#fuck it snuck into the tags

[scarlettriot]

I’m thinking a lot about Eiji’s dark happy trail and that squishy layer of fat that protects his hard earned muscles. That teasing trail that disappears beneath his grey sweats and how I just wanna slip my fingers into his waistband and pull ‘em down so I can wrap my— the rest of this post has been redacted due to horny brain short circuiting.

#scarlett's not sober 🍷 #I wanna rest my forehead on his soft tummy #while my lips are wrapped around his cock #and my nose is pressed right up to that neatly trimmed dark patch of hair #fuck it snuck into the tags #oh well #I have a head full of filthy thoughts #and a glass (well several) full of wine #scarishima♡ #Kiri #Kirishima #best red rock shark ♥️🦈

[dolokhoded]

i can't believe i've been led here by a tiktok post...

#tumblr user chemicallygoth if this ever ends up on your dash know you changed my psyche with your peanuts college au. #it's hilarious making this post after mainly posting about fuckinf. tolstoy characters #lucy van pelt #schroeder.......schroeder. #schroeder no last name #what the fuck kinda name is that anyways #is he german #wtv #remember when i had an art tag #OH i snuck my favorite production of ke nozze di figaro in this. this is context. that's what they're watching

[harlequinalis]

Thinking about the Vestige again (song lyrics are from The Ballad of Jane Doe from the musical Ride the Cyclone)

#sorry i was having a weird week mentally so y'all get weird art i don't make the rules #elder scrolls online #featuring my necromancer vestige Aurélie #hoo boy i gotta tag all the characters i snuck into this fuck me #mannimarco #lyris titanborn #captain kaleen #eso nicolene #the prophet #darien gautier #molag bal #sir cadwell #akatosh #eso #my art #fan art #i'm gonna go pass out now good night

[milf-harrington]

sometimes i still get upset over how outside points of view shaped me and my sisters perception of our relationship growing up, because it was always people who only saw us once or twice a year, commenting on how mean we were to each other and how much we must have hated one another and sometimes i think that it was hearing stuff like that so often (plus the general tone of our home life) that drove the wedge between us that actually put some truth behind those statements, that lead to me being 13 and pretending i was an only child like my big sister hadnt been my best friend for most of my childhood - and now we're adults and we're best friends again (funny how that happened after we both left home) and we look back and are surprised to find that we werent even that bad. we were just siblings. we would argue and be at each others throats yes but no one though to look at the minutes after, when we'd quietly gravitate back towards each other, extend an olive branch hidden in a joke, or an offer to play a game, to dress up, to listen to a song.

#sorry yeah that post about the ganes siblings play just like. reminded me i guess #my sister and i used to have so many games - we did SO MUCH together to fill in all the gaps where our parents were supposed to be #home alone before school after school over the holidays #we had pool games and walking-to-school games and inside games #we did fashion shows and played master chef and had dramatic wrestling matches #we got up early on saturdays and snuck into the lounge room to watch rage and played charlottes web on her boxy computer #i kissed her face to tell her i loved her and she made me toast when i threw up my wheet-bix and we sat next to each other in church #im holding all of this in my hands and asking how the fuck anyone convinced us we hated each other #when we were only reflections of our fucking parents #kaueamua tag #captain speaks

[darubyprincx]

i'm going to go to bed and try as best as i can to melt into the earth and then reread this book again knowing exactly how it will end

#i am Destroyed #listen. Listen. #we are not the type to read novels centered on romance ever. like. EVER. you all know our tastes by now #but that? that was more poetry than romance. What The Fuck. i'm still fucking reeling #yeah im never gonna recover from this #is this how people feel when they understand the little details we snuck into ashes??? if so than i am so sorry for being oblivious #ohhhh my god. Holy shit. #ray's tag

[whatudottu]

In the period of calm after the shit with Aggregor, the Andromeda 5 spent some time actually getting to know each other and essentially coming together to bond over their shared trauma, in spite of P’andor probably initially trying to avoid it all together and otherwise let it sink in. Of course, during that time they learnt about each other’s homes (mainly about the planet they come from) and more about general cultural facts about them and their people, if they care to share the details of which.

Among this sharing, age relative to their species versus the number of years lived is shared, and though everyone involved were adults and no child was harmed by Aggregor, finding out that the person who didn’t know what a prison is is both about a hundred years or so old yet only about the equivalent of mid 20s is an unexpected surprise. Having said that, here are some thoughts about that.

