#fisher.txt

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man i love aus where luz gets hunter to leave belos to join the owl house bc i literally cannot even think about the implications of how philip wittebane killed his brother because he was mad said brother ran away with the witch girl, stole his brother’s bones, made a clone, killed that clone, and then made a new clone out of those bones, killed that clone, and on and on until we get to hunter who has inexplicable anxiety just from being the latest in the line of many Blonde Men Who Die Gruesome Hamster-like Deaths and just for him to RUN AWAY WITH THE WITCH GIRL AGAIN, without being like

THE NARRATIVE WE COULD’VE HAD

#goldenlight #lunter #huntceda #goldenluz #the owl house #luz noceda #hunter wittebane #💜💛 #fisher.txt

[viva-a-gristle]

make me shut up i wont ever leave you alone abt this

Andre:

...

Grayson:

Great you made him sulk

#armsdealer.txt #fisher.txt

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Darius dangles the damning piece of paper in front of Hunter’s face.

“What’s this?” he asks smugly. He clearly doesn’t actually need an answer.

Hunter snatches for the list from Darius’s claws and misses. The older man laughs at his red face and ears, which only makes Hunter get redder.

“Where did you find that?!” the witchling demands.

“Under your mattress,”

“Why were you looking under my mattress? Who does that?”

“I was checking for drugs. Eda told me that’s where she used to keep hers so I figured I should check you every now and then.”

“Well, Dad, if I was ever going to have drugs in my room, they’re definitely not going to be under my mattress anymore.”

“So you admit that’s where you would’ve had them,”

“Why are we talking about this again,”

“Oh yeah, you were being anal about your love life,”

Darius holds the paper up to the light, miming putting on reading glasses.

“Let’s see here,” he says in his best old man voice, before switching to a surprisingly accurate impression of Hunter to read aloud the next part:

“step 5, start making small occasional comments about how much Luz’s friendship means to me, as a way to ease her into the idea that I could have strong feelings for her. One comment per day but no more than four times in a week,”

He looks Hunter dead in the eyes, “you’re getting in your own way here, Hunter. I think you should just try talking with her like a normal person.”

Hunter looks smug, “that’s step 9, thank you.”

“It should be the only step.”

#something something 100 step plan to steal yo girl #something something gravity falls #idk man #lunter #goldenlight #huntceda #goldenluz #fisher.txt #fish fics #microfics to be built upon later

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your lunter fic is so beautiful!! but i still cannot get out of my head the image of them finding out they're soulmates from luz fucking slapping hunter in the face and leaving a purple handprint or something😂

oopsie. at least they have a funny story to tell their kids

context

#the owl house #lunter #goldenlight #huntceda #luz noceda #hunter deamonne #hunter noceda #cus theyre married #toh #goldenluz #asks #fisher.txt

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“if you hate lumity why do you ship sashanne” as if amity had a whole episode dedicated to her crying over what she did to luz and how she’s a horrible person who should’ve treated her friends better

#sorry vagueing at a person i’ve def blocked since lmao #fisher.txt #anti lumity #anti amity #anti amity blight

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Hunter coming out to Luz as bi

OKAY here i am like over 6 months later LMAO

like whattt? im not dead?? i know, i know. my deepest apologies

i have already written him coming out in flapjacks with syrup so if you want more go read that too not to self promote agskgjjghh (i will be updating that soon just saying 👀)

but here’s some headcanons!

lemme see, theres so many ways for this to go. lets entertain just a couple tho lol

scenario #1

its july and luz is getting/making pride merch for everyone bc shes trying to make it a thing on the isles. at least a little holiday. perhaps a parade? itll be fun!

and she realizes she has no clue what hunters deal is. is he straight? aroace, maybe. that guy is married to his work.

shes trying to keep this pride thing a surprise so she asks him nonchalantly like “hey broooo i was just wondering. whats your sexuality. a friend wanted to know.”

and he bluescreens

“uh. i— i dont know, actually.”

he never really thought about it. hes always been too busy being attracted to them books lmao

he has to get back to her in two business days at least 😂😂😂

he basically spends those days spacing out and scaring his classmates by intensely staring at them.

hunter discovers that he generally feels the same about any gender. and he didnt really have a preference when imagining his future having a wife, husband, or partner. as long as they made him happy

and everyone was really pretty. hexside had quite a lot of cute witches and demons

but honestly, he still didn’t really find himself wanting to start a relationship with any of them (gee wonder why)

he chalks it up to the fact that he’s focusing on his studies and apprenticeship right now and has no time for romance

besides, if he had a partner, he’d have even less time to spend with luz his friends

he finds luz up in a tree behind the owl house, nose in a book. shes so focused on the story that she doesn’t even hear him approach

“LUZ!”

“WHA—“

she was so startled she fell put of the tree. hunter tried to catch her he really did but they both wound up crashing down to the ground in a heap

oof

luz shoved him off her, laughing “first you give me a heart attack and now you try to crush me? i thought we were friends now, hunter!”

“sorry, sorry,” he wheezed as he rolled over in the soft grass

luz went and retrieved her book from where she accidentally threw it, “so what did you need me for?”

