#god i wish this were me 😔

[oh-the-blowjob]

#madcom #madness combat #dill pickle #grunt #god i wish this were me 😔 #bj art

[flufflecat]

this is the most beautiful creature on earth and I will kill someone if it asks me to

#horseshoe crabs #I had a fun day at the beach #60% of my time was spent looking for horseshoe crabs #sadly I didn't find any tagged ones so no horseshoe crab pin for me 😔 #God I love these creatures though #shoutout to the girl and her boyfriend who were very interested in hearing my Horseshoe Crab Facts spiel #especially bc the girl let me teach her how to hold the crab so she could take a pic with it #I respect you random beach girl #and your lack of fear when faced with a creature that looks like a facehugger #I'm obsessed with how utterly chill and harmless horseshoe crabs are #they just scoot along like little roombas #and look so creepy but have no ability to hurt anyone #(I don't think they're creepy though. I think they're adorable perfect little angels) #and the way they move is perfect. it looks fake #I wish I could spend the next 7 hours at the beach staring at horseshoe crabs #why oh why must I be here with my family. these losers want to do things like 'go back to the hotel because it's getting dark' #booooo cowards #join me in some nighttime horseshoe crab excursions #cute animals #crabs #(not actually a crab)

[slutdge]

suckin on that old mans titties like im Los Feratu

#god i wish that were me 😔 #asks #dilfphobia

[theautistichalflinghole]

Listen, am I happy that you now get to rule the world with your SO and be evil together? Of course, evil couple takeover for astarion and minthy romancers, especially when they egged you on to do so, makes much more sense. However do I miss the tragedy of a characters who thought they were finally free and powerful being ultimately betrayed by the one they loved? Having thier love become corrupted and warped into something cruel as thier lover perpetuates thier own cycle of violence and abuse? Yes absolutely

Also yes I know this change is old but I've been busy ok

#i had a whole storyline man 😔 #with an animatic song and everything 😔 #i mean ill still probably make the thing but I have to adjust the in game storyline for that character #idk i wish it was a choice to enthrall your partner or not but also i genuinely do think this is a better option #makes more sense and doesnt break up the cutscene #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #it was gonna be an evil dark urge who romanced ascended astarion and they both loved each other once but its become so corrupted #astarion after ascension and durge after siding with thier father in the temple #also they both had trust issues and were victims that continued the cycle <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #but yeah now im rewriting her to still be evil but prob minthy mancer? #i could stay with ascended but he doesnt see his love interest as an equal #and thats not as fun when i get to do it the other way and betray him right back #also the song is kiss me son of god and i am obsessed with it so i still will most definitely be making the animatic with the enthralling

[bluespiritfire]

Finished Lostbelt 2 and idk...there's something about the twisted dynamic between Ophelia and Surtr that I love in a tragic, painful sort of way.

#FGO #she stared into the void and the void stared back with a love unknown #I didn't like her at first but between her dynamic with Napoleon and Surtr she really made me feel for her #I still love Lostbelt 1 more but that's because I have a huge soft spot for Salieri Ivan and Anastasia #and Patxi made me bawl my god damn eyes out #but yeah Ophelia was really growing on me and I wish we got more of her after LB 2 #Napoleon was the MVP and I want to pull him soon 😭 #and ORTLINDEEEEE I knew I liked her from the start #Skadi was not as terrifying as I expected a god to be but I expected that since she was doing her pacifist run #I don't really get why Sitonai was even there tbh #BRYNHILD AND SIGURD WERE AMAZING #Love them sm #Apologising profusely to my Sigurd for not having any kind of Brynhild in my Chaldea 😔 she eluded me twice for summer variant #but yeah new fgo ships in Surtr and Ophelia and Ophelia and Napoleon #wasn't expecting to come out of the Lostbelt with ships

[ghetsis]

Technically part dragon and hating every second of it.

