmmmmmmmmmm what are things u could make from yarn uhhhhhhhhhhh gloves? fingerless gloves? idk but i like fingerless gloves, i "made" myself a pair by cutting all the finger tips off some shitty old ones (i get cold easy and this keeps my old man joints from shattering lmao)
waough animal crossing, idk how friend codes or any of that works but like if u would like to swap codes that would be swag i think 👉👈
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STORY TIME STORY TIME
So there’s a promo koraidon card that comes in the elite trainer boxes, he’s a snoozing lil fella and he’s so cute. I’m collecting the motorcycle lizards because I ADORE THEM and this one was inexpensive and cute
And generally it’s about 2 or 3 bucks if you buy it separately on websites or in card resale shops. I have the matching Miraidon so I needed him to go with him! 🙂
HOWEVER! The guy at the store was being a pedantic COCK tho (self-described “content creator” btw) and kept correcting me like “UMMM ACKSHUALLY THEYRE PARADOX POKEMON NOT LEGENDARY POKÉMON” (as though I am not a giant autism about these weird little guys and know more than him) and being really like… shitty about it? And REALLY argumentative and mansplainy about other shit too? Like how the REEEEEAL legendaries are “the Chinese Pokémon” and couldn’t even name them lmao ok
So I buy Koraidon for 3 dollars as he’s priced, and my friend is checking out, and this other employee comes over cause he hears me autisming about motorcycle lizards.
“Did you show her the Pokémon Center exclusive one we just got?”
And he’s like ‘we have one?’ and the other employee’s like ‘yeah it’s in the box of cards to be put in the displays and binders’
I was EXCITED about that because more lizard baby! And to my knowledge you could ONLY get that one in the Pokémon Center in NYC. That sounds cool!!
It’s not in the box. Meaning it already got put out. Bummer.
When I get in the car, I look at mine.
Turns out, mine is the one on the left. Note the thing on the bottom right of the card that isn’t on the other one.
Holy shit.
I got a 30 dollar card for 3 bucks because pedantic numbnuts didn’t look at it close enough cause he couldn’t stop mansplaining legendary motorcycle lizards to someone showing their excitement and had to be right LMAO
#legitimately fuck people who feel like they have to be pedantic to someone who is obviously excited#and also fuck you very much for being such a jerk. THEYRE LEGENDARY POKÉMON AND ALSO PARADOXES#THEYRE BOTH YOU SKID MARK
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For Full Res
Just because I randomly felt like drawing that scene where Cyrus captures both Palkia and Dialga (and got inspired cuz i finally finished the main-ish story with Pokemon Legends Arceus- Haven't fought/caught Arceus tho, but did with Gira, Palkia and Dialga)
But- yeah. then that got me thinking what if Chara faced off against Cyrus too during the events of Platinum/BDSP and then I feel like, Cyrus would definitely have caught her too eventually due to her connections with Arceus and the Creation Trio (being their adoptive sibling/Arceus' adopted daughter) PLUS the fact she just casually has a Celebi, Darkrai and a Mew as well, and I feel like if Cyrus were to capture Chara too might even make it easier for him to then draw out Palkia and Dialga and catch them with the Red Chain cuz they would come out to try and save their sister and- welp.
and ye. Also Ash and Dawn cuz by this point Chara woulda been travelling with him and stuff, and I also finally saw the finale to Pokemon: Diamond and Pearl Galactic Battles which also helped inspired me to make this
((ALso thanks to my boyfriend TheOnePhun211/@theonephun211 for helping me draw Chara's face expression cuz I made her face too wide so it was giving me trouble :'D))
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For PokeTale: Ascendance
An AU based off of an RP between me and a friend of mine from my discord server discord.gg/pQf9ZsdF6E
where the Creation Trio as babies (a time they all cant really fully control their powers and junk) accidentally create a portal into the Undertale Universe and meet Chara and basically Arceus finds Chara and adopts her after finding out about her shitty human parents and Chara ends up helping Arceus raise the babies and basically lives in the Pokemon Universe now
#ash ketchum#dawn pokemon#dawn#pikachu#chara#chara dreemurr#cyrus#cyrus pokemon#palkia#dialga#mt coronet#pokemon#pokemon fanart#poketale ascendance
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