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[geezerwench]

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#caesar salad #Ides of March #follow me for more recipes

[skin-slave]

#what? anda... no. #holiday breakfast #follow me for more recipes

[elbiotipo]

DRINK WITH EL BIOTIPO

El Biotipo Drink:

Ingredients:

an orange

tap water

sugar

Instructions:

Put a piece of ice in a glass and send it to the fridge until it all freezes

grab an orange and squeeze the juice into the glass

add sugar and tap water

enjoy

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[warriorbrevi]

velveeta Mac with knife 🥰

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[mytasteinmemes]

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[prestigeformat]

The horror on the faces of the people around me at the costco food court as I eat a naked hot dog by dipping it into a small cup of mustard and relish brings me such joy.

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[stuffaboutminneapolis]

#midwest vs everybody #lol #follow me for more cooking tips #midwest #minneapolis #minnesota #twin cities #travel #aesthetic #wanderlust #food #cream cheese #recipes

[shittyutmv]

hey quick question to all our lovely askers out there: are we Trying to kill him?

#About ink btw #We still have an ask in the inbox that just says #“Can you shoot him with a bazooka please?” #or something along those lines #and i feel so aimless when i read it #like what am i supposed to do #i need to please the audience #but i cant just Kill that Guy #is that what you all want? #for me to kill him? #cus im following your recipe word for word #and fellas he looks more like roadkill every day #-mod kip #ooc #🦑

[bakedbananners]

listen to me. You’re gonna preheat the oven to 350 degree Fahrenheit and you’re gonna melt a stick of putter on the stove in a pan ok? Then you’re gonna add 1 cup sugar and a scoop of brown sugar and melt it then you’re gonna let it cool a bit and pour it into a bowl and crack 2 eggs and add 2 teaspoons vanilla extract and you will whisk for 1 minute until combined. Ok? Then you’re gonna take half cup cocoa powder and half cup flour and sift it together along with a teaspoon of salt, 2 tspn cinnamon, and a dash of cayenne pepper and you’re gonna whisk that together. Then you’re gonna take your wet ingredients and fold them into the dry, mixing only until just incorporated and you’re gonna take some chocolate chips ok and fold them gently in as well. And you’re gonna take a 8x8” pan and grease it and pour the mixture in and bake it until the middle doesn’t jiggle about 30-40 minutes ok? Ok

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[geezerwench]

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[birf]

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[roseverdict]

don't cry. pour a small-seeming serving of any pasta noodle you'd like in a deep microwave-safe bowl, just barely cover the noodles with water, microwave for roughly 2 minutes 30 seconds, stir, microwave for 2 more minutes, carefully drain the pasta water from the pasta, liberally mix shredded non-mozzarella cheese into the hot noodles, and pour small amounts of milk in (maaaybe a school milk carton's worth or two at most) to taste and to make it creamier, okay?

#rosie babbles #nightblogging #recipe #macaroni #nothing against mozzarella ofc. it's just that the traits that make it perfect for mozza sticks and string cheese make for abysmal sauce #and you Will want to be careful with your water levels. #either that or be ready to use a sizable amt of paper towel to mop up the microwave platter. #also the timing can be fiddled with. experimentation is fun :) #you can also be like me and add garlic salt to the cheese sauce but i'm well aware i'm probably a bit of a freak like that xD #the fun thing abt this is that it's quicker than making actual boxes of macaroni #but allows for much more fiddling than Follow The EasyMac Instructions #literally the only bad-tasting version of this i've made so far was the one where i forgot to drain the water first. #also re: the water #depending on the bowl and your arm/wrist/grip strength you can carefully tilt the bowl over the sink #and use a spoon to hold the noodles back as you drain it #noodles that have been tested: egg. macaroni. small shells. bowtie (better eaten w/fork not spoon). #cheeses that have been tested: 'mexican-blend' shredded. additional pcs from sliced cheddar and colby jack #cheeses to avoid: mozzarella #i'd test this with lactose-free dairy #but i live in a house where cow milk is king and dairy substitutes are always easy targets for complaining #i can't think of any reason swapping out dairy for non-dairy or regular noodles for gluten-free noodles would cause issues tho

[vampiricsheep]

so since I may be free this summer after all, would anyone be interested in an RP event that's a potluck? I've been wanting to do it for ages but there's never any interest compared to other themes

for a discord rp, I would make a separate server explicitly for this purpose so you don't have to be in any guilds or anything! I would also delete the server (or at least channel, if people would like an event-planning server long-term) after a week - enough time for people to read over their stuff but not preserved forever and ever.

