#everyone is dressed for school and he's !?

[crunchchute]

Sam and Max if they were cool /j

#sam and max #crunchchute art #my art #somehow this shitposty art piece made me emotional while drawing #i miss highschool and my friends and just going on school trips and stuff listening to shitty scene music like botdf #and playing the songs on a phone close to our ears or sharing an earbud on the bus #and being fucking cringy and shit man i wish i experienced more of that #perhaps i wasted my teen years on stress and worrying so im dressing like this now to make up for it #i know you wont see this D and im sorry i was being awful to you sometimes but i liked teasing you as if you were my sibling #i really miss those times. and i know i could always reach out to you but you moved on and im still stuck so i wont. but im thinking about #you from time to time! and the little fun we had back in hs. i really felt like i could be myself when hanging out with you #and i thought about you making this piece. me as max u as sam that would fit lmao #<- hes getting sappy missing the idea of his friends 10 years ago that only exists in memories now because everyone except him grew up

[certifiedwerewolf]

Remember that episode of Suite Life where Zack pretended to have ADHD because his schoolwork was shit and if he had ADHD he'd have ADHD accommodations and a special education class and once he had accommodations his performance improved? And he eventually came clean and got in trouble and had to go back to regular classes where he would have to just buckled down and work harder? And he was portrayed as lazy Zack being lazy by wanting ADHD accommodations because of course HE didn't have ADHD, and he was being disrespectful to REAL people with ADHD who needed everything made easier for them?

Anyway I want to rewrite that to have it where Carrie, suspicious that he's faking, has him tested, and the test results come back BEFORE he comes clean but are looked at AFTER, and Carrie is forced to eat her words of reprimand about how Zack just needs to "buckle down and work hard instead of taking the easy way out".

Also

Zack: I don't have ADHD

Bob: Are you sure? Because you sure act like you do

#anyway new headcanon that zack is late-diagnosed adhd king #he brings up this event as an adult and one of the people present points out that #hey if those accommodations helped you maybe you needed them #kinda fucked up that no one bothered to have you tested #(maybe they did have him tested idk #i just feel like if carrie was worried about her son's school performance and something improved it #maybe she should have tried latching onto that #except of course everyone thinks adhd is 'lazy but at least you've got an excuse' so that tracks #this is almost as bad as that time she caught him crossdressing #and when he confessed it was to win money for bikes she clutched her heart and said #'oh thank god' #because you know #heaven forbid the alternative #that he's a boy who likes dresses or transfeminine in some way #/god forbid/ you have to accept your son #actually #add transfem zack to the pile #i'm going to fix this show #one 'actually that was kinda fucked up' post at a time)

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Megumi’s life in ur “tsumiki and megumi are seperated” AU is super fucked. Does Gojo secretly put him on supervillain watch. Does he try to give him the worst counselling anyone has ever seen.

Worse he keeps trying to become Megumi’s New Dad and Megumi cannot emphasize enough how much he does not want him to do this. Why does Gojo keep asking him to throw a baseball with him. Why does he keep trying to ruffle his hair.

#Gojo tried to give him The Talk and megumi immediately turned around and tried to walk into traffic #because he’s the funniest motherfucker that ever was in any universe #it’s important to note that Megumi’s life in that AU is super fucked but almost no one knows the scope of it #megumis taking that shit to his grave #hes finally in a better place and he really really does not want anyone else to know about what he considers a really humiliating experience #he hates feeling weak is the thing and no one has ever made him feel weak the way his family did #he didn’t have any power over his own life and it was /humiliating/ #everyone else had normal childhoods and there he was being micromanaged so excessively that he wasn’t allowed to bathe and dress himself jn #until fucking high school. and even then it was only because the Zenin couldn’t hassle him at school #like it’s super obvious to everyone that the Zenin abused him but #no one knows just how bad it was #tsumiki knows he made some kind of deal so the Zenin would take care of her but he refuses to tell her what it was because he doesn’t want #to admit he tried to hurt himself. he doesn’t want her to know how bad it got. #maki knows better than anyone but 1) she doesn’t know most of it and 2) she’s not telling anyone about it either. Megumi’s her boy. she’s #not betraying his already fragile trust by airing out his business to other people #it’s sort of painfully obvious the Zenin used to beat him but no one talks about it. Megumi would shut down if anyone tries #like his life was sort of terrible and he didn’t see it getting better but somehow it did and he just wants the past to die #he wants what happened to be dead and buried and over and he knows it’s far from it but he just. he doesn’t want anyone to know.

[goldeneyedgirl]

Do you have any more of deaf alice you’d be willing to share? That fic lives rent free in my mind

Deaf Mary-Alice is currently just a collection of Jasper's thoughts as he simps for her and wonders if she truly understands how much he loves her since they made up all the signs when he was emotionally stunted and Too Battle Hardened by Life to Care, and can't find the right words to explain.

The Cullens aren’t at all prepared for Mary-Alice, and it’s kind of fun to watch.  There are still three weeks until graduation, and he’s already negotiated a deal with Carlisle in exchange for completing high school once again (“Five years, Carlisle, of no high school.”) But it means that he has to leave her behind every morning, moping on the couch.  Except, every day they get home, Esme looks vaguely confused and flustered, and Mary-Alice is up to… something. One day, she’s climbing the railings of the first and second-floor landings, like some kind of bizarre parkouring gymnast - and not the kind of behaviour that Jasper’s sure Esme or any of the Cullens have witnessed or partaken in. But it's no different than her playing in the few trees around Monterrey or swinging from the beams in the roof of the barn. Bouncing off the roof of the mansion, laughing. (She lands on his back, kissing his cheek, telling him he was gone for far too long, her cheek nuzzling against him as she speaks.) Another day, she’s swiped some paint from Esme’s studio and spent the day painting the glass wall in his study with flowers (some of them have bleeding eyes in the centre, and others have tiny bones making up their stems, a casual reminder that she is not as soft and girlish as she might appear). The light through the window throws coloured light around his study. Esme is horrified but trying to cover it up, and Jasper mentally tells Edward that he’ll take care of it, just not to mention it. It’s easy enough to get her a canvas and a pile of sketchbooks that light her face with happiness.  (One sketchbook is hidden under the cushions of his couch; quick sketches of visions intermingled with drawings of him and her - some of them are positively indecent, so the sketchbook stays hidden.)  There's the deer she manages to herd into the Cullens' garden, even manages to get a flower crown on the poor beast. Deciding to precariously perch herself on the very top of the library bookshelves, a pile of books next to her swinging leg as she pages through any coffee table book with coloured pictures, other book piles scattered around the room much to Carlisle's consternation. There's the fact she's caught touching the piano, sitting on the very top and bending over to press the keys to try and 'hear' it better. (He owed Edward for not pitching a fit of enormous magnitude over that; his brother had had the foresight to simply walk out and let someone else deal with Mary-Alice's investigation. And it had been easy to explain that the piano was Edward's, was special to him. By the time night falls, the piano is freshly polished and set to rights, with a wild daisy left on the seat as an apology.) There’s the day that Esme somehow manages to teach her the basics of sewing, and he comes home to Mary-Alice cutting up some of the clothing she’s been given to Frankenstein new items together. By then, Esme looks rather exhausted and frustrated - communication is still terribly stilted, and the mess of hacked-apart dresses probably looks like more work for her.  Instead, Mary-Alice sits there, laser-focused as she puts all her clothing back together, somehow more her than they were when she started.  (If she surreptitiously stitches a black gingham star to the pocket of his jeans at some point, it makes him smile.)

#my fic: deaf mary-alice #my fic: stl-adjacent #stl: wholesome-edition #jasper: oh god she's undergone trauma and despair i can never heal nor make up to her #mary-alice: my biggest trauma was being without the major for decades and also that one time peter tore my dress #esme's seriously wondering if she should renegotiate jasper's terms and that he doesn't have to go to high school #he just has to baby-sit his mary-alice #mary-alice isn't stupid; she just knows she can do what she wants as long as nothing gets broken #and everyone is too polite to say no to her #except jasper #he's there with a camera going “you're doing great babe” as mary-alice uses carlisle's books as a staircase to things she can't reach

[dollsuguru]

let it be known…. bestie!sukuna does a killer winged eyeliner

#sharp enough to cut a man and that’s his goal i just know he does the meanest winged eyeliner for you in class #you hand him the pen w/o saying a word and he’s immediately grabbing the back of your head to steady you #if suguru sees that he’s like What Thw Fuck Is going onnimm gonna be Sick #firmly believe that reader & everyone in school has a mini crush on sukuna #i say mini bc he is so fucking sexy but the moment he opens his mouth you’re like damn… i regret all my life choices why’s he yelling at me #anyways. reader is the only one who can tolerate sukuna and vice versa <3 reader is friendly so everyone loves them #but like. BEST FRIEND wise? it’s sukie & reader til death does them part 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 i love them so much idk why their dynamic makes me so happy #okay i’m just talking to myself in the tags rn hmmm how do i want him to look #pink hair + black undercut OBVIOUSLY. face tatts/body tatts OBVIOUSLY. #ear piercings + helix + industrials + eyebrow piercing + nose piercing + snake bites + tongue piercing OBVIOUSLY #he’d also wear reading glasses. FKN nerd 😹😹😹 i have 20/20 vision i can’t relate 🤭🤭🤭 #immaculately dressed & insanely intelligent you can call sukuna a lot of things but you can’t call him ugly or dumb #i think he’d have reader’s birth flower tattooed on him too just as a nod to how much he loves/cares for them <3 #where should he work… maybe at the same tattoo shop as suguru? yeah maybe that could work #sukie’ll be a piercer while sugu is a tattooist yeah that checks out #maybe they’re in the same frat? yeah that could work part 2 #okay YAY cool i’m glad i’m fleshing him out :3 #snippets #personal

[rememberingnoah]

wait wait wait guys that punk au but it's just everyone else is goth/scene/emo/punk/whatever except for marcus. he's the only one thats super preppy

#that would be so silly lololol #since he's the most dead inside #like everyone looks intimidating and hardcore but they're little rays of sunshine #and then theres marcus #dressed like ryan from high school musical being the absolute grumpiest grump

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Hani x Haruhi Soulmate AU with Body Swap ?

 (Slight change due to plot)

 When Haruhi woke up on her first day at Ouran High School, she discovered herself suddenly much shorter than before, male and sleeping in a room filled with cute things. Oddly enough the cute things confused her the most.

 She got out of bed and began looking for a phone, the door opening to reveal a man in a suit.

 “Master Mitsukuni, your father wonders where you are.” The man said.

 “I’m not uhh… Mitsukuni.” Haruhi said awkwardly. “I’m his soulmate I guess? Just woke up.” She shuffled awkwardly. “Looking for his phone so I can call my own to warn my dad.” Inside herself, Haruhi wondered at the fact apparently her soulmate had a butler of some sort. How rich was he?

 “Ah!” The man looked surprised before smiling. “Congratulations on the occasion. I will inform Haninozuka senior and his wife. I believe Master Mitsukuni charges his phone at his desk…” the butler trailed off.

 “Fujioka Haruhi,” Haruhi bowed. She moved to the desk to grab the phone, surprised to see an expensive version. She hesitated but then unlocked it. Luckily it had a face lock. She typed her number in once she got to the phone app and waited.

 “HARUHI~” her father’s voice came through the phone. “Your soulmate is so sweet!!!” 

 “I’m happy you think so dad,” Haruhi snorted. “He recognizes the number?”

 “Yeah!” Haruhi’s own voice filtered through the phone. “I can’t wait to meet you Haruhi-chan!!” Haruhi blinked but then glanced around the room. Right, the guy seemed like the type. 

 “It’s technically my first day at Ouran…” Haruhi said nervously. “I-“

 “You’re going to Ouran to?!?” Mitsukuni cheered. “That’s great! I’m a senior there!” Haruhi blinked then reached up to touch her cheek. Or well her soulmate’s cheek. There was stubble. 

 “Huh, that is great,” Haruhi said thoughtfully. “Is there protocol for this you know of?”

 “Yeah, I’ll help Ranka through it,” Mitsukuni said. “My dad can to on his end; did Nara come in? The butler.” Mitsukuni clarified.

 “He did. Your father wondered where you were.” Haruhi clarified.

 “I didn’t show up for morning practice,” Mitsukuni agreed. The door to the room opened again and Haruhi turned to look at a man entering the room.

 “Mitsukuni? And Fujioka?” The man said. Haruhi put the phone on speaker. 

 “Hi, dad!” Mitsukuni said cheerfully. “Haruhi and her dad don’t have a car so it might be a bit before we can get to the house! I’ve never ridden a train before!” The horror look on the older man’s face caused Haruhi to wonder, just how rich was her soulmate?!

#ouran high school host club #ohshc #mitsukuni haninozuka #haruhi fujioka #soulmate friday #and with this the plot is removed #hani buys Haruhi a proper uniform and she hates the dress so he gets her a boy one #and they are publially soulmates #but everyone thinks haruhi is a boy still #so yeah

[house-in-the-backyard-trees]

mental breakdown in the tags incoming scroll past for your own well being

#so like im just WORRIED #cause like what if ive fully just convinced myself i think he's attractive but I actually dont think he is and I'm just jerking him around #and actinf like i think hes cute cause hes the first guy im not even joking basically ever since the ripe old age of 9 except for cameron #idgaf about his privacy he can fuck off but anyway he is like the first guy other than tiny little awkward 9 year olds to show me any form #of attention. and what if im craving it so bad im just convincing myself that i like him? like am i doing that? cause never in my life have #i gotten like those fucking butterflies or whatever around guys cause ive never been around them much so ive always felt so awkward around #them and just ignored them. like i even have a hard time talking to my male coworkers and looking them in the eye. and i just make up these #scenarios where every single male coworker that ever showed me any form of attention is actually secretly going to fall in love with me and #its like FUCK is that just all I'm doing? pretending? on both ends? but then i have to tell myself that my anxiety is more often than not #full of shit. but like ive craved attention all my life and what if im juat latching on to the first guy that gives that to me? i don't #wanna be that asshole. im just scared. how does everyone just date people? i thought for a while i may be ace in some way #but im also just wondering if i repressed myself that fucking much from literally age 6 that it did that much damage to me? cause ive always #been weird about myself and my body and things like that and i vividly remember wearing a tank top at age 6 in school and being freaked out #the whole day that i would get dress coded. i need to unpack this in therapy hardcore. cause i was also sa-ed when i was younger but i can't #exactly remember how old i was. #but i just think ive always repressed myself and pushed all of that down to the point that i dont know what it feels like? cause i watch #movies and read books and listen to music qnd im like hmm thats never happened to me something must be Wrong With Me. #thanks for coming to my ted talk #im so fucking nauseous #is that butterflies lmao #🎸

[dawningfairytale]

well ya see im here im queer and i had a Thought about high school musicals and now you're getting a s1 hsmtmts post

in season 1, seb gets cast as sharpay which is great and he gets to be flamboyant as it juxtaposes with his shyer real life personality and his massive farm family is super supportive and it's all sweet which i adore

however, i went on a rant about noel gruber and kurt hummel the other day bc look i had a crush on a girl who presumably wasn't into girls and my brain won't shut up about it and the fear of making her uncomfortable and being a predatory queer. this is fun when you're any flavour of fruit, but i have seen that it tends to be a particularly prevalent stereotype facing gay men (i'll put an addendum here that i'm not part of this community and i cannot speak to it, but i have seen several gay guys not liking this stereotype. wonder why /sarcasm)

so here's the Thought with hsmtmts. a decent part of sharpay's character (particularly in the second movie but it's still there in the original and i will not be getting into potential subtext here) is that she's into troy and he Does Not Like these advances. so, with gender bending, that makes sharpay explicitly gay (as opposed to the implicitly gay ryan evans) and, if troy is straight, predatory gay character. and sure, this would not be acknowledged as acceptable within the show (the high school's performance), but doesn't that seem a little off? honestly, even if seb were to suck it up and be grateful for the opportunity, carlos would not stand for this. and i doubt miss jenn would see it at first, but once it's pointed out to her/she figures out the issue (probably the first one lowkey) she would totally change the script for her students.

what's my theory? what's this idea that maintains the story of the characters but doesn't fall into harmful stereotypes?

in the east high production of high school musical troy bolton is canonically bisexual thank you for coming to my ted talk.

also it allows for a line like "i'm good with you being bisexual but NOT in theatre" from chad. and isn't that the dream?

