#every romcom ever

[sandwich2451]

having just watched 10 things i hate about you and not another teen move and having some general knowledge yknow

i NEED a movie about some jock cheerleads popular clique person and they make a bet bc they need money for tuition or some shit and they IMMEDIATELY tell the other person all like hush husb i need the money can you please do this for me and then the other person agrees and they do the whole fake dating then but fall for each other and its perfect

if nobody else will make this movie i will. literally i will.

#10 things i hate about you #he's all that #to all the boys i've loved before #not another teen movie #every romcom ever #every coming of age movie #there is not a single one that doesnt follow this trope i swear #movies #teen movies #i will write it i promise #also plus points if theyre queer

[nicoscheer]

This great new young Northen band have been supporting us on tour, great to have Tom up from the Royston Club last night help us out with Come Closer x

Via Miles’ TikTok

Babygirl 🥹🥰

#18/02/2024 #brussels #miles kane #the scrunched up eyes the way he butts into Tom’s chest and that lifted leg 🥺🥺 babygirl #and afterwards of course received his scratchies #love how he always says ‘us’ instead of supporting me (he is a solo artist after all) #his leg really said every girl in every romcom ever getting that kiss #my favorite butch

[fallenandrogyne]

Barbie (2023)

#barbie #barbieedit #barbie 2023 #margot robbie #america ferrera #glorbie #my gifs #like this scene is visually pleasing and though it doesn't pass the bechdel test #its purpose is still the opposite of what you'd expect in such a scene in like a romcom #her 'what if he doesn't like me anymore' isn't worry that they won't get to be together #it's about the final step of the barbies taking back what was theirs to begin with #it's not a friend reassuring her she'll win his heart it's about reassuring her their deceitful plan will work #and i'm grateful for it #because when have you ever seen it #it's all i've ever wanted from every movie/show i've watched that featured a romantic het storyline #(j0hn tucker must die and the 0ther woman don't count 'cause they're both about a womanizer #not someone who tried to overthrow the government;brainwash every woman and make them homeless)

[prongsmydeer]

I watched Red, White and Royal Blue, and I gotta say that Gay British Macauley Culkin really carried it for me

#red white and royal blue #rwrb spoilers #red white and royal blue spoilers #this comparison only stands for teen macauley but i digress #anyway. u show me someone who can gaze at their midly-tense-strangers-to-friends-to-lovers with repressed longing #and i will show u a character i love #was it a perfect movie? no. do i stand by everyone's acting? also no. #BUT I FEEL A DEEPSEATED AFFECTION FOR IT NOW #it really did something for me!!!!!!!! #I'M CHARMED #me every time there's lighthearted queer romcom: u've done nothing wrong in ur life ever #also i won't lie 2 u. in the first 20 mins i forgot it was supposed to be a film and thought 'wow they're covering a lot in the first ep' #ayesha says things #films #perhaps i have to finally read the book

[warlenys]

if no one ever makes a feature length hugh laurie stephen fry romcom then what’s the point in us even being alive

#hugh laurie needs to do a gay romcom before he dies #and it’s gotta be with stephen #get fry and laurie back together to be old gay men like they were always destined to be #they haven’t fallen in love in every fictional universe they’ve ever existed in together just for no one to make a full romcom with them #hugh laurie #stephen fry #fry and laurie #+

[toasteaa]

I’m a little late to say this, but I don’t even understand how you get hate. Genuinely. Every time you update, I’m excited to read about Eclaire and Neuvilette, and I’m AroAce! Like, I wanna draw fan art of your OC because her design and story is cool. So, don’t let the hate get ya down, because you def have a lot of people who like your work!

WAAAA THANK YOU FOR LOVING HER SO MUCH 🥹💙 I always get those little moments of putting her back in the box because I know a lot of people coming around are here for my x reader drabbles, but I just can't help it. I love her sm,,,their ship makes me so happy and I love imagining all the situations that they might get into! The fact that other people feel the same way and even want to draw her makes me so unbelievably giddy like, you all really don't understand how much that means to me!