#actually remembering to make this a week-long poll this time! #if you've never heard the term before: a potluck is an event where everyone brings a food they've made to share in a communal feast! #there is no skill floor for this - if you (your character in this case) only knows a simple cornbread recipe they follow by the book that's #-just as welcome as an elaborate roast #and I know people have brought things they bought instead of cooked (like a bakery pie) #the point isn't to show off your cooking skills as much as it is to come together as a community and share :) #its historical origins were a little more complex in function than that but I'm going with what I was raised with #but yeah. it's a theme I've wanted to do a while because it's so community #I AM upset that I won't be busy this summer (rejected from every internship I applied to and can't apply to ones that require a- #-drivers license which is uhh MOST OF THEM! #but my psych was saying it's probably good for me to have some rest and recovery time after this hell semeste #(it wasn't hell but two of my classes have really been fucking with my head) #I DID get to try out darting guns last week in my wildlife sampling/id classes though and I hit the target dead center both times! #and that was fun. but the writing assignments from those other classes are incomprehensible in rubric #OH RIGHT MY TAGS #gw2 open RP night #gw2 rp

[overelegantstranger]

video tutorial this video tutorial that. i am begging you to understand that written instructions are also an accessibility need.

#actual written instructions!!!!! #not like recipe blog style single sentence -it will look like this- instructions #or -you can't find instructions in my maze of photographs- #downloaded a knitting pattern it was like follow my video instructions for this technique #it's fine bc she did do some written instructions and i have my beloved montse stanley #but it bugs me especially in knitting patterns because in my experience #knitting people are more focused on accessibility than sewing peoplr #and i Know that asking individuals to meet ALL of the accessibility options is a) a lot b) often unworkable #but this lady is all. professionally graded! professionally tech edited! size inclusive! cup options! and i do TRY not to complain about it #and like i say she did put written instructions but the like -look how helpful i am! watch this video! obviously this is how you learn!- #just made me GRRRRR

[wyllsravengard]

idk what ramadan is gonna look like for me this year lol

#z.gen #i try to be more on my deen and i will do it this year #like hitting all of my prayers when i normally hit like 3/5 etc #no substances which fluctuates yearly since being calisober is what got me off other drugs but should be fine this yr #a lot of people wont listen to music either but i honestly dont listen to it much during the day regardless #having a very night time schedule is helpful during ramadan #i think im gonna try and focus on establishing all of my prayers #i dont really care to talk about my faith much cause its so genuinely no ones business #but i am muslim i just dont follow the practices of any of the four major sunni schools strongly for other reasons #im not shia either tho... looking #none of it matters rn cause i cant fast anyway LOL but its okay #its just like. kind of hard to celebrate islam with whats going on in palestine #like a lot of my fellow muslims get really obsessed w the aesthetics #but the month is about refraining from worldly desires and practing restraint and is generally anti consumerism #so its like. idk if i care for fun silly ramadan recipes. im gonna try to organize stuff with my mosque again inshallah

[arthur-r]

as usual i am up late into the night planning my future when i should be: getting a good nights sleep so that i even have a future!!

#i have work in seven and a half hours. so i should really be getting to bed #BUT i officially made my final definitive degree plan!!!! i mean not the actual classes but all the requirements i have to meet and how!! #(in order to earn: history and information science double major. with certificates in material culture and classics) #and i’m genuinely excited for every single class i have to take except for human-computer interaction #just cause i know it’s gonna get overly technical in ways that won’t quite apply to my future #anyway every single other thing i’m gonna do is very cool and exciting. so everything is good really #but i should be sleeping. and i’m not. as usual 🤧 #idk wish me luck!!!! i’m so hyped about my degree plan though #i’ll go into more detail another time. i’m very excited #ANYWAY goodnight!!!! can’t be so busy planning my future in library science that i DONT GO TO MY SHELVING JOB #kind of important to actually go to work for the library that employs me…. #and then i might go see a first-printing roget’s thesaurus!!!! or i’ll sleep. we’ll see #followed by lunch with GUY WHO IS THE WORST KILL HIM WITH HAMMERS #(there is nothing really wrong with me he just keeps kind of being mean to me and also expecting me to fall in love with him. but like #extremely passively and not manipulatively it’s just like. hey buddy you’re doing this friendship wrong….) #anyway then i have a class and after that i have an hour to rest. and then a phone call and then a lot of homework #(ten page paper draft due in a week and a half!! so it’s time to start writing the actual body of it) #and then i sleep for a LONG time and then work again on saturday. and then sleepover with somebody i have a crush on?? #and then be normal all day on sunday and do a little more paper writing. and programming homework. and whatever else #and then keep up with the slog for three weeks!!!! and all of a sudden it’s summer!!!! #projects left this year: material culture paper (entirely unstarted. but may research the thesaurus and just win!!!!) #history project (draft due the monday after next and real paper due a week after classes end) #one more programming assignment where i adapt my recipe doubler project (probably. it’s getting stupid at this point but it’s what i got!!) #and a programming test in two weeks and then the final a week after that. then no more programming #and then i just have my weekly latin tests and a latin final on may 5th. and then EVERYTHING IS DONE #ok i got this. sorry for walking through my schedule in the tags it’s how i remember what’s real #can’t believe my fucking partner just kind of walked out on me there hello???? like. we should be powering through finals together #but i’m genuinely better off without him so i guess it’s just whatever. trash took itself out or something?? #anyway. i’m so regular. and i have work in the morning. and i’m going to sleep #thank you world. goodnight