#fast bathroom

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #screencap #s07e01 “Now What?” #one of the thing that bothered me about canon huddy #is it feels too close to the unrealness of s5 finale #just huddy becoming canon does not feel like it would be enough to offset all the issues house had building up in s6 finale #hes not even a bit bitter about wilson throwing him out anymore and it certainly wasn't just a cover for huddy #left unresolved #last patient's death unresolved (you can say it delayed if youre a pedant) #the overall stress from that wrecked building - unresolved #all this skipped overnight #even more of a rocky start to this relationship would be better #cuddy too #this is so ooc for both of them #like their characters got reset #i do wonder how proper huddy would look like in canon #like it wouldnt work long term either #but in s7 it just went too smooth #what does cuddy even gets out of it besides the initial thrill? #she is a freak and workaholic in a completely different way to house #literal mother #and an authoruty figure #they would clash so bad so fast it would be glorious #maybe it would be better if she didnt make it and house was already back on vicodin in the bathroom #also would give deniability to ooc moments #dont mind me *watching perfect house md in my brain*

[daily-isabeau]

“How can such a small hand do that much damage...”

#daily art patch #in stars and time #isat isabeau #isat bonnie #woah the rare Bon Bon appearance !! #this is mostly for April 1st and the boops #but I’ve been meaning to draw the bathroom events so #two birds one stone #I did these incredibly fast can you tell

[limonjarritos]

no im still so unwell over this??? vince scribbled out the criticism of rody in the review of the bistro. help

Nooooo but literally. How he immediately discredits any bad word against Rody! It defo made me more convinced that the reason the party ended was because Rody's ex classmate made fun of Rody (and it is mentioned by one of the guests that Vincent can hear Rody very clearly from over there, there's no way he didn't notice that whole scene). I do wonder exactly what was said, since he's not afraid to be brutal to anyone that's not Rody.

If a customer ever treated Rody like shit in the typical way customers act towards service workers I don't think Vince would be too happy lmao. POV: you treated your waiter like shit and now some white french man who smells like an ash tray starts glaring daggers at you.

Come look at my smiling deranged blorbo!

#dead plate #limon answers #seriously he's so... #his ass was never gonna fire Rody for shitty service. Why the fuck did I redo all the days to get perfect scores??????? orz #thought I'd lose the game but Vince is like kicking his feet and staring intensely at Rody (in love) #I was stressed!!!!! when I couldn't clean a table fast enough or making time to talk to vince while doing the shift????? #does he even care if i steal money??? #oh also the implication of Rody being willing to steal money...for manon ofc #I really wanna know Manon...though she very much haunts the narrative haha. I have my own takes on their relationship- #but its not too deep and would probs be best supplemented by some further lore from the creator #but i do know manon was probably mentally in tears begging Rody to care for himself for once. boy your bathroom is flooding!!! #manon thinking shes going to finally date someone competent and stable when with Vince lmaooo #limon.txt

[cowcowwow]

#where is yamg? great question #maybe she's fast asleep. maybe she's looking at her scroll. maybe she's on the roof. maybe she's in the bathroom #WE JUST DON'T KNOW #/silly fgdvdbb #rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #cow draws

[tchaikovskaya]

I cleaned my apt thoroughly for the first time in months pls clap 🧍🏻‍♀️

#like it’s very pathetic that that’s an accomplishment but at this point it is lmao #actually it was only the living/dining area and the kitchen but those were the worst in terms of clutter and actual filth respectively #my bedroom and bathroom are still a mess but i did do minor tasks there too (both!) #just those are the two most visible areas for anyone coming into the apt (thus most shameful) so i made those a priority lol #weirdly enough my bathroom is the thing i stay on top of the most bc i hate the bad Smells in there and bc its dirtiness grosses me out most #i know it takes a lot of effort for super depressed folx (like me 🤡) to manage usually but somehow for me it getting objectively Gross so fa #*fast forces me to clean it regularly idk

[tennessoui]

so two more of my dnd friends announced that they were dating each other recently and i had the thought,,, dnd could fix him(anakin) so like. imagine he has a huttese only game that he dms going on throughout his teenage years (maybe with childhood friend kitster) and then that friendship group implodes thanks to teenage drama. so then he gets into a group playing in basic (whether or not they meet due to dnd or this is canon au and so obi wan spends anakin’s teen years pretending he’s not jealous of the attention anakin gives to his dnd game is variable) and boom! this game has obi wan in it. and dnd has a lot of improv and acting so if their characters fall in love it doesn’t mean anakin and obi wan are in love, even though anakin having a fake sibling relationship with kitster or someone does mean that the two of them think of each other as kind of siblings. but obviously the only person allowed to be in love with anakin’s character is obi wans character. if anakin’s the dm then that means no one but obi wan is allowed an npc flirt so obi wans character has to be the Biggest Slut, but if anakin’s another player than that means anakin’s character is absolutely Not Allowed to Be A Slut and neither is Obi-Wan’s because the only one for him by now is anakin. (bonus points if it’s a dnd podcast like critical role so obi-wan sees shipping fanart of characters) for once anakin is not the crazy jealous one because he’s played dnd long enough that he knows any flirting is just practice for obikin. anakin is more worried about his friendship with vos than obi wan being an in game slut.