#dash commentary #god I wish that were me 😔

[mrsdulac]

I have so many forspoken thoughts idek where to begin honestly

#i can’t even get them out cause my brain is running a mile a minute #this game has consumed me #and the DLC giving me past lore made it worse #i wish we could have seen the other tantas #we were in visoria and not even a small cameo of olas 😔 #we basically gave birth to susurrus… #that shot of him forming behind thalia!frey was crazy #love the bird symbolism that was pretty much everywhere #a rheddig tanta being the one responsible for all this… #why is she helping?? does she really want to help?? is it a trap?? a lure?? #cinta’s presence 🥰 although i won’t lie seeing how she acted made me a bit tense at the beginning #even when they were in their benevolent prime i do not think the tantas should have been revered like gods #bc they weren’t goddesses at all #that over abundance of faith in them likely helped attribute to athia’s fall #vikky plays forspoken #in tanta we trust

[magnoliamyrrh]

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#sometimes i stumble across posts that are so vile about what has been done to palestinians that i dont. even want to reblog them #because its so vile and inhumaine and . no words sort of behavior that i dont want to b the reason someone has to read that #with their own two eyes #im nauseous straight up. poor little kid lord almighty this species. this fucking species #and its like...... we all Know anyone who follows me Knows so whats the point of knowing something so #specific and horrid 😔 #idk i guess its like how #sometimes i read about the cases of torture of sex trafficked balkan little girls and women and part of me wants to #post about it on here but its so horrific that i just. dont. want anyone else to see that shit #like to know specifics about the torture i just read abt #................. #:(((? #what a terrifying fucking species #humanity. capable of such immense beauty and love and empathy...... and such deep. deep. deep depravity that #we lack words in any language to even properly condemn it #. if the kids family is still alive inshallah i hope theyre..... god i dont even know.. i wish them all the strengh #because i dont know if 'alright' if something you can ever be after your kid is put through that. even if the occupation were to end

[szczylpierdolony]

cosplay makes me sooo envious bc i KNOW its not for me but oh god i wish it was

#bc cons stress me out and i hate taking pictures of myself #and its expensive and i imagine often uncomfortable #and i have no friends to cosplay with :( #well ig i have one weve been talking abt it #but the problem is we like completely different stuff so we could never be those ppl who cosplay a ship 😔😔 #which like. oh to be one of those 16yo cosplayers with a friend group all into the same thing #who are so devoid of self cringe and shame and just have fun #seeing them literally makes me want to cry god i wish i were you #and im sooo jealous bc i didnt get into a lot of animanga until i was 18 and it feels late which i know is silly #but i feel like being into anime in middle school makes you completely shameless in a good way #whatever. forever feeling like im stuck in a limbo of never fully fitting anywhere #and always staying on the margin of everything unable to touch the essense

[sapsolais]

,

#hey y'know what #i normally fall asleep holding beyonce (my favorite lil guy) #at least lately #it's just nice to hold smth #i dunno what it is about tonight but i wish i were beyonce y'know #i haven't felt that in a minute. it was too uncomfortable of a feeling y'know so i pushed it away for a bit but #dunno. smth about here and now #i would not mind being a bit vulnerable #i would like 2 curl up w someone or people that care abt me and rest for a bit #smth about love or whatever it's 3 am and i'm tired and feeling a lil small #but it's alright it's not too bad right now #just a lil achey. i reread that cat poem i keep with me on my phone and started feeling things again bc God if that isn't me #so unrelated but i'm a lil sad i had to clean up my nails bc i tried repainting them like 5 times before i realized i was #getting bubbles bc the. polish has gone bad shdjfhg #no cool black nails 2 go w my ken fit but that's okay 😔 #anyways #g'night #sap says

[apollos-boyfriend]

i just had a weird dream with channah and captain sparklez in it I blame you

casts spell of makes you dream about my blorbos

#muse talk #anon #no yeah that’s fair #god i wish that were me </3 😔 #cant remember the last time i dreamt about either of them #i DID have a dream with tallulah in it a few days ago tho. my brains not completely block ppl free

[lil-vibes]

jjk s2e5 has me in tears bro the way mappa animated geto and gojo's last real conversation is so heartwrenching im in physical pain from it. the way gojo is outraged, the was he moves and rages but cant take a single step forward, the way his voice hitches when he raises his hands, knowing deep down what this will all lead to. the way he shakes. the way his hands shake. im unwell.