Galapagus, with his significant lack of knowledge of the world outside of Aldabra, strikes me as someone who’s not had a whole lot of worldly experience. With my thoughts on geochelene aerio, alongside Aldabra itself, I believe that the older that you are the more taboo philosophies that the elder generation begin to circle within your discussions, the eldest generation going along with my ‘Aldabra is a post-nature-apocalypse’ headcanon being the same individuals born before the apocalypse in the late stages of what I’m dubbing as ‘The Age of Corruption’.

Yada yada, if Galapagus was a lot older - or even just slightly older - he probably would have been introduced to debates about ‘lying’ and ‘prisons’ and what have you. The eldest generation are breaching possibly a thousand years old or so - perhaps even more - and still heavily philosophise about the AoC and recall the saviour from evil/instigator of the apocalypse Addwaitya.

Galapagus is at least old enough to discuss the effects of whatever banishment ritual Addwaitya had performed to absorb much of the corruption, only that he doesn’t know what that corruption specifically is, and knows that a few spawning forests lead to splits in the veil of the prime reality and Legerdomain. He would say, if Annie later introduced him to DnD or some other fantasy media, that the spawn forests - working title for ‘forests that over ran the old cities’ - act akin to the Feywild, with an environment baring a sentence and a will to exist as it wants.

On the opposite end of the spectrum sits Ra’ad, already in the equivalent of his early 50s late 40s despite the numbers reading as 35 or 30. Outside of simply knowing that - of all the animals (and radiation for a special someone) that the Andromeda 5 are based on - squids live to only 6 years at the oldest, there’s not too much reason for me to make Ra’ad older than middle aged other than for some funny contrast.

I suppose another reason - even if I haven’t really fact checked it myself - is that somewhat in relation to Galapagus and Aldabra’s apocalypse, Ra’ad gives off the vibes of a doomsday prepper or as someone just too anxious to let the world take him that easy (considering what happens in the show, can you blame me). And the reason why I say something about fact checking is that I’m not sure if 40-50 year old dudes are the age demographic for doomsday preppers, but at the very least it’s a pessimistic ‘something will go wrong’ attitude mixed with the behaviour of ‘i will not let it leave me high and dry’ and thus this jelly has anxiety.

Bivalvan, based on an ocean creature or two with wildly different age ranges, has what I’m saying is giant clam based ageing averages and get him to a good 60-80 year number for a 40 year old equivalent. Again, no particular reason outside of ‘yeah that’s a whole ass middle age mum’ vibes especially if you take a look at him with Annie, but I’m mostly sitting here going based on vibes.

And also, I had sworn that there was some mention of a previous job that he held down, about being a salesman or something? Like? Am I just misremembering? Have I got a bad case of the mandala effect? I saw it on the wiki once where did it go?

That and, tinkering with mechanics and tech stuff just seems like a real middle aged activity, outside of Kevin doing that shit for his sick ass car I mean. I mean, might just be the middle aged folk that I know and the fact that I’ve never had a backyard without a homemade (ham?) radio tower somewhere by the roof or right in the middle. That could just be bias of course, but I am designated both mum AND dad vibes from Bivalvan and making him the equivalent of his 40s.

And turning attention to Andreas, armadillos don’t particularly live that long either, but living for 12 years is double that of a squid so numbers wise he’s probably just a little younger by number for younger by equivalent. Something maybe late 20s or early 30s for the numbers of maybe 20-25 years lived. Like, he’s the overall, even if technically Galapagus is the actual 25 year old of the 5.

Living long as a Talpaedan isn’t as overtly necessary considering the number of individuals that live in any one family colony, and numbers don’t particularly matter once they’ve reached a socially accepted maturity, so Andreas has a harder time working out what age range he is for sake of communication, but otherwise he knows he’s been an adult for a hot while there. Think, for those who’ve watched not only Critical Role but specifically Campaign 2, where Nott compares her relationship with Caleb as a parent and child relationship, where she herself is the parent and Caleb - very much an adult human - is the child.

Other than not having lived long by the numbers, Andreas not having lived long by equivalents also comes from the idea that he’s very receptive to someone (he likes) telling him what to do and where to go and what to try and etc, etc, etc. He’s naïve amongst being of low intellect, though the later is not indicative of youth, and is probably far too trusting to be someone older than he probably is. Of the Andromeda 5, Talpaedans have the closest lifespan to humans, even if they taper off at a younger age on average.

