#fucking ! australian enough !!!!

[sergle]

please elaborate on the though about stealing a dog post

okay hear me out. and this is for small rural towns specifically. you know when you see that someone has a dog tied out in their yard (unfenced yard) (cute dog) (alone) and it's like a little puppy. and or. clearly a dog that is not meant to be a Yard Dog. like it's a pretty dog of a breed that's like, this is some long-haired fluffy breed of Something that is so not a keep-outside kind of dog. or just a really sweet dog that clearly needs more attention. you know. you know. and do you know when you're like. I could just take that dog....... my city now...... this could just be my dog now...............

#I DIDN'T TAKE THE DOG I'VE NEVER STOLEN A DOG but I don't have. a strong enough moral compass to be completely opposed to it #there's this PUPPY that had me going ohhhh fuck if they leave this dog outside during the night it's over for me #it's like fluffy and softsoft and it looks like some type of small-built herding breed like a border collie or an australian shepherd #and it was so sweet and was saying hi to hugo and getting all up in his face. just a very pretty and sweet puppy #the end of the story is that actually I didn't see the dog later so the puppy in question does get brought inside at least sometimes #which means that my demons have been quieted and I'm not gonna steal a dog #sergle answers #but what is that emotion bc I feel this emotion Frequently #of like I'm gonna steal your fuckin pet. if it doesn't get brought inside is2g

[lastoneout]

this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

#there are two distinct times when american food is bad #when it's people who are well off or rich enough that all they care about is appearances and how expensive the ingredients are #bcs they don't care about taste anymore it's a status thing #and also when it's stupid gentrified gimmick restaurants basically following the Cesare from Big Top Burger formula #where it doesn't matter how it tastes #it's just about it looking cool or having a gimmick so influences will come take pictures and give you tons of free advertising #that's when american food is bad #bcs rip to y'all but I grew up dirt fucking poor around other dirt fucking poor people of all races and backgrounds #and we COULD cook y'all under the table with these things #when all you have for food is hamburger helper and canned soup well damn you learn how to make it taste good #also those two bad times are NOT unique to america AT ALL #remember the Australian fish and chips that had activated charcoal and looked like actual shit? #this ain't an american problem this is a fucking rich people problem send tweet #this is also why I can't watch chopped anymore #the way they talk about ingredients like those like they're worthless and they can't believe people would eat them #like cool glad you grew up well off enough to afford real people food #the rest of us had to learn to make velveeta taste good and you know what #I could cook your ass under the table with velveeta and all those other 'cheap' ingredients you're mocking

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

you will get nigerian prince scams in your inbox

#THIS HAPPENED TO ME #I WOULD HAVE POSTED IT HERE AS A THREAT BUT IT WAS TO DUMBASS QUOTES #it was so funny #not even in dms my fucking INBOX #where if i was dumb enough to reply I'd have reblogs saying 'bestie this is a scam' coming out of my ears #also the scammer claimed to be from “Thailand Australian” #which is so funny to me #read the tags

[alexjcrowley]

As a Ferrari hater first and a Verstappen fan second, I am so fucking happy Carlos won. Sooooo fucking happy. And you know why? Because nothing is fucking Ferrari like seeing the guy they dropped SO unceremoniously consistently getting these results. Yeah even if he's giving Ferrari points at the moment. This feels like James Gunn releasing the most successful and best received Marvel movie in a while (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3) and then fucking off to DC. Poetic justice.

#carlos sainz #btw it's not like Charles and Lewis won't be good in Ferrari more like Ferrari will probably not be good enough for them #also this is specifically against Ferrari no hate to any driver #mad that Ferrari is even getting his points YOU DON'T DESERVE THEM AFTER HOW YOU TREATED HIM #And I wouldn't even say I am a Carlos fan in general I am pretty neutral about him #anti ferrari #fuck ferrari sempre #f1 #formula 1 #australian gp 2024

[katarascape]

#Ive had enough of british people and americans arguing. Now it's my turn #Australian mutuals i am open to suggestions. Everyone else shut the fuck up and vote

[princealberich]

got stung by a Fucking Wasp today. twice!!!!!!!!!

#zchat #i dont think a wasps ever stung me before tbh. hurt like a Fucker #but the stings were placed perfectly apart so it looked like a spider bite #and i (australian) was like OH FUCK #until i saw the swarm of wasps #and calmed down enough to remember that spider bites dont typically feel like someone just fucking tazed you

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Funny watching all DR fans on twitter lose their minds now Oscar has points in his home race

#'the points weren't earned' #bitch i think being one of the very few drivers not to do anything stupid is enough to earn points #fuck outta here #oscar piastri #f1 #formula one #australian gp 2023

[chanrizard]

#im honestly 2 seconds away from bursting into tears ENOUGH quousque tandem abutēre christophore patientia mea for fuck's sake #i won't voice the rest of my thoughts but ooooof #bang chan #fun sized australian steak

[monster-noises]

it's a favourite passed time of mine to create voices for TTRPG characters that just Ruin my throat.