In terms of the hate I get...it's usually because of her appearance. Which, you know, really sucks but it's (unfortunately) something I'm very used to in a lot of fandom spaces. One of the biggest issues I've always had with character creation and self shipping/inserting is the fact that people are just weird about brown folks. Anything from "you don't fit the aesthetic of [insert franchise]" to "[insert character] wouldn't be into black girls". It's an absolutely batshit take that I'll never understand because it's like...what is the actual difference between me having fun and doing what I'm doing and someone else doing the same thing? There isn't one; I'm not doing anything that they aren't doing. I just look different.

It's not a new phenomenon that cropped up suddenly when I started posting more in the genshin fandom, but it does start cranking up whenever more people see my work. It stings, but I'm not going to stop making characters that look like me because of it. I want brown people in fantasy and I'm gonna put them in there 🤷🏾‍♀️

All that to say that some people suck, some people are amazing, and I'm in love with my big tiddy detective wife. She's not going anywhere 💙

#toast talks #I'm legally required to make as many black characters as possible #that's the law #and yeah I do know that some people do the 'unflattering aesthetic' thing but it's like...have you ever seen black women #we can literally fit into every aesthetic and look good as fuck in it. Skintone doesn't stop shit. #There's also the issue of colorism in fandom spaces but we're not gonna get into that right now! #I just wanna put Eclair in Neuvillette's lap so they can kiss! I need people pulling strings behind them to get them closer! #I need a romcom of them! Stupid sitcom situations! Hurt and comfort! Emotional scenes!

[demadogs]

devastatingly disappointed that the entire young royals tag is filled with comparisons to rwrb and heartstopper as if i dont love young royals entirely because its executed so much better than either of those

#plz i cannot be the only one who thinks this #young royals is just way more mature and serious and i MUCH prefer queer dramas over romcoms #heartstopper was made for a very young demographic i just cant get with something catered to kids #(just realized the irony of me saying that while having a coraline icon lmao BUT THATS DIFFERENT) #but i do get that its so important for young queer kids to have a show like that so i have no beef with it #rwrb on the other hand……. oh my god #that book…. was so good. and then they tainted it so bad #they heartstopperified it but the BOOK WASNT MADE FOR KIDS LIKE HEARTSTOPPER WAS #like this is a serious real hevy situation??? the prince and the first son?? no way you just slapped your mans ass in front of the presiden #thats why i love young royals they take the situation so much more literally like he WOULD be having panic attacks he WOULD be freaking out #and again i like drama shows especially when it comes to queer love #the only queer romcom ive ever loved is but im a cheerleader every other one ive seen is so cringey that i stop watching #young royals #plz dont ‘let people enjoy things’ me like whatever you want but im allowed to bitch and moan this is my house

[simcardiac-arrested]