And finally, we have P’andor, the fucked up deer himself.

Look, I asked my discord boys how long radiation lasts or otherwise what the fuck a half-life is and would P’andor have one. The gist of it? The more radioactive a thing is the less it ‘lives’ for because it rapidly fissiles into different materials. Bismuth, the exact opposite of such, has such a low radiation that it’s half-life is older than what time left we have in the universe, and the fact that it was the universe that made the damn thing it’s bizarre to think about.

But considering P’andor is a hungry mother fucker stuck in a suit, the very real threat of death means that very fortunately he doesn’t get to witness the universe around him and the loved ones he had die around him at the age equivalent of 40 (for maybe a half-life dealio). Alternatively, seeing as though he’s not constantly having to chow down on some active uranium, it also means he’s not in his 60s at 20 years.

And even then, Prypiatosian-Bs don’t technically have a biological childhood to age from, nor so much as developmental stages to mature a mind to. A bone parent just chucks an ulna or a rib into a very radioactive area and - whether waiting around for a ‘kid’ to spawn or running off with the knowledge someone could happen - radiotrophic spores just eat away at the heated bone until the marrow is exposed, singes the spores before they take fungal root and begins to eat the radiation around it until it forms a little fucked up deer skeleton.

It’s like, P’andor has the knowledge of a 30-40 year old equivalent Prypiatosian-B, but by going ages without a bite of radiation, he could be even smaller than a new skeleton by proxy of having eaten all of his skeleton already and running out of energy. This man- he’s as old by number by how well he has eaten, which could be said generally for most creatures with the difference being that - by constantly consuming energy and radiation - P’andor can functionally live forever.

Not that he’d want to at a certain point but uh, P’andor’s situation is already not the happiest let’s not get into the hypothetical but kinda technically feasible outcome of outliving everyone he loves so shush up and appreciate the thoughts I’ve been putting off forever ever since I believe it was @sugarbutterfly432 ‘s one post about the Andromeda 5 outliving Annie.

At the very least, not all outlive Annie, but like 3 of them will and also outlive 2 husbands it’s probably not the best situation but they married in spite and perhaps because of that, if marriage is such a once in a lifetime opportunity they may as well just get that settled so that they’ve got it all sorted out.

Speaking of Annie, if P’andor doesn’t know what a child is, why did he pick her up off the streets? Well, lads laddies and lassos, he saw a small little starving createur (not entirely inaccurate) and thought ‘well, fucko, guess who’s getting adopted’. And now P’andor joins Ra’ad in - at least what I’ve thought in detail about and settled on - ‘what the fuck is a child’ club and has to speed read to get things right.

Maybe Bivalvan too doesn’t know but I can’t decide if he’s more clam or more crab in this instance.

And that’s what I got for a topic that has been haunting me ever since the outliving post; thank you by the way for that, whoever it may be since I cannot find the post. Ever since I found out squid live at most 6 years it’s just been ‘how the fuck do i write about this?’ and wondering ‘should i tag this as mortality???’ because damn-

Anyway, I blame someone for this for this :)

#galapagus #geochelene aerio #ra’ad #amperi #bivalvan #orishan #andreas #andreas ben 10 #talpaedan #p’andor #prypiatosian-b #ben 10 #headcanon #mortality #??? maybe #age headcanons #i fucking suppose??? #right well- since that’s done #i have finally gotten this off my chest and sent it out to the world #i have snuck in some aldabra lore should i tag aldabra? maybe not #that lore also involves addwaitya but he’s not spoken for #yada yada i just think it’d be mega funny that the youngest maturity wise is well within his hundreds #and that the oldest is what tumblr youths assume is hold age #it’s also kinda depressing but that’s what happens when you touch on mortality in detail it’s bound to happen #but anywho- the logic i used to determine what the shit is going on is mainly based on what age whichever animal the andromeda 5 is #scaled up to be more suitable for a sentient being who have begun to thought about ‘okay- i have utterly no clue what happens after death’ #and like- infamously tortoises can live a hot while (turtles live a little younger) #scaling up to match with the philosophising that canon geochelene aerio discuss means a lot of old wisened fucks #bivalvan (looking at crabs and clams) had a scale of 5-100 years depending on what i searched up #which… well- that’s a wide scale i had to narrow down

[0wllight]

posting round one f/o tournament results the sweeps were INSANE. NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THESE WERE CLOSE BUT HOLY SHIT THE VERGILSWEEP. baby's first tumblr poll win ever. this is a certified win moment. can we play bury the light and have a 9 minute salute for him

putting poor hector up against vergil who absolutely #whiteboysweeped next round, which i should have all the polls up after my classes. godspeed hector.

