hey guys now that mr qi is officially on some glitchy 4th wall breaking hidden creepypasta bullshit can we finally make him the tumblr sexyman he's always deserved to be
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John Price sees you sit down on a chair and watches as your thighs quadruple in size and he's already imagining the wedding he'll have with you.
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Ferris Bueller only had one day off , but I get off every day c;
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“black cats are bad luck!!”
Tell that to her, you twat!!
She ain’t gon’ do shit but love u (unless ur my cousin)
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i hate it so much when fat women try to insert themselves into fanfiction. most writers want to write healthy characters because healthy=beautiful. i (and many others) don’t find unhealthy (=fat) people attractive and that should not be a problem. luckily some of my favorite writers don’t pander to fatties!
inclusivity is cancer to our society.
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Y’kno, sometimes it’s hella fun to be me, because I’ve just realized that these men look pretty similar to each other being completely different in case of their personalities
I was literally walking backwards and forwards when I suddenly got it, lol
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phantom rouge illumi was so beautiful and for what!!! what did he gain from that?? he did that for US!!!!! 😭😭
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" We've got some things to talk about -
- here, beside the rising tide. "
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