#when yaga told him and the scene cut to his hamds bleeding.... im gonna end it all #the way it was an ordinary sunny day and the way the people around them were mere backround to them #if gojo wanted to. he could have blasted a purple then and there but he couldn't brring himself to do so not for some care for random ppl #but bc he didnt wanna hurt his one and only #im SICK #its all downhill from here too like goddamn #'life gets better do NOT start reading' wish id taken the advice 😔😔 #getos shower scene was SO GOOD TOO #oh my god when the sound of the water turned into clapping i wanted to chop my own head off frfr #jjk #jjk season 2 #pebbles (me) ramblers

[cheekblush]

this week has been absolutely awful and it's only thursday 🥲

#all 3 of my final lab exams went horribly #i cried during 2 of them 🙃 #and now exo is basically on the verge of disbandment??? 😭😭😭 #obviously i fully support bbh jongdae & minseok they have every right to sue sm for their mistreatment #i just sincerely hope that the other members will follow suit & that they can all leave the company together but still remain a group #i wish they could do what got7 did but knowing sm & the fact that a lawsuit is involved there's no way they'll let exo do that #i just hope that they can remain together as a group bc the day they disband i will honest to god have a mental breakdown #not me worrying more about exo than my finals 😭😭😭 #they just mean the world to me but obviously i also hope i passed all my finals.. #usually lab exams go well for me but now all 3 exams in a row went absolutely terrible & it's the FINALS 😔 #please tumblr girlies do a prayer circle for me & exo i really am that desperate 🥺 #tbh i hate that at my grown age i still cry bc of stupid exams but those really were the 3 worst exams of my life 😭 #and i definitely don't want to repeat a school year 🤐 #so happy june i guess... another month that started horribly 🙃 #☁️ #i added the jongin & jongdae pic on purpose btw given the exo news..all we do is suffer on exoplanet but i'm in this exo shit for life 🫡😭

[tooquirkytolose]

K my favorite couple of yours is our crossroads keepers they are just so wholesome i wish them the best. I hope their garden grows well this year

I love them so much too!! A forever life of gardening, tea times and helping people 😊

#god i wish that were me 😔

[sxturdaysun]

i was really like "this is my boyfriend kyouhei and his boyfriend chikage" and "we start dating and chikage asks if we need a third" as a joke, but i don't think it's a joke anymore.

#''kadota lamented'' are you in love with him now????? hello????? #''damn i should have invited him to dinner 😔'' HELLO FJDBDJDHFJ?????? #just call him king. i promise he'll pick up. #♡ — text #🖤 crash my car #<- I GUESS???? #GOD this is so fucking funny #''god i wish that were me'' ''koda or kadota??'' ''yeah.'' #contender for Polycules Of All Time

[mg549]

why are there no mermaiding groups around me :(

(he literally lives here)

#my posts #not only can i not find anything i also cant even find any youtubers on the topic (how i fixate on things while i work) bc the youtube algor #ithm is jst so broken that all i get is like clickbait videos for babies or stupid racist shit abt the little mermaid live action remake #like thats not what i asked for!!! fuck! #also dear lord is the gender complex and i cant find anyone like me and like idk maybe it is jst me to some degree but like theres gotta be #ther trans guys out there w the same interest as me #idk been grappling a lot lately w how like all of my interests are stereotypically feminine and ergo hard to find content made from my persp #ective and like its fine like idk part of me is like #wow i wish these spaces were more diverse but im also like not trying to be like 'god forbid women do anything' either #idk #like and its not impossible to find like cis gay men w those interests but idk like its kind of hard for me to relate to that perspective ei #ther #idk. gender 😔😔😔