#convinced the vergil/jakob one snuck into the main tag #and all the vergil fans started voting for him #bcuz it had 40 votes. compared to the others who had less #which is funny as fuck #go vergy go #babys first tumblr poll win #ky shut up #my post #f/o tournament

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

oh shit you know what would be really fucking funny? if they hired Trent as a coach

#how's that for something deeper akskdhskfj #oh god poor Nate would fucking hate that. his head would just explode #Ted Lasso #honestly I kind of can't believe I haven't seen this idea floated around yet #it's always either he's writing a book or he's doing public relations stuff #maybe I'm just on my almost midnight brain but am I onto something here? he might genuinely be good at it lol #man imagine if this actually happened? i will be taking full credit even though I have no influence whatsoever on their writing room #retroactively tagging this #ncanhodthy blogging #because I snuck this concept into that fic

[wrennsummerz]

Ahahahahaha I definitely did not hop on the bandwagon of making Welcome Home OCs, ahahahahaha

On a completely unrelated note:

#I’m not actually tagging the welcome home fandom because I despise my art it’s so ugly don’t look #it’s a little mouse that one of the kids of the puppet creator’s made #the puppet creator snuck it onto the set as an Easter egg #it has almost no role in the plot whatsoever. it’s just there. and it’s cute as fuck (in my head it was at least)

[tiredassmage]

IT’S DONE. IT’S DONE DAMN IT. [DISTRESSED KAZOO] Shaking, crying, swearing about my feelings, etc, etc.

you are my ddaaadd, you’re my dad!! boogie woogie woogie woogie!!! don’t look at me i’m trying to cope

I’m sorry it’s 2am I’m SO emotionally compromised I love him I love this man why agent hurt so good (beloved, don’t change), anyway, appreciation post for the two (2) whole authority figures in his entire life Tyr ever marginally respected and extra props to them for pulling off ‘major respect’ status (okay, the bar was LOW maybe but. still. its not just bc of that that they cleared by such a margin) and also I’m taking massive persistent damage don’t TALK to me about IA/Watcher Two I’m FINE i’m tOTALLY FIne and. there’s something in my eyes. It’s fine it’s fine everything is fine.

also i didn’t catch it because i was too busy LAUGHING but i brought kaliyo this time and heR COMMENT AFTER HE TALKS TO ARDUN Klnfla;dsnflkasdnflk;sadnfl “if you two are done making out” kALIYO PLEASE I love these dumb bitches so much your honor, the IA crew is just a collective train wreck they’re all doing the action slide gun pose together that’s the collective team brain cell somewhere between james bond theme and pink panther

[inhales] anyway if you haven’t played imperial agent and you’re following me i am propaganda’ing you into experiencing my absolutely unbiasedly favorite swtor class [i’m biased. but it’s also really good.]

send tweet and all that jazz

#dot's live agent replay #imperial agent #ch: tyr #dot plays the star war #swtor #if you're wondering if this will finally make me normal again the answer is probably no bc it is always tyr imperialagent hours in my brain #also the sarcasm dripping off of 'safe hands right' aksfnlsadfnd #tyr loses impintel and all capacity to give a FUCK about appearances in front of the minister given everything #he's smart he'd figure his feelings out anyway #out of the teen conspiracy era into the 'that was fucked' 20s i say even though tyr's closer to 30 as of this #wow okay now we're putting lore in the tags it's that kinda 2 am #uhh... anyway #i'm sorry not sorry for putting you all through this with me this man is in my brain like nothing else #not elaborated on: the mild regret yet resolve that he lies blatantly to the minister bc srry he doesn't trust the empire for shit anymore #'rogue agent' pulls the rug out from under him even though he tells the team it won't change anything #also literally wHY do i not get to say goodbye to my bestie my gf where is my keeper #where is my snuck in personal goodbye maybe i'll just have to make that real too #but also the slight flavor of agony of never saying goodbye y'know #like properly the holos don't do everything he feels and thinks about her justice #missed her he did he just wants the old guard back nostalgia's a bitch etc etc #god he's just. pets him. i'm sorry buddy #also if you read all of this hi wow uhh... thanks #this is where i stop before it becomes too weird though

[mrburnsnuclearpussy]

Dude I can’t even.