#monster noises #Rodney's bad beetlejuice impression was already harsh enough #but now I've got Dharmagin....... #whose 'voice finding' line is the fucking merchant from re4 #deeply gravely growly and questionably australian accent #even helen!! on the opposite end of the spectrum #if I do his voice too long my sinuses start to hurt #which is aProblem because he is the Most long winded of my characters #on account of his very pronounced stutter #Maevis is the only one who gets off scot free because that old man voice is just like a smoooooth warm beverage in the throat

[theborzoiarebackintown]

When did Georgia turn into a full grown mature dog??

#dogblr #petblr #australian shepherd #aussie #dog #georgia #she’s lovely #idk when it happened #her ears are still a little loose-y goose-y for my tastes #but she’s at the very least nicely balanced with decent angles #idk enough about aussie conf. to say much else #she doesn’t have a fucking dome head tho

[dykefever]

just officially learned what an em dash is . about to be so annoying

#genuinely didn’t know what it was i would personally call australians english school curriculum fucking embarrassing and also shit #especially my state <3 #perhaps partly my school and where i am from problem but genuinely #never felt like i learnt anything in english also gun to my teachers head i could not get them. to explain why my analysis was an A- or B+ #and not quite good enough for an A it actually made me . insane #okay rant about my bad english education over <3 em dash here i come #laura says some things

[thisselflovecamebacktome]

Listen I understand that it’s very early days and they tend to count the more right winged seats first, but like the fact that the liberals have any seats after the last four years gives me a sense of depression that some people are literally never going to change and do not care what a party does to the country, they’re still going to stan them like their favourite sport teams or whatever.

#auspol #australian politics #aus pol #politics #not that the liberals (conservative party) weren't bad before but they have publicly fucked up more than ever and it's still not enough

[didntaskforfrozenyoghurt]

the beauty of exposure from a blazed post is that literally as soon as the campaign ended i stopped getting notes

#i paid nothing to get 3k notes on a post i grew to hate #but for just 15 australian dollars a hundred or so people got to experience fuck you knuckles and enjoy it enough to interact #i am a little bit like dang. none of you followed my art blog from there #but oh well more space for me and my friends! #o-ver-pow-ered. that spells op

[rosicheeks]

Have you ever thought about PayPal so your Australian fans can buy lil miss Rosi nudes? 🤭🥺

I’m sorry I’m never going to use PayPal 😔

BUT I do have another option for my Australian friends 😌

#again idk if I’m going to be actively selling content again #but if anyone is interested in classic rosie content (not going to be doing any customs or anything) feel free to dm or message me! #might put together a lil Dropbox folder for anyone who is interested #idk yet #I do still have my snap so I could always go that route too #but tbh I’ve been very inactive on snap #I don’t really post and I’m barely around to talk #this move has been kicking my ass guys (I know I say that a lot but holy shit fuck me) #but I do have a few bj (dildo) videos that I could show off cause I think they’re super cute 😇 #also plenty of lingerie photo shoots back when I used to do them all the time (rip 🥲😭😭😭😭) #as for my Australian friends (or anyone else who doesn’t have access to venmo or cashapp) I do have other options! #one of my snap babes is from australia and he joined my snap awhile ago so I know it works for you guys 😘 #aw I haven’t talked to him in ages I hope he’s ok #why do I suck at talking and reaching out lately. I know it’s cause I’m just trying to survive but fuck I just wish it was easier #ANYWAY #I’m getting distracted sorry #I also got an ask the other day so it’s made me think about it more #but I’m thinking about making a fansly or MV and just putting a bunch of my classic rosie content on there #I’m still thinking about it #but if enough people are interested maybe I’ll do it 😌 #this was super jumbled I’m sorry hahaha hope this answered your question!! #ask #anon

[everything-anything3345]

Charlie's Angels Entertainment is in Perth, Western, Australia : Angels Squad. They are hot as fuck Australian Female Strippers/Exotic Dancers.

Go to Charlie's Angels Entertainment in Perth Australia or go follow them on Facebook or my occasional posts about them.

#Charlie's Angels Entertainment #Perth #western australia #hot as fuck #enormous breasts #awesome ass #sexy as all get out #exotic dancer #australian women #female strippers #exhibitonist #strip club #perth australia #promotional photos #enough said

[a-tired-bass]

Wanna know a fun fact?

If I don't include any gig income over the year, I am living under the poverty line!

#i need to make at least 500/year with gigs to get above the poverty line #on average i make 2-3k #fucking australian government financial assistance not actually being enough to live on #cause this is also after ive included the 5700/year scholarship im getting from the church