“oh, i just wanted to tell you i think i figured out my sexuality now, like you asked,”

“thats okay. i didnt mean to presure you so you dont have t—”

he sat up, “im bisexual,”

liz gasped “OH SWEET, twinsies!”

she got matching bandanas for them. cowboy vibes lol

luz did successfully get the annual pride parade set up in the isles. hard to say no to her shes a force of nature and also kinda a celebrity now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

scenario #2

luz has just assumed he’s gay

bc they often talk about guys they think are cute. like if theyre at the mall food court (without the hexsquad) and see any hot guys they are thoroughly checking them out and giggling like school girls

its not something she can do with amity (obviously), vee or willow. plus, she trusts that hunter isnt about to go squealing to her girlfriend about her attraction to men she has no plans on pursuing

its a good bonding activity, okay. if you cant thirst over cute guys with your bestie are they really your bestie

alas, because of this, luz never reads too much into the moments they have together. hunter let a hug linger a little too long? he lets her eat off his fork? puts his arm around her on the couch? just friendly behavior. its not like he likes her or anything. bc hes gay right

anyway. theyre like, at a chinese restaurant picking up takeout for the gang and the cashier is just adorable. miss teen connecticut. the cutest girl ever. they both stutter their words and awkwardly fumble around while picking up this order. hunter almost dropped the food and luz signed her name as Liz Noda on the receipt

they get out of there and start laughing once they reach the car

“guess its bi disaster hour am i right?” hunter joked

luz laughed but then it hit her

“wait. you like girls?”

hunter looked at her confused, “yeah?”

“oh…” she trails off,

and hunter starts the car and drives off, not even giving the conversation a second thought

meanwhile luz is dead silent in the passenger seat like

she be rethinking everything agsjfjjhh

OKAY SECRET 3RD SCENARIO!

tboy!luz au :3

okay so luz is scared bc he’s finally worked out his gender. he’s a guy.

its what pushes him to break up with amity. its amicable at least

and so as luz moves on with his life, and starts falling for hunter, he’s scared hunter wont like him now bc he’s trans

and once hunter finds out about that, he’s putting a stop to it fast. like:

“dude. im bi. i dont care if youre a boy or a girl. youre luz. and i like luz.”

and they live happily ever after the end agajdjjg

#lunter #goldenlight #huntceda #fish fics #asks #fisher.txt

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i’m sorry(canadian) I love string bean but I cannae let go of luz with the blue jay. that’s her blueberry and also flapjack isn’t dead. cardinal!hunter and bluejay!luz supremacy. Amen.

#fisher.txt #lunter #technically? #lol #‘male cardinal and blue jay. always fighting at my bird feeder. might be gay’

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luz gets home one day and hunter MOVED ALL HER SHIT and now she can’t find anything! the house is cleaner than it ever has been in the past and than it ever will be again as she tears the place apart looking for. a pen. that he put back in the pen case.

he comes home from the store and she makes him show her where he put it. “with the other pens, where it goes” THATS NOT WHERE IT GOES. IT GOES ON THIS SPECIFIC SPOT ON THE COFFEE TABLE

#luz loves her organized chaos okay #and mr. *smooths the sleeping bag down so it lays perfectly flat* does not #goldenlight #lunter #huntceda #goldenluz #💜💛 #fisher.txt

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ahskdga hunter going home with amity Not Talking to Him and darius being all “okay i’ve never expected you to get along with your step-siblings but did you really have to steal her girlfriend?” lmaoo

#the Drama lol #sorry i’ll shut up #but yeah this fic is gonna be way longer than what i posted #lunter #fisher.txt

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Whooop I got it done I doubled my word count from the other two chapters combined.

Chapter summary: the gang gets groceries, junk, books, and then create an explosion. And luz talks hunter into shooting his shot with willow. How unfortunate for him

#just for piece of mind. no there’s not actually any hunt//low. it’s me guys I wouldn’t write that. #okay it’s 3am I gotta dip. see y’all later #lunter #goldenlight #huntceda #goldenluz #💜💛 #fish fics #fisher.txt #fabws

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luz takes hunter into a time pool. to see an animal that’s been extinct for 300 years. a tiny little thing called a scarewolf. the only wolf that ever existed on the isles. it’s small and fluffy and he declares it the cutest thing he’s ever seen in his life. luz pretends to be offended.

#agajdgsjf i was gonna make this into a comic but it’s been a while so here #enjoy the cute mental image #lunter #goldenlight #huntceda #goldenluz #fisher.txt

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i come back and my dash is crickets. tragic

#where did we all go??? #i say as if i myself havent been gone for months presumed dead lol #fisher.txt

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recently purchased those buttons on etsy and went looking for a red beanie to stick em on. while luz’s beanie isn’t red-red the fact that this one’s color was listed as ‘cardinal’ meant i had to get it lmao bouta have a goldenlight beanie

#pics when the buttons come in the mail #fisher.txt #goldenlight #💜💛 #lunter #sorry for tags but i think this is funny and y’all are the only ones who can appreciate it

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okay i know that the “we were buying cars” gag is that. a gag. But. if amity just paid like 13% more attention to how the human world worked that wouldve been suspicious af. cus like. imagine your gf and her bestie keep sneaking off and telling you they were busy buying the boiling isles equivalent of a carriage rat worm thing, and expect you to ask no more questions. ya know. like where’s the car. lmao

AND. gus’s answer of “they’re probably buying more cars” when she asked where luz and hunter were would’ve sounded like he was covering for his bro.

#this would be so fun to write #if only my fic wasn’t in hunters pov #goldenlight #lunter #huntceda #goldenluz #💜💛 #fisher.txt

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okay y’all do we think hunter knows when his birthday is. did that 1600s puritan tell him celebrating one’s birth was heathen behavior

#alright what’s the consensus #hunter wittebane #hunter toh #hunter the owl house #hunter noceda #hunter the golden guard #golden guard #why does he have so many names #god #💛 #fisher.txt

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all i gotta say is that bird better be named waffles, pancake, or blueberry

#🥺 #💛 #fisher.txt