#also why didn't they put seb sharpay in a skirt/dress? WEAK #ik sharpay did wear mostly pants in the canon original but shhhhhh #'i'm into men i'm just not into you' troy -> sharpay #this isn't perfectly 1-1 with the themes. bc hsm is very much a 'troy and gabriella realising they're bi' movie. straightest bisexual movie #and THEN there's a clearly fruity protagonist who is aligned with good throughout #AND IF RICKY BOWEN IS QUEER (friends? enemies? ...lovers?) THEN THERE'S MORE DEPTH TO THE STAGE ANXIETY MOMENT #i dont know if this is good. but *i* like it #hsmtmts #high school musical: the musical: the series #or however many colons there are #sharpay is a queer icon tho #this is just my take #i just think it'd be great if everyone were accepting of troy liking boys but to HELL if he liked *theatre*

[nazumichi]

michiru wins prize for “weirdest and longest list of adults that pick her up after school” (I did not win a prize for catchy names btw)

#raii talks a lot #i got upset at myself for a bit because I was like “oh yeah shirou and marie. that’s it” no it’s not !!! she’s got a lot here #well like obvi I think people are. very intimidated by shirou I mean. daily occurrence ishim kicking ass and taking name in public it’s very #“oh fuck I took a paper clip today without asking he’s gonna get me” - grown teacher. he doesn’t get anyone although I do think he was prett #close at one point probably did some convincing to get a dress code exception bc michiru wasn’t comfortable with skirts and flats #like “did the guy who saved the city last month just pick up my student” and also “….that’s marie itami…” #I imagine marie didn’t want to be caught dead at a school bc cool points or whateverbut. maybe michiru mutters something later abt idk kids #being mean as kids are and marie was like “do these kids have names. just asking btw. can you show them to me.” #for financial reasons or something. michiru stands there behind marie who’s gonna yell at an old guy for being a pushover like “this is the #best day of my life.” #THE IMAGE THAT IS MICHIRU LOOKING UP AT THE SKY AFTER SCHOOL AND TEACHERS LIKE “where’s her ride” AND THIS FUCKING ALBATROSS #pingua just picks her up. like no literally he picks her up and puts her on his back andflies off with a “good evening to you nice people!!” #she could fly herself but she’s got bags and also this is funnier to her #shirou and marie on an important mission pingua out of town and the mayor of animacity pulls up like “that one’s mine” and everyone loses #their goddamn MIND. like that’s the whole mayor. that’s the kid with the weird arms. that’s the student who keeps getting c’s. she’s taking #the junior idol with her what’s happening #rare normal days when Jem or melissa pick her up #sorry for thinking abt michiru picking up school again in anima city and having some little normalcy and getting to learn again #and play on school team and hang out with nazuna and nina after classes and getting detentions and being a kid. as if it’s my fault

[kryptic-krab]

*stares at ceiling* still thinking aboyt this weird interaction

#it was lunchtime and the ppl i usually sit by left bc they usually dip and walk around the school #idk why tbh its kot like theres anything cool....probably smoking tbh #anyway-- i wss alone then this guy walked up to me and sat across from me #seemed rlly nervous. kinda just opened up his phone and just did w/e on there #so i kept minding my business until he spoke up. said smth abt me looking rlly cool when i dress up and #started asking where i got my inspo from bands i like how i got into goth etc etc #it was fine i didnt rlly care. ppl approach me on this p often #then he started asking abt. my sexuality??? not being nasty or anything just if im bi or lesbian or smth #i answered. he started to look reaall hopeful when i was like 'oh gender doesn't matter to me' #may have been bc hes also trans? but then i brought up how i reject everyone bc low social energy/i have to create reaaally strong bonds to #have a relationship. the dude started fucking *scowling* at me. i xant describe the face well but he looked heated #then scoffed and went back on his phone. we were silent until the bell rang #what the hell do i make of this

[deadpuppetboi]

Bully but there's a mission where you have to deal with the Epsilon Program and either help/ruin spreading their cause.

#i just want Jimmy to show up to school dressed all up in blue and everyone thinking he finally lost it #and Gary laughing at how dumb the uniform looks #bully #bully game #bully: scholarship edition #bully se #bully scholarship edition #bully anniversary edition #rockstar bully #bully rockstar #bully canis #bully cce #bully canis canem edit #jimmy hopkins #gta five #gta v #epsilon program #kifflom #rockstar #rockstar games

[officialtokyosan]

dude ive been like hella depressed over how my teachers and adults treated me like shit or were hard on me as a kid or had no sympathy for me not because there was something wrong with me but because they were racist

#got shit on for bringing my own jump rope to recess in kindergarten bc they didnt have enough jump ropes #i kno this woman just hated kids but in 4th grade my teacher picked on the only black kid in my class #he was the most polite respectful intelligent and well dressed boy in the entire class she would berate him for little mistakes #he wasnt a smart aleck there genuinely was no reason for her to be so mad at him. she would embarrass him in front of everyone #and it made all the kids treat him the same way. he didnt do anything wrong. he wasnt even unpleasant #and other kids got made fun of they were nice to him #what the fuck. and i knew this wasnt deep maliciousness bc we were 9 but this is all bc of the fucking teacher. the Teacher taught this #im so mad. i cry thinking about him. 4th grade was so hard buddy i admire how you never wavered #the terf bangs principal frisking my bag the moment i walked in the room over some rumor #that i had no knowledge of #she was ready to turn me in....... #the counselors in middle school forcing me to join a sport because 'you have such an athletic body!' even though i told her! i hate pe! #demented!!!! demented!!! #my friends parents who see the worst in me despite never directly communicating #i want to believe in good! i want to believe in good! i want to believe in the good in people! i dont want to lose hope about people!

[redxriiot]

No thoughts, just MH au ideas

#//Yeah; thinking about what I've talked to with friend Kit; Ei being human (wiyh possible monster blood) is a p great idea #//Mans really saw a flyer and thought that'd be a p cool place to go and signed on up #//Gets let in somehow like jn Rosario/Vampire and it doesn't wven hit that he's in a school full of monsters until too late #//Mans thought everyone was in costume and just ROLLED with it #//Any off glances his way he brushed off with saying he forgot to Dress Ip that day #//Or jokingly saying he's dressed up as the scariest thing known to man: A bored depressed teenager #//Which gets taken literally; monsters considered; and earns him Charisma Points #;mun has spoken #// a certain Illithid boi or even perhaps a Cursed boi prolly gigure out he's actually human first thing he gotta scramble to save himself #//Prolly BS his way out of trouble by convincing the school head to let him stay; for develoing monster-human relations he'd offer #//Or stays bc he successfully convinced everyone he's a witch with a simple magic trick and fooled them #//That last idea is funny. bc that means endless nights awake frantically learning every trick he can #//But ye #//i like this #//Mans has to come to school everyday looking like goth/punk as hell to sell the lie lmao #//Now i wanna do character desogn for this au oh no #//Lmao; monsters trying to get him to do magic for them and he goes on a BS tirade about how RUDE that is; how DARE they ask him so easily #//Also Ei; casually shows off a trick to make his thumb 'deattach' or the pencil wiggle illusion and make people LOSE THEIR MINDS #//jdvfbfb only shows off when it's non-specific ig #//Ask him to levitate a boulder? nah? ask for a random demonstration? here's Kiri; MAGICALLY changing the color of his (mood) ring

[jrueships]

he's so !!!!!

#wearin the special bracelets !!!! #hes soo pretty everyone in the world and their moms should be making fancams for him #the prettiest people know how to dress the least #unbiased opinion by bee #his anxious hands #his 🥺🥺🥺 #my meow meow he is sick #infected with hardenitis #plaguing his Lungs #someone Free him #maxey #did u know ants character kermit went to maxeys college hmmm it's the crumbs !! #maxeys one line in the entire movie > adam sandlers whole career #how can he be in theater club for all of middle school and highschool and still cant act.... #it's okay hes still a short king

[lady-ofmidnight]

what was the weirdest Halloween costume you saw today?

#Question #happy halloween #halloween 2023 #Halloween #I saw this person (who doesn't work at Starbucks anymore) dressed up as a Starbucks batista #He gave out starbucks coffee cup liners to everyone #Not cups #Cup liners #I also saw a kid who dressed up as Jesus #Not sure if it's school appropriate #But okay #I went as a witch #Hat and broom as well