(publishing follow up ask for dnd context)

sorry, dnd anon here, forgot to let u know the basics of the game. basically, one person gets really into it and world builds a whole world with npcs and politics and a villain (bbeg) and becomes the dungeon master (dm) for either a single session (one shot) or a whole multi session story arc (called a campaign) while everyone else plays one single character and rolls the dice that the dm tells them to to see if they succeed or fail. sometimes the players come up with really wacky shit that the dm just has to like. deal with, and other times someone says something like “life needs things to live” and everyone lovingly mocks them for it. podcasts of people playing exist, and some of them have huge fandoms with while shipping cultures, and if u want to watch one to get familiarized with the game, i would recommend dungeons and drag queens by dimension 20 (2/2)

i need to preface this by saying i really don't know anything about dnd and the explanation you sent is really great but i still don't think i know anything about dnd. also i feel like a little part of anakin has to always have a crazy jealous inclination because (gestures to mustafar anakin rots scenes) that was formative to me when i watched it

maybe obi-wan's letting all of his jealousy flow into his character so he's being sorta unhinged in the game while anakin is being unhinged in real life. compromise!

this isn't dnd necessarily, but your ask did remind me of this fic by @intermundia where they play world of warcraft

and i absolutely remember reading a fic where they play dnd in a modern au and that's their whole basis for a relationship but i really cannot remember it for the life of me. or find it.

#asks #obikin #it is not your fault your explanation was gold #ive literally played in a oneshot before for dnd #and i feel like i don't know anything about it #literlaly nothing can help me at this point #im ok with that i think some people just are not made for games #it's the youngest sibling in me #i was made to watch people play games and backseat drive #and bask in the sounds of them having fun #dnd au where obi-wan doesnt actually play dnd but he's the legal guardian of ahsoka who does #and feels compelled to make snacks and monitor the games when all her friends come over #and anakin always takes 12 thousand bathroom breaks #trying to get obi-wan alone in the ktichen to talk with him #cause he's much more interested in obi-wan than some game #pre-meeting obiwan anakin would never have thought that at all #the might fell #and fell fast

[silvermoon424]

I know y’all are sick of hearing about how I’m being micromanaged, but we just had a meeting about how I’m taking too many bathroom breaks and now I need to get a doctor’s note for my IBS.

Yes, I’ve been actively looking for a new fully remote job.

#no all the bathroom breaks were not IBS related I just needed a break #I cannot believe how closely they’re micromanaging me #I can’t get a new job fast enough

[pileofsith]

A pine marten slammed into me today at work.

#really cute critter but it startled me #it got stuck indoors and ran all over the place #sorry for no recent art but I am spending my evenings going to bed super early it must be the cold weather #honk shoo mimimimi behaviour #random rambling #PS blurry photo because it was FAST #we tried to steer it to an exit but instead it leaped into a meeting and fled to a bathroom #last I heard they isolated it there and called an animal org to pick it up and release it

[basu-shokikita]

maybe i have not seen the content people complain about but when i see talks about the fandom infantilizing toki i'm confused cause like...didn't canon start that...with every passing season toki become more and more child-like until age regression was essentially confirmed in aotd...

#dont reblog PLEASE im just thinking outloud i dont want discourse #rambling #like idk canonically toki likes coloring books and offered pizza/chocolate to skwisgaar in exchange for a solo #he gets excited about secret santa and says woweee #he has a teddy bear etc etc #none of these things have to be inherently child-like #but the way toki is written during these scenes is purposefully meant to be perceived that way #plus he's the youngest of the band #never taken seriously #throws tantrums often #and so on #there's a whole scene in aotd where the joke is that toki is essentially acting like a child that wants to be taken to the bathroom #there's always gonna be people flanderizing but honestly toki is a tough nut to crack tbh #the key is finding the balance imo. he might have child-like interests but hes also BRUTAL #and overall he STILL IS AN ADULT in a death metal band that gets his dick wet often and does drugs on the regular #he just also is traumatized and wants to reclaim the childhood he never had imo #i think dethklok is somehow a safe space for him to act the way he wants to act vs the way he was forced to when he lived w his parents #he prolly had no choice but to grow too fast and was essentially forbidden to experience any kind of joy #so with dethklok he can indulge in all those silly little things he never got to back then #thats how i see it at least