#like so much goes on in here it’s been wild I’m not gonna explain and can’t anyway but I’m like #exhausted with this stuff #just had to stand up between a 17 year old to defend her from a huge grown ass man who was threatening her like I was fucking shaking and th #the staff were just trying to make me stop but who tf was going to get between them then? because an adult has to step in even if I am a pat #a patient too I’m still and adult and there’s a responsibility there #i swear that’s just the tiniest tip of the iceberg of my life rn but that’s a different stores #anyway I had leave today and have leave for a long time tomorrow and should be nice #and I’m just being myself and trying to help and be kind to people yet I just end up with a guy over twice my age kissing me and then giving #me a letter to clarify that it was platonic but very sweet abt we should being friends for a long time #and feels like he known me for ever even though we met a week ago #and everyone here is mentally I’ll too so no relationships are gonna be super healthy and it puts a lot of pressure now because I feel like #we’ve suddenly got super deep and close very quick and that wasn’t my intention #i was just being comforting and nice like you do #i just #there’s so much more #bdhhsjsjjs #anyway I snuck my phone in my room after leave so now I’m here tying this and by myself trying to process the past week and a half #life update #random idk wat to tag this as #vent #i suppose

[kagejima]

Pocket sized Ushi reminds me of this video.

:)

NOT A TINY AONE!!!!!! I WANT HIM RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭😭

#🎤: bakemonogatarii is recording vocals #PLEASE he is so fucking precious #i still have to start writing for him he snuck up on me which he shouldn't have bc if im head over heels for ushi? #i should just naturally be head over heels for aone too fjdjnfnd #same dude different hair #anyways writing for aone confirmed with these rambly tags i guess 👍🏻

[eels-eels-eelsrobot]

Disco Elysium is so good but God do I need a Columbo style “just one more thing” option for certain dialogues because my god there is one piece of evidence that is just driving me insane and no one in the game seems to have connected the dots on it yet.

#stories more or less line up between some witnessess about the cleanup but the murder gets muddier and muddier #there's no exit wound and it seems like the victim was shot in the mouth #current theory is that SPOILERS shot him in her bedroom and the replaced glass was a coverup #god this game has me making theories at 1:30 am #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah #disco elysium spoilers #Everett if you look at these tags no you don't #I had to save the game before I go into the bedroom to reconstruct the crime scene so maybe Harry puts it together in there #but god its driving me up the wall same as the Ruby - lady lorry driver connection #fuck this game is so good #de spoilers #what are spoiler tags for this game? #adding tags because I just remembered that once again I think the dice maker is involved somehow!!!!! #if the victim was shot from outside then she would have a not ideal but still a vantage point to shoot into the room #and I fully do not believe that she didn't see anything that night her windows were open for god's sake #so three current theories #the woman shot lely in the mouth and the hardies covered it up by replacing the glass window #Ruby snuck out to the roof and shot the man and slipped back downstairs which is how she knew what was going on before anyone else did #or the honestly probably least likely that the dicemaker #is the other security officer or a representative of the bank #and killed the victim from her vantage point #so many things I need to do in game reconstruct the crime scene confront Titus AGAIN go check out the hidden credentials and maybe see #if I can find my way into that factory buidling past the water lock because that and maybe the top of the church seem the only other vantage #points to shoot into that bedroom #anyway Disco is making me insane

[music-for-them-asses]

DEPECHE MODE!!

OMGGG this is not fair, I honest to God can't choose between Dave and Martin 😭😭

#thanks!! #sundaygoose #It started with Dave and then Martin fucking snuck up on me #also let me know what you like to be tagged as!!

[playingplayer2]

That moment when someone purposely does something they have been told not to because it endangers others (because literally the whole household is at extra risk) but they do it anyways because they've literally tried to kill other people in the house before.

It's fun! 🙃

#covid isn't over #additional venting in tags #at risk household #living with an abusive fuck while trying to leave #nah this botch has literally tried to stangle another family member and thinks that yk #a literal debilitating virus that causes permanent brain damage permanent chronic vascular damage and literally ruins your immune system #fucking funny #and will get physically violent when you clean at all fucking ever and literally picks thru the compost the garbage and the recycling #and doesn't let you put anything into the garbage oe recycling unless it's a) snuck in just before the garbage truck comes or #b) has picked thru it and gotten to be passive aggressive and threaten you over it #i. loooooove. it. so fun. #gods give me patience bc they give me strength imma end up behind bars