thoughts on something borrowed (2011) ^_^

okay hi im 6 hours late because im busy as a whale but see i Liked this movie is the thing. it was horrible it was so bad but i was watching it at 9pm and i was so fascinated by how bad it was that i even Liked it a little bit. like i said it was like a car crash. absolutely terrible but i couldnt bring myself to look away. okay so get this there's these two best friends rachel and darcy and the second one is about to get married. The thing is that they are first of all the trope where it's like loser nerd girl who's never socially achieved anything & blonde slaygirl who's annoying and self centered but also weirdly cares in her own way and also fucks everyone. Ok. so darcy is about to get married to this guy dex and she and him go to a party to celebrate rachel's 30th birthday. and then rachel and dex are left alone and he does some shit and she goes this is why i had a crush on you in law school ... and then they MAKE OUT? AND FUCK? LIKE JUS T SUDDENLY JUST LIKE THAT LIEK HUHHHH? HELLO? it's like ok i get you're drunk but seriousy how can you do this to your best friend when she's getting married in a few days. But whatever. AND THE WORST THING IS DEX IS THE MOST WHITE BREAD BORING ASS GUY LIKE THERE IS NOTHINGGGGGG ABOUT HIM THAT MAKES DOING ANY OF THIS WORTH IT he';s literally just. there. and then basically they continue doing fuckall for 2 hours and all rachel does is get mad that dex is still with darcy (?? what is he supposed to do he's supposed to get married to her) and she tries to make him jealous constantly and it's so dumb. ESH you are all horrible people. which is to say darcy spends the whole time slaying and being a self absorbed cunt like always but then in the second half of the movie we also find out she's been cheating on dex??? WITH THE GUY WHO SHE THOUGHT RACHEL WAS WITH ????? and then it turns out she got PREGNANT from him????? SO THEY BOTH CALL OFF THE WEDDING?????????? but then darcy realizes rachel has been fucking dex and she gets SO mad she's like I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU even though 2 seconds ago she was like lol yea it's fine no more wedding i don't think it was working out. and im pregnant from another dude anyways lol haha WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FUCKED DEX? anyways. if you even care rachel had a best friend who was helping her through all of this and supporting her and he was always trying to push her to do what he wants. and they gave like 0 romantic vibes EVER but then out of the blue at the end of the movie he goes Well i like you. and rachel is like oh lol well sorry im too into thjis white dude who is too much of a pussy to do anythiung ever regarding our relationship. and her bestie is like ok. AND I WAS SO BAFFLED BY THIS ROMANTIC REVEAL BUT AT THIS POINT ? THEY SHOULDVE GOTTEN TOGETHER BECAUSE THAT DUDE PUT SO MUCH MORE EFFORT IN THAN DEX EVER DID ADN HE WAS ALSO LESS BORING AND ACTUALLY HAD A PERSONALITY. ok. and then the movie ends and rachel and dex are together and it's like yayyy!!! BUT WHO FUCKIGN CARES THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO BORING AND STUPID . LITERALLY ESH YOU ARE ALL HORRIBLE PEOPLE DONT LET ANYBODY ELSE GET INVOLVED INM YOUR RELATIONSHIP. great movie it was making my face contort with expressions previously unknown to human biology

#it's that sort of dumpster fire of a movie where you read a summary or hear some things about it and you're like #Well haha how bad can it be? and then you watch it and it's SO bad. and you're like HOW MUCH WORSE CAN THIS POSSIBLY GET? #and it's only been 10 minutes and it proceeds to get worse in every way\ #i cant #worst toxic cheating ass polycule ever #also rachel and darcy were gay the entire movie they were made for eachother to be in a seemingly unhealthy toxic yuri relationship #that magically works out because love or whatever #but nobody gets it. yeah sure whatever. white ass bread boyfriend who has not a single character trait #who cares #10/10 i need to watch more awful romcoms #cramswering

[boypussydilf]

ineed some ppl to understand that like. if anyone has been upset with the idea of there being more gumlee than bubbline. it is not because they’re pitting them against each other for no reason or they hate mlm or whatever. it’s because if you give people on the internet a work of fiction. a whole lot of people are going to make a beeline for 2 prettyboys they can draw kissing. to the exclusion of everything else. notably, to the exclusion of Any Female Characters. and it would just be slightly annoying if the biggest adventure time ship, a canon wlw relationship, where 2 women and their stories frequently dominate the tag, got overrun by their genderbent au versions with significantly less development and total screentime.

#like dont. be dicks to people just for posting about the gay guys. #and its sure as hell not a bad thing that we are getting to see Gary and Marshall RomCom Moments #but like. ive seen multiple people going #‘dont pit them against each other!!!’ and ‘stop saying one kind of queer rep is superior!!!!’ and ‘theyre yuri either way :)’ #and ONE person ever saying ‘im gonna be annoyed if people start posting more abt them than original bubblegum and marceline’ #basilposting #Oh and on a definitely not related note. #every time someone makes a genuine unironic simon/wk ship post #we should all rb the post of simon killing wk with a hammer

[rakkuntoast]

bad is so down bad for 4ever i get the 4haloers now

#qsmp #qsmp liveblog #they give me the energy of every romcom ever but somehow worse

[evyonagray]

Okay, so I usually don't ask for book recommendations, but I really really want to read a rom-com like the K-drama Business Proposal

Do you guys have any recommendations?

And I do mean as a book recs, but do drop the name of any manga/webtoon you thik I'd like too.

#Istg those 12 episodes were the happiest I've ever been #I was smiling and giggling and laughing out loud during every single episode and just having a great time over all #and I just want to feel that same kind of happiness again. #Kdrama #book recommendations #bookblr #business proposal #romcom #webtoon #Books

[blackgumball]

had a dream i was Nicole Kidman in a 90s version of Pride and Prejudice where Mr. Darcy was played by Tom Cruise.

He lives in this big house with his ex-wife who's SO mean to me, and I'm there to write an article or something. We waltz around hating eachother, until one day I find this notebook, and I flip it open and it's.. a printed version of my Tumblr page.

Cruise sees me (Nicole) flipping thru confused and tackles me to the ground. Now im MORE confused. He tells me "I printed out your blog because I love you and I want to know more about you." and I was just lying there, not really understanding anything

#being tackled isn't as hot as every romcom ever wants you to think it is #she speaks #dream journal #straight after this a weird glitchy compilation of every mission impossible started playing

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Question for u, have you listened to Malice Mizer?? Because I swear their music is so incredibly fitting for Pouf, I feel like he’d love a lot of their songs but I could see au revoir and gardenia being among his favorites :]

The "I want to sleep in your arms" line in au revoir but every time it repeats he says it just a little louder until he's screaming

Also,, the outfits in the video giving me the mental image of glam rock pouf

#looked at those two specifically but slipped a few more into my watch later and 👀 the actual romanticism in the lyrics #literally him skhdjfdj he is so sappy i can feel it in my heart #number one man most likely to cry into a bouquet; watches romcoms with an intensity never seen before in anyone ever #absolutely writes little poems #he is. and i say this in every single post but he just so funny to me; he contains multitudes dkjfjdj #asks #hxh #royal ant family #hoatm draws #friend talk tag

[baekhvuns]

i saw the convo you had about ppl drifting away from tumblr w/ melty and wanted to add: this is so true, or maybe the kpop fanfic culture is drying up? it’ll come back— long fics with actual plots and a !!!!story!!!! are long gone and replaced with straight porn. people who had the stories and the skills to write and make people actually feel as if they are INSIDE that story no longer have the time or motivation to write, people are rude enough and the writers block just makes it worse.

i can def see that anon

#✉️ : ask #the holiday’s r coming may b there will be a revival!! #someone gotta write a New York christmas romcom with every cliche ever pls

[chryzure-archive]

okay back to thinking abt chrysijacks romcom moments :)

#I CANT WRITE THEM MAD AT EACH OTHER RN IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY #chrysijacks polaroid adventures. so happy and in love and loving their best lives <3 and nothing goes wrong ever #except the occasional ghoul but that’s part of the romcom :) #memorie.txt #s.chrysijacks #every time i read the webtoons that make me think of jacks because their blonde boy designs i jst go dkskvhsncjsnss… frothing at the mouth

[acealistair]

ugh i'm in a romcom anime mood but idk what to watch... i'm all up to date on komi can't communicate and spy x family but i want more doki dokis lol. but i'm also too scared to start new anime that i haven't heard a lot about already in case it's Weird™️, if u know what i mean

any suggestions?

#komi can't communicate is a lil Weird but i can overlook it. but that's about my limit #it's a fucking shame they had to go and make sxf Weird with yuri ugh but again i can overlook it since he won't be there every episode... #my fave anime romcoms ever are inuyasha and kamisama kiss