[spacenintendogs]

mistakes were made

#drank alcohol before eating & am paying the Price #just chilling in the bathroom for a while lol #rose rambles #i drank too fast

[5231045]

attempting to map out 221b

#not confident about the ground floor other than the kitchen and bathroom are next to each other cause plumbing #there might be a small window in bedroom 1 ground floor cause the wall seems to not be blocked on the outside #yea bedroom 2 ground floor is noisy af cause street lvl windows and double staircase foot traffic lol #originally I was going to shove the bathroom under the staircase lol #yeah so idk where to put the attic staircase #also the attic interior is way too long to fit in the roof #unless the attic is the mf tardis #anyway do not hold me to this lol #lmao updated commentary -> #changed up the layout based on new info and some comments I got on the first/rough version #it's still not 1:1 to the canon designs but I've tried to place things in a way that make sense and fit into the building (sorta) #the interior only makes sense if the building was way bigger than it's depicted as #also I wanted to put the attic access in the closet but it didn't fit right #been treating the windows on the side of the building fast and loose cause man idk I don't get paid to do this #the only way it makes sense that there's light coming through from both the back and front windows is if there's an open enough space behind #maybe the building behind 221b is like.. long and narrow. or L shaped or something idk #still don't know how I feel about the main and attic stairs placement and layout but they work(?) #reference #ref

[owlpellet]

in the past six weeks i have gotten both a norovirus and now some horrible cold that has lasted over a week. both of these things hit me harder and longer than covid did when i got it. the store in which i work must be an absolute petri dish because i simply did not get sick like this before transferring here. i am so tired.

#the covid also came from this store #i cannot get out of here fast enough my dudes #i'm one of the only people who wears a mask too #i think the problem is the department i manage is literally. right beside #the bathroom #so that fucking miasma is wafting out on me all day #freshly unwashed hands all over my shit #i hate it here i hate it i hate it

[newfeeling77]

i get so frustrated with ppl who wont just fucking help themselvessss. obviously theres a spectrum of pain and subsequent ability when it comes to mental illness but ive known so many people specifically gay people who let themselves live in squalor all while going to therapy taking medication and claiming to take care of themselves. thats the thing self care is NOT doing nothing, self care is actually doing the dishes sorry. its taking the trash out. calling the doctor and making an appointment. being an ADULT. i live with two people in their mid to late 20s who only do a chore once every few weeks and if i ever deign to bring it up i get either aggressive or apologetic responses about depression and struggle. as if im not constantly struggling. i force myself to do things bc they make me feel better… me and you are not all that different. ignoring your human life maintenance or outsourcing it to other ppl is the biggest form of self harm thats become normalized in certain communities

#btw if i go to your house n its a fucking mess it’s disrespectful sorry. to me #like again it’s so normalized in gay spaces from my experience. like oh don’t worry abt cleaning the bathroom its just friends from the bar #coming over. #like um no im sorry im not a fucking animallllll #sorry im angry abt chores today n that post set me off. #if everyone in my house did their fair share itd be incredible #its mostly my sister’s boyfriend but atp i cant tell if theyre really struggling or just stupid. its been 3 years living w them. #he straight up just throws his fast food trash on the floor all around him in his office doesnt give a fuck #i cant ask him to do anythinggggg he treats it like a personal attack #like if youre actually this incapable of taking care of yourself you need to go to the psych ward . #its the constant weed smoking like theres not one second of the day they arent high #and they dont shower enough either whole house stinks sometimes. id kill myself but good for them i guess

[clementineskesh]

COUNTER/weight 13.......

#JACQUI GREEN SPARE HAND IN MARRIAGE #THE INTRO. ARIA'S 'im an excitable aria joie fan cosplaying as aria joie at an aria joie concert looking for the bathroom' FAST TALK #LARRY!

[zee-aka-pretty]

Anyone else ever want to survive simply by thin air instead of food and water? or is ot just me?

#I want to practice inedia like an immortal master in a Xianxia novel #saves so much of time taken up by preparing and consuming food and water + bathroom breaks #no seriously #think about it #Inedia #not to be confused with fasting #Inedia here means the state which requires no food/sometimes water too for survival #not voluntarily starving oneself #xianxia #can someone invent it scientifically please? #science side of tumblr #is it